Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Male Feminist™
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ITT: America's supermodel First Lady derided by fat, angry thumb.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Male Feminist™
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She wasn’t born with a dick, so she’s not Bob’s type.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Did the She-ra obession started around the same time Dobson ragequitted the Internet for the nth time?.

I wonder if Dobbo just fused into Movieblob, making him horny towards underage lesbians (before that he only simped at trannies and women).

Bob got hungry and Dobson came too close, so Bob ate him. Dobson's primary defense against being eaten was his foul taste, but Bob has no sense of taste. Rest In Piss Dobson.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Bob got hungry and Dobson came too close, so Bob ate him. Dobson's primary defense against being eaten was his foul taste, but Bob has no sense of taste. Rest In Piss Dobson.

That would explain why the dobson thread is so quiet with everything going on. Better than Dobson just logging out and not commenting on anything while seething with rage

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That would explain why the dobson thread is so quiet with everything going on. Better than Dobson just logging out and not commenting on anything while seething with rage

I’m unfamiliar with this Dobson person. Is xi worse than Bob? Is someone generous enough to give cliffs on their history together? TIA.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I’m unfamiliar with this Dobson person. Is xi worse than Bob? Is someone generous enough to give cliffs on their history together? TIA.

He's basically a clone of moviebob except he's been around longer. here's the thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/andrew-dobson-tom-preston-cattyn.16465/, nearly 3000 pages before he went quiet complete with being a follower of moviebob

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

He's basically a clone of moviebob except he's been around longer. here's the thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/andrew-dobson-tom-preston-cattyn.16465/, nearly 3000 pages before he went quiet complete with being a follower of moviebob

That was the second thread, this is the previous thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/andrew-dobson-aka-tom-preston.1933/unread

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Isn't that the second thread dedicated to dobson? There was another that preceded it with 2000 pages.

That thread you mentioned is linked in the op of the second thread

 

[Koby_Fish]

I’m unfamiliar with this Dobson person. Is xi worse than Bob? Is someone generous enough to give cliffs on their history together? TIA.

dobson once drew a fanart thing for/of Movieblob and his Game Overthinker thing:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is in top train wreck form today on Twitter. His habit of retweeting what he thinks are sick burns gives me the hardest cringes I’ve ever experienced.



Bob’s repulsive, unearned arrogance is genuinely uncomfortable to witness. I get paid to be creative and use my imagination, but I cannot fathom how demoralizing it must be to go through life as him.

 

[Flexo]

To Consoome of course! Bob is so anxious to get back to watching movies in theaters he would gladly go in a radiation suit if he had to. Pretty sure its an addiction and he's going through withdrawal at this point.

It's the closest he ever gets to going outside and socializing. Even the most locked away NEET still has the human desire to connect with someone ONCE in awhile.

 

[Flexo]

I love these revealing little snide comments that demonstrate Bob Chipman, supposed movie critic and wannabe writer, completely fails to understand the concept of verisimilitude and suspension of disbelief, or is at best willing to sacrifice them on the altar of social justice / muh representashun.

Reposting something I pointed out back on the Last of Us 2 thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-last-of-us-part-2.26310/page-169#post-6422344

Think about it for one moment. If Ellie really is immune to the plague, then besides slicing her head open, another way to save the human race would be for her to have lots and lots of children. (say, a dozen) If even at least some of them inherit her immunity, then they can pass it on to their kids and so on and so on until the population is finally immune.​

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But her being a lesbian means the human race is still doomed - because now there won't be immune kids born. (Instead you'd have to wait for another random mutation, AND for that person to then also survive to breeding age, etc etc) You really think any modern day idpol people want to think about not only the responsibility of breeding, but how heterosexuality could save the human race?​

Hmm.... can't imagine why Bob loves the story of tLoU2 and really wants to avoid thinking about it...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hmm.... can't imagine why Bob loves the story of tLoU2 and really wants to avoid thinking about it...

He won’t play it unless it has 8-bit graphics and is on the NES or any other Nintendo console.

Yet again, this is the same fatass who bashed Mass Effect fans when they criticized the third’s ending, even when he admitted to never playing it in the first place.

 

[Flexo]

He won’t play it unless it has 8-bit graphics and is on the NES or any other Nintendo console.

Yet again, this is the same fatass who bashed Mass Effect fans when they criticized the third’s ending, even when he admitted to never playing it in the first place.

Won't stop him from jacking it to let's plays.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

He won’t play it unless it has 8-bit graphics and is on the NES or any other Nintendo console.

Yet again, this is the same fatass who bashed Mass Effect fans when they criticized the third’s ending, even when he admitted to never playing it in the first place.

What was it he said? That gamers had no right to criticize the ending because it was disrespecting author intent? Some stupid thing I've forgotten but he used some convoluted argument to justify him kissing-up to all the game jurnos who had been paid off and shit on a demographic he considers himself a representative of and a role model they can emulate to enter the SUPERIOR mainstream society. The reason people were pissed at ME3 was because they dropped 60 bucks on game that was, as said by a wise man, "the most poorly recieved video game ever". It was the video game equivalent of GM introducing the latest model of the Chevrolet and it's some Soviet built car from Yugoslavia made from recycled Hatian tin shacks. Bob had no investment in the fight but he had to but in to deliver his usual arrogant, tone-deaf take on the situation because he is Bob and he is all knowing and wise.

 

[Mola Ram]

But her being a lesbian means the human race is still doomed - because now there won't be immune kids born. (Instead you'd have to wait for another random mutation, AND for that person to then also survive to breeding age, etc etc) You really think any modern day idpol people want to think about not only the responsibility of breeding, but how heterosexuality could save the human race?

I never played The Last of Us (and boy, do I feel smug about that right now), but based on what you're saying it sounds like you could make a great story out of this character facing up to doing her duty -- going against her natural proclivities and sacrificing her own happiness so that the human race can survive. It'd be like arranged marriages in political dynasties throughout history where there was no love or affection, just the required breeding to produce an heir and a spare. Plenty of closeted homosexuals of both stripes can be found in the historical record, and likely even more we don't know about.

Of course, introducing something like this would provoke a REEEEEE that would shatter the very heavens, so there's another intriguing story burnt at the stake of idpol.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I'm always astonished by the sheer girth of Bob's head in every single picture of him. It looks like it's been grafted on to the rest of his body.

Bob is dense enough not to question why are leftist riots okay, but rightist demonstrations/rallies/gatherings/etc. are not. Either the health "professionals" are biased as fuck, or the Wu Flu is not as dangerous as initially hyped.
Those are not mutually exclusive, by the way.

I never played The Last of Us (and boy, do I feel smug about that right now), but based on what you're saying it sounds like you could make a great story out of this character facing up to doing her duty -- going against her natural proclivities and sacrificing her own happiness so that the human race can survive. It'd be like arranged marriages in political dynasties throughout history where there was no love or affection, just the required breeding to produce an heir and a spare. Plenty of closeted homosexuals of both stripes can be found in the historical record, and likely even more we don't know about.

Of course, introducing something like this would provoke a REEEEEE that would shatter the very heavens, so there's another intriguing story burnt at the stake of idpol.

Contrary to the prevailing theatrics on this board, The Last of Us was a really good game, and did a lot of interesting things to make the story and gameplay support each other, and is well worth playing. I loved it, and might or might not play the second game, but the notion that the first game wasn’t worth playing is just plain dumb.

 

[Mola Ram]

Contrary to the prevailing theatrics on this board, The Last of Us was a really good game, and did a lot of interesting things to make the story and gameplay support each other, and is well worth playing. I loved it, and might or might not play the second game, but the notion that the first game wasn’t worth playing is just plain dumb.

That's nice. But if it doesn't get a PC release, I don't play it.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

What, you don't have stacks of consoles lovingly arranged around your TV? I can't find the picture, but there's an old pic of Bob's 'living' room and it's just sad. A dozen or so different vidya consoles around a TV in a dark, cramped space. It's what greasy nerds like Bob call home decor.

Well, at least he can pass them down to his children someday.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

What, you don't have stacks of consoles lovingly arranged around your TV? I can't find the picture, but there's an old pic of Bob's 'living' room and it's just sad. A dozen or so different vidya consoles around a TV in a dark, cramped space. It's what greasy nerds like Bob call home decor.

Well, at least he can pass them down to his children someday.

Does that pic include all the beer cans stacked in a corner that would fill a gas can? Or all the Amibos that would fund the GDP of a Third-World country?