Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Which is the worse stereotype? The "I'll fight and die for my daughter" father, or the "I don't need no men, including my Dad, unless I need some dicking" daughter?

Bobby gets offended. For the first time today. On behalf of Looter Americans:
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"Andelman BAD. James Gunn GOOD. Gunn has 10 years of matured, reformed behavior":
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Reminder that Christopher Cook Chipman, senior engineer at Diversified Technologies Inc, has recently wanted a man fired for making fun of his brother's retarded autobiography. I won't rely him on judging what is "matured, reformed behavior".

Bobby continues his pointless analysis of this old advert:
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Consoom cartoon women!
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I thought Poison Ivy has a little bit more than "relationship problem"?

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You cannot be a crime-fighter unless you call yourself one:
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I so hope some Looter Americans break into his basement and steal all his amiboos.

Aim High Bobby!
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Something something facials and porn stars, otherwise no idea:
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You know, I think I dislike Chris much more than Bob. Bob might be a disgusting person who says crazy shit, but Chris actually has a life and should know better.

Also, Blacks had a big hand in making barbecue, which is great, but they didn't invent all or even most of the foods that people eat at barbecues. Most of the barbeques I've went to didn't even have any of the foods black people developed, they just had hamburgers, hotdogs, fries, and sausages.
 
Also, Blacks had a big hand in making barbecue, which is great, but they didn't invent all or even most of the foods that people eat at barbecues. Most of the barbeques I've went to didn't even have any of the foods black people developed, they just had hamburgers, hotdogs, fries, and sausages.

No person with money would reasonably eat pig's feet.
 
No person with money would reasonably eat pig's feet.
it's sort of similar to how certain things like haggis got developed. Wealthy landowner has all the good meat and leaves the offal for the peasants/slaves/sharecroppers, so you end up with things like pigs' feet being a thing (because when you're poor you can't afford to not use everything you can that's available), blood sausage, chopped liver lung and heart mixed with oatmeal and boiled inside a sheep's stomach-casing, and such like.
 
Or worse yet, an entire chicken carcass unceremoniously stuffed into a plastic bag then drenched in ungodly amounts of Mountain Dew and left to fester for several days

brainland btw
My ancestry is Scottish and Norwegian, so that’s the cultures that created haggis and lutefisk, and I’m pretty sure my ancestors would think Robert‘s chicken atrocities are beyond disgusting!
 
I don’t know if Elle being a lesbian in Last of Us is supposed to be organic or not,
The Dobsonism intensifies:
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Robert, a man whos only achievement is being a lolcow, feels bad the United States Attorney General:
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Can Robert just stop being obsessed with cartoon lesbians? It’s so creepy and autistic as hell to see a fat slob like himself project to a cartoon pandering to the LGBT community with the male gaze.
 
My ancestry is Scottish and Norwegian, so that’s the cultures that created haggis and lutefisk, and I’m pretty sure my ancestors would think Robert‘s chicken atrocities are beyond disgusting!
Most people who taste test haggis in this video end up liking it. I doubt any of Robert's dishes would test nearly as well.

Also, haggis and lutefisk are extremely weird, complicated dishes that I believe were both born out of necessity due to food shortages/storage problems of a more primitive time. Robert has access to all the conveniences of a modern grocery store, tries to make something relatively normal, and still ends up producing something exponentially more horrifying than starving northern medieval European peasant food.
 
Most people who taste test haggis in this video end up liking it. I doubt any of Robert's dishes would test nearly as well.

Also, haggis and lutefisk are extremely weird, complicated dishes that I believe were both born out of necessity due to food shortages/storage problems of a more primitive time. Robert has access to all the conveniences of a modern grocery store, tries to make something relatively normal, and still ends up producing something exponentially more horrifying than starving northern medieval European peasant food.
Haggis sounds weird on paper but if you think about what goes into it, it's not that different from a hot dog or sausage. Blobert's chicken thing is just an abortion the likes of which Jack Scalfani would be proud of.
 
Yes, Bob, YouTube execs are obviously KKK grand wizards.

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Haggis is fucking delicious. But Bob’s mayonnaise ghoul palate prefers salmonella-imbued Mountain Dew chicken. He is, after all, brother of the dude who’s bragging on Twitter about his filthy fucking backyard situation. Looks like something out of the most ill-kept parts of Appalachia:

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Yes, Bob, YouTube execs are obviously KKK grand wizards.

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This may be the biggest bullshit about the algorithm I've ever heard. We've been getting whole rows of recommends reserved for BLM stuff every day since the George Floyd incident went public, and even before that black history month, pride month, and random promoting of various "minority" videos were near constant features of the site.

By "white supremacist" they presumably mean a few edgy zoomers like Nick Fuentes who get demonetized and frequently banned entirely.

Clearly this is an attempt by some opportunists of a certain melanin count to cash in on the current deranged climate.
 
What the fuck is he talking about?
The Rising on The Hill’s YouTube is a show that has Krystall Ball, a liberal progressive, and Saagar Enjeti, a conservative, discussing politics. Of course, besides having a larger sub size (though it’s mainly on The Hill’s YouTube account) of 614K compared to his 139K, Bob hates it for being two people from different sides of the political spectrum having a conversation together because god forbid finding a middle ground.
 
Haggis is fucking delicious. But Bob’s mayonnaise ghoul palate prefers salmonella-imbued Mountain Dew chicken. He is, after all, brother of the dude who’s bragging on Twitter about his filthy fucking backyard situation. Looks like something out of the most ill-kept parts of Appalachia:

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You can see his house on Google Streetview, and the pictures have been taken at a time that is definitely not winter, and as you can guess, there's still Christmas lights on the roof and a big-ass star on the chimney. His house kinda sticks out like a sore thumb in that street, and it's not even a super classy neighbourhood. And we all know how much like a hoarder's place it looks inside.
Chris really should know better. He has a life, a proper job, a wife, a kid, and a house. But the chipmannian potatogenes are too strong, and so he has to live it up in the most white-trash-manner possible. That picture with his old Blockbuster pals on patio chairs in his filthy living room, half a dozen morbidly obese butterballs huddled around a playpen filled with toys, emitting a smell that would undoubtedly make most meth-dens blush. He could do a lot better. His daughter is probably a sped because she caught some brain parasites in that hovel.
But at the end of the day, Chris is happy. He has genuine love for his family and can feel actual happiness about his life. Bob can't do that. He is happy when he talks to and about his niece and his family, but he'll never even get the happy white-trash-life of his brother. It'll always be the miserable white-trash-life.
So, when is Bob gonna bite the hypocrisy bullet proper and ditch his alcoholism for opiates? I think he might be just one bad tooth or back injury away from a full blown opiate addiction like the obsolete white burb ghoul he is.
 
Heaven help me, but I can't recall in recent past a character that brought on so much autism on the table like Harley Quinn. No wonder her movie bombed, any normie can just groan hearing her name.

So that is what you did with your shot at a bankable character DC? You made it to be all about the stupid shippers. Fuck, you deserve to be sold out to any rinky dinky pattent holding company, and scraped out to cheap licenses and re-prints of watchmen and Dark knight Returns.

Harley Quinn is basically Hot Topic Goth Girl, and an uninhibited villain so fat nerds like Bob think they could stand a chance with her. Unfortunately, thanks to social media, the shippers are the loudest segment of the fandom, so shows that pander to them think they'll be getting a lot of free marketing and financial support. They'll also be getting Social Justice Asspats (tm), the most worthless and simultaneously most valued currency on the planet.
 
Harley Quinn is basically Hot Topic Goth Girl, and an uninhibited villain so fat nerds like Bob think they could stand a chance with her. Unfortunately, thanks to social media, the shippers are the loudest segment of the fandom, so shows that pander to them think they'll be getting a lot of free marketing and financial support. They'll also be getting Social Justice Asspats (tm), the most worthless and simultaneously most valued currency on the planet.
Except that those same shippers will insist on Harley being put into a lesbian relationship so even in fantasy land, Bob has no chance of getting his dick wet.

In fact, he seems to be one of the ones demanding a lesbian relationship. As other people have noted, it's very Dobsonesque.
 
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