Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob wants centrists dead just as much as he wants the right dead, and for the same reason: they're people who don't agree with Bob 100%. He also, of course, wants much of the left dead as well for the same reason, and also because they laugh at him and ridicule his tiny brain takes and deformed values. The truth is Bob hates everyone and would love to see huge numbers of people dead, as long as he didn't have to personally see the piles of corpses or smell them decomposing. And it's all because Bob hates himself and hates his life and he can't face that honestly. I'm constantly amused by Bob's hatred, and how incapable he is of hiding his spite in even the smallest way.

The absolute worst thing in the world you can do to Bob is be a happy person with friends and family and romantic relationships and a job that pays well. It drives him nuts. Envy and self-hatred turned outwards are the only two basic emotions that Bob is capable of feeling. I'm sure he's fond of his brother and his niece and nephew, but envy and hate are definitely his deepest and most authentic emotions.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

Anyone wonder what would Bob do without Twitter? What would happen if twitter banned him? Would Bob meltdown and do something in real life (HAHAHAHAHAHA) or would he just stew in his anger for eternity?

 

[Lensherr]

While on the DC side:
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Yes, God forbid a superhero film take itself somewhat seriously and not drown itself in bathos.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Anyone wonder what would Bob do without Twitter? What would happen if twitter banned him? Would Bob meltdown and do something in real life (HAHAHAHAHAHA) or would he just stew in his anger for eternity?

I've been asking the question about what Bob was like pre-Twitter for years now. I imagine since he now has had it introduced into his life, it would not be pretty if it was suddenly taken away.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

He would probably resort his ramblings onto YouTube and act out his fantasies against his supposed enemies.

 

[Adamska]

Sperging about hamilton since its on disney plus
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Reminder that this fat mentally challenged ape cried when a McDonalds was burned down by rioters too.

Oh, and his first crush was Megan Fox? Yeah, the man's a creep. He can be unpersoned and called a rapist by any one of the people he's trying to ooze into at any point for the sex doll comment then.

 

[Bolo]

"Everyone is stupid but me"

No wonder he is so alone all the time., Robert has no equal.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is a fat virgin who lives in a basement and tweets all day, every day about how everyone else is a big dummy compared to him. And he wonders why people laugh at him.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

Reminder that this fat mentally challenged ape cried when a McDonalds was burned down by rioters too.

Oh, and his first crush was Megan Fox? Yeah, the man's a creep. He can be unpersoned and called a rapist by any one of the people he's trying to ooze into at any point for the sex doll comment then.

Wait wait wait, I haven't been to this page in a while. Was Bob ACTUALLY upset when the McDonalds burned down?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Wait wait wait, I haven't been to this page in a while. Was Bob ACTUALLY upset when the McDonalds burned down?

 

[Neko GF]

Bob being stunning and brave behind a protected account

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1275064433555812353

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At this point, the only things he uses "personal" account for is block-evading and talking shit about larger personalities without them knowing about it. He's a pathetic coward who knows that he'd get ratio'd if he did it publically.

 

[BubbleButt]

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Reminder that Kyle Kulinski is the guy that didn't understand how ground works.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Anyone wonder what would Bob do without Twitter? What would happen if twitter banned him? Would Bob meltdown and do something in real life (HAHAHAHAHAHA) or would he just stew in his anger for eternity?

He'd write more in his blog, completely ignored by everyone who isn't a relative. In all seriousness, he'd move to another platform and be either ignored or quickly banned.

Oh, and his first crush was Megan Fox?

That can't possibly be true, she didn't start acting until 2001. Bob was what, 25 then? I mean, sure, he was still living at home in his childhood bedroom with Super Mario sheets on his childhood bed, but he was an actual adult. For certain values of "adult", anyway.

 

[Rei is shit]

Reminder that Kyle Kulinski is the guy that didn't understand how ground works.

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I wouldn't be surprised if this is the same reason Robert goes on and on about the WASTELAND being empty. We know that he has flown to comic con in San Diego a few times and he also thinks most food comes from California. Being too autistic to know what farms look like from the air would be a very superior future thing.

 

[dickass42069]

lmao @ all you mayo ghouls clutching at pearls and defending farmland when you can just use vertical hydroponic farms in cities.
God, you're all so ignorant

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is the same reason Robert goes on and on about the WASTELAND being empty. We know that he has flown to comic con in San Diego a few times and he also thinks most food comes from California. Being too autistic to know what farms look like from the air would be a very superior future thing.

My theory is that Bob latched onto one of those many articles years ago about how agriculture was going down as a percentage of the economy, and what that means. Of course once Bob started hating "those people", he assumed that it meant that his precious Natural Selection was at work getting rid of them. But this ignores the fact that agriculture was not going down in absolute number of dollars made, only relative; agriculture was still making a huge amount of money, but other sectors were making more money. In other words, people didn't need to spend as much of their income on food as in the past; far from going away, agriculture was more productive than ever! Also, just because something is decreasing doesn't mean that eventually it will equal zero! A second thing that Bob never considered, though, is that how much money is spent on something is no indicator of how important it is. Very few people need to "buy" children, for example, or air, but they're still vital.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Robert is basically what you’d get if you took Idi Amin and drained him of all his intelligence, charisma, sense of humour, tactical thinking and melanin.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

lmao @ all you mayo ghouls clutching at pearls and defending farmland when you can just use vertical hydroponic farms in cities.
God, you're all so ignorant

EGADS! You're right!

The scales have fallen from my obsolete eyes like superior McNuggets due to your enlightening. Forgive me Robert, for I have sinned and been willfully ignorant of your higher truths. I will flog and castigate myself for to atone for my fly overness and your whiteness, o Great Lapsed Pope Diabeto.

In all seriousness, I love Dahir Insaat and their impossible ideas. They're very Bob like.

 

[Mola Ram]

Robert is basically what you’d get if you took Idi Amin and drained him of all his intelligence, charisma, sense of humour, tactical thinking and melanin.

But not the cannibalism.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

drained him of all his intelligence, charisma, sense of humour, tactical thinking

you could have just said melanin