Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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>TFW no big titty Asian GF
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Idea for a new poll: Which is creepier? Robert's lesbian fetish? Or his Asian fetish?
 
Wait wait wait. Bob has LEGIT fans that aren't following him just to shit on him?:story:

>TFW no big titty Asian GF
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Idea for a new poll: Which is creepier? Robert's lesbian fetish? Or his Asian fetish?
Yes Bob, I'm sure you miss the friction of your fat folds slapping together as you button mash your way to another Street Fighter loss.
 
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Idea for a new poll: Which is creepier? Robert's lesbian fetish? Or his Asian fetish?

A lipstick lesbian fetish is so basic bitch Western straight male I don't even think it even qualifies as being a fetish. It's like saying you have a fetish for blondes or breasts. Yawn.

His thing for Asians includes Kim's sister, the head of fucking North Korean propaganda apparatus, though, which in case you forgot means she was the Chief Torturer and therefore in the running for cuntiest cunt in the history of cunts.

Out of the decade plus he's been on twatter, those were his most baffling.
 
Bob is jealous of both of his siblings for being married and living above ground. But he’s REALLY steamed about his sister marrying a hot Asian dude.

Reminder: Bob gets happy when he thinks of millions of Americans losing their income. He’s a piece of shit.

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What on earth does Bob have against Bnb's? Is this something longstanding or has he just picked another random thing to mindlessly hate on? I doubt he's ever seen a bnb. When would he have ever stayed in one or even visited one? Bnb's are far above Bib's social and economic class. He's a pure Motel 6 in a mediocre neighborhood kinda guy.
 
What on earth does Bob have against Bnb's? Is this something longstanding or has he just picked another random thing to mindlessly hate on? I doubt he's ever seen a bnb. When would he have ever stayed in one or even visited one? Bnb's are far above Bib's social and economic class. He's a pure Motel 6 in a mediocre neighborhood kinda guy.
He’s against homeowners having assets and making income from them. Bob resents anyone who doesn’t live in a rented basement.
 
What on earth does Bob have against Bnb's? Is this something longstanding or has he just picked another random thing to mindlessly hate on? I doubt he's ever seen a bnb. When would he have ever stayed in one or even visited one? Bnb's are far above Bib's social and economic class. He's a pure Motel 6 in a mediocre neighborhood kinda guy.
I think it's more "A successful white guy is no longer successful because all the white people wouldn't cower in their warrens like I do so fuck 'em all"
 
What on earth does Bob have against Bnb's? Is this something longstanding or has he just picked another random thing to mindlessly hate on? I doubt he's ever seen a bnb. When would he have ever stayed in one or even visited one? Bnb's are far above Bib's social and economic class. He's a pure Motel 6 in a mediocre neighborhood kinda guy.
AirBNB specifically has been cancer to the renting scene because a shitton of wannabe landlords who aren't actually liquid enough to buy a property but make enough for endless rent contracts gobble up the best housing in downtown cores to rent out as a vacation hotel, dodging existing regulations for both hotels and being a landlord. I'm sure Bob's intellectual understanding of that is precisely zero, living in his brother's basement as he does, but he lurks enough in lefty twitter circles for the reflexive distaste for Airbnb to sink in.
 
NASCAR banned Confederate flags recently. I have a strong suspicion that Robert considers this his way of paying them back for their corporate wokeness.

Also a black driver found some string in his cars garage and claimed it was a noose. So it's partially thanking corporations for being woke and partially antagonizing the nasty mayo goblins.
 
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Bob, like so many others, confuses communism with welfare. Communism and Socialism are economic systems where the government controls the economy and decides what will be made and how much will be made, and has a goal for a basic standard of living. Welfare, stimulus packages, and public works projects are not communism, the state isn't telling businesses how many shoes to produce this year or ensuring that everyone makes a certain amount of money a year, its using tax dollars to help needy people or provide a service that a private business might not be able to. There's a difference between a one time check from the government in trying times and the state deciding how much your job is going to pay you.
Kinda.

When people say Valkyries are associated with nazis is because legend says that Hitler used to listen to Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" while hearing reports about London's bombing. But this always felt like tall tale by historians trying to sell more Hitler books, the man alone keeps a whole class of historians fed.

Now, about Robert making Valkyries being "oedipal Barbie crushes" for "nazis" I have no fucking idea what this idiot is talking about. People don't give a fuck about Valkyries, be the Maidens from the norse mythos, or the D-lister Marvel character who was a minor character in fucking Thor, the lamest avenger, and the Avengers were always lame by default, the shitty Justice League.

I know what Robert is gloating about, that back in the first Thor movie, there was some blowback over one of the norse gods being black, but by the time the third movie rolled in and the new valkyrie was black, no one gave a fuck, the same way no one gave a fuck when the character was said to be gay, or bi I don't give a shit.

And this on Robert's books seems to be a big win, hey who cares if Marvel movies reduce our culture to puerile pastiche, but at least when younger people think of Valkyries, they will think of strong black women, that will teach the nazis.

Sure Robert, whatever, you win, really hope this whole culture war thing pays off for you.
The only way Bob can understand anything is if it's filtered through big budget, mass market, geek culture media and assumes the same for the rest of society.

No matter who wins the culture war Bobs reward will be the same no matter what. Alone in a damp, smelly, basement surrounded by plastic crap, ignored by society as a whole, and still angry at the kids who bullied him in High School.
 
Bob Chipman, never leaves the basement or travels abroad, matters and is “trapped” in America. Cool story, bro.

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He’s also angry he might not be able to set off fireworks to celebrate the country he’s trapped in. Even his followers are calling him out for not knowing shit about what’s going on here.

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So leave, you worthless, swollen, toad. Get the fuck out. If this country is so god awful, pick up your sack of resentment and go somewhere else.

Oh? You have no marketable skills another country would ever want? Huh. Weird.
 
Bob Chipman, never leaves the basement or travels abroad, matters and is “trapped” in America. Cool story, bro.

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He’s also angry he might not be able to set off fireworks to celebrate the country he’s trapped in. Even his followers are calling him out for not knowing shit about what’s going on here.

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I'm really tired of all these mindless political assholes simultaneously whining about Corona Chan while saying that all the BLM protests have been good. You can't have it both ways, fuckers. The protests over George Floyd spread the love on the largest scale the country has seen. Either you don't think that's a big deal, or you should admit that those protests were a lot more harmful than the incident that incited them and the widespread cultural promotion of them by woke corporations and Democrats was grossly irresponsible. Either way shut the fuck up about Drumpf and re-opening protests in relation to Corona Chan. You've lost all right to complain about them.
 
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