Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So leave, you worthless, swollen, toad. Get the fuck out. If this country is so god awful, pick up your sack of resentment and go somewhere else.

Oh? You have no marketable skills another country would ever want? Huh. Weird.
Not only does he not have any valuable skills, but he'd also likely have to live on his own and be self-sufficient. Robert would have to live a life where he can't spend most of the day tweeting in his brother's basement and would have to worry about buying essentials (food, electricity, etc.) instead of blowing it on consoomer trash.
 
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I'm kind of surprised no one from his old highschool has accused him of attempting sexual assault or shared other funny stories, yet.

"Yeah, I went on a pity date with him and after he got me McDonalds, he parked in a church parking lot and ranted about Sega for an hour. Then he tried grabbing my breasts and shoving his tounge in my mouth. After pushing him off, he cried stating I was 'sending mixed signs' before taking me home. As I left the car, he farted really loudly then peeled out of the driveway screaming incoherently."
Robert wouldn’t wait until someone who turned him down left the car to fart!
 
I'm kind of surprised no one from his old highschool has accused him of attempting sexual assault or shared other funny stories, yet.

"Yeah, I went on a pity date with him and after he got me McDonalds, he parked in a church parking lot and ranted about Sega for an hour. Then he tried grabbing my breasts and shoving his tounge in my mouth. After pushing him off, he cried stating I was 'sending mixed signs' before taking me home. As I left the car, he farted really loudly then peeled out of the driveway screaming incoherently."
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, no joke, this happened. This definitely happened at some point. You cannot tell me that this was your own formulation. Knowing Bob, this legit happened at some point in his life.
 
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, no joke, this happened. This definitely happened at some point. You cannot tell me that this was your own formulation. Knowing Bob, this legit happened at some point in his life.
No heterosexual or bisexual woman or girl ever went on a date with him.
 
I'll bet some eastern European countries (e.g. Hungary) will extend the ban for much longer than strictly necessary, to prevent American academics, journalists and domestic terrorists spreading their degenerate cultural cancer any further

if so, good for them
 
Not only does he not have any valuable skills, but he'd also likely have to live on his own and be self-sufficient. Robert would have to live a life where he can't spend most of the day tweeting in his brother's basement and would have to worry about buying essentials (food, electricity, etc.) instead of blowing it consoomer trash.
Yeah unless Chris moves somewhere else, Bob won't move there.
 
Nah, he’s almost 40, he was the perfect age for the original cartoon. I think he’s HFA and latched on to Mario instead of Sonic. Brooklyn is Cinema Robert’s blarms. Anyway I just mean he’s like Chris were other media can be altered but his chosen obsession is set in stone.
No. Some of them realize that we also have Bob Chipman's... and consider making it a permanent thing.
 
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Is this an old tweet? I swear I read it before.

Bobby already learned that America is not the top of the world -- at least until we elect a black enbie lesbian president, then we'll catapult the world into Superior Future!
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Bobby takes issue at Trump's "ideological incoherence"; he also see issues as part of the "big picture" and "LONG timeline".
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I dunno. "America First" is at least as coherent an ideology as "No Bad Tactics; Only Bad Targets".

Bobby thinks journos have costed him his Mommy Hillary, yet he still doesn't have the heart to blame them:
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Another proof that SJWs think communism = gimme gimme:
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Bobby can divine someone's intelligence from how they dress:
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If their shirts spell out M-A-R-I-O, will they suddenly become cultural elites?

Some neckbeard called Eric Sapp shared a story about bravely calling out a sexual predators at IGN. Bobby claims he feels ashamed to have worked under one of them. (Faraci senpai notice me!)
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Which one?
 
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Is this an old tweet? I swear I read it before.
Is that so?
Bob has attacked Laura Loomer, Mike Cernovich, and Milo Yiannopoulos, multiple times.
That's three lolcows, marking Bob as a "infiltrator or clout chaser" who will "turn on you."
Mmhmmm, checks out.
 
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Is this an old tweet? I swear I read it before.
Easy to speculate on. Bob's Twitter ramblings are the exactly same as they were five years ago. Just swap out the target of his hate and it will read exactly the same whether its Gamergate or Trump.
Let’s be real, Bob voted for Trump and is pretending to bash him on social media so that he doesn’t get caught. You have to remember SJWs are massive hypocrites.
Nah Bobs a dyed in the wool Mass Democrat, even if you pointed a gun to his head he'd still vote straight ticket for the Dems. Election day 2016 he crawled out of his basement to his polling place and checked D box on every candidate before slinking off to Mickey Dees to eat 10 cheeseburgers before fighting off 4 simultaneous heart attacks that night when Trump won.

Some neckbeard called Eric Sapp shared a story about bravely calling out a sexual predators at IGN. Bobby claims he feels ashamed to have worked under one of them. (Faraci senpai notice me!)
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Which one?
Really makes you think about the moral integrity of all these people condemning the sexual predators on Twitter these days where one or two Tweets later they mention how they worked with these people for years and didn't say anything until now. Kinda makes you look like a self-centered opportunist but that's just me talking.

Is that so?
Bob has attacked Laura Loomer, Mike Cernovich, and Milo Yiannopoulos, multiple times.
That's three lolcows, marking Bob as a "infiltrator or clout chaser" who will "turn on you."
Mmhmmm, checks out.
And yet despite those people being scam artists, liars, and pedos who have been smeared to hell and back by the MSM they still have had more successful careers than Bob who caters to any and all mainstream talking points and only has a slowly dwindling Patreon to show for his troubles.
 
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