Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Bob retweeted this. I watched the video and boy, I am not surprised Bob feels affinity for Cody Johnston. He seems to be an unfunny, bitter loser who doesn’t understand that his ideas aren’t special and who can’t bear to edit his spergout to less than 575,000 words. I guarantee this dude deserves a thread here if he doesn’t already have one. (Lol I just looked it up and this horseshit was produced by a team of tards, not just one. :story: )

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Bob retweeted this. I watched the video and boy, I am not surprised Bob feels affinity for Cody Johnston. He seems to be an unfunny, bitter loser who doesn’t understand that his ideas aren’t special and who can’t bear to edit his spergout to less than 575,000 words. I guarantee this dude deserves a thread here if he doesn’t already have one. (Lol I just looked it up and this horseshit was produced by a team of tards, not just one. :story: )

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What's this about Shia Leboufs career being ruined? I thought he just cashed in all his transformers checks and settled down to be a professional political activist and make art house movies about literal retards.
 
Why didn't we listen to his warnings that fans of something don't like it when the thing they're a fan of is twisted and ruined?
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The Change.org petition

...we only had to listen but we looked away...
Bob retweeted this. I watched the video and boy, I am not surprised Bob feels affinity for Cody Johnston. He seems to be an unfunny, bitter loser who doesn’t understand that his ideas aren’t special and who can’t bear to edit his spergout to less than 575,000 words. I guarantee this dude deserves a thread here if he doesn’t already have one. (Lol I just looked it up and this horseshit was produced by a team of tards, not just one. :story: )

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Is the plagiarism that indie gamer "chick" referring too when Shia stole, word for word, someone's twitter post and used it as a come back at his HWDU part 4, Locked in a Cabin To Own Orangeman?
 
Reminder that this fat mentally challenged ape cried when a McDonalds was burned down by rioters too.

Oh, and his first crush was Megan Fox? Yeah, the man's a creep. He can be unpersoned and called a rapist by any one of the people he's trying to ooze into at any point for the sex doll comment then.
Wait, how long has Megan Fox been around, because if we're talking like Transformers then I'm a bit too old for her to be my first crush. And I'm a hell of a lot younger than this dipshit.
 
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1275857067060985858 (Archive)

Oh! It appears that Aimee hasn't blocked Robert's main account on her current account. That makes the "personal" account even more useless.

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Robert Chipman, a man who wants to oppress, disenfranchise and use a eugenics programme to bread out everyone he doesn't like, claims that wanting to reopen the economy, is wanting to "cause deaths" and how immoral that is.
 
I love the (i.e. them) in his tweet, Bob is such a awkward writer. It's almost endearing.
That falls under the "clarifying what doesn't need to be clarified in the clumsiest way possible" brand of Bobism. He does this a lot. Since he thinks he's an unrivaled genius despite being quite stupid, he frequently talks down to his audience like they're practically toddlers. Keep in mind, these aren't his hated subhuman wasteland ghoul enemies. His Tweets and videos are generally targeted at people he considers to be the smarter portion of humanity and he still feels the need to explain the obvious to them like they're absolute idiots. Really goes to show how warped his perceptions of reality and himself are.

Like in Robert's "Spartans are muh Nazees" hot take I noticed that he put "Google: master race" up while ranting about a Spartan's eyes turning blue during the augmentation process. This was after he'd already ranted extensively about how the humans in Halo are fascist. Unless someone's age is in the single digits (in which case I don't imagine they'd enjoy Cinema Roberto's rapid fire pretentiousness), they already damn well know what he's getting at, and even if he thought people needed to know, he could have just said it. But he had to give people the condescending "Google it" message instead.
 
PREVIOUSLY, ON (your favorite show here): Orange Man Bad, Corporate Media Good, Pretend The Apprentice Didn't Exist?
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This will literally never happen since, unlike Thor & Loki, the connection between Valkyrie and the myths that inform the character are vague at best and nonexistent at worst. It might as well be a codename since she has nothing to do with actual Valkyries. Plus, she's barely a character and only shows up in Endgame so Thor can set up his next movie so i guarantee an entire generation of young people will not give a fuck about her.

Bob retweeted this. I watched the video and boy, I am not surprised Bob feels affinity for Cody Johnston. He seems to be an unfunny, bitter loser who doesn’t understand that his ideas aren’t special and who can’t bear to edit his spergout to less than 575,000 words. I guarantee this dude deserves a thread here if he doesn’t already have one. (Lol I just looked it up and this horseshit was produced by a team of tards, not just one. :story: )

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I think Cody has finally become the character he's playing in the show, a bitter loser who can't stand to see people happy and not being miserable, just like bob.
 
That falls under the "clarifying what doesn't need to be clarified in the clumsiest way possible" brand of Bobism. He does this a lot. Since he thinks he's an unrivaled genius despite being quite stupid, he frequently talks down to his audience like they're practically toddlers. Keep in mind, these aren't his hated subhuman wasteland ghoul enemies. His Tweets and videos are generally targeted at people he considers to be the smarter portion of humanity and he still feels the need to explain the obvious to them like they're absolute idiots. Really goes to show how warped his perceptions of reality and himself are.

Like in Robert's "Spartans are muh Nazees" hot take I noticed that he put "Google: master race" up while ranting about a Spartan's eyes turning blue during the augmentation process. This was after he'd already ranted extensively about how the humans in Halo are fascist. Unless someone's age is in the single digits (in which case I don't imagine they'd enjoy Cinema Roberto's rapid fire pretentiousness), they already damn well know what he's getting at, and even if he thought people needed to know, he could have just said it. But he had to give people the condescending "Google it" message instead.
Bob does NOT take it well when someone even mildly disagrees with him. I think these patronizing directions and making explicit what any retard could figure out is a defense mechanism. He can’t tolerate the idea of someone thinking he doesn’t make sense, not getting his “clever” “jokes,” etc. Which is yet another reason why he should really try to improve the clarity of his writing.
 
I think Cody has finally become the character he's playing in the show, a bitter loser who can't stand to see people happy and not being miserable, just like bob.

Oh fuck off Cody Johnston, like playing a news anchor in a comedic setting is something new, this joke was already old during on the radio days.

And Jim from the Officie didn't steal you gimmick, because on your show all you do is bitch about political grievances from the Trump or the right. Say what you will about how lame it was that he took this "wholesome" concept of uplifiting people by reading fluff pieces and sold out in a flash, but you can't say it was YOUR idea either.

Also Johnston, Jim from the Officie isn't just richer and more well connected than you, he is more talented, better looking, smarter and has full set of hair, and he took advantage of that, what you gonna do about it, you little bitch?
 
"Favors the wise over the brutal."

Which group was being pandered to by basically every major corporation in hopes their locations in blue cities weren't ransacked and torched again?

The same group curb stomping any whitey foolish enough to disagree with them while alone and unarmed? The same group vandalizing entire city blocks and tearing down any statue they had the opportunity to?

Those are actions of "the wise?"

Just stay in your lane and talk about children's movies you fat fuck.
The corporations using them as pawns are "The wise", wisely pushing things to the brink to own the Orange Man and cause a blatant technocracy to emerge as a reaction to Trump's overreaction.. wait, Trump is sitting around doing jack shit? That wasn't the plan!
 
Is the plagiarism that indie gamer "chick" referring too when Shia stole, word for word, someone's twitter post and used it as a come back at his HWDU part 4, Locked in a Cabin To Own Orangeman?
No, what happened was in 2013 or 14, Shia brought out a movie he'd directed that critics loved at a film festival. But quickly people figured out he stole the whole thing from a graphic novel. When this came out, it led to the "I'm not famous anymore" bag on his head bit.

The difference is that Shia lifted an entire story without giving credit or compensation. I'm pretty sure what Bob is whining about is similar ideas except Jim is successful and Cody isn't.
 
I don’t think Bob or his smooth brain friends know what “plagiarism” means. They’re also dumb enough to think ideas can be stolen. :story:

How did you get through the day before? The same way you get through it now: binge eating, binge drinking, isolation, compulsive masturbation, and crying yourself to sleep every morning after a full 20 hours of rage-tweeting.

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One of my favorite Bob moves is when he tweets about how stupid everyone is, while misspelling basic words and omitting others entirely.


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Why didn't we listen to his warnings that fans of something don't like it when the thing they're a fan of is twisted and ruined?
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The Change.org petition

...we only had to listen but we looked away...
Considering where Bioware is right now where they had to shutdown one of their studios, layoff employees, and ran one of their biggest IPs into the ground, Naughty Dog might want to at least look into what the fans are saying. Or they can take Bobs advice to spit on their customer base and watch as their next game tanks in sales.

Is the plagiarism that indie gamer "chick" referring too when Shia stole, word for word, someone's twitter post and used it as a come back at his HWDU part 4, Locked in a Cabin To Own Orangeman?
You got the seasons mixed up. HWDU season 4 was when that one British Museum put the flag on their rooftop before pulling the plug after one day when a guy scaled the building Mission Impossible style and they wanted no part of the brewing shitshow. Season 5 was when Shia fled to his Finnish cuckshed and was discovered a week later thanks to posting about it on Social Media.

I don’t think Bob or his smooth brain friends know what “plagiarism” means. They’re also dumb enough to think ideas can be stolen. :story:

How did you get through the day before? The same way you get through it now: binge eating, binge drinking, isolation, compulsive masturbation, and crying yourself to sleep every morning after a full 20 hours of rage-tweeting.

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The corporations using them as pawns are "The wise", wisely pushing things to the brink to own the Orange Man and cause a blatant technocracy to emerge as a reaction to Trump's overreaction.. wait, Trump is sitting around doing jack shit? That wasn't the plan!
Our secret oligarchy is far from wise, but I strongly suspect that the plan is not only to pwn Trump, but to use this phony racism crisis to destroy police forces across the country... and then replace them with completely obedient drones. So Robert may have been a case of the broken clock being right twice a day on this one. Of course where he should be horrified at the possibility for abuse of power of a drone army handling policing, as I think most of the idiots out in the street would be if they stopped and realized that's the ultimate alternative we're looking at, selfish, pop culture obsessed Robert is clapping like a seal at the thought.

That woman is very clearly not white, Robert. After you've spent all this time aggressively framing everyone on the other side of these issues as an obsolete group of racist whites. Any comments on that? Do you think the constant racist bile you spew is maybe unjustified? No? You're just going to ignore race in this case but act like this vindicates your superiority complex anyway, even though it doesn't fit the worldview you put forth? Yeah, that's what I expected.

I did notice you refrained from putting "people" in scare quotes like you love to do this time though. You're at least smart enough to know that you've got to avoid the superficial appearance of racism for the left wing idpol crowd, therefore you can't dehumanize the browns, even when you feel exactly the same about them as the whites. Isn't that right you phony, pussy ass bitch?
 
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No, what happened was in 2013 or 14, Shia brought out a movie he'd directed that critics loved at a film festival. But quickly people figured out he stole the whole thing from a graphic novel. When this came out, it led to the "I'm not famous anymore" bag on his head bit.

The difference is that Shia lifted an entire story without giving credit or compensation. I'm pretty sure what Bob is whining about is similar ideas except Jim is successful and Cody isn't.

The ironic thing about it is that Cody isn't being original either. He essentially stole his concept from John Oliver's stupid HBO show. He's just angry that Krasinski is outperforming him, and that more importantly he isn't using his bigger platform to talk about the issues that Cody thinks is important.
 
Bob is REALLY trying to debunk the reality that he favors eugenics and has said so more than once, with receipts everywhere. He’s very bothered. 😊

What I love about Bob is that he is just smart enough to recognize that he should deny the things he says on a regular basis, but he isn't smart enough to not say said things in the first place.

He also isn't smart enough to learn from his mistakes, since he'll always say these things again.
 
The ironic thing about it is that Cody isn't being original either. He essentially stole his concept from John Oliver's stupid HBO show. He's just angry that Krasinski is outperforming him, and that more importantly he isn't using his bigger platform to talk about the issues that Cody thinks is important.
Wouldn't Krasinski going full woke political rant destroy the premise of his show? It can't exactly be a positive, uplifting, wholesome news show if you're constantly ranting about how orange man and your audience's Republican neighbors are creating Nazi America. That's probably what the people who flocked to Krasinski's show wanted to get away from, not necessarily because they're conservative, but because they just want to get away from the constant depressing anger and negativity.
 
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