Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob knows even less about espionage than he does about, say, British politics or farming. Of course, Bob will never let his ignorance on any given subject dissuade him from giving his Very Important And Absolutely Correct Opinions on the matter.

 

[FruitFever]

Bobby gives us the history of Superior Future:
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"The stars" is not supposed to be a romantic metaphor; Bobby literally thinks Hillary Rodham would let him have his wedding with Princess Peach in outer space.

Then the subject shifts to the Cuaron movie Children of Men.
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I haven't seen it so no comment, yet I wonder which video game critic who is not Robert Chipman would write such a line as "having an 'I had my first orgasm to Children of Men in college' aesthetic... "

Guess I'm not alone!
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No idea about the following. Seems to me that Bobby is having doubts about "represenation" of queers in video games and B-movies:
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Arthurian legends, but with Transformers!
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Peter Coffin fraternizes with The Enemy Milo Yiannopoulos. The leftist propaganda war is on!!!!
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As usual, Bobby knew it all along:
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Peter my son, I am disappoint.
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How Coffin's decision to converse with the enemy is "really just about white", I leave as an exercise to the reader.
(Another Coffin detractor with the handle "MovieBob doesn't get to retweet me" pops up. Consider it your further reading.)

"Whoa why are you so hung-up with my edgy joke?"
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Bobby should listen to his friend Nerdskull, who just said that if you make an edgy joke, you are complicit in the torture and murder of minorities.

He rolls his eyes and scoffs at the most prominent scene in Children of Men, where admist of all the bleakness of a warzone, all violence ceases as both sides stop to wonder the miracle of life and the hope for a future that a single crying baby promises...

...while he thinks the Marvel Cinematic Universe is worthy of replacing the mythology and legends of old.
Goddamn it, just gimme my tophats.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

He rolls his eyes and scoffs at the most prominent scene in Children of Men, where admist of all the bleakness of a warzone, all violence ceases as both sides stop to wonder the miracle of life and the hope for a future that a single crying baby promises...

...while he thinks the Marvel Cinematic Universe is worthy of replacing the mythology and legends of old.
Goddamn it, just gimme my tophats.

A friend of mine once said that Bob reminded him of some sort of parody character from a black cartoon; took me ages to work out that he probably meant Uncle Ruckus. But Bob's actually worse than Ruckus, because Ruckus was presented with evidence and changed his ways (when he found out he was black), and before that held down five different jobs on the go.

 

[iafiv]

He rolls his eyes and scoffs at the most prominent scene in Children of Men, where admist of all the bleakness of a warzone, all violence ceases as both sides stop to wonder the miracle of life and the hope for a future that a single crying baby promises...

...while he thinks the Marvel Cinematic Universe is worthy of replacing the mythology and legends of old.
Goddamn it, just gimme my tophats.

I don't know the scene with the troops and rebels who stopped fighting just to watch a child seemed a bit melodramatic.Not too much but just slightly close to pretentious.Nowhere near the level of Snyder in self importance but for me at least it wasn't that impressive.I always had a certain disdain for movies that take themselves too seriously and end on an ambiguos note like Children of men does.Compare that to Fight club which ends in a far more 'ain't no turning back now' way.It would have been far more interesting if no one stopped fighting despite the kid a sign of how much everyone hated each other that nothing could stop them at that point not even the potential solution to ending the war in the first place.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

A friend of mine once said that Bob reminded him of some sort of parody character from a black cartoon; took me ages to work out that he probably meant Uncle Ruckus. But Bob's actually worse than Ruckus, because Ruckus was presented with evidence and changed his ways (when he found out he was black), and before that held down five different jobs on the go.

Hey man Uncle Ruckus (no relation) held down 32 jobs and wakes up 4:45 am every day to work. He also knows a surprising number of martial arts despite being overweight and like 70 years old, like the ancient art of nunchaku, and he is a brilliant singer with his number 1 song "Don't Trust Them New N**gas Over There" while Bob is...Bob.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob acknowledges that no one would bother themselves with reading his responses if he didn't retweet them like a spaz. He also throws his "clout" around like it means anything.

Spoiler: "and you're followed by, um... ....nobody?"

I love how it's apparently a question and not a statement.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1276191744984592386

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "If I don't RT it, only people who f…

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The start

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1276190059268657158

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "@steusmotus Which is why I was desc…

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The retweet

When will these inferior mongoloids and their obsolete complaints learn that Bob has more followers than them and he needs to retweet himself constantly not because he's bizzarely proud of his clap backs but because the people need to see what he says but can't be bothered to go find it?

I don't know the scene with the troops and rebels who stopped fighting just to watch a child seemed a bit melodramatic.Not too much but just slightly close to pretentious.Nowhere near the level of Snyder in self importance but for me at least it wasn't that impressive.I always had a certain disdain for movies that take themselves too seriously and end on an ambiguos note like Children of men does.Compare that to Fight club which ends in a far more 'ain't no turning back now' way.It would have been far more interesting if no one stopped fighting despite the kid a sign of how much everyone hated each other that nothing could stop them at that point not even the potential solution to ending the war in the first place.

Yeah it's melodramatic I think it's supposed to be. That whole ending scene makes no sense logically but it does from a visual perspective. Having everyone stop fighting and reacting only as the characters come into frame helps you as the view get feel the full impact of what's going on. I think it's described as the gestalt but I can't remember. I recall watching a video on youtube talking about it but I cannot find it. Bob only brought it up because he's fat, dumb, and referencing Leigh Alexander who continues to ignore him and not touch his wiener.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Actually, why does Bob love retweeting his own tweets and replies? Is he just inhaling so much of his farts that he thinks they're all great owns or formats of his knowledge or something? It's fucking dumb unless it's like a popular tweet you made or you're an artist.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Actually, why does Bob love retweeting his own tweets and replies? Is he just inhaling so much of his farts that he thinks they're all great owns or formats of his knowledge or something? It's fucking dumb unless it's like a popular tweet you made or you're an artist.

If Cinema Robert doesn’t retweet his tweets none of his brain dead followers see it and then he doesn’t get that hit of dopamine when they retweet and like it.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

If Cinema Robert doesn’t retweet his tweets none of his brain dead followers see it and then he doesn’t get that hit of dopamine when they retweet and like it.

Is Bob even able to produce any dopamine at this point? He's just so angry all the time.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob Chipman, hideous, thinks he’s in a position to talk about Ted Cruz looking “goofy.”




Bob has breakfast at 1PM. Almost as shocking as the fact that he still doesn’t know when to use “whose” and when to use “who’s.”



I love when Bob talks as if he’s ever stepped foot in a studio office or otherwise knows jack shit about the industry. Not to PL (and I’m not an accountant), but this must be how epidemiologists feel reading Twitter takes on their work. Bob would LARP at being an industry insider if he ever left the basement or the state of Massachusetts.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob has breakfast at 1PM. Almost as shocking as the fact that he still doesn’t know when to use “whose” and when to use “who’s.”

He just said breakfast, so I'm going to assume it's second breakfast or elevensies.

 

[Mola Ram]

He just said breakfast, so I'm going to assume it's second breakfast or elevensies.

I want to call him Fatty Bolger, but the only possible hobbit Bob could emulate is Lotho the Pimple.

Bob, YOU LITERALLY HAVE YOUR FACE ON CAMERA IN VIDEOS! Guess what? That's 30-60 headshots a second.

If there's one thing this board has absolutely proved beyond a shadow of a doubt: you have PLENTY of headshots for us to mock until you get that robot body of yours.

And to prove this very salient point, I would like to preserve @John Andrews Stan's current avatar, one of the most sublime images of Bob ever committed to digital.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert's been even more assmad about Populism than usual over the last couple of days:

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1276229478944067598

Robert probably genuinely wants this to happen.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Few things are as funny as rage against populism from a guy who jacks his Vienna sausage to all things Marvel.

 

[BubbleButt]

His idea of populism is so hideously reductive it might as well be fun size.

 

[mandatorylurk]

If Bob ever got enough people to play a game of paintball or laser tag, do you think he would just be a camping bitch in the corner who pushes people when no one's looking, or the kind of player who tattles to the ref about some technicality to get someone disqualified or that his gun doesn't work right.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

His idea of populism is so hideously reductive it might as well be fun size.

It's so reductive, it's just an average American meal (or whatever he said about the McDonalds challenge).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Bob ever got enough people to play a game of paintball or laser tag, do you think he would just be a camping bitch in the corner who pushes people when no one's looking, or the kind of player who tattles to the ref about some technicality to get someone disqualified or that his gun doesn't work right.

He’d pretend he had an injury so he could sit in the corner and rage-tweet.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Robert's been even more assmad about Populism than usual over the last couple of days:
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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1276229478944067598

Robert probably genuinely wants this to happen.

We probably would have had rockets advanced enough to fire large groups of people into the fun, but a bunch of "smart people" decided that it was better to pour money into the bottomless welfare latrine known as the inner cities than to continue funneling money to NASA for Space Exploration. What do you want, Bob? Do you want a limitless Welfare State filled with immigrants and brown people, or do you want shiny rockets and moon wheat? Because you can't have both.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

If only we had elected Hillary, all of Bob's enemies would have been launched into the sun by now.