Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I can only imagine whatever hooker he pays for his "relationships" charges extra for the smell and terrible hygiene. Sure you "dated" a "stockbroker," whatever the escort told you to make your fantasy come true is exactly what you pay them 2000 dollars an hour for fatass.

Rated for the laughable notion that Bob has two grand to blow on hookers.

 

[wopirish]

I mean, he may very well pay her in Amiibos or other weeb bullshit he has lying around. Or he just bought some 3rd world girl and keeps her chained up ala
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_Castro_kidnappings

This is Blobby here, I wouldn't put it past him to reason that she is being showered with love and affection in a prosperous condition under his rule despite her crying and other horrifying practices. This dude is demented and I only expect the worst things will be found once he croaks. Like a 6 TB harddive full of shit that would make criminal investigators need counseling and therapy.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m sure there are some fatty nerds who would love to bump uglies with Bob at cons. There always are.
Beyond that, the only love Bob has seen is from Princess Peach (his right hand) and Princess Daisy (his left hand).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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You'd think Bob would be up in arms at this horrific depiction of Naomi with realistic-ish shaped tits and having actual hips. It just panders to the male gaze.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

How likely is it Bob writes cringy lesbian fan fiction?

 

[The tired cat]

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An I can be a complete twat and poke some holes in said signs. For example how the media is making excuses for the violent types, saying how they SHOULD burn someone's shop, beat up some civilians or hell even shank cops, hell how about all those twitterfags who are gleefully screaming about someone's business being burned down and attack anyone who calls this shit out. Just because there have been some protestors who actually kicked out or apprehended assholes who tried to start shit, doesn't change the MANY of those who are fine by allowing various fucknuts who are just there to burn someone's house down and takes some stuff.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not a day goes by that Bob can refrain from tweeting about fictional characters fucking. This is next-level incel shit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

How likely is it Bob writes cringy lesbian fan fiction?

That thought had never entered my mind until right now and I so desperately want this to be a thing. I can only imagine what kind of awkward horrors may be spawned from not only Bob's level of writing but his writing of intimate, sexual, and personal interactions of two members of the fairer sex. It'd be like an autistic, angry, kinda violent Chuck Tingle sans irony and cleverness.

 

[McGregor]

That thought had never entered my mind until right now and I so desperately want this to be a thing. I can only imagine what kind of awkward horrors may be spawned from not only Bob's level of writing but his writing of intimate, sexual, and personal interactions of two members of the fairer sex. It'd be like an autistic, angry, kinda violent Chuck Tingle sans irony and cleverness.

Given Bob's perception of humans, the idea of him attempting to write an intimate, let alone a romantically intimate scene, between two people is cringe at best. The idea of him doing some sort of lesbian soft, or even weirder hard core pornographic stories? Terrifying. It is an insight into a certain mind I neither want nor require.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is exactly as familiar with hetero sex as he is with lesbian sex. Both turn into sci-fi once Bob enters the scene.

 

[assdick42069]

DC's movies won't truly thrive until they start making films that stand on their own merits and aren't trying to ape the style of another

Joker aped Taxi Driver and still managed to be both good and successful.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

How likely is it Bob writes cringy lesbian fan fiction?

If he has done so, he hasn't posted any of it online. We would have known about it by this point. Bob's not one for being anonymous or using an alias online. He lets everyone know who he is and what he thinks.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob “Mario is my soulmate” Chipman is telling other people to grow up.

 

[Knyttet]

Since Bob's non-existant sex life once again has become the topic of this thread I want to remind everyone about Bob's tall tale about using his knowledge about female litterature to have group sex and shoot amatueur pornos.

2. Bob's threesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhopxZqQrmo

(2:38 )

And just to make sure that this is immortalized forever in case Bob decides to take the video down, here is the full transcript of what he says along with the accompanying images:

"When I was a boy I remember a certain book making an odd impression on me. I'm less certain of the name, I want to say it was called Space Station Seventh Grade, but it might not have been. Anyway, the reason it made such a large impression was because I was always surprised to find a coming-of-age book that was actually for boys. See, I'd inherited most of my age-appropriate reading material from an older female cousin, so let's just say a lot of it was tipped in a rather specific direction. Not that it was all that bad, I mean. In fact I can offer with some experience that

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- Bob Chipman, 2009

He used to have another Game Overthinker video up on his channel where he went on a tangent about how smaller breasts (specifically B-cups) are better than larger ones because they are more sensitive. This is because they have the same amount of nerve endings but spread out over a smaller surface area.

He unfortunately seems to have deleted that video.

He hasn't deleted THIS video however, where he implies that he has experience in paying for sex:

(4:40)

 

[BubbleButt]

He used to have another Game Overthinker video up on his channel where he went on a tangent about how smaller breasts (specifically B-cups) are better than larger ones because they are more sensitive. This is because they have the same amount of nerve endings but spread out over a smaller surface area.

From what I recall this is a myth since nerve endings aren't in humans down to a number and is only necessarily true if the milk bags are fake. Unless you resort to Wikipedia, which...

Well, I don't have to finish that sentence.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Wait, is Bob 'anti' Snowden? Why? He's not a paid government stooge. At best he should be ambivalent.

 

[Mola Ram]

Since Bob's non-existant sex life once again has become the topic of this thread I want to remind everyone about Bob's tall tale about using his knowledge about female litterature to have group sex and shoot amatueur pornos.



He used to have another Game Overthinker video up on his channel where he went on a tangent about how smaller breasts (specifically B-cups) are better than larger ones because they are more sensitive. This is because they have the same amount of nerve endings but spread out over a smaller surface area.

He unfortunately seems to have deleted that video.

He hasn't deleted THIS video however, where he implies that he has experience in paying for sex:

(4:40)

My God, he's always been a gibbering autist.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

From what I recall this is a myth since nerve endings aren't in humans down to a number and is only necessarily true if the milk bags are fake. Unless you resort to Wikipedia, which...

Well, I don't have to finish that sentence.

Bobs a fucking moron. How does he think the human body works? Like we're all the exact same underneath the video game style 'skins'? Every time Bob speaks he just shows off the depth of his ignorance.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Wait, is Bob 'anti' Snowden? Why? He's not a paid government stooge. At best he should be ambivalent.

Wikileaks were critical about Obama and Hillary, so Snowden is bad.

 

[Meriasek]

Media said Snowden is russian asset and killed Hillary, so Snowden bad.
He probably loves Bradley Chelsea (Wo)Manning, though.