Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[XtrmGamr719]

Wikileaks were critical about Obama and Hillary, so Snowden is bad.

Bob is the type (and he knows he is) to be for any sort of dangerous government bullshit if it so much as negatively affects any person he hates in the center or right (or even the left).

 

[Terrorist]

How likely is it Bob writes cringy lesbian fan fiction?

Blob fits almost the exact profile of a late-blooming, middle aged internet Autogynephile:

-Fat
-Incel
-Failure at adulthood
-Raging shitlib feminist
-Huge nerd, but not smart
-Stopped maturing in Junior High
-Emotionally unstable
-Obsessed with strong female characters, lesbianism, etc.

If he was also a former somethingawful goon, he'd be perfect.

 

[Bolo]

And what you getting so worked up for Robert? Dunno about Karen Gillan, but I doubt they are having Margot Robbie showing a lot of skin, not after the whole shit with not sexualizing the fucking Harley Quinn movie out of all things.

What? don't tell me you like these Pirates movies? Just the first one was any good, and let's face it, Johnny Depp had to lift the whole thing by himself (and a bit of Geoffrey Rush, sure).

But it is going to be fun to see the fatass pretent to like a Pirates of the Caribbean movie because hot actress is in there,. Simp life 4 eva.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

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And what you getting so worked up for Robert? Dunno about Karen Gillan, but I doubt they are having Margot Robbie showing a lot of skin, not after the whole shit with not sexualizing the fucking Harley Quinn movie out of all things.

What? don't tell me you like these Pirates movies? Just the first one was any good, and let's face it, Johnny Depp had to lift the whole thing by himself (and a bit of Geoffrey Rush, sure).

But it is going to be fun to see the fatass pretent to like a Pirates of the Caribbean movie because hot actress is in there,. Simp life 4 eva.

It was also essentially a children's film with a few jokes for adults tossed in there. Bob has no children; I'm fairly young (A lot younger than the Blob); and I'd feel like a weirdo if I went to see a new pirates film.

 

[Mr. Duck]

So, YouTube deleted the Nazi Bob video i did a couple of years ago, at first i thought it was lost forever, until i've found it while looking for something else.

You could put in the Nostalgic Critic theme in that because it's that low quality.

I went through some of his videos in order to make it, and now i feel more autistic for doing so, but at least i've found this minor gem in the process.


He REALLY wanted people to watch his garbage storyline.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It was also essentially a children's film with a few jokes for adults tossed in there. Bob has no children; I'm fairly young (A lot younger than the Blob); and I'd feel like a weirdo if I went to see a new pirates film.

I think Bob is relieved he now has a niece and nephew to take to the toddler movies he so loves. They’ll outgrow them before creepy Uncle Bob does.

 

[BubbleButt]

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He REALLY wanted people to watch his garbage storyline.

Comedic my fat gouty foot.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

If Trump wins 2020, Bob is going to go nuclear. Hell, even if Biden wins he'll still be miffed that his (Native American?) waifu Warren didn't win. It'll be a fun one lads.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

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And what you getting so worked up for Robert? Dunno about Karen Gillan, but I doubt they are having Margot Robbie showing a lot of skin, not after the whole shit with not sexualizing the fucking Harley Quinn movie out of all things.

What? don't tell me you like these Pirates movies? Just the first one was any good, and let's face it, Johnny Depp had to lift the whole thing by himself (and a bit of Geoffrey Rush, sure).

But it is going to be fun to see the fatass pretent to like a Pirates of the Caribbean movie because hot actress is in there,. Simp life 4 eva.

Bobs thirst gets more and more apparent with every tweet. If I had no idea who Bob was and saw this tweet I would think the guy was making a joke about seeing a movie because it had sexy actresses in them. With Bob its him blatantly posting his future fap fuel for the whole Internet to see..

I went through some of his videos in order to make it, and now i feel more autistic for doing so, but at least i've found this minor gem in the process.
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He REALLY wanted people to watch his garbage storyline.

Back in the day that was the norm, every wannabe movie reviewer thought his review about some forgotten children's movie or crummy game needed him fist-fighting puppets and engaging in space battles against their arch-nemesis who is just them in a Halloween costume in a poorly cut scene. Bob was just following a thankfully dead trend.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If Trump wins 2020, Bob is going to go nuclear. Hell, even if Biden wins he'll still be miffed that his (Native American?) waifu Warren didn't win. It'll be a fun one lads.

I hope some whistleblower leaks some shit about Biden and Obama (either them being outed as rapists or whatever) just to see his entire head explode.

 

[Adamska]

I guess Billy-Bob's going through a "I'm a kissless virgin and will die alone" crisis finally.

Usually people have those in their teens to mid-20s, and usually stop after they either chill out or just say fuck it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I've heard it said, and after verifying it's veracity, that very few, if any, light rail systems run on a profit. This Bloomberg article states as much but comes with the caveat that it can be profitable, you just need to make it into a utility, jack up fare prices, and make real estate developers foot most of the bill. The last bit they say is how things are done in Hong Kong and if there's anything that has long term business success, it's a Chinese system.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1276647751242125312

https://archive.vn/DiPHI

If you're unfamiliar with the episode of The Simpsons being shown, Marge vs. the Monorail, Springfield is hoodwinked by a charlatan into spending three million dollars they were awarded on a monorail system that doesn't work instead of fixing up their town or hiring more first responders. That's the kind of cultural, pop or otherwise, awareness that I'd expect from a Bob stan.

side note: I miss Phil Hartman

Bob “Mario is my soulmate” Chipman is telling other people to grow up.

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Y'all remember earlier this week, and by earlier I mean goddamned yesterday, when Bob was spouting off Epstein conspiracies involving Bill Barr?

Since Bob's non-existant sex life once again has become the topic of this thread I want to remind everyone about Bob's tall tale about using his knowledge about female litterature to have group sex and shoot amatueur pornos.



He used to have another Game Overthinker video up on his channel where he went on a tangent about how smaller breasts (specifically B-cups) are better than larger ones because they are more sensitive. This is because they have the same amount of nerve endings but spread out over a smaller surface area.

He unfortunately seems to have deleted that video.

He hasn't deleted THIS video however, where he implies that he has experience in paying for sex:

(4:40)

You know, this got me thinking. What if Bob isn't the super sped virgin we all think he is? What if he was an actual predator who used his towering, wall of flesh visage to intimidate women into touching his turgid cock? There is a large percentage of male feminists who are actual abusers. Bob seems to have the hallmarks of...I don't know what the sex pest version of troll remorse is but I think you get me. It just seems like he so dumb that he has trouble keeping the mask on all the time, hence his horny on main posts.

To be fair, I have zero evidence of Bob being a sex pest or if he's even held a girls hand. Consider it a thought exercise.

I hope some whistleblower leaks some shit about Biden and Obama (either them being outed as rapists or whatever) just to see his entire head explode.

I sincerely doubt that he, or anyone else will care. #BlueNoMatterWho is a mantra that they all chant to convince themselves that it's the right thing to do. I mean we had FBI documents that came up this week that show that Peter Strzok, one of the main guys who was trying to oust Trump and recorded almost everything via text between him and the other FBI agent he was having an affair with, was told by Biden and Obama to go after Flynn because reasons. Nobody cares because we're too busy cowering sheltering in place because Covid or burning down our cities and destroying public monuments. I firmly believe that if evidence were to come out of Biden being a kid diddler Bob would brush it off as pizzagate nonsense.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I've heard it said, and after verifying it's veracity, that very few, if any, light rail systems run on a profit. This Bloomberg article states as much but comes with the caveat that it can be profitable, you just need to make it into a utility, jack up fare prices, and make real estate developers foot most of the bill. The last bit they say is how things are done in Hong Kong and if there's anything that has long term business success, it's a Chinese system.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1276647751242125312

https://archive.vn/DiPHI

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If you're unfamiliar with the episode of The Simpsons being shown, Marge vs. the Monorail, Springfield is hoodwinked by a charlatan into spending three million dollars they were awarded on a monorail system that doesn't work instead of fixing up their town or hiring more first responders. That's the kind of cultural, pop or otherwise, awareness that I'd expect from a Bob stan.

side note: I miss Phil Hartman

I like how Bobs defense of Monorails boils down to "they look cool". Yes Monorails are cool looking but they're not feasible for the reasons you mentioned. This is more of Bob associating B-Movie science with reality. Light rail systems do have a place in congested urban cities, but like you said there's a lot of costs associated with them that makes them unfeasible overall. Railways in the United States are not going to become the main mode of transportation in the country due to how our urban centers are structured and how spread out our settlements are, which makes highways and cars more feasible for the country as opposed to Europe or China. Bob has no understanding of transportation and logistics thinking that including an overpriced train in your city will distract everyone from the urban decay and out of control crime rate.

 

[Positron]

He used to have another Game Overthinker video up on his channel where he went on a tangent about how smaller breasts (specifically B-cups) are better than larger ones because they are more sensitive. This is because they have the same amount of nerve endings but spread out over a smaller surface area.

As if he cared about the pleasure of the woman.

I've heard it said, and after verifying it's veracity, that very few, if any, light rail systems run on a profit. This Bloomberg article states as much but comes with the caveat that it can be profitable, you just need to make it into a utility, jack up fare prices, and make real estate developers foot most of the bill. The last bit they say is how things are done in Hong Kong and if there's anything that has long term business success, it's a Chinese system.

Bobby made it clear in his tweet that he fetishizes moonrail because it is the stand-in for Superior Future in cartoons and movies. In Hong Kong, the light rail system (which is localized to the northwestern part of the territory) is to blame for stymieing other forms of transportation, including cycling and pedestrian walking, and keeping their own fare high.

Bobby isn't happy with Biden's Soviet-inspired aesthetic. (Bobby isn't happy with Biden's everything.)


Unsurprisingly, he wants Obama on Mount Rushmore:


Coca-cola does lame woke posturing by refusing to put ads on Facebook ⇒ Big corps want Trump gone.



Tactics, targets. Natch!

"Working class" is a racist dogwhistle (What isn't?).


His hypocrisy is transparent:


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Another perfect comeback!


BTW, the preamble to the "Grow up" comment:




And amazingly, someone came to Bobby's defense:


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Dob Chipman:


Perfect male characters in perfect female shows :


A joke at the expanse of "asexual pride". Bob you're so silly!

 

[Flexo]

Bob retweeted this. I watched the video and boy, I am not surprised Bob feels affinity for Cody Johnston. He seems to be an unfunny, bitter loser who doesn’t understand that his ideas aren’t special and who can’t bear to edit his spergout to less than 575,000 words. I guarantee this dude deserves a thread here if he doesn’t already have one. (Lol I just looked it up and this horseshit was produced by a team of tards, not just one. )

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Anything on Cody Johnston should really be put on the existing Cracked.com thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-dumbest-articles-on-cracked.10797/

How did you get through the day before? The same way you get through it now: binge eating, binge drinking, isolation, compulsive masturbation, and crying yourself to sleep every morning after a full 20 hours of rage-tweeting.

Um.... Bob? That really looks like a minority. You may want to rethink your tweet.

 

[BubbleButt]

I like how Bobs defense of Monorails boils down to "they look cool". Yes Monorails are cool looking but they're not feasible for the reasons you mentioned. This is more of Bob associating B-Movie science with reality. Light rail systems do have a place in congested urban cities, but like you said there's a lot of costs associated with them that makes them unfeasible overall.

It would cost Disney over a million dollars a mile to add to their Walt Disney World monorail system and the cars haven't been updated in over 30 years.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Dob Chipman:
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https://archive.vn/pHmYo

LMAO I saw that earlier and I have to wonder what world Bob lives in. The only people that I saw were singing praises for this kids show were mid 20s-30s thots, trannys, and retards like Bob who know nothing about the show other than they can jerk off to the lesbian kiss.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Unsurprisingly, he wants Obama on Mount Rushmore:
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Robert officially hates America and is fully woke. I assume that Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln are the two "mixed to decent" cases (Robert, you and every politician you've ever supported couldn't measure up to a thousandth of either of those men, spare me your judgments) while Washington and Jefferson deserve to be erased from history because they owned slaves.

On a fun side note, one of Wikipedia's mods included a rant about Wounded Knee at the beginning of Mount Rushmore's "history" section for no reason.

It wasn't there in May.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I've heard it said, and after verifying it's veracity, that very few, if any, light rail systems run on a profit. This Bloomberg article states as much but comes with the caveat that it can be profitable, you just need to make it into a utility, jack up fare prices, and make real estate developers foot most of the bill. The last bit they say is how things are done in Hong Kong and if there's anything that has long term business success, it's a Chinese system.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1276647751242125312

https://archive.vn/DiPHI

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If you're unfamiliar with the episode of The Simpsons being shown, Marge vs. the Monorail, Springfield is hoodwinked by a charlatan into spending three million dollars they were awarded on a monorail system that doesn't work instead of fixing up their town or hiring more first responders. That's the kind of cultural, pop or otherwise, awareness that I'd expect from a Bob stan.

side note: I miss Phil Hartman

Y'all remember earlier this week, and by earlier I mean goddamned yesterday, when Bob was spouting off Epstein conspiracies involving Bill Barr?

You know, this got me thinking. What if Bob isn't the super sped virgin we all think he is? What if he was an actual predator who used his towering, wall of flesh visage to intimidate women into touching his turgid cock? There is a large percentage of male feminists who are actual abusers. Bob seems to have the hallmarks of...I don't know what the sex pest version of troll remorse is but I think you get me. It just seems like he so dumb that he has trouble keeping the mask on all the time, hence his horny on main posts.

To be fair, I have zero evidence of Bob being a sex pest or if he's even held a girls hand. Consider it a thought exercise.

I sincerely doubt that he, or anyone else will care. #BlueNoMatterWho is a mantra that they all chant to convince themselves that it's the right thing to do. I mean we had FBI documents that came up this week that show that Peter Strzok, one of the main guys who was trying to oust Trump and recorded almost everything via text between him and the other FBI agent he was having an affair with, was told by Biden and Obama to go after Flynn because reasons. Nobody cares because we're too busy cowering sheltering in place because Covid or burning down our cities and destroying public monuments. I firmly believe that if evidence were to come out of Biden being a kid diddler Bob would brush it off as pizzagate nonsense.

The main reason no one wants to build monorails is because it makes it a lot easier for people in the inner cities to get out to the suburbs. Yes, this means commuters, but it also means hoodrats. With special low income rates, an urban dweller can commute to your house, lift your TV, and commute back to the city in a jif. It also means angry BLM mobs can show up in rich white suburbs without having to travel down any easily blocked streets. No wonder it appeals to Bob and the BLM crowd.

 

[Red Hood]

Dob Chipman:
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"Cultural event" lol no one but fucking cat ladies and their orbiters gives a shit about She-Ra. No one outside of Twitter watches it or cares about it and no one will give a shit about it two or three years down the road. It's a flash in the pan that a small group of people are passionate about right now...which they will forget once they move onto a new thing.

HQ is basically Family Guy with DC characters. If that's your thing, fine. But Bob likes to imagine every stupid thing is a 'cultural milestone'. If you hang out in your brother's basement all day watching cartoons and fapping to princess peach Mario then maybe it is.

Culture, though is something that is passed on. No one will pass this on to their kids, because none of the viewers have kids.