Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob, courageous SJW, confronts Tucker Carlson...from behind the safety of his protected Twitter account.

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What a shameless rat. Can't you just pawn off your genius elite brother (or his Amibros)?
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If only Chris lived in a Skinner Box. Press the right button and money came out!
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Bobby has stepped on some LGBT tails with his She-Ra review. As expected, Bobby is obsequious as fuck when he is confronted by his gayers and betters.
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I wonder how Bobby incomprehensible spiel "really cleared thing up" for that screeching queer.

The only way to make Bobby apologize is to place him at the bottom of the progressive stack...
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... all the more amazing given this queer has so few followers:
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Capshit. No idea.
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Tactics, targets.
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"Shut down the mines for oxygen",
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Meanwhile, his maker waifu was paddy-wagoned for soliciting.
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You know, it takes a lot of chutzpah to beg for money at the same time so many truly needy people are suffering. At the very least, share with us why things are bad and how you’re hustling to help yourself. Instead, Chris posts lots of pictures of all the craft beers he’s drinking on his boat and expects others to divert funds from legitimate charitable causes to him.

What a grotesque family.

P.S. If things are that bad, sell your new PlayStation, Chris. Ain’t gonna happen, but it should.
 
Bob, aspiring SJW, has a hard-on for Louis Farrakhan’s biggest fan. Funny how quickly his supposed morality is thrown to the wayside once a pair of tits enters the equation. Lifelong virginity has devastating consequences.

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The funniest thing about this is she was presumably referencing antisemitism, since that's what makes Farrakhan so problematic. So essentially this Tweet reads like:

Jameela Jamil: "I'm going to try and steer clear of the Jew hate from now on."
Robert: "Don't do that you righteous and crazy rabble rouser! Kick down those ant hills!"
 
The funniest thing about this is she was presumably referencing antisemitism, since that's what makes Farrakhan so problematic. So essentially this Tweet reads like:

Jameela Jamil: "I'm going to try and steer clear of the Jew hate from now on."
Robert: "Don't do that you righteous and crazy rabble rouser! Kick down those ant hills!"
Robert hates everyone who has more than he does, so I can easily imagine him believing TEH J00z are the reason he’s a failure. It’s lulzy how much Bob has in common with the alt-right boogeymen in his brain.
 
Bob's "right-leaning friends" are those who voted for Biden and not Elizabeth Warren, and those who would rather work the wasteland ghouls to death in labour camps instead of just gassing them.
He considers every single Republican to be a bigot, so his "right-wing friends" can't be on that side.
And it's not like he actually has ANY friends, so whatever. No point in thinking about it too much. It's all lies and virtue signalling.
 
Bob's "right-leaning friends" are those who voted for Biden and not Elizabeth Warren, and those who would rather work the wasteland ghouls to death in labour camps instead of just gassing them.
He considers every single Republican to be a bigot, so his "right-wing friends" can't be on that side.
And it's not like he actually has ANY friends, so whatever. No point in thinking about it too much. It's all lies and virtue signalling.
Why would anyone want to be friends with a fat, delusional, bigoted, oafishly retarded, and immature moron in the first place?
 
I know this because you are a robot and cannot process the difference between computer images and reality. But that would be to the left of Bob. Which would be ironic because everything is Left of Mr Bombthemidwest Chipman

Bob isn't really "far left" in the traditional sense, more just a very confused Democrat. He seemed to have a weird enthusiasm for Ayn Rand at one point.
 
He lasted 30 minutes. After a dozen more tweets in less than 60 minutes, he’s now taking a stand, dammit!

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If Bob is this exhausted by tweeting, imagine how much actual activism would deplete his energy.
"Shut down the mines for oxygen",
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More context for being so "fucking tired", so "fucking angry", and wanting to close down the mines.
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More context for being so "fucking tired", so "fucking angry", and wanting to close down the mines.
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Someone please inform Motion Pictures Robert that he can blame the Democratic mayors of Lynn and Boston for prolonging the lockdown and causing recessions for their cities.
 
Like Bob is affected by the local economy. Bob gets his money and does his work exclusively online. A local recession doesn't affect him in any way. The only reason Bob would be pissy about the continuing shutdown and the ensuing economic damage is a simple and stupid one: Bob wants to go back to mindlessly staring at moving pictures on a really big screen, preferably with deafening sound. Oh, and he wants to go back to slamming his youtube money into barcade games, that being his sad excuse for a social life.
 
More context for being so "fucking tired", so "fucking angry", and wanting to close down the mines.
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So Bob actually wants factories and mines to be outside the country so they're potentially vulnerable to geopolitical risks. It reminds me of how Hitler at the end of the war hated Germany for failing him and wanted it all destroyed.
 
This motherfucker. He announced he was “clicking off early” a full 10 hours ago...and proceeded to tweet 37 times over the next nine hours. He’s still going!

Does Bob realize he’s an addict?

And boy, some of those tweets were fucking doozies. I got screenshots in case he tries to dirty delete the lunacy, but I find him too exhausting to catalogue this morning. I’ll leave the clowning to those with stronger constitutions than mine. But here’s a taste of the utter delusion Bob’s been indulging himself in:

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Why would anyone want to be friends with a fat, delusional, bigoted, oafishly retarded, and immature moron in the first place?
I’m sure Bob thinks he’s “friends” with plenty of people who barely tolerate him.
 
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