Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

This motherfucker. He announced he was “clicking off early” a full 10 hours ago...and proceeded to tweet 37 times over the next nine hours. He’s still going!

Does Bob realize he’s an addict?

And boy, some of those tweets were fucking doozies. I got screenshots in case he tries to dirty delete the lunacy, but I find him too exhausting to catalogue this morning. I’ll leave the clowning to those with stronger constitutions than mine. But here’s a taste of the utter delusion Bob’s been indulging himself in:

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I’m sure Bob thinks he’s “friends” with plenty of people who tolerate him.

You know, Bob, those polysyllabic words you think conservatives have never heard would be more impressive if you used them correctly.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You know, Bob, those polysyllabic words you think conservatives have never heard would be more impressive if you used them correctly.

This is the retard who used “iconoclast” incorrectly, at least a half-dozen times, in his embarrassing “Mario and me” love story. He’s too arrogant to check his work even when it’s going into a print book. The gap between how Bob perceives his intelligence and the reality of his intelligence is wider than Bob’s fat head.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You know, Bob, those polysyllabic words you think conservatives have never heard would be more impressive if you used them correctly.

Bob: I use polysyllabic words to convey my great erudition compared to the conservative wasteland ghouls.
Also Bob: Muh superhero stories are modern day myths and should be treated as such.

This is the retard who used “iconoclast” incorrectly, at least a half-dozen times, in his embarrassing “Mario and me” love story. He’s too arrogant to check his work even when it’s going into a print book. The gap between how Bob perceives his intelligence and the reality of his intelligence is wider than Bob’s fat head.

But not nearly as wide as his fat ass.

 

[Vesperus]

More context for being so "fucking tired", so "fucking angry", and wanting to close down the mines.

https://archive.md/Iilci

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You may have noticed that there's only an archive link. That's because the actual twitter post

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1278030927504068610

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TBH, you kinda fucked the pandemic thing.

 

[Rei is shit]

Like Bob is affected by the local economy. Bob gets his money and does his work exclusively online. A local recession doesn't affect him in any way. The only reason Bob would be pissy about the continuing shutdown and the ensuing economic damage is a simple and stupid one: Bob wants to go back to mindlessly staring at moving pictures on a really big screen, preferably with deafening sound. Oh, and he wants to go back to slamming his youtube money into barcade games, that being his sad excuse for a social life.

I think he may be feeling the economic effects. Youtube slowly dying at a time when ad revenue is also dropping.


But a much bigger deal is his tugboat. Almost 4k a month 1 year ago is down to nearly 3k today. The drops over the past few months look bigger, possibly because of people cutting back on spending.


I doubt he'll ever mention this shit on twitter but he has to be aware of it, and it must be a major stressor (which is why he'll never mention it).

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Why would anyone want to be friends with a fat, delusional, bigoted, oafishly retarded, and immature moron in the first place?

CWC has friends, doesn't he? Or at least "friends". Maybe Bob is financially stressed because he was swindled out of money by a moon laser aimed at his imaginary moon wheat.

 

[King Dead]

I think he may be feeling the economic effects. Youtube slowly dying at a time when ad revenue is also dropping.
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But a much bigger deal is his tugboat. Almost 4k a month 1 year ago is down to nearly 3k today. The drops over the past few months look bigger, possibly because of people cutting back on spending.
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I doubt he'll ever mention this shit on twitter but he has to be aware of it, and it must be a major stressor (which is why he'll never mention it).

It never ceases to amaze me that this idiotic tub of lard has somehow managed to convince over a thousand people even dumber than he is to willingly fork over their own money for the drek he produces, when both the content and production values have not improved in over a decade of doing his "job." At the risk of sounding a bit like Diabeto himself, I guess it's a good lesson in never underestimating the number of stupid people in the world. The only positive is that that number is dwindling, albeit slowly. Not about to go dancing on the grave of Bob's Youtube career or anything, but one can only hope it continues. Either it will mean that there are fewer people who actually buy into his drek, or he'll have some amusing panic reactions to failing at the one thing he's dedicated his life to.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob has zero friends outside of brother and sister.
I’m not doing a snarky bit. There’s coworkers and casual acquaintances that Bob calls friends but none of them are inviting him over or going out for drinks.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris is such a pussy. Instead of doing what he needs to do to put food on the table for his family, like real men do, he’s still begging for money online.



Is he seriously claiming he pulled 24-hour days, seven days a week? What a fucking baby. Either Chris has zero shame for jeopardizing his family’s financial stability or he actively chooses to emasculate himself and humiliate his family by being a beggar. I think I’ll keep giving my money to people who deserve it and who don’t even have the option of lucrative consulting gigs.

What a disgusting pair of brothers, reinforcing one another’s victim complexes while posing as social justice advocates. I’d love to hear Chris explain why anyone should give him money instead of giving it to, say, BIPOC trans single mothers and their children.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Chris is such a pussy. Instead of doing what he needs to do to put food on the table for his family, like real men do, he’s still begging for money online.

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Is he seriously claiming he pulled 24-hour days, seven days a week? What a fucking baby. Either Chris has zero shame for jeopardizing his family’s financial stability or he actively chooses to emasculate himself and humiliate his family by being a beggar. I think I’ll keep giving my money to people who deserve it and who don’t even have the option of lucrative consulting gigs.

What a disgusting pair of brothers, reinforcing one another’s victim complexes while posing as social justice advocates. I’d love to hear Chris explain why anyone should give him money instead of giving it to, say, BIPOC trans single mothers and their children.

Yes, Christopher, being terminally online and screaming about bigots has done wonders for your mental health and is a sign of a truly stable genius.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Bob has zero friends outside of brother and sister.

I'm not sure his sister qualifies. I'm sure she tolerates him, as you must when you have a slow-in-the-mind relative, but a friend? Doubtful.

I’m not doing a snarky bit. There’s coworkers and casual acquaintances that Bob calls friends but none of them are inviting him over or going out for drinks.

Every single one of Bob's co-workers and acquaintances would throw him under the bus for 50 "like"s. They have the morality of barracudas with none of the athleticism or aesthetics.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yes, Christopher, being terminally online and screaming about bigots has done wonders for your mental health and is a sign of a truly stable genius.

What really gets me is this piece of shit (and at least two other members of his mayo ghoul family) tried to get a person fired for laughing at his brother’s Mario book. If you can jeopardize a person’s ability to feed their family, and do so without shame, you don’t deserve a penny of charity to feed your own.

 

[Dumb beast]

I wonder if Bob's going to give his thoughts on this hot take. He'll probably agree that the depictions of Batman by Nolan and Snyder are prime examples while downplaying Marvel.

I'm not a regular capes reader, more like classics and specials man, but HOLY FUCK I'm getting eye tumors from this.
Batman literally breaks the law to catch criminals and catches them RED HANDED so to be sure they get arrested.
Complaining about Batman acting like a cop and perpetuating cop corruption is mind boggling, batman literally appears due to the corruption of the Gotham police department.
The Punisher is actually insane, and is just satisfying to watch him in a Falling Down kind of way.
Just admit Batman is too tame for you and you want movie V fighting against the movie version of Hitler

Chris is such a pussy. Instead of doing what he needs to do to put food on the table for his family, like real men do, he’s still begging for money online.

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Is he seriously claiming he pulled 24-hour days, seven days a week? What a fucking baby. Either Chris has zero shame for jeopardizing his family’s financial stability or he actively chooses to emasculate himself and humiliate his family by being a beggar. I think I’ll keep giving my money to people who deserve it and who don’t even have the option of lucrative consulting gigs.

What a disgusting pair of brothers, reinforcing one another’s victim complexes while posing as social justice advocates. I’d love to hear Chris explain why anyone should give him money instead of giving it to, say, BIPOC trans single mothers and their children.

Where is he working now? Or did he put all the rotten eggs on the podcast basket?

 

[Mola Ram]

Where is he working now? Or did he put all the rotten eggs on the podcast basket?

If Chris quit his job to chase e-fame on his brother's gravy-crusted coattails, then he's an even bigger lolcow than Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So, how’s Bob taking the news about Joss Wheddon being a cunt on the set of Justice League?

Well...

 

[Dumb beast]

If Chris quit his job to chase e-fame on his brother's gravy-crusted coattails, then he's an even bigger lolcow than Bob.

Imagine pursuing e-fame inspired by the guy who lives in your basement and won't pay rent.

So, how’s Bob taking the news about Joss Wheddon being a cunt on the set of Justice League?

Well...
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>Bob, Joss is an asshole.
>He's always been an asshole,
Bob's right though, being a good director doesn't correlate for being an absolute cunt on the set.
Francis Ford Coppola, Orson Welles, Hitchcock all cunts, all good directors.
The only thing is I'm not sure if he's trying to use this to defend cookie cutter Wheddon, or if he's shitting on him to shit on the JL movie. I don't think even he knows.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He didn’t even make an accusation. It was just the director was mean and unprofessional and the studio didn’t stop him.
He didn’t even give specific examples. It reeks of sour grapes and a black actor trying to revitalize his career after a box office bomb.
If it was he had an affair or wrote out a woman for getting pregnant and is too much of a passive-aggressive pussy to fire her directly, then yeah, I could see it.
But this is a completely left field claim that no one else has levied before. One that could be backed up by anyone on set.
I wonder how this computes in Bob’s mind that he directed his precious Marvel too.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Point of fact: Bob doesn’t dwell in Chris’s basement. He lives in another relative’s basement.

Chris is almost as shitty a writer as his brother is, so I don’t think he was saying he quit his day job. Just that he, a cishet white male, would rather take charity dollars away from needy people than do lucrative consulting gigs on the side. He’s a terrible person.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Imagine pursuing e-fame inspired by the guy who lives in your basement and won't pay rent.


>Bob, Joss is an asshole.
>He's always been an asshole,
Bob's right though, being a good director doesn't correlate for being an absolute cunt on the set.
Francis Ford Coppola, Orson Welles, Hitchcock all cunts, all good directors.
The only thing is I'm not sure if he's trying to use this to defend cookie cutter Wheddon, or if he's shitting on him to shit on the JL movie. I don't think even he knows.

From reading those tweets it seems he believes Fisher partially because Whedon has a history of being a dick, but mostly because he doesn't want the alt-right mayonnaise goobergate trolls online to score a win without the right people believing Fisher. It's all pure spite at the Internet, no rhyme, reason or logic, just hate.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Imagine pursuing e-fame inspired by the guy who lives in your basement and won't pay rent.


>Bob, Joss is an asshole.
>He's always been an asshole,
Bob's right though, being a good director doesn't correlate for being an absolute cunt on the set.
Francis Ford Coppola, Orson Welles, Hitchcock all cunts, all good directors.
The only thing is I'm not sure if he's trying to use this to defend cookie cutter Wheddon, or if he's shitting on him to shit on the JL movie. I don't think even he knows.

From reading those tweets it seems he believes Fisher partially because Whedon has a history of being a dick, but mostly because he doesn't want the alt-right mayonnaise goobergate trolls online to score a win without the right people believing Fisher. It's all pure spite at the Internet, no rhyme, reason or logic, just hate.

It sounds like he’s just bitter that Snydercut fanboys are mocking Whedon, because schadenfreude is only okay when Bob does it. Then, when his pouting was mistaken for a reluctance to dance on the grave of the accused, he had to perform the proper obeisances of an ally lest he be deemed a nonbeliever of victims.