Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So Chris openly admits his growth is stagnant yet refuses to look at how he might create content that’s more valuable to people than what he’s doing now. Instead, he triples down on begging for money. Because God forbid he have to take a lucrative consulting gig. Better to try to grab cash that could be put to better use helping legitimately needy people.

This family is fucked in the head. Bob and Chris are genuinely terrible, lazy pieces of shit. Imagine being such a slob that, on the rare occasions you clean your house, you need to document it for the internet. It’s a good thing their father isn’t alive to see his sons out themselves as such pussies.

A Bob vacation series would have to be the only thing that could top DSP for the Most Depressing Vacation Video Content crown.

Imagine the MovingBlob trying to get on a Japanese subway.
This reminds me: An Idiot Abroad (Karl Pilkington travels the world) is hilarious. But he’s pretty resilient. Bob would cry for his mommy the first night he had to go to bed without a six-pack of PBR in his gut.
 
A Bob vacation series would have to be the only thing that could top DSP for the Most Depressing Vacation Video Content crown.

Imagine the MovingBlob trying to get on a Japanese subway.
Reminder that the one time Bob documented traveling to an exotic locale, he spent most of his time there glued to his phone.
 
So Chris openly admits his growth is stagnant yet refuses to look at how he might create content that’s more valuable to people than what he’s doing now. Instead, he triples down on begging for money. Because God forbid he have to take a lucrative consulting gig. Better to try to grab cash that could be put to better use helping legitimately needy people.

This family is fucked in the head. Bob and Chris are genuinely terrible, lazy pieces of shit. Imagine being such a slob that, on the rare occasions you clean your house, you need to document it for the internet. It’s a good thing their father isn’t alive to see his sons out themselves as such pussies.
Chris is a pathetic sack of shit who with each beg comes closer to losing his actual job. Why he thinks he is entitled to that money and thinks Billy-Bob is successful is only a good show on how mentally slow the entire clan is.

The only difference between the Chipmans and a family of hillbillies are that one has an ego problem, and the hillbillies are not who I'm talking about.
 
Chris is a pathetic sack of shit who with each beg comes closer to losing his actual job. Why he thinks he is entitled to that money and thinks Billy-Bob is successful is only a good show on how mentally slow the entire clan is.

The only difference between the Chipmans and a family of hillbillies are that one has an ego problem, and the hillbillies are not who I'm talking about.
What gets me is the lack of shame. If you’re a father of two, including a child with special needs, you do what it takes to provide for them. Somehow, Chris thinks what you do is beg for money on the internet, despite the fact that he could — by his own admission — take on lucrative consulting gigs. But Chris doesn’t feel like working so he’s just going to keep up the internet beggar act.

Imagine how ashamed his children will be once they’re old enough to realize their father used them as props in his bid to avoid work. And imagine the devastation of realizing your dad didn’t love you enough to work in order to provide you with necessary medications, food, and other components of financial stability. When that realization hits them, I hope someone is around to point out that their father shirking work in order to e-beg is not a reflection on them, but on their father’s status as a repugnant human.

Real men work. Chipmans beg — and don’t even have enough decency to be ashamed of themselves. And these people look down on “obsoletes” who work 40+ hours a week like responsible adults. There’s some irony in the Chipmans banging on about others’ supposed obsolescence when they are trying to get donations to support their “work” sperging out about fucking Blockbuster and Mario. :story:
 
This family is fucked in the head. Bob and Chris are genuinely terrible, lazy pieces of shit. Imagine being such a slob that, on the rare occasions you clean your house, you need to document it for the internet. It’s a good thing their father isn’t alive to see his sons out themselves as such pussies.
Weak parenting leads to weak children.
 
Weak parenting leads to weak children.
Yeah, I’m REALLY curious about how Bob and Chris were raised. All the evidence — provided by the Chipmans themselves, I hasten to add — is that some seriously fucked up shit went down in their household. No family produces such broken, useless people because conditions were normal and healthy.
 
The simpsons reminds Robert that he is terrified of death
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vid; https://youtu.be/mz5Mn1Biqeg

Trump killed his sleeping pattern
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NAOMI PLZ NOTICE ME I CAN HELP
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More galaxy brained political takes
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Another bit of autism confirmation. He thinks Beavis and Butthead were "stoners sans drugs" because they never showed them ripping bongs on the show - even though it was on cable in the early 90s and you couldn't exactly do shit like that. But to anyone who doesn't take everything literally it was very obvious that they were high as fuck in every episode.
Beavis and butthead were too stupid and socially inept to buy drugs. The closest they came besides being drug mules was huffing paint thinner and whippets and stuff
 
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What gets me is the lack of shame. If you’re a father of two, including a child with special needs, you do what it takes to provide for them. Somehow, Chris thinks what you do is beg for money on the internet, despite the fact that he could — by his own admission — take on lucrative consulting gigs. But Chris doesn’t feel like working so he’s just going to keep up the internet beggar act.

Imagine how ashamed his children will be once they’re old enough to realize their father used them as props in his bid to avoid work. And imagine the devastation of realizing your dad didn’t love you enough to work in order to provide you with necessary medications, food, and other components of financial stability. When that realization hits them, I hope someone is around to point out that their father shirking work in order to e-beg is not a reflection on them, but on their father’s status as a repugnant human.

Real men work. Chipmans beg — and don’t even have enough decency to be ashamed of themselves. And these people look down on “obsoletes” who work 40+ hours a week like responsible adults. There’s some irony in the Chipmans banging on about others’ supposed obsolescence when they are trying to get donations to support their “work” sperging out about fucking Blockbuster and Mario. :story:
Seriously.
For a while I thought Chris was at least somewhat decent at the whole life thing, with a real degree, a wife, a kid, and a house.
But you know, the house is a mess even after alleged deep cleaning, the wife is a whale, the kid is a tard, and the christmas lights are still out.
He has a real degree and could have a normal life, but no, he wants to do his little Internet show and not have a real job, so now his family has to suffer for it. His kid is tarded and needs medicine, and this utter pillock doesn't want to take one for the team by doing what everyone else does, fucking work in something he is already skilled and experienced in.
I take all my cautious defenses of Chris back. Their whole family is rotten, unless the sister managed to dodge the mental potatogenes as well as the physical ones.
 
I take all my cautious defenses of Chris back. Their whole family is rotten, unless the sister managed to dodge the mental potatogenes as well as the physical ones.
Where do you think Bob's ranting about mediocre white people comes from? Between his idiot family, and his idiot Twitter sempais, and himself, and whatever creatures haunt the dive bars that are all Bob can afford in a suburb of segregated Boston, mediocre white people are all he knows.
 
Our boy got a callout in Emplemon's latest video as the example of "Obnoxious verified accounts"
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Bob is what happens when a toddler brain inhabits a gorilla’s body. Except the gorilla gets laid.

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I doubt Bob ever gets as mouthy IRL as he does on the internet. But if he ever does, there’s a good chance he’ll get his ass beat. It’s long overdue.
Bob doesn't interact with people besides his family on the rare occasions he leaves his basement. His bodytype, awful opinions and complete lack of social skills might actually work in his favor if he ever did since it's likely someone would think he's slow
 
What gets me is the lack of shame. If you’re a father of two, including a child with special needs, you do what it takes to provide for them. Somehow, Chris thinks what you do is beg for money on the internet, despite the fact that he could — by his own admission — take on lucrative consulting gigs. But Chris doesn’t feel like working so he’s just going to keep up the internet beggar act.

Imagine how ashamed his children will be once they’re old enough to realize their father used them as props in his bid to avoid work. And imagine the devastation of realizing your dad didn’t love you enough to work in order to provide you with necessary medications, food, and other components of financial stability. When that realization hits them, I hope someone is around to point out that their father shirking work in order to e-beg is not a reflection on them, but on their father’s status as a repugnant human.

Real men work. Chipmans beg — and don’t even have enough decency to be ashamed of themselves. And these people look down on “obsoletes” who work 40+ hours a week like responsible adults. There’s some irony in the Chipmans banging on about others’ supposed obsolescence when they are trying to get donations to support their “work” sperging out about fucking Blockbuster and Mario. :story:
You know, his disdain for his career field, coupled with his begging and his generally unkempt appearance lead me to beleive he CAN'T go back to consulting; as in he isn't well regarded in his field and people dont want to work with him.

I work with structural and construction engineers, and I can only think of one that isn't a stick-up-his-ass tightwad with a high and tight haircut and meticulously polished shoes. Being easy to work with or well liked doesnt get you as far in engineering as it does in other professions. That he cant even figure out HOW to deal with his kids meds tells me he probably isnt that great at engineering mechanical shit, either.
 
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