Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

I'd argue that Robert's been "soft-cancelled". While he hasn't been fired from his jerb (yet), his influence has taken a hit, with many individuals & communities not willing to associate with him, him actively losing subs on YouTube, him actively losing followers on Twitter, and him generally being far more disliked than he is liked.

I would argue to be cancelled, you'd have to have accomplished more than playing second fiddle to Yahtzee on The Escapist. To be cancelled, you have to first be.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Yes.

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Okay, so it's still gross as hell, but he's merely agreeing with it.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Bobby reiterates he is an expert in making fireworks. And what's more, he even knows how mustard gas is made: ammonia plus bleach!
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(That gas is a mixture of chloramine and hydrazine. Dumb fuck.)

and both components lack any form of sulphur, a key part of both mustard gas and actual mustard (allyl isothiocyanate)
there are such things as nitrogen mustards, a type of chloramine, but they're made from more complex compounds than ammonia and bleach
(ironically, despite being designed for chemical warfare one of them later became the first successful chemotherapy drug)

Yeah, see, Bob is forward thinking and hella smart, so he knows that mixing ammonia and bleach creates chloramine, and Bob, who is a bit of a scientist himself (because those are not obsolete, and Bob is not obsolete, so he must be one; logic is also not obsolete), always has a bunch of hydrazine at the ready and just assumes that everyone else has, too. I mean, his floors are so immaculately clean that he must know a lot about cleaning agents.

In reality, of course, he just didn't know the specifics and just heard that mixing bleach and ammonia creates toxic gas. And since his mind is always on food, he could only think of mustard gas.

hydrazine is really fucking dangerous, not just poisonous but highly flammable and explosive too; it's used for rocket fuel
if he legitimately had any in his basement hovel it'd have burned down ages ago

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Okay, so it's still gross as hell, but he's merely agreeing with it.

He’s actively sharing it. Merely agreeing would have stayed in his fat head and not resulted in him retweeting it as if he has any standing whatsoever to be telling Jews what to do. He knows as much about Soros and the American Jewish community as he does about seduction and physical fitness.

A selection of some tweets aimed at Bob that made me smile:

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob is wholly beyond parody.

At this point a parody of Bob would be a well-adjusted middle-aged man with a wife, three children, mortgage, and hobbies more befitting a man his age than capeshit. THIS COULD'VE BEEN YOU BOB.

 

[Mr. Duck]

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Accurate as fuck, considering his old logo/banner.

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Am i seeing things or is Godzilla mounting that lady?, Bob being such an open pervert makes me think so.

 

[assdick42069]

I love how his goto response when people ask him to unlace the jackboots for one second can be gauged by how many replies he gets.

Single digits: WHO ARE YOU
Under 30: Four more textwalls about how actually he's not a nazi
30 to 50: WOW PEOPLE REALLY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE ABOUT SUBHUMAN UNTERMENSCHES HUH?
50+: The above + deletion + furiously retweeting other people to bury his shame

Der Bobenfurher Des Kinos could prove me wrong and admit fault for once in his life. He won't

 

[XtrmGamr719]

He’s actively sharing it. Merely agreeing would have stayed in his fat head and not resulted in him retweeting it as if he has any standing whatsoever to be telling Jews what to do. He knows as much about Soros and the American Jewish community as he does about seduction and physical fitness.

A selection of some tweets aimed at Bob that made me smile:

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I retract my previous statement.

Also Bob sounds like a prime glowie.

 

[MeltyTW]

He literally called for Germany to invade Poland and is trying to play it off as a joke that the Great Unwashed are too stupid to get.

I may have been precipitous in my assessment that Bob wouldn't be cancelled.

EDIT: Wow. Stanning for George Soros the same day you call for Germany to invade Poland ... well, that's certainly a look, Bob.

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Bob is wholly beyond parody.

i came here to rant more about bob's ignorance of history, specifically pointing to quotes from people who helped spark ww1 romanticizing the pre war world as a peaceful world that they forever marred and destroyed, and the economic and social changes that profoundly impacted our lives and instead bobert just misses the point of history so hard he wants to rekindle ww2 and install a eugenicist regime in germany to weed out undesirable citizens

 

[Waluigi_Galleani]

Bob's got too much of a idpol poisoned lib brain to ever actually tease out the reasons why American Jewish organizations don't defend Soros from antisemitism.

I really want him to bluster into some debates about right wing zionism now though. I want to see him start arguing with that one trans moron whose mental illness turned her into a staunchly pro-Israel account instead of a furry. Do it Bob! I'm sure you are smart enough to understand it all based on just reading a wiki or retweeting blue checks with echoes around their names! Get right in that conversation Bob!

Also, just to wade into a few days ago when he almost got self aware about cancel culture, sadly for him Bob can never truly become anti-cancel culture because too much of the 'dirtbag' left that is mean to him is against it as well or, if not against it, at least open about the weaponization of it as a political tool to enact change outside of electoralism as opposed to whatever bullshit liberals tell themselves to pretend they are being Good And Just And Smart when they try to get a service worker fired. He's got to be the good cop to the Chapo crowd's ACAB.

 

[assdick42069]

Maybe we're dealing with a reverse Francis E Dec, he believes in the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, and thinks its a good thing that should be empowered?

His recent call for the destruction of Poland instead of the subjugation of the rest of the world by Poland confirms your theory

 

[Flexo]

At this point a parody of Bob would be a well-adjusted middle-aged man with a wife, three children, mortgage, and hobbies more befitting a man his age than capeshit. THIS COULD'VE BEEN YOU BOB.

Hey, earlier I posted Texas Bob Chipman who is apparently a car mechanic. I think we should just write a fanfic about how he's happy and marrying a total babe after she grew disillusioned with Hollywood and moved to Texas.

He also has 3 kids, one of whom will grow up to be a rocket scientist after winning a scholarship to MIT.

Because Texas Bob is the thread hero.

EDIT: CITATION.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-2742#post-6656719

Also my bad. Texas Bob is an electrician.

 

[instythot]

I would argue to be cancelled, you'd have to have accomplished more than playing second fiddle to Yahtzee on The Escapist. To be cancelled, you have to first be.

Oh, the heartbreak over a relationship that could never be once the mob turns on Robert and Naomi Wu disavows him

Okay, so it's still gross as hell, but he's merely agreeing with it.

I am just waiting for the day Bob agrees with a tweet that includes the phrase "fellow whites"

 

[Red Hood]

At this point a parody of Bob would be a well-adjusted middle-aged man with a wife, three children, mortgage, and hobbies more befitting a man his age than capeshit. THIS COULD'VE BEEN YOU BOB.

What's interesting is that capeshit isn't in and of itself an indicator of being a total consoomer cow. I've known a retired infantryman/ now personal trainer that was a massive Wolverine nerd (to the point where he got a tattoo of the character before leaving for Desert Storm). He has a wife, family, nice house and business and still collects Wolverine stuff here and there (mostly adorning his home office) but it's not the one thing that defines his life. Your hobbies and interests are components; but I think that the internet's tendency to rally around single interests has amplified people into taking one small thing and making it a person's entire identity.

My friend looked at Wolverine and said "Dude! I can get jacked like that if I hit the gym!" So I guess it's all in what you do with it. Some Star Trek nerds took the show a reason to write masturbatory fanfiction or harass William Shatner; others took it as inspiration to become doctors, scientists, and engineers.

Bob and others like him are shiftless and want to get paid to consoom, they don't have any greater ambition than to do what they think is fun and get a paycheck for it. It's a Peter Pan syndrome kind of mindset.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob - I was kidding about Eugenics!

Bob - I was kidding about invading Poland!

Bob - I was kidding about wishing genocide!

Dude legit should just grow a spine and say he wants to be the next hitler.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob - I was kidding about Eugenics!

Bob - I was kidding about invading Poland!

Bob - I was kidding about wishing genocide!

Dude legit should just grow a spine and say he wants to be the next hitler.

Bobolf Chipler? Or Hrodebert Chippelgruber?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob - I was kidding about Eugenics!

Bob - I was kidding about invading Poland!

Bob - I was kidding about wishing genocide!

Dude legit should just grow a spine and say he wants to be the next hitler.

Bob would never make it as Hitler. Hitler was a vegetarian.

 

[assdick42069]

Bob would never make it as Hitler. Hitler was a vegetarian.

It would be on brand for Robert Cinema to claim he's vegetarian while eating a diet of pure meat

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It would be on brand for Robert Cinema to claim he's vegetarian while eating a diet of pure meat

Some of the fattest fucks I’ve ever seen are vegetarians. They bulk up on soy, French fries, candy, bread, pasta, cheese, ice cream, and all the other junk Bob considers haute cuisine.