Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Brownshirt Bobby's been quiet for a whole three hours now...

It's textbook Robert modus operandi at this point.

Whenever he gets the dogpile over some stupid shit he says, first he tries to outsmug his way out, he will never go down without trying to go "nuh-uh, you are the stupid ones".

Then, when he can't stop the noise, Robert deletes the tweet and goes silent, that is as close as he gets as to hold an "L". The mockery can continue depending with anyone with a large follow decides to join the fun. It can go on for days if someone big enough re-tweets Robert's shit.

But usually it lasts just a few hours, and then it's business as usual for the Robert.

At this point it's pretty mundane... It's always good for a laugh, but shit only gets REALLY funny is when of his "peers" get to chide in and that is when Robert loses his shit, starts crying how unfair people are taking him, complain that no one of his "colleagues" are taking his side, and how he wishes he was likeable.
 
I find this compelling. The adage is "In vino veritas," but Bob, whatever his legitimate problems with alcohol might be, has never needed its assistance to be a raving, deluded asshole.
On the other hand, one doesn't fill a window well with something like 300 cans of mountain dew and PBR in the span of 3 months without drinking a LOT.
 
On the other hand, one doesn't fill a window well with something like 300 cans of mountain dew and PBR in the span of 3 months without drinking a LOT.

I'm not saying it's impossible. I'm just saying I don't think Bob needs a haze of booze to think that "Hey, is it cool for Germany to invade Poland yet? Wink, wink" is just a swell joke that couldn't possibly offend anybody.
 
I'm not saying it's impossible. I'm just saying I don't think Bob needs a haze of booze to think that "Hey, is it cool for Germany to invade Poland yet? Wink, wink" is just a swell joke that couldn't possibly offend anybody.
Don’t forget, Robert firmly believes that it’s NEVER wrong to offend those obsolete wasteland ghouls, and everyone he disagrees with is one of them.
 
Don’t forget, Robert firmly believes that it’s NEVER wrong to offend those obsolete wasteland ghouls, and everyone he disagrees with is one of them.

True. It's only when the left -- and not the "dirtbag left," but the SJW soy-soaked finger wagging moral scold left -- joins the dogpile that he retreats to the comforting amniotic darkness of his moldy cellar. I think we've reached that point; I've definitely seen some non-right feeds dunking on him. Have to keep an eye on Naomi Wu, Brianna Wu, Lindsay Ellis, someone of that stripe. If that crowd starts bitching him out (and correctly, for once), he'll be in a very dark place. What a shame.
 
I thought Bob went out of his way to make that new account specifically to AVOID posting his dumbshit political opinions on an account tied to his "brand" but I guess he forgot about that because he wants attention or something. God he's just so exceptional.
 
Bob: Hey c'mon guys World War 2 was like 90 years ago it's no big deal

Also Bob: WE NEED TO MAKE THOSE MAYONNAISE GHOULS PAY REPARATIONS BECAUSE SLAVERY HAPPENED THREE HUNDRED YEARS AGO AND THEY NEED TO BE SQUEEZED DRY FOR EVERY CENT BECAUSE THE SINS OF THE FATHER ARE STILL THE SINS OF THEIR CHILDREN!
 
If any of you remember the last time life blew up in Bob's face it was when he lamented that Corona-chan didn't infect the people who held different political beliefs than him. If I remember correctly he kept that one up for a few hours. Now the cycle begins anew. The wound licking and pity party has begun. It only took him four hours to come back.
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Nobody likes Bob.
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Now the dumbass feels the need to explain his "jokes". The "it" which Bobbyboi deleted was the invade fucking Poland tweet.
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But it's ok guise! He's diverse and got enough German in him that him saying "invade Poland" is actually him just honoring his heritage!
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Primetime Purity does seem to be a little bit trollish but I can't immediately tell for which side or if a side.
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Follows both of Bob's accounts AND Arthur Chu? Can't imagine why he/him's "hopelessly depressed".
Now that we've put that all behind us, let's have a nice bowl of intellectual superiority!
I wanna end by saying it's been since July 9th since he's used his dead coward abandoned personal account when he tried dunking on Peter Coffin. Why he didn't use it to say Germany needs to invade fucking Poland @Bepis is quite simple. He protected his dead coward abandoned personal account. You can't get those sweet, sweet dopamine rushes and tranny ass pats if no one can see it.
Bob: Hey c'mon guys World War 2 was like 90 years ago it's no big deal

Also Bob: WE NEED TO MAKE THOSE MAYONNAISE GHOULS PAY REPARATIONS BECAUSE SLAVERY HAPPENED THREE HUNDRED YEARS AGO AND THEY NEED TO BE SQUEEZED DRY FOR EVERY CENT BECAUSE THE SINS OF THE FATHER ARE STILL THE SINS OF THEIR CHILDREN!
No, they must pay for ruining his summer, which as we all know is "yummy outdoor food season".
 
Holy shit!

Just when I thought my day couldn’t get any better Bob gives a perhaps his hottest take of 2020 so far :story::story::story::story::story:

With every passing year it seems like the mask keeps slipping more and more. Just wait until the U.S. election this year if/when Trump wins a second term: I have a feeling that if anything gets him banned from Twitter finally, it’ll be his reaction to that.
 
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