Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob, after saying Germany needs to invade fucking Poland, pulls out what's left of his hair and screams out to a universe he believes to be devoid of a higher power
"WHY DO NONE OF MY CHECK MARK MUTUALS EVER COME TO MY AID!?! DON'T THEY KNOW I AM INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR TO ALL THOSE PATHETIC MONGRELS I WISH TO TREAD UPON?!?"

Spoiler: REAL EMAIL FAM

OH NO! Did bob get a death threat? Did someone make a credible threat to his family that would justify him getting a double check mark?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1282878621867225088

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "Real email just now. Hope everyone …

archived 14 Jul 2020 03:36:05 UTC

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...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
The pic of the dreaded email.

"loaded with hate-speech and harassment violations"

This is one of the, if not one of the major, reasons no one likes you Bob except weirdo trannys and crazy people. You are a disingenuous coward. Show us the "hate speech and harassment violations". All I see is people either laughing at you or calling you a stupid faggot (paraphrasing) for saying that Germany should invade fucking Poland. Way to live down the fascist stereotype, Brownshirt Bob.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

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and also:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1282842719237206016

Wow, he actually recorded that shit and expects us to just let that slide...

 

[Dumb beast]

No wonder Bob supports the shittiest of takes.

Spoiler: Context

You see, earlier some Twitter artists started to use the #NobodyArtistClub hashtag.
The purpose was to call attention to the underrated artists (<1K followers) of the site, some of them had been doing art for over a decade with no good way to make connections, clients for commissions and get professional jobs.
For whatever reasons well established, some industry, artists (+10K followers) literally went "just git gud lol" which created a whole shitfest that only got worse when not so established artist (2 - 10K followers) but with professional gigs started to use the hashtag because they felt underrated, whether that's true or not many of these "hijackers" were employed as designers, art teachers or didn't depend on commissions in general. Turning a "Hey, take a look at my art and maybe you might want to pay if you like my style" movement into an elitist one
Anyone who uses social media as much as Bob knows that "git gud" thing is hardly true because the way the algorithm works is to feed the search towards the big accounts, and any account breaking from Twitter obscurity without contacts is extremely hard. Which is obviously apparent when you look at the hashtag in the Top tab you get 5K+ artists while if you look at Latest tab you get sometimes <100 artists

Especially Bob should know this considering he has too many followers despite his total lack of talent and at the same time not enough for the amount of time he's been engaging and producing content.
For me the whole "git gud" argument is just established pros being pissy about newcomers finding an alternative to make contacts between themselves and the public without doing the whole "make connections in the industry" circus, so it came no wonder to me Bob supported the established artists' argument against what started as an innocuous "Look at my art" hashtag.

 

[Positron]

Bobby thinks people hates him for criticizing the homo- and transphobic Poland.



Implying Bobby isn't "done with it" on the other account?





YOU ARE ALL MORONS!!!! I'LL MUTE THE FUCK OF YOUR MEAT AND BONES!!!!


"No one whose opinion matters to me will buy what the haterz saz!"

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"Moral behavior is the emotional manifestation of intelligence." I don't even know how to parse it. For one thing most moral behaviors are not the manifestation of emotion (pace Hume), but of rational deliberation.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

EDIT:
LMAO ninja'd by @Positron

One last for tonight. Bob is a benevolent victim who doesn't block so he can show people the way.

Spoiler: This absolute dumbass

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1282874210331787265

Holly J on Twitter: "@the_moviebob @BrianSTL19 Ok you do you. Frankly…

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Victim...maiming?
lol at the idea of Bob ever becoming a big deal of anything.

Also the benevolent victim says FUCK PEOPLE!

Spoiler: "I UNDERSTAND PEOPLE"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1282875603885203461

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "I understand people, I just wish I …

archived 14 Jul 2020 03:57:58 UTC

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EDIT EDIT:
The archive of the vid in tweet @Wulfpack Legend linked.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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No wonder Bob supports the shittiest of takes.

How is no one buying your shitty art the fault of Capitalism? You wanna know who makes big money? Porn artists. People will pay big money to see their fetishes realized. Don't like it? Well, as the old saying goes: "Ain't no one gonna pay you thousands of dollars to draw bowls of fruit."

 

[Positron]

How is no one buying your shitty art the fault of Capitalism?

Under Communism you are supposed to give out your art for free to anyone who wants it.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

How is no one buying your shitty art the fault of Capitalism? You wanna know who makes big money? Porn artists. People will pay big money to see their fetishes realized. Don't like it? Well, as the old saying goes: "Ain't no one gonna pay you thousands of dollars to draw bowls of fruit."

Especially furry artists.

 

[Bolo]

Gonna repost this one because I found something interesting.

The whole bit about "whose opinion matters to me", we all know what, or who, he means, it's the Breadtubers, the "Contrapoints" and the "Lindsay Ellis" of the internet. Robert only cares about follower numbers, and if they are on the "right side of history", we all know that.

But what Robert seems to not get, even after all this time, is that no one really buys into the "bad faith readings". No one read his stupid tweets and genuinely thinks that Robert is a facist or a eugenicist. People call him that because A- It's funny, and B- He keeps doing this shit, so the "Moviebob supports Eugenics" joke never got to go away, and shit got so bad that it is now part of his internet identity.

What Robert should be concerned is that "whose opinion matters to me" think he is a loser with dumb opinion and a whole lot of impotent rage. That is the reading people trully get whenever you go on your shitty edgelord jokes, or rants about superior future and maionese ghouls.

That is what people really mean when they make rag on you for eugenics and facism Robert, nobody is trully outraged over this shit, they just wanna make fun of this loser that keeps shoving his foot on his mouth.

And that is why none of your "mutuals" come to say shit whenever you get this crap going, because whatever "side of history" one might find themselves in, no one likes a loser, and that is what you are Robert, a loser.

 

[Dumb beast]

Especially furry artists.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Under Communism you are supposed to give out your art for free to anyone who wants it.

You mean the government, and by "free" you mean "free from prison or death until further notice".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Omg I have so much secondhand embarrassment at how hard he tried — and failed — to get Lindsay to notice and support him. Bob’s growing pyramid of PBR cans in the basement is getting crushed by his forehead gut tonight.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob really needs to give up his film critic job because he hasn’t done jack shit with his job nor channel since the pandemic started.

Besides, a film critic is not a essential job.

 

[Meriasek]

So Bob got his panties in a bunch over a CoD-voicechat-style message. Hey Bob, you are a fat, sleazy fuck, and maybe you should indeed learn to shut your mouth if you can't take the heat whenever you try and shitpost like you got a pair.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wow, he’s decided to just flat-out lie through his teeth. According to him, anyone who took issue with his tweet is evil and/or retarded. Bob is feeling the heat for sure:



Bob when he first deleted the tweet: “I was just joking!”

Bob a few hours later: “I was just joking when I never said that!”




He’s cutting and pasting at this point lol:



I had to double-check and make sure this wasn’t a troll. People who disagree with Bob are just sociopaths and we decent, sane people should fire them into space!

 

[assdick42069]

Triumph of the Bob desperately trying to convince people he's not rabidly pro-eugenics lmao

 

[XtrmGamr719]

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Triumph of the Bob desperately trying to convince people he's not rabidly pro-eugenics lmao

“Uh, o-oh no h-how terrible for that to have happen..”
Meanwhile he’s just rubbing his stump at the thought of forcibly sterilizing some Republicans and those “critters”

 

[Meriasek]

Gotta love Bob's typical behaviour after catching shit for an especially bad take.
"It was obviously a joke!"
Followed by "I never said that!"
And when presented with a screenshot, it's all "I said something similar, but not exactly that! See, I said that Germany should swing in and take care of Poland, but I never said INVADE Poland *supersmugemoticon*"

 

[Positron]

He’s cutting and pasting at this point lol:
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Because the only fault people can possibly find in him is his view about Batman movies. Every other offense is just people playing pretend.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Creepy Uncle Bob marks the death of a young mother in the most on-brand way: fapping.



His self-awareness is in negative digits:


Bob Chipman, lying sack of shit, lies some more: