Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Not Bob-related, but in regards to whole #NobodyArtistClub and nepotism, I found this one pretty entertaining
Artist Alexandria Neonakis chimed in on this whole thing:
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For the record, she's a Naughty Dog employee, worked on Last of Us 2, so you know her input is worth something, definitely.
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However, the /ic/ board of 4chan went and found something very interesting about this woman: (Archive)
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Her About page, confirming this info.
The wedding registry in question.
>Some of you are going to get real angry about this and will likely twist it into a well-salted pretzel but fuck it.
>some of you aren't being commissioned or noticed because you're not using nepotism to your advantage.
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I'll tell you what gets me salty about this, it's what I am 100% sure is a soyboy faggot using Jeremiah Johnson as his profile picture. Sam Minard would crush this man's windpipe without a second thought.
 
Bob Chipman, lying sack of shit, lies some more:

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He's not lying! What he said was for Germany to "swing in and take are of the nut-job", not invading Poland.
See, that's totally a different thing, and Obersturmbannführer Bob was absolutely not referring to the actual invasion of Poland, but merely suggesting that Germany might use a bit of military power on their neighbouring country in order to stop them from attacking the radio station Gleiwitz dispose of their evil LGBTBBQ-hating dictator, which is, of course, something Germany did a lot of times (you'd know that if you were smart like Bob). He did not once use the word "invasion", so anyone pretending that Bob suggested invading Poland, even in jest, is lying and either a rightwing wasteland ghoul or a dirtbag leftie that cares too much about class issues, i.e. disagrees with Bob that poor white people should be turned into biofuel and fertilizer.

I don't want to wish harm on anyone, but sometimes I do wish Bob would get what he deserves. Cancelled by the mob and the last three of his colleagues, something like that, not actual bodily harm beyond maybe catching the Coofs, which, frankly, would be immensely funny.
 
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"Israelis and Palestinians are both the same and don't even realize it. Because they both hate me." -- Robert "Uberfail auf Polen" Chipman
 
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Here we are on the morning after one of his worst Twitter faux pas ever (what was the last thing to come close to this? "Autism blackface?") and Bob is still tweeting, and not fuzzy stuff about video games, but shitting on conservatives, looking for good boy points with trans and queers, and -- of course -- retweeting defenses of his stupidity.

You know, after a social media fuckup of this magnitude, most people would step away for a few days, if only to let things simmer down a bit before poking their head back up and trying to get back to a routine. But not Bob. He really never stopped. Which tells me he literally has no life beyond Twitter. There is no life but Twitter; there is no world beyond the corners of his little screen. How pathetic.

EDIT: The reactions are still coming in to the initial tweet! Here we have two of my favorite social media figures and, well, Mauler. This has truly been the best day for Bobologists in ages.
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Any succulent bit from @BobChipman_1981?

Sucking up girldicks:
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Oh I thought it was places that don't have electricity and plumbing that gave us such LGBT diversities as two-spirits and hijras?

YOU RACIST!!!!!
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Smart people believe SPLC.
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Apparently you don't need "human level thought" to think about Bobby:
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Do note, however, that with someone with a female-looking name and a conventionally attractive female avatar (especially if cartoon), Bobby's attitude is drastically different:
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It's so tedious so let's change the subject -- Ecology!
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Some rando wrote an Iliad-length paean for Bobby (archived)
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If you dressed gayer than him you'll have to wear leather harnesses.

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I want to write a shitty joke. I can't. Brain went dead. Help me.

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Funny thing - the freshly reelected president of Poland actually has almost 50/50 ratio of supporters and opponents amongst polish society. Wishing dead upon him or wishing for Germany to invade us is still a new peak of retardartion from Bobert tho.

As a polish citizen and a person that's against fat, fascist manchildren - sincerely, fuck you Bob.
 
I love this whole arc. It was a very obvious joke, but a few tarded responses managed to throw Bob completely off course. If he had had balls he'd just laugh it off (and if he had any sort of introspection he'd ask himself why people are ready to believe that he'd actually advocate for any such thing).

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https://twitter.com/thefakerwalton/status/1282913417242775552
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Bob has maturity and knowledge when it comes to sex. I need something stronger than "What a story". That account must be a bobpuppet.
 
Here we are on the morning after one of his worst Twitter faux pas ever (what was the last thing to come close to this? "Autism blackface?") and Bob is still tweeting, and not fuzzy stuff about video games, but shitting on conservatives, looking for good boy points with trans and queers, and -- of course -- retweeting defenses of his stupidity.

You know, after a social media fuckup of this magnitude, most people would step away for a few days, if only to let things simmer down a bit before poking their head back up and trying to get back to a routine. But not Bob. He really never stopped. Which tells me he literally has no life beyond Twitter. There is no life but Twitter; there is no world beyond the corners of his little screen. How pathetic.

EDIT: The reactions are still coming in to the initial tweet! Here we have two of my favorite social media figures and, well, Mauler. This has truly been the best day for Bobologists in ages.View attachment 1447489

Movie Bob is to progressive politics what Steven Anderson is to Christianity.
 
But what Robert seems to not get, even after all this time, is that no one really buys into the "bad faith readings". No one read his stupid tweets and genuinely thinks that Robert is a facist or a eugenicist. People call him that because A- It's funny, and B- He keeps doing this shit, so the "Moviebob supports Eugenics" joke never got to go away, and shit got so bad that it is now part of his internet identity.
The only thing that keeps him from being either is he's too uninformed, unintelligent, and lacking in proper introspection. It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone on the farms there are people who genuinely believe in the same positions, but are intelligent enough to keep their yaps shut about the less wholesome implications. His closest parallel among all of Nazism, or at least those whose names persisted in the history books, is Eichmann -- an unimpressive, thoroughly mediocre man largely devoid of his own thought, whose sole "strength" was the ability to execute orders quickly and efficiently.
 
tfw the cope is reeeeeeeeeeeal stronk

"Look buddy, I only said " take care of the Jewish problem", show me where I said "exterminate the jews."
-Heinrich Himmler at Nuremburg Trails, probably
 
But what Robert seems to not get, even after all this time, is that no one really buys into the "bad faith readings". No one read his stupid tweets and genuinely thinks that Robert is a facist or a eugenicist. People call him that because A- It's funny, and B- He keeps doing this shit, so the "Moviebob supports Eugenics" joke never got to go away, and shit got so bad that it is now part of his internet identity.
I'm not saying someone can't make edgy jokes without believing the message the jokes convey, but Bob's the type of person that would argue that joking about something is a slippery slope towards believing it.
 
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No wonder Bob supports the shittiest of takes.
You see, earlier some Twitter artists started to use the #NobodyArtistClub hashtag.
The purpose was to call attention to the underrated artists (<1K followers) of the site, some of them had been doing art for over a decade with no good way to make connections, clients for commissions and get professional jobs.
For whatever reasons well established, some industry, artists (+10K followers) literally went "just git gud lol" which created a whole shitfest that only got worse when not so established artist (2 - 10K followers) but with professional gigs started to use the hashtag because they felt underrated, whether that's true or not many of these "hijackers" were employed as designers, art teachers or didn't depend on commissions in general. Turning a "Hey, take a look at my art and maybe you might want to pay if you like my style" movement into an elitist one
Anyone who uses social media as much as Bob knows that "git gud" thing is hardly true because the way the algorithm works is to feed the search towards the big accounts, and any account breaking from Twitter obscurity without contacts is extremely hard. Which is obviously apparent when you look at the hashtag in the Top tab you get 5K+ artists while if you look at Latest tab you get sometimes <100 artists
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Especially Bob should know this considering he has too many followers despite his total lack of talent and at the same time not enough for the amount of time he's been engaging and producing content.
For me the whole "git gud" argument is just established pros being pissy about newcomers finding an alternative to make contacts between themselves and the public without doing the whole "make connections in the industry" circus, so it came no wonder to me Bob supported the established artists' argument against what started as an innocuous "Look at my art" hashtag.
"No one wants to buy my art and I had to get a real job! Now I only have time to do art on the side, so capitalism must end! I should be able to doodle at home all day instead of actually contributing to society!"
-A retard
 
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>Some of you are going to get real angry about this and will likely twist it into a well-salted pretzel but fuck it.
>some of you aren't being commissioned or noticed because you're not using nepotism to your advantage.
Remember, it's all nepotism, gatekeeping, and horrendous awfulspeak -isms until you're on the inside. Then it's all about those bootstraps, and anyone who says otherwise is a gatekeeping horrendous awfulspeak -ist!
 
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