Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malagor the dank omen]

"Loser" is the most obvious categeory you'll fall into if you're too fat to be a jock, too retarded to be a nerd, too lazy to be a geek, and too focused on what others think of you to be a freak. He's a normie in denial, a basic average Joe who could have lived a healthy, happy life if he wasn't so deluded to think he was born to be special.
In terms that Bob would understand: He's a background character that tries to be more than that.

So, to summarize, he's the physical and mental embodiment of an NPC.
The problem is that he's like Tomoko Kuroki and he tries too hard to change for good only to fail at every attempt.

 

[Bolo]

Robert's subtle ways to remind us all that he is, indeed, a sexual creature.

Also, bullshit. You don't date anyone Robert. Worse, you make up shit all the time.

Win what? And Who made you angry Robert? What is this juvenile bullshit? what you gonna do about a pandemic, gonna rage at twitter?

Also, I doubt Robert goes for a swim, he is very conscious of his shape, and he totally strikes me as the fat kid who would swim with his shirt on. Unless he has a private pool on his basement, this bitch ain't swimming anywhere.

And not only we get to see "sexual animal Robert", we also got the good ol' "wilderness Robert", you know, the legend who can make it in woods with just a knife. And you can go camping in massachusetts. I just checked, it only gives the same old "covid safeguides" everybody already knows. That's pretty much everywhere, I just went for a hike this morning, no problem, it isn't the fucking apokalipse out there fatass.

You are not out camping because you don't like it, but you pretend you do because you don't want to look like the pitfull shut-in that does nothing but tweet that you clearly come across.

The only grievance that i think it is genuine is the San Diego comic con, somehow he manages to squeeze his way in a shitty panel that no one cares, and then he probably tries some awkard conversation with others youtubers, or score a photo with, and the rest of the weekend he spends walking alone, posting some photos about whatever bullshit he fancies as "progressive good", like the lesbian She-ra. And then he tweets about how people totally loved when Natalie Portman was revealed to be the vagina Thor. That is the highlight of his year,

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Cinema Robert does not strike me as someone who spends much time in natural light, so I’m going to press X to doubt.

 

[Flexo]

Loser. It's pure, it's simple, it's direct, and it's accurate. Bob is a loser.

Inferior loser.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

https://archive.vn/hUZOA

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Also, I doubt Robert goes for a swim, he is very consious of his shape, and he totally strikes me as the fat kid who would swim with his shirt on. Unless he has a private pool on his basement, this bitch ain't swimming anywhere.

His brother has that Walmart inflat-o pool. You know how much sun you can soak up in one of them bad boys?

And not only we get to see "sexual animal Robert", we also got the good ol' "wilderness Robert", you know, the legend who can make it in woods with just a knife. And you can go camping in massachusetts. I just checked, it only gives the same old "covid safeguides" everybody already knows. That's pretty much everywhere, I just went for a hike this morning, no problem, it isn't the fucking apokalipse out there fatass.

You are not out camping because you don't like it, but you pretend you do because you don't want to look like the pitfull shut-in that does nothing but tweet that you clearly come across.

Hey now, Bob's addressed this before. He can't go out because he has a "chronic immunocompromised condition". It's the same reason that he cannot go outside and march for BLM. Stop being a bully by judging him on the stupid stuff he says and feel sad for him!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

In Bob's mind he is the leader of the party. It will never defy him or hurt him so it is fine.

Clearly he has never read the story about the Jews and the golem.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Robert's subtle ways to remind us all that he is, indeed, a sexual creature.

Is it surprising for anyone that when Cinema Bobby thinks about dating and human contact in real life he can only think about negative things? Not even about sex, because no sane and sober woman would approach him with those intentions voluntarily.

For me it's no surprise because Bob is as interesting as a bottle of flavoured water and he probably struggles too much when it comes to engage in a conversation about a mildly interesting topic outside pop culture, retarded politics and the internet being mean.

 

[Bolo]

Hey now, Bob's addressed this before. He can't go out because he has a "chronic immunocompromised condition". It's the same reason that he cannot go outside and march for BLM. Stop being a bully by judging him on the stupid stuff he says and feel sad for him!

First I'm hearing about this Chronic Condition of his. If that is so, then Robert must think he is the only person on the planet that can use google.

A quick search shows that Diabetes type 2 ain't considered a autoimmune disease, like it says here, and only in very advanced cases of type 2 shows the patients dealing with a heavily compromised immune system. And if that is the case, then Robert has a LOT more to worry than not being able to go to fucking comic cons, rather than dealing with infections that will cost him a foot.

 

[Meriasek]

Bob claims that his beetus is basically gone, anyway.
But he also claims to go camping, swimming, and dating, so... He's probably almost dead from the beetus.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I always wonder what would a MovieBob TikTok (surprised he hasn’t made on yet) would look like and I found this.

Apologies I can't figure out how to upload TikTok videos, but check out the cringe on this guy’s TikTok. He tard rages hard on Trump as Bob does.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob's immune status is an interesting thing to consider. On one hand, I believe that he is autistic, and autistic people have a number of biochemical defects that would be expected to cause immune system problems. Low levels of zinc and low levels of antioxidants are both characteristic of autism, and both zinc and antioxidants are important for fighting infection. Many people with autism get sick more often and more severely than normal people, and there are reasons for that.

On the other hand, Bob doesn't know that he's autistic and it's even less likely that he knows about the immune system problems associated with that, so clearly that isn't what he is talking about. Unless of course he has noticed that he gets sick a lot and self-diagnosed himself with immunodeficiency, but Bob doesn't really seem like much of a self-diagnoser.

The most likely explanation to me is simply that he knows that COVID-19 has a much higher fatality rate in the obese, but is still pretending to have lost "70 pounds in the last year" (how long has he been saying that now? Genuinely keeping up that level of weight loss this whole time would have him dead) so he needs some other excuse for being mortally terrified of the coof.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

If Bob were smart, he'd realize that, as a rule, the revolution always eats its own.
If he were really smart, he'd realize that the only exception to this rule was the American Revolution.

see also the Glorious (i.e. bloodless) Revolution of 1688

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I was looking up if he gave any more information on his "condition" and I came across this update from last year where he claims his beetus didn't go into remission but did a full on "reversal".

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1110535048300773378

https://archive.vn/gVaEn

It was captured in the thread.

And a update on his diabetes.
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Wonky terminology that Bob himself is doing nothing to bring clarity to.

A simple search on webmd reveals that 'reversal' isn't really anything like remission:



So, 'entering reversal' likely means that they're changing his medication or trialling him on a lesser dose, moving towards taking him off altogether. He'll still have to manage his diet and exercise to avoid the effects of the condition.

Additionally, he's being obtuse about the testing procedure. They're testing his blood sugar levels and so long as it stays within an acceptable level he will stay off medication. Talking about cures and remission is just muddying the water.

In other news, lol

Spoiler: the buildup

https://twitter.com/RoverRustbelt/status/1284517686840565760

Wrustbelt Wrangler on Twitter: "Again, you are complaining about brun…

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Spoiler: lol

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284520958280245248

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "Buddy I'm a 39 year-old single man …

archived 18 Jul 2020 17:05:40 UTC

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Brunches are different from impulse breakfasts because you can drink at impulse breakfasts and they have to be with your mom. NO EXCEPTIONS!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-5263325

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1168172322836111360

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "Impulse breakfast with Mom. The pla…

archived 18 Jul 2020 17:22:59 UTC

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[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's immune status is an interesting thing to consider. On one hand, I believe that he is autistic, and autistic people have a number of biochemical defects that would be expected to cause immune system problems. Low levels of zinc and low levels of antioxidants are both characteristic of autism, and both zinc and antioxidants are important for fighting infection. Many people with autism get sick more often and more severely than normal people, and there are reasons for that.

On the other hand, Bob doesn't know that he's autistic and it's even less likely that he knows about the immune system problems associated with that, so clearly that isn't what he is talking about. Unless of course he has noticed that he gets sick a lot and self-diagnosed himself with immunodeficiency, but Bob doesn't really seem like much of a self-diagnoser.

The most likely explanation to me is simply that he knows that COVID-19 has a much higher fatality rate in the obese, but is still pretending to have lost "70 pounds in the last year" (how long has he been saying that now? Genuinely keeping up that level of weight loss this whole time would have him dead) so he needs some other excuse for being mortally terrified of the coof.

I believe the real answer is a little bit more simple: Bob probably does have some immunity problems since he's in poor health and is constantly sick. However, he probably is only using "immunity issues" as a tool for an argument online. Just like how he always talks about having cured his diabetes only to have them suddenly return when he needs to use them in an argument.

I imagine despite him likely having immunity problems, they'll miraculously disappear when he needs to be free of them in an argument.

 

[Mola Ram]

The mind quails at what might qualify for "diet portioned salads" (fucking lol) in the mind of a man who considers four cheeseburgers, half a dozen McNugget packs, a pile of French fries, and four sodas as "an average sized meal." I assume he's eating a whole tree.

 

[Meriasek]

Wow, Bob alleges he had a serious relationship a couple of years ago. It's like he reads this thread.
Maybe he meant the stock broker who used him as a beard.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Diet Portion salads with a whole bottle of dressing and garnished with a pound of crumbled up bacon.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Diet Portion salads with a whole bottle of dressing and garnished with a pound of crumbled up bacon.

Nah, i think a diet portion salad would be a cesar salad where he eats 28 portions of breaded chicken with dressing while eating a single piece of lettuce.
After all, he gotta take care of himself

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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The mind quails at what might qualify for "diet portioned salads" (fucking lol) in the mind of a man who considers four cheeseburgers, half a dozen McNugget packs, a pile of French fries, and four sodas as "an average sized meal." I assume he's eating a whole tree.

Diet portioned salads...Elephant's diet, Bob?

 

[The Nothingness]

Given his love of China and constant consumption of food, is Bob's spirit animal a giant panda? The only difference is that a panda has to eat large amounts of bamboo in order to get all the nutrients from the grass.