Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[XtrmGamr719]

Accused by who? A schizo woman once sued George W. Bush, Al Gore, the Vatican, and dozens of other organizations and politicians for putting a chip in her brain and spying on her. I guess we should #believewomen about that too. Not the accusations against Biden though. Those are different.

Hey man, Tara Reade showed us that the obsoletes like to put words in the Left's mouth despite it being a common phrase among them.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

This accuser is nuttier than squirrel shit. The first couple of time I saw her on TV, I honestly thought it was a bit, that she was parodying a crazy leftist. Nope, I came to realize she was in earnest. No one should take this seriously, which means Bob will probably be dumb enough to buy into it.


edit: misspelled a word

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob still won’t stop tweeting at/about Lindsay Ellis AFTER she made it clear she finds him grotesque and wants nothing to do with him. Creepy Uncle Bob WILL NOT BE IGNORED!



Bob “The Console Wars were my Vietnam and SMB2 my own personal 9/11” Chipman has thoughts about what matters:

 

[Flexo]

Robert, this describes 99% of your tweets and retweets.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Good lord, I've never seen a more apt description of Bob Chipman's online life.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Good lord, I've never seen a more apt description of Bob Chipman's online life.

Why distinguish between online and offline? It’s not as if his existence suddenly takes on meaning on the rare occasions when he logs off.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Good lord, I've never seen a more apt description of Bob Chipman's online life.

And coming from the man himself, no less.

 

[Mola Ram]

And coming from the man himself, no less.

It's not that Bob lacks all self-awareness; he's just deeply in denial and is terrified of showing weakness to the Mayonnaise Ghouls.

 

[Knyttet]

So.... are those puppets operated by humans? Or full on AIs?

They are real people. You film a real person in real time and track their body and facial movement, then you do a computer generated overlay of the anime avatar on top of their real face.

It works in a similar way to Apple's animojis and memojis(spelling?) and is essentially just a face-filter. In other words it's not AI generated content and needs an actual human being to work.

Bob is safe from automation, for now.

 

[blablabla]

It's not that Bob lacks all self-awareness; he's just deeply in denial and is terrified of showing weakness to the Mayonnaise Ghouls.

except the times when we see glimpses of his totally redneck white trash inbred hick lifestyle

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Bob is safe from automation, for now.

Not safe from pajeets though, hopefully.

I'd love to see his chimping out and his mental gymnastics if some pajeets actually *did* make his 'jerb' obsolete.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Not safe from pajeets though, hopefully.

I'd love to see his chimping out and his mental gymnastics if some pajeets actually *did* make his 'jerb' obsolete.

Or an illegal immigrant, who was cheaper than Bob and just as intelligible. Or a black and/or trans person, as long as they were explicitly hired because they were black and/or trans and everyone knew it.

 

[Big Butts Bunny]

Has Bob ever mentioned or referenced the Farms?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Has Bob ever mentioned or referenced the Farms?

Plenty, but it's either his brand of cryptic or retweeting another lolcow.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Has Bob ever mentioned or referenced the Farms?

Not directly AFAIK, but he's often spoken of 'harassment forums' which is just basically lame code for 'Kiwi Farms'.

 

[Positron]

Bob is safe from automation, for now.

For now his on-screen persona is already in danger of being replaced by CGI (Bobby managed to keep his jerb simply because he is cheaper). He might not be able to keep the script-writing part much longer either, as generating a review for some generic popcorn flick should not be much of an AI challenge.

Twitter should have implemented censorship earlier to secure Bobby's Superior Future:


Conservatives = stupid = evil:


Political shit dump:










Politics through the lens of capeshit. Bobby is jelly that Europe and China get to see Black Widow first.


Turns out Boston has had "no real night-life". So Bobby didn't miss out much?


Bobby is going to write a redemption arc for Meagan Fox:

That "genre turn" is from guerrilla-warfare flick to creature feature, this time felids.

Another must-see for Bobby:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Politics through the lens of capeshit. Bobby is jelly that Europe and China get to see Black Widow first.

Again Bob, had Hillary won, she would continue to have everything lockdown until at least 2021. Except you wouldn’t peep a word.

Also, does this dumbass realize that China is still getting assfucked by the virus?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

The virgin Moviebob vs the Chad Adolf

At least Hitler could use a bloody oven

Spoiler: Rainbow? More like butter coalition

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1282725600659202050

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "Being 1/4 German myself, I feel com…

archived 14 Jul 2020 01:40:44 UTC

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Eat a schwanz retard.

Wait, does this claim to 1/4 German ancestry conflict with any past statements that Bob has made about his lineage? I know he's said something about his ancestry before and that he has a... strained relationship with the truth.

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The archive of the vid in tweet @Wulfpack Legend linked.
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I respect the effort put into this, but I think that it would have have used Hermann Göring

Ain't nothing "miniature" about Bob.

You might be wrong, but I don't have proof, I don't want proof, and I hope nobody ever has the misfortune of getting proof.

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Is that 'MovieBob or Nazi' test still being updated, because sounds like an SS member talking about a Hiwi.

 

[The tired cat]

Conservatives = stupid = evil:
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Conservatives are evil and stupid. Said by the fat bastard who always sounds like a fat reincarnation of Hitler while assuming all scientists are super wizards who just make shit instantly.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Conservatives are evil and stupid. Said by the fat bastard who always sounds like a fat reincarnation of Hitler while assuming all scientists are super wizards who just make shit instantly.

Ironically the reply below describes Bob to a T.