Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

Again Bob, had Hillary won, she would continue to have everything lockdown until at least 2021. Except you wouldn’t peep a word.

Also, does this dumbass realize that China is still getting assfucked by the virus?

Anyone who seriously takes China at their word that they totally have the pandemic under control is a moron. Anyone who believes China's virus numbers is probably brain-dead. And even if anything they said about the virus is true, the stories of the draconian measures they've undertaken to get that far, from forcibly sealing people inside their homes to very likely throwing living patients into incinerators, make it clear that nobody in their right mind should want to emulate them.

And then there's Bob.

 

[Positron]

I'm no longer sure about what "left" and "progressive" means but I've a feeling he is bullshitting, or at least confusing a host of concepts:

What's more, I suspect he misused the word "logistical".

He Bawwwwwwwwwwwwws like a Bobby, I mean baby.



She
Is
Just
Not
Into
You!

 

[Meriasek]

I'm no longer sure about what "left" and "progressive" means but I've a feeling he is bullshitting, or at least confusing a host of concepts:
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What's more, I suspect he misused the word "logistical".

By their beliefs, "left" is always good by definition. "Left" = good, "Right" = bad. That simple. Cancel culture isn't "true authoritarianism" because it only goes against bad things, aka rightwing things. Hate speech is not free spech. These people have fully embraced double standards and actual, literal doublethink in their ideology.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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She
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Not
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Bob is “best known” for being a 40-year-old literal basement-dwelling virgin who openly thirsts for unobtainable pussy on Twitter. Now, he has thrown a spotlight on Lindsay several times in the past couple of weeks. She has yet to acknowledge him, and seems to be studiously ignoring him, to the point where he seems to be getting increasingly unwilling to accept that she’s just not interested. But Creepy Uncle Bob WILL NOT BE IGNORED. For her sake, I hope Bob doesn’t have her home address.

P.S. Bob is the walrus.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Turns out Boston has had "no real night-life". So Bobby didn't miss out much?

This is so funny. It's like reading Robert proclaiming all those horrible decisions I made from age 15 onward never happened.

You can almost get away with it, too, because when you talk about Boston nightlife, nobody is talking about just Boston proper unless you are local, rich or Russian. Still, there's the Alley and its clubs, all the bars in and around Faneuil Hall, the Russian joints and about five near hidden bars you can get a drink after last call.

But the real nightlife with live music extends out to Cambridge and Somerville, Allston and Brighton and Brookline.

There's something to be said for NYC's vampire hours. But you can have a pretty good piss up in Boston, as long as you don't mind heading home at 2 AM.

 

[Meriasek]

Bob is “best known” for being a 40-year-old literal basement-dwelling virgin who openly thirsts for unobtainable pussy on Twitter. Now, he has thrown a spotlight on Lindsay several times in the past couple of weeks. She has yet to acknowledge him, and seems to be studiously ignoring him, to the point where he seems to be getting increasingly unwilling to accept that she’s just not interested. But Creepy Uncle Bob WILL NOT BE IGNORED. For her sake, I hope Bob doesn’t have her home address.

P.S. Bob is the walrus.

Really hoping the email posted by John Spedsnutz was real. Bob did go through the lengths of acknowledging its existence and making sure people will at least doubt its veracity.
Given Lindsay's silence on it, though, kinda makes it seem more real. No acknowledgement that it's fake, and no response to Bob simping up to her.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Really hoping the email posted by John Spedsnutz was real. Bob did go through the lengths of acknowledging its existence and making sure people will at least doubt its veracity.
Given Lindsay's silence on it, though, kinda makes it seem more real. No acknowledgement that it's fake, and no response to Bob simping up to her.

The email is real. Lindsay is keeping shtum because she wants this shit to stop and correctly surmises that acknowledging Bob would be a mistake. But Creepy Uncle Bob just can’t stop being creepy. I wish Chris and Catie were as concerned with their brother making women uncomfortable with unwanted attention as they are with trying to get people fired for laughing at him. But apparently no one cares about Bob enough to tell him to knock it the fuck off with the creeping on women online.

 

[Mola Ram]

The email is real. Lindsay is keeping shtum because she wants this shit to stop and correctly surmises that acknowledging Bob would be a mistake. But Creepy Uncle Bob just can’t stop being creepy. I wish Chris and Catie were as concerned with their brother making women uncomfortable with unwanted attention as they are with trying to get people fired for laughing at him. But apparently no one cares about Bob enough to tell him to knock it the fuck off with the creeping on women online.

Lindsay Ellis just had her first book published. Of course she's distancing herself from Bob. I imagine she'd block him, but that would create a lot of drama that might expose her previous relatively friendly treatment of him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lindsay Ellis just had her first book published. Of course she's distancing herself from Bob. I imagine she'd block him, but that would create a lot of drama that might expose her previous relatively friendly treatment of him.

Bob has a history of tweeting self-pitying laments whenever he discovers that someone he likes has him blocked. She probably muted him long enough ago that she doesn’t see his tweets about her unless they are brought to her attention by a third party. Anyone with an ounce of sense would take the fucking hint and STFU about her already. But this is Bob, who doesn’t know when to stop embarrassing himself. None of my brothers are this fucking socially retarded, but if they were, I’d try to help them out and tell them to stop. We don’t know that Chris Chipman and Catie Kim haven’t done that, to be fair. But I suspect they long ago gave up on trying to teach Bob how to be a functioning member of society. He’s probably a lost cause.

 

[blablabla]

So what is this Naomi Wu person deal? From all her pictures she seems to me like an alien with the biggest tits it could find to pass as human

 

[Adamska]

So what is this Naomi Wu person deal? From all her pictures she seems to me like an alien with the biggest tits it could find to pass as human

Bob is a creep (and a sinophile for some retarded reason), so he stalks her like he does to all liberal women in the vain hope of getting some nudes.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

She's a completely uninteresting person being sockpuppeted by a white expat tech guy in China. Bob loves her because she has giant fake tits he can masturbate to, is a 'lesbian', which Bob finds intensely erotic, and talks about tech stuff, which Bobby doesn't understand in the slightest yet still has a fetish for. So she scratches three of Bob's arousal buttons.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Man, I would pay a lot to see Naomi Wu and/or Lindsey Ellis to tell Bob to shut up and quit being a creep to them.

 

[Mola Ram]

Man, I would pay a lot to see Naomi Wu and/or Lindsey Ellis to tell Bob to shut up and quit being a creep to them.

Lindsay is doing her level best to ignore him (she has mainstream success now, and therefore is above a creature like Bob) and Naomi Wu knows better than to alienate a simp.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Man, I would pay a lot to see Naomi Wu and/or Lindsey Ellis to tell Bob to shut up and quit being a creep to them.

They just going to ghost him forever. Like all women in his life.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Man, I would pay a lot to see Naomi Wu and/or Lindsey Ellis to tell Bob to shut up and quit being a creep to them.

I love seeing Bob keeping up his shameless begging for recognition and getting a face full of crickets every time. This is free entertainment!

 

[Adamska]

Lindsay is doing her level best to ignore him (she has mainstream success now, and therefore is above a creature like Bob) and Naomi Wu knows better than to alienate a simp.

Lindsay also doesn't like him and finds him an unlikable creep, given that she admitted that via e-mails before.

Wu probably also finds him a stupid western pig-dog creep with no value, but wouldn't mind any money the simp tosses her way.

 

[Mola Ram]

Lindsay also doesn't like him and finds him an unlikable creep, given that she admitted that via e-mails before.

Wu probably also finds him a stupid western pig-dog creep with no value, but wouldn't mind any money the simp tosses her way.

Yeah, when I said she's above him, it's more that she now doesn't have to pretend to tolerate him. I can't stand Lindsay Ellis, but she's with it enough to know that Bob is about as toxic as a Superfund site.

 

[Red Hood]

Yeah, when I said she's above him, it's more that she now doesn't have to pretend to tolerate him. I can't stand Lindsay Ellis, but she's with it enough to know that Bob is about as toxic as a Superfund site.

Lindsay is the left's vodka aunt of feminist movie criticism, with a record for public intoxication to boot (that was a fun little arc). She's still smart enough to distance herself from Blob.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Even over the internet, Bob's personality is so noxious that every vagina-haver who so much as reads his words is instantly and completely repelled. I can only imagine how absolutely unbearable he must be in person.