Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I wanna apologize. I was wrong. I am still shocked that it was the push back from a few tubmlrinas accusing Bob of ableism of all damn things that got him to delete the pos- OHS NO! I RE-DROPPED THIS ARCHIVE!!1

https://archive.vn/KNMfD

I checked through his replies and at no point does he explain himself or gloat that it was all part of the plan. It's most likely that this wasn't his typical "targeted harassment" that he gets when he says stupid shit. It was neurotypical "targeted harassment" crying abelism.

So two things:
1. Again, enjoy your bed of shit Bobbyboi.
2. The dipshit still hasn't updated his bio on his newly unlocked alt safety personal account.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I wanna apologize. I was wrong. I am still shocked that it was the push back from a few tubmlrinas accusing Bob of ableism of all damn things that got him to delete the pos- OHS NO! I RE-DROPPED THIS ARCHIVE!!1

https://archive.vn/KNMfD

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It's like @LordofCringe7206 said. Every time I think Bob is starting to get boring he comes out with something amazing like this. He just loves giving his enemies sticks to beat him with.

 

[iRON-mAn]

I need to know more about him being hospitalized for “exhaustion.” Sounds suspicious (and pussified) af.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-1700#post-3918886

I also think that Bob doesn't know what "working class" is, or how stupid and nonsensical a term like that is in any real, modern economy to begin with.

To Bob, the true working class are POC baristas and trooned out artists working for patreon bucks.

Isn't 7 pages too much for just <3000 words? He writes articles, right? That's 400 words per page in average, unless he measures everything in Tweets.

It's likely a script rather than prose, so structure and formatting is probably what's pushing it to 7 pages. While it could be a blog post, he's also been known to write scripts. Here's hoping it could be the newest creative vision from the same mind that brought us 'Carebears meets Paradise Lost' and 'Terminator, but machines good, humans bad'.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So when’s Bob going retire from being a film critic? I haven’t seen him give a shit about his job since the pandemic and now looks like he’s going to give up.

 

[Meriasek]

How would he retire? He has nowhere to go to. Being an Internet movie critic is all he can possibly do at this point. He'd have to go back to his "working class roots" and become a burger flipper, because that's all he could do at this point. He has zero skills and is publically known to be absolutely toxic.
And Bob is too addicted to his Twitter account. If he didn't do movie reviews, he wouldn't be MovieBob anymore, he'd just be BurgerflipperBob, and who wants to listen to the genocidal creeds of a burgerflipper?
Bob's gonna continue trying to be a Youtuber until he dies or at least is severely incapacitated. I give him about halfway into Trump's second term before he gets a heart attack and/or stroke.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Bob is living proof that he's right, at least on a case by case basis.

Not to mention he's an idiot whose understanding of "intelligence" is arrested at the age of Calvin and Hobbes; as far as reality is concerned, such as if one uses evolutionary psychology as a reference; "intelligence" in a vacuum is just one of many potential "tools" (just as there are many different forms of "intelligence" to begin with, none of which Bob could even elaborate on in any margin of depth no matter which IQ test and testing standards he was referencing).

If, in practice, intelligence doesn't serve any useful means or ends, then it's not to one's benefit at all, and if anything, fetishistic it "in a vacuum" would arguably be evolutionary recessive.

(I honestly don't think Bob's particularly intelligent to begin with, or reads much of anything beyond the 6th grade level, but even giving him the benefit of the doubt, it's obvious that his intelligence hasn't been effective in allowing him to do basic, evolutionary desirable functions such as consentually mate or reproduce, so in reality, evolution could care less about "intelligence" unless it serves the right means and ends; if someone supposedly with "lower" intelligence (or heck, even an chimpanzee) is able to reproduce, then it's more evolutionary effective and desirable as far as biology goes, anyway.

Bob, in comparison is just some evolutionary ineffectual refuse, who is continuing to flex his mythical "intelligence" in a redundant and defective way, showing no ability to adapt or put what little intelligence he has to any effective use to begin with. (For that matter, the primary end as far as "evolution" goes is an aesthetic one, as is documented in "Survival of the Beautiful" and other books on the subject, which I'm sure are above Bob's reading comprehension level.

intelligence or any other traits is only "worth" anything if it provides a means to an aesthetic or creative end (e.x. intelligence used to create something aesthetic and well-designed, such as a Ferrari, is evolutionary effective intelligence; intelligence which serves ineffective and aesthetically repellent ends, such as 99% of Bob's trashy and cliches posts, is worthless in and of itself.

 

[BScCollateral]

...I have traveled across continents for work and neither I nor any of my colleagues have ever slept through important meetings or events.

You and your colleagues are functional adults with a professional attitude.

Is Bob that much of a fuck-up at basic life shit?

Yes.

I have never met Bob, but I could believe that his health and attitude are so poor he was rendered unable to function by a cross-continent flight and jet lag.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

So intelligent, an alleged human computer of knowledge but uses it to review children's movies, post bad political tweets that are considered garbage by everyone, and cant prevent his diabetic/obese lifestyle.

How brilliant.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This utter crybaby SOBBED when he heard Optimus Prime’s voice. In his words, the sound drove him to “spontaneously weep” and “full blown sobbing.”



Bob claims sitting on your ass all day is a “sport.” Even better, he fancies himself worthy of being a paid influencer for the sedentary lifestyle industry.





You’re not a spokesmodel for anything but morbid obesity, diabetes, basement dwelling and virginity, Bob.

 

[Absolutego]

That line about sobbing over Peter Cullen's performance as Optimus Prime is almost as hilarious/personally revealing as that time he called Platoon the essential movie for understanding his father's generation, and then immediately claimed the equivalent for Gen Xers like him was ... Masters of the Universe:

It's clear Bob was in desperate need of a group of friends willing to knock him down a peg whenever he started fanboying as a child.

 

[Red Hood]

This utter crybaby SOBBED when he heard Optimus Prime’s voice. In his words, the sound drove him to “spontaneously weep” and “full blown sobbing.”

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Bob claims sitting on your ass all day is a “sport.” Even better, he fancies himself worthy of being a paid influencer for the sedentary lifestyle industry.

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You’re not a spokesmodel for anything but morbid obesity, diabetes, basement dwelling and virginity, Bob.

Yes, there is a heavy physical toll for not moving around and living a totally sedentary lifestyle. One may develop such problems as diabetes, morbid obesity...At best Bob can hope to hawk diabetes meds delivered to your home, for gamers, like a cut-rate, uncharismatic Wilford Brimley.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That line about sobbing over Peter Cullen's performance as Optimus Prime is almost as hilarious/personally revealing as that time he called Platoon the essential movie for understanding his father's generation, and then immediately claimed the equivalent for Gen Xers like him was ... Masters of the Universe:

It's clear Bob was in desperate need of a group of friends willing to knock him down a peg whenever he started fanboying as a child.

The Masters of the Universe live action movie from 1987 out of all movies? I thought that was a cheap Star Wars/Conan rip-off, on top of cringy acting (except from Frank Langhella) and cheesiest effects.

 

[Meriasek]

Bob's strain is on his thumbs for tweeting furiously 22/7 (two hours spent masturbating over big titty asian lesbos), and his cardiovascular system from being fat. His pancreas already gave up, with his liver probably following shortly.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The Masters of the Universe live action movie from 1987 out of all movies? I thought that was a cheap Star Wars/Conan rip-off, on top of cringy acting (except from Frank Langhella) and cheesiest effects.

It was. No one likes the 80's Master of the Universe. Not even He-Man fans. The effects were lousy, and the plot was complete nonsense that had nothing to do with the 80's cartoon. Skeletor was blatantly modeled after Palpatine from Return of the Jedi. His death scene was even an exact mirror of Darth Vader throwing Palpatine down the shaft at the end of that movie.

 

[Mola Ram]

That line about sobbing over Peter Cullen's performance as Optimus Prime is almost as hilarious/personally revealing as that time he called Platoon the essential movie for understanding his father's generation, and then immediately claimed the equivalent for Gen Xers like him was ... Masters of the Universe:

It's clear Bob was in desperate need of a group of friends willing to knock him down a peg whenever he started fanboying as a child.

Huh. So Bob is an emotionally incontinent sped with an unhealthy attachment to the totems of his childhood.

Obviously we should take his Deep Thoughts on global politics and future technology and culture with the utmost seriousness.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Huh. So Bob is an emotionally incontinent sped with an unhealthy attachment to the totems of his childhood.

Obviously we should take his Deep Thoughts on global politics and future technology and culture with the utmost seriousness.

Not to mention his piss-poor judgment about what to broadcast on Twitter and what to keep to himself. Shit, dude, save some material for your therapist.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not to mention his piss-poor judgment about what to broadcast on Twitter and what to keep to himself. Shit, dude, save some material for your therapist.

True, but you can't really single him out for that. Pretty much everyone who wound up with a thread on the Farms overshares on social media, and millions more beyond them. It's one of the biggest problems with modern culture, IMO.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

True, but you can't really single him out for that. Pretty much everyone who wound up with a thread on the Farms overshares on social media, and millions more beyond them. It's one of the biggest problems with modern culture, IMO.

I’m singling him out for fetishizing so-called “knowledge” and rationality while acting like the giant baby he is — and not being level-headed enough to keep that shit on the DL. Bob is so sedentary that I can’t call him a walking parody, but he’s close.

 

[Absolutego]

The Masters of the Universe live action movie from 1987 out of all movies? I thought that was a cheap Star Wars/Conan rip-off, on top of cringy acting (except from Frank Langhella) and cheesiest effects.

Yes, but it came out when he was six. Bob loves it for the same reason I think Return of Jafar is the better Aladdin movie.

Huh. So Bob is an emotionally incontinent sped with an unhealthy attachment to the totems of his childhood.

Obviously we should take his Deep Thoughts on global politics and future technology and culture with the utmost seriousness.

This is why I can't get mad when he goes full fascist with his ranting, he's basically 5 emotionally incontinent grade schoolers in a leathery sack.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

So people can claim that Bob's statement of stupid being the worst enemy is ableist (which it is) but what about claiming it as racist? People do further reaches for the racism cry, I mean this is still a reach but not so significant.