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We don't need new material when you keep lobbing softballs at us everyday, Bob.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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We don't need new material when you keep lobbing softballs at us everyday, Bob.
Strange Wilderness
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Look out everyone we got us a badass over here. Bob and his prop revolver are going to get revenge on society for denying him the chance to watch movies and drink beer. Wait a minute...
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Bob doing an Arthur Fleck would be the most ironic shit ever.
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I imagine him dancing on that step-street, clumsily jiggling this way and that, tripping over his own feet, and tumbling down the whole shebang while squealing like a pig in a chute.
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Now that Bob’s hysteria has died down I’ll say that I had a compulsion to read Bob, along with many other “leftists” because I know they wanted me to die. I eventually ended up involuntary hospitalized due to suicidal ideation.
But the real reason I came back to respond was was I disagree with “John Andrews Stan”. I think Bob was likely told he was a very smart and special boy. I think this because so was I. I’m literally autistic, and I know Bob has suggested that he is also. Of course, as is typical with children with Aspergers I was weird and memorized textbooks of information. I was the little professor who was smarter than every single person, in my small, Catholic elementary school of maybe 250 people total. (That’s all 8 grades folks). As with a lot of “gifted” kids (I’d argue there’s significant overlap between neuro-atypical kids and “gifted”) we end up with some type of complex or another. Some burnout, or depression, or some become insufferable as adults.
There was a time I would’ve agreed with a lot of his shtick about intelligence being the only thing that matters, or technological progress being the only thing that matters (to a certain extent, I still think that one, I’m a transhumanist, maybe even an accelerationist like Land). I very much remember advocating un-ironically for intelligence tests for voting. I thought people who disagreed with me were dumber than me, almost without exception. Even as a freshman in (public) highschool I was the kid who asked my geology teacher absurdly specific questions beyond the scope of the class just to prove I was smarter than everyone else (and him). I hated democrats and atheists, and really believed in the “thinkers vs believers” dichotomy. I, of course, was a Thinker. Of course, its harder to be the “smartest person ever” in a 1200 person highschool (still relatively small) and not everyone is a catholic republican that automatically respects your opinion because you were always the smart kid. Its impossible at UVA. That’s when you get your first grade that isn’t an A. You ain’t shit there.
So we have to grow up. Hopefully to a certain extent I have. Bob hasn’t. If anything the association of views like his with his horrid cruelty towards what at least would’ve been people like me (a few years ago) has pushed me further left to be sympathetic to ideas like prison abolition and “disability activism discourse”. Also the importance of maintaining human rights, he rights he wants to strip. That’s why people call him right wing, because his ideas are right-wing. No one told Bob he was dumb, too many people told him he was smart.
When we think of someone who never left highschool, we think of the Jock who still brags about his football letter and being prom king, but plenty of nerds are stuck in highschool too. I think that’s where a lot of reddit atheism (all of reddit, to be quite honest), and star wars warfare comes from (people who harass or define politics by star wars/marvel shit). Bob is a man who hasn’t left highschool, or more accurately freshman year.
People under-estimate the value of an actual well-rounded childhood. I was a competitive swimmer before and during highschool, and while it was a private club and I qualified for national meets and all that I certainly wasn’t the best. Has Bob ever talked about doing a sport or even an instrument as a child? No one is good at everything, and it teaches you how to lose and not be the best at something. That in turn teaches you to respect people who aren’t as good as you. Because there’s always someone better. It also introduces you to different types of people. I would be a Bob probably without that. I met some of my best friends there and they were not the stereotypical “smart” people (this sounds dickish, but they were actually very smart and thoughtful people, just not “nerds”). They introduced me to rap and how to actually have fun. Of course people who always excel at sports have the opposite problem, which is where the stereotypical “jock” comes from.
I’d also bet the extent of Bob’s bullying is some relatively “cooler” kids calling him names and making fun of him for being weird. Yeah that sucks dude, they did that to me too. I’m friends with those people now few years later because teenagers are dicks. Just my opinion.
But the real reason I came back to respond was was I disagree with “John Andrews Stan”. I think Bob was likely told he was a very smart and special boy. I think this because so was I. I’m literally autistic, and I know Bob has suggested that he is also. Of course, as is typical with children with Aspergers I was weird and memorized textbooks of information. I was the little professor who was smarter than every single person, in my small, Catholic elementary school of maybe 250 people total. (That’s all 8 grades folks). As with a lot of “gifted” kids (I’d argue there’s significant overlap between neuro-atypical kids and “gifted”) we end up with some type of complex or another. Some burnout, or depression, or some become insufferable as adults.
There was a time I would’ve agreed with a lot of his shtick about intelligence being the only thing that matters, or technological progress being the only thing that matters (to a certain extent, I still think that one, I’m a transhumanist, maybe even an accelerationist like Land). I very much remember advocating un-ironically for intelligence tests for voting. I thought people who disagreed with me were dumber than me, almost without exception. Even as a freshman in (public) highschool I was the kid who asked my geology teacher absurdly specific questions beyond the scope of the class just to prove I was smarter than everyone else (and him). I hated democrats and atheists, and really believed in the “thinkers vs believers” dichotomy. I, of course, was a Thinker. Of course, its harder to be the “smartest person ever” in a 1200 person highschool (still relatively small) and not everyone is a catholic republican that automatically respects your opinion because you were always the smart kid. Its impossible at UVA. That’s when you get your first grade that isn’t an A. You ain’t shit there.
So we have to grow up. Hopefully to a certain extent I have. Bob hasn’t. If anything the association of views like his with his horrid cruelty towards what at least would’ve been people like me (a few years ago) has pushed me further left to be sympathetic to ideas like prison abolition and “disability activism discourse”. Also the importance of maintaining human rights, he rights he wants to strip. That’s why people call him right wing, because his ideas are right-wing. No one told Bob he was dumb, too many people told him he was smart.
When we think of someone who never left highschool, we think of the Jock who still brags about his football letter and being prom king, but plenty of nerds are stuck in highschool too. I think that’s where a lot of reddit atheism (all of reddit, to be quite honest), and star wars warfare comes from (people who harass or define politics by star wars/marvel shit). Bob is a man who hasn’t left highschool, or more accurately freshman year.
People under-estimate the value of an actual well-rounded childhood. I was a competitive swimmer before and during highschool, and while it was a private club and I qualified for national meets and all that I certainly wasn’t the best. Has Bob ever talked about doing a sport or even an instrument as a child? No one is good at everything, and it teaches you how to lose and not be the best at something. That in turn teaches you to respect people who aren’t as good as you. Because there’s always someone better. It also introduces you to different types of people. I would be a Bob probably without that. I met some of my best friends there and they were not the stereotypical “smart” people (this sounds dickish, but they were actually very smart and thoughtful people, just not “nerds”). They introduced me to rap and how to actually have fun. Of course people who always excel at sports have the opposite problem, which is where the stereotypical “jock” comes from.
I’d also bet the extent of Bob’s bullying is some relatively “cooler” kids calling him names and making fun of him for being weird. Yeah that sucks dude, they did that to me too. I’m friends with those people now few years later because teenagers are dicks. Just my opinion.
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ALL THE OTHER KIDS
WITH PUMPED UP KICKS
CAN RUN, OUT RUN ME
ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
StraightShooter2
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I honestly don't believe that Bob has an IQ above the 100-105 range at most, and probably has emotional intelligence (EQ) somewhere just above clinically retarded, lmao
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Until your death at robot hands, hopefully you'll ever grow and become a better meatbag. If you want to be sure of being grown up...
Step 1, see about being less obsessed with emailing Bob or people that know him.
Step 2, stop saying "someone should do something" and start asking "what can I do to fix it?" And I mean really do it. If you see a problem somewhere in your area, figure out what you need to fix it. Get costs, look up regulations, see if you can make a business & profit off the problem, or if you can get a local council to do it. 99% of getting anywhere in life is just doing the work. If you have no idea how to start, ask around and talk to people until you can find someone who does.
Maybe you can't fix everything, but eventually you'll find something you can. And you'll start getting ideas about other stuff - maybe you can do it, maybe not. The day you can ask yourself, "what is the capacity of manpower I can bring to a solution" and have an answer? That is the day you are an adult.
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Nigga you've been following these people and pestering them with bizzarre, trolly shit for years. I know, I looked into it. How does Bob, and Bob adjacent people, cause you to become suicidal? Because they "wanted you to die"? I mean you did threaten suicide to different people, one person on multiple occasions, but the bits that I was able to read came off as edgelord posturing. Beyond that you spent years spazing out at these people who should be, because they are, beneath your contempt.
At face value, I don't buy this story about you and your autism or ass burgers or whatever because this is the internet and anyone can say anything (like how I'm a cyclops serving 240 years or @Flexo really isn't @Bender when he's sober).
However,
If you are sincere, bud, it's the internet. Chill out. People like Bob do not matter to anyone outside of people like us. People like Bob will never affect anything, change anything, or amount to anything. The best they can do is siphon money out of retards that "like" what they're saying or develop a para-social relationship with them. The majority of their "fans" will only watch their free content and like/comment/subscribe to their channel. They only look big and important because that's all you're focusing on, and if all you can see is Bob's sunken jowls then yes he's gonna look even bigger than he is.
To get out of this faggy hugbox and get back to Bob, Bob desperately wants to be important. He wants to be remembered. He wants to know his life mattered. To be fair, we all do to some extent. What I believe Bob gets wrong is how he focuses on what's important. He wants his name written in the sky for all to see. He wants to be a pop culture cornerstone. What Bob doesn't take into consideration, and the overwhelming majority of people either vying for celebrity or ones themselves, is that most of us will be forgotten within two generations. Those that do remember will be those closest to us. Not everyone can achieve the status/infamy of Micheal Jackson, or Elvis, or Bin Laden. Chris got this figured out, or at least he did before his seven podcasts, and started a family. When he gets older and his health fails and that time has come, he should have his son, daughter, any other kids he may be having, and God willing Sara there at his side. Who does Bob have? The people on twitter? Genderfluid weirdos? Troons? ABDLs? Who does Bob have to wake up next to in the morning or afternoon or 4-6 hours after whenever the hell he goes to sleep? Who's gonna be there when ALL of his internet "fame" goes away?
Over a year ago I stumbled upon a "pilot" for a show he was trying to do with his brother and sister-in-law. It was one of the most pathetic and sad things I may have seen on youtube and that's not hyperbole. I still stand by what I said then. Even when Bob says his incredibly stupid, hateful, self serving rhetoric, and you should point and laugh at him, I will still think about that vid and remember that he is a sad and lonely person who has no one to blame for where he's at but himself. For as despicable and reprehensible as he might be, I do pity him for he is only human.
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Strange Wilderness
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Bob would never copy something from an awful movie like Joker. He wants to get all the Infinity Stones and snap the obsolete out of existence.
Uhhhhh. Theres a lot of things I could say but all I'm going to say is next time you want to talk about how Bobs poor childhood turned him into the basement dwelling goblin he is today try to avoid powerleveling.
John Spetsnaz
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Believe me or not I really don’t care. I just dont like boviemob like everyone else here
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Then welcome to the shitposting farms where we spread it wide to give us a rich bounty of lulz.
Settle in, pour you a drink, and remember no matter how low you think Bob can go, he will find a way to underperform.
Puck
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Lol bob thinks parroting things he heard on CNN makes him intelligent
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What would you say to MovieBob if you knew he is listening?
And segregationism is bad because? Does Bobby want a neighborhood full of mayonnaise ghouls?
"Two Spidermen pointing meme" is part of Boston politics:
With perfect self-awareness, Bobby chews into a "delusionally-entitled yuppie asshole throwing a mantrum (sic) because things didn't go EXACTLY his way (over spectacularly petty shit!)". BTW he was referring to the Marvin Heemayer case.
Can he not slather his commentary on real-life events with Hollywood bullshit?
"Women know best". Bobby's followers are every bit as deluded as he is.
Batman comic is "virulently Islamophobic":
Shilling for an unethical "charity" bent on castrating kids:
He never misses a chance to pretend he is superior to the proles.
Incidentally Bobby retweets what he posts on his "private account" to his "work account". What's the point keeping both?
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Strange Wilderness
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I think you need to rethink your reasons for why you don't like Bob vs the rest of the people in this thread. Judging from your previous post you don't like Bob because he hits too close to home: he's you if you hadn't admitted your flaws and turned your life around which is pretty admirable but you don't need to compare yourself to Bob. Most people in this thread don't like Bob because he produces low quality videos and poorly thought-out hot-takes on pop-culture and current events that paint him as a hateful, spiteful, perverted cretin who believes he's entitled to everything under the Sun just because he's Bob.
You laid out a good point that Bob acts like a lot of people here probably acted in High School where being an arrogant little shit was the norm but most people grew out of that mindset while Bob dwells on it. Bob is a man stuck in teenage adolescence, but he's not someone you need to hate or compare yourself against, he's someone to be pitted and laughed at. Bob is a loser in every definition of the word. He talks like hes a college professor lecturing his students or a cartoon supervillain demanding the UN hand over the gold or face the consequences but hes just an obese man ranting on Twitter from a moldy basement who has never known the touch of a woman. You're supposed to laugh at Bob and pity the Hell he created for himself not seriously compare yourself to him.
I don't think anyone considers the Killdozer guy a Folk Hero. Its more laughing at how ridiculous the incident was where the guy went all in in his rampage on society by building a makeshift tank where they were seriously thinking of calling in an attack helicopter to blow it up before he shot himself in the Killdozer. Its so bizarre you can't help but laugh but Bob needs to take the opportunity to rage against the people he considers obsolete.
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Davy Crockett, John Henry, Paul Bunyan, and Johnny Appleseed are examples American folk heroes. Killdozer guy was some dude who got into a spat and it ended with him going apeshit and killing himself. Bob's attempt was cute, but definitely not worth a paragraph to easily dismantle and show examples of American folk heroes.
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More than anything I just wanna quote prominent male feminist Andrew Dobson:
"Calm thine tits"
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Its been said many times in this thread. Being Robert Chipman is both the crime and the punishment. Watch and laugh, but if you feel yourself getting emotional over it, stop and take a breather.
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