Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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There is an argument to be made that we shouldn't just rush into contacting isolated tribes in the jungles of New Guinea and South America for fear of contaminating them with diseases they may not have been exposed too, or that we should document their stone-age culture to get a feel for how early humans lived, or that we need to ease them into the modern world so they aren't overwhelmed by it. In Anthropology there are tons of ethical guidelines to follow so your research on these primitive people is valid and accurate and you don't accidentally destroy their society. Bob just hates this guy performing missionary work because he's a Christian and thats bad according to the movies.
True, the challenges as always is how do you know the people involved didn't do any of that? Of course as you pointed out, Bob just assumes it because in his movies Christians are always the insensitive ones who don't care about anybody else.

In this case, the tweet Bob quotes mentions spending months learning the language. Seems it would be very hard for the missionaries to do that without picking up something about the culture. (Indeed there's probably some irony that we only have records of many ancient cultures because missionaries bothered to make them.)
 
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Chris commissioned vanity drawings of himself and his wife. Let’s just say artistic liberties were taken. Is this entire family in denial about what morbidly obese uggos they are?

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Look happy and normal that family looks!

Although one of these things is not like the others. One of these things, doesn't belong...
Holy Christ, is that hideous red suit supposed to be an ironic Santa outfit? What an insufferable shitbird.


just say artistic liberties were taken.

At this level of delusion I think it's safe to say autistic liberties were taken.
 
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The more 😂 emojis Bob uses, the closer he is
The more emojis he uses, the more immature he looks.

Also, I hate to call bullshit, but if San Francisco is the center of art, science, and technology, then it shouldn’t be that expansive to live in.
 
Also, I hate to call bullshit, but if San Francisco is the center of art, science, and technology, then it shouldn’t be that expansive to live in.
Only because I can't stand poor arguments, I have to point out that you aren't really debunking anything there. If SanFran was the center of stuff, then it would be expensive to live in because demand for property would be high (everyone would want to move there).

Problem is, that's not quite why it's so expensive.

Really it's more fun to say that if SanFran is the center of art, science and technology, then what's so great about New York or Los Angeles? Should be fun to watch him spin that.
 
Only because I can't stand poor arguments, I have to point out that you aren't really debunking anything there. If SanFran was the center of stuff, then it would be expensive to live in because demand for property would be high (everyone would want to move there).

Problem is, that's not quite why it's so expensive.

Really it's more fun to say that if SanFran is the center of art, science and technology, then what's so great about New York or Los Angeles? Should be fun to watch him spin that.
The better question to ask is this: if San Fran is such a hoity-toity cultural Mecca, why are its streets covered in shit
 
The more 😂 emojis Bob uses, the closer he is to eating his own weight in lard sandwiches.

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I dunno, The Cleveland Orchestra is one of the Big Five in the USA, the SFS isn't.

Robert's reaction to Kamala becoming creepy Uncle Joe's running mate:
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So Bobby expects Biden to gentlemanly cede the presidency to the more feminine and more colored. "I've done my best to Save The World; it is time I pass the torch to the True Savior!" I suspect he got that scenario from the Iron Man comics, where Tony Stark simply gives up everything without reason to Ree Ree.

And isn't it funny that Bobby expect someone to "rebuild the economy" in 6 months to 2 years?

Bobby says he's living a "post-apocalyptic existence":
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Something something culture war, Hollywood, and the Kennedys:
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Cancel French actresses!!!
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Sexualizing men is a-okay:
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The biggest tragedy of covid is that comic-artists got laid off:
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Learn to code fuckers!

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So Bobby expects Biden to gentlemanly cede the presidency to the more feminine and more colored. "I've done my best to Save The World; it is time I pass the torch to the True Savior!" I suspect he got that scenario from the Iron Man comics, where Tony Stark simply give up everything to Ree Ree.
No he doesn't expect it, it's been flatout said that she'll be given the presidency in a few months if Biden wins. Go look in the Biden Megathread.

EDIT: Found the post from the Megathread
 
Bob has actually been shit talking Taibbi a bit lately. He definitely knows that Matt has taken... well, if not the red pill, at least the purple pill.
Yeah, the only thing Bob loves more than shitting on successful men is crafting explicit, vile tweets about women who wouldn’t give him the time of day. If a serial rapist who also beats the shit out of his victims ever strikes the greater Boston area, we’ll know who the culprit is. Bob’s deep, abiding hatred of women is the only thing about him that I struggle to find funny.
 
Yeah, the only thing Bob loves more than shitting on successful men is crafting explicit, vile tweets about women who wouldn’t give him the time of day. If a serial rapist who also beats the shit out of his victims ever strikes the greater Boston area, we’ll know who the culprit is. Bob’s deep, abiding hatred of women is the only thing about him that I struggle to find funny.
I find it fucking hilarious that he's too socially incompetent to filter both his ridiculous thirst and raging inceldom
 
I find it fucking hilarious that he's too socially incompetent to filter both his ridiculous thirst and raging inceldom
I genuinely don’t understand how any of his feminist Twitter pals can stomach the shit he says about women. Obviously I’m not a feminist but it’s alarmingly violent and nasty even to me. My only guess is they muted his hideous ass years ago.
 
I genuinely don’t understand how any of his feminist Twitter pals can stomach the shit he says about women. Obviously I’m not a feminist but it’s alarmingly violent and nasty even to me. My only guess is they muted his hideous ass years ago.
His vast Bob energies repel any women who become aware of him. Engaging with him might be enough to kill them
 
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