Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[assdick42069]

Credentialism is the hallmark of the midwit. Goddamn these people are cringeworthy.

There's a negative stereotype of engineers thinking their knowledge of a specific field makes them right about everything ever, which I'm sure Chris Chipman wouldn't embrace if he wasn't genetically incapable of being self aware.

 

[BubbleButt]

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Oh my fucking god his brother paid to get a masters and instead chose to review stuff on the internet for a tiny audience
He came so close to escaping Chipmanism but couldn't free his mind, RIP

Cs get degrees, nigga.

 

[Gamepad]

Does Bob think the Reich was scientifically backwards? The Tiger tanks were overengineered but the were bloody good tanks. they had early night vision, early ICBM's, early jet fightters. Sure they were ass backwards innsome regards (AtOMs aRe jeWish!). But WW2 was 'who could out novel the other guy' the Nazis would have won. Funnily enough though the Nazis advanced science lost against waves of screaming yokels armed with near WW1 era rifles, hordes of pissed off slavs with bolt actions and tanks that were essentially designed to roll out, hammer a few Km down the road, get off two shots and then die. Because WW2 was a game of 'lets set our economies on fire and see who runs out of fuel first jä?'

Hell, even after the war that was still the case. Allied nations poached the hell out of Germany for scientific and engineering talent. The Space Race between the US and the Soviet Union was basically "Our german rocket scientists VS Their german rocket scientists", and the biggest small arms development post-war either came from German technology, or German engineers working for other countries.

 

[Bolo]

It's just a cycle of idiocy this pussy song has unleashed.

Ok, the Jew midget pretending to pop his monocle over that stupid song is lame, and him acting over the cartoonish wet pussy described in the song "oh, i had to ask my doctor wife if pussies get this wet" lol was a weak ass joke. Fucking whatever, no one ever thought Ben Shapiro out of all people was a funny guy.

But here comes Robert, notorious sex-haver, trying to own the guy by not getting the song, or even squirting. Squirting isn't the pussy getting wet out of arousal, it is just a woman peeing herself.

The song is that Cardi b has such a wet pussy that men give them everything to fuck it, but the way she describes the said wet pussy goes to cartoonish lenghts, but shes isn't peeing herself in the song Robert. If you wanted to own the tiny Jew, all Robert had to say is that Ben Shapiro doesn't know foreplay, or his hands are so tiny he can't even fingerbang.

Also, squirting isn't real. Yes I know some women pee themselves during sex, and there is always going to be that ultra-omega chad that says he can make any chick squirt, but in the real mundane world, no, very few women squirt, and when they do it is out of accident than just coming.

in Porn women squirt, because it ain't real, those women drink gallons of water before going to shoot and you can even see outtakes of them peeing before the time, and peeing all over the guy.

It is hot to see a woman squirt, it ain't so fun when it's on you and you have to throw away your sheets.

But do go on Robert, tell us all about how can you make women squirt so hard that even that ninja gaiden poster over your bed got sprayed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1294432549771587585 (Archive)

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T TREAT PEOPLE I DISAGREE WITH AS ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS!!!! WHY DO PEOPLE CALL ME A EUGENIST?!!"- FilmRobert
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Analogies and metaphors, how do they fucking work? Best not hit Bob with any similes, either. Guess those weren’t included in the Salem State cover charge.

 

[Red Hood]

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Oh my fucking god his brother paid to get a masters and instead chose to review stuff on the internet for a tiny audience
He came so close to escaping Chipmanism but couldn't free his mind, RIP

Little did we know, "Chipman" is Anglo-Saxon for "genetic dead end".

 

[Positron]

Also, squirting isn't real.

Cows learn sex through porn.

"Your rights are irrelevant to me now":


Chris wants extra rules and regulations pertaining public gatherings, and somehow he laments cinemas have been gathering mold:



These people have no sense of cause and effect do they?


The rubic is unfortunately to vague for a debate.

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Ah the good old days! Dubya wasn't so bad after all! That chap was like, totally not racist!


But fret not! T'was ever darkest ere dawn:

There has NEVER been a coherent leftist party anywhere in the world. Dream on Fatso.


You may argue God doesn't exist, but if your party argue family values and morality don't exist, you are bound to lose. And no, the Dems and their pet journos have been playing the "resurgent right aka Fascist" scare for years now, and all they did was to push people to the right.

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The debate about Snowden, predictably, took a detour as Bobby grudge-wanks against people who don't like Obama-Rodham:


More grudge-wanking against Snowden:

Because "RussiaGate" isn't real, dumbass!

Disaster fell on the Arecibo Observatory. Of course it was the fault of the Godful science haters!


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This week on Robert's Animal Planet: Robbie introduces you to his family members!


About the tariff war between Apple and Epic:


It seems Bobby has given up his "Mario is from Broklyn REEEEEE!" obsession:

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I don’t know how Bob copes when an ugly sissy like Brendan Agnew has managed to copulate at least once and Bob hasn’t. Lol j/k, I know how he copes: eating, tweeting, and beating his Vienna sausage to lesbian porn.

ETA: OMFG he’s trying to dunk on Ben Shapiro about squirting. Bob thinks HE’s the Chad in this scenario. (archive)


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Bob, Ben was asking the woman he married about a weird thing that happens when he makes her cum, two things you'll never do.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

No, he’s not a furry. Bob is a deformed clump of cells that thinks it’s human.

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He's not a furry? If that's true then why does he always wear that pig costum... oh...

 

[MirrorNoir]

So does Bob dislike Snowden because of any rationale or thought out beliefs or opinions, or because he dared to criticize Obama and do something that harmed his administration?

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He's not alone in having a MASSIVE hate boner for Snowden because Snowden effectively proved to the world that Obama was a lying sack of shit who was continuing all of the shady if not illegal spying shit that Bush II started.

Given he has tweeted about the revolver he owns, it is surprising he hasn't taken a lead bullet.

Blob is the type of sociopath, that if he decided upon suicide, would go the mass murder/suicide by cop route so that he takes as many people he hates with him before he goes.

 

[A Random]

If we run out of gas fitters, electricians, plumbers, bin men or truckers our civilisation would literally stop existing overnight. Bob hates the people that keep everyone else alive. Maybe Bob just wants to die?

Bob is exactly the kind of person who'd get his planet killed from a dirty phone.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bob is, at least nominally, a Progressive™. Progressives believe in a nebulous force called Progress™, a concept rooted in a misunderstanding of biological evolution.

How evolution actually works (oversimplified): Reproduction carries a chance of random heritable mutation. A very small number of those mutations are beneficial at helping them survive their environment, whatever that may be. The creatures which carry such mutations are more likely to survive, and therefore, reproduce and pass those changes along to their children. Do this for a bazillion years, and you might or might not get an intelligent species like humans.
How Progressives™ think evolution works: Cultures gradually become more and more enlightened and woke over time, discarding superstitious traditions and embracing Science™ and Progress™. Those who don't do this are on The Wrong Side of History and will be left behind, and are probably Nazis anyway. Through this process all the undesirables will eventually be weeded out, and at The End of History we will be left with Luxury Gay Space Communism. It's totally not a religion though, because Progressives™ are way too smart for that.

Of course, this is idiocy. Evolution works on biology, sure. That doesn't mean you can extrapolate it to everything else. And even if you can, it only means greater fitness for environment, not an inevitable cultural trend toward neoliberalism. Evolution has no teleology. History is a crapshoot, and anybody who actually studies history knows that.

That might be why there's such a cultural push to erase history lately.

The reason why Bob gets Evolution Wrong is because Hollywood gets Evolution wrong. Think of how many sci fi shows where you saw a creature attacking the heroes and at the end of the episode they discover that the creature was actually "a superevolved human", as in, a human being was exposed to some kind of space anomaly/cosmic rays and in the matter of a few hours, they evolved into what humans will look like in the distant future. This gets Evolution wrong in sooooo many ways. And yet I've seen more than one episode of Star Trek use this premise. Basically, Evolution Transformations are Magical Transformations painted with a science fiction veneer. You might as well say "A Space Wizard Did It."

Bob confusing Star Trek Science for Real Science is the equivalent of him mistaking McDonalds for a gourmet meal.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I think you could make a case that MovieBob is a pathological narcissist. I don't know jack shit about psychology and I just pick up Psych 101 shit from internet articles and watching YouTube and Dr. Phil, so I'm just going off of what I have. The things I know about narcassists are:

1. They can't read a room.
Narcissists are highly self-involved people and often believe they're very good at persuasion. So when a room full of people are shocked or angered by what they say, or aren't beveling a lie they're telling, they'll be totally oblivious and just keep talking as if they're getting a great reaction, and may end up being totally shocked or baffled when people start booing or laughing at them. Even then, that might snap them out of it, they'll shrug and assume it was a misunderstanding about a single comment and that they can talk more and fix it.

Compare that to MovieBob and his conversations with other leftists and Bread Tubers. Bob repeatedly says cruel, deplorable things about people "beneath" him and when called out, he seems to have no idea why they're so offended. He'll assume either they misunderstood him, are defending the "bad" people, or are being brainwashed somehow. He seems to have absolutely no insight into why anyone on his "side" would take offense to what he says, and doesn't consider their grievance to be a "serious" problem in the first place.

2. They always think they're the smartest person in the room.
Narcissists often think they're smarter than everyone else because they're just so self-involved and have such an inflated sense of self-worth. They can really only see things from there perspective, and naturally when you only have one outlook to choose from, it seems the best.

Bob would brag in High school about how other kids were "intimidated" by him because he could easily prove he was smarter than they were. He constantly calls people things like "dumb" and "obsolete" on Twitter and brags about being a "coastal elite." Not much more need for explanation there.

3. They're bad at faking empathy
Narcissists feel empathy so little that often times they can't even properly fake it. If you ask them to explain how they hurt somebody, they'll often give you a very shallow, very brief and vague answer that could be applied to a much more minor infraction. Like if a catfish psychologically scarred and betrayed someone, they might just say they "wasted their time."

I dunno how well this applies to Bob, because he showed very good empathy after the death of TotalBiscuit. However, his total inability to understand or self-introspect into why anyone in good faith would possibly get mad at him in for saying all midwest rubes should be killed and ground into hamburger meat certainly lends credence to that theory.

4. They engage in psychological leveling
Narcissists have an inflated sense of self-worth that's almost constantly under attack, be it from other people insulting them or measuring their own lifestyles compared to the way they see themselves and coming up far short of what they'd want. So, they'll either puff themselves up with fake accomplishments and exaggerations, or they'll try to tear everyone around them down by calling them idiots and stupid and useless.

Not much need to explain this one. Bob summed it up best when he said he "isn't that smart" but that 90% of people are so stupid that he comes out above average. He's constantly calling people worthless, stupid, subhuman, obsolete and tearing nearly the entire rest of the world down to make himself seem superior. I'm sure someone with such high regard for their own self-worth and value would naturally be enraged to look at their life and see it as mediocre and lacking as Bob's. He insults people so strongly to put them "below" him.

Again, this is all just baseless speculation, but it's fun to think about. Y'know, in a morbid kinda way.

 

[Brother Wind]

When Mao Zedong took power, he stopped the farmers from using their tried and true ways of turning human waste into fertilizer and have them just dump the shit onto the fields. This is because he was a Galaxy Brain who decided he knew better than a bunch of damn dirty peasants how to increase farm yields. Needless to say, there was soon widespread famine and disease all around. The Kiwifarmer who posted this info speculated that MovieBob is basically Mao Zedong without power and I have to agree. Imagine if Bob were a dictator and could just order planes to shower the arctic circle with iron or aluminum powder? The state-run media would cover for him and we'd never know that Bob was fucking up our planet with his schemes until red acid rain fell from the sky or until everyone was walking around with slurry in their chests instead of lungs.

I like to think that MovieBob might actually BE Mao Zedong reincarnated. What a perfect punishment for him. (Yes, I know Mao killed millions, but MovieBob is so awful and self-hating that a single lifetime as him would still be an appropriate punishment. )

That would explain his yellow fever...

If only Bob's dad was Really That Good!

https://twitter.com/BLCAgnew/status/1294430026298019843

https://archive.vn/d0hGF

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He really wanted to make sure Bob saw this and saw Bob did.

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What made her father cry
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The "man"(a) that would cry to this.
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Not teaching them young to consoom and be wasted while you're doing it is clearly where Pop Chipman went wrong raising his kids.

His claim that his supposed handgun, a .357 revolver, was handed down to him from his grandpa. He didn't actually go out and purchase it.

Jesus.

Okay power level. My dad is like one of the original nerd dads. I think he went to the original GenCon? A really early few bunch. Always talks about cool it was to meet Weiss and Hickman and sit in on a reading of the original Dragonlance.

This of course means he tried getting me into his hobbies. It worked of course, but you know what? He never fucking cried when we played D&D the first time. Because you know what else we talk about? Anything else. Literally fucking anything. We talk about football. We talk about politics. We look at the tractor and talk about how we wish we still had grandpa because he would know how to fix this fucking thing. We even talk a lot about movies.

Actually we just watched Superman last time I visited, because I had never seen it before and it had been 30 years he figured since he seen it. And we were like well that was a fun time. And carried on with our lives.

I am just rambling, but it all bugs me. Because I like nerd shit. My life revolves around more nerd shit than most people. But the levels of faggotry that people get up to with it is astounding. Like how do you let something consume you this much, to the point of crying when your special memory with your daughter is a cheesy ass movie from the 70s?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Cows learn sex through porn.

"Your rights are irrelevant to me now":
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I take it becoming a "MASTER OF SCIENCE" didn't involve any courses on game theory, psychology, or plain ol' common sense. Because you see, Chippa, telling people that their rights are irrelevant to you is the fastest way to make your rights irrelevant to them, simply on a tit-for-tat basis.

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The rubic is unfortunately to vague for a debate.

Honestly, the whole "MASTER OF SCIENCE" thing sounds like something Ya Boi Zack would come up with to riff on a "wuvs da science" character. Trying to play it straight is something out of grade school.

Though if he really wants to debate, I think James Lindsay still has a slot now that Lindsay Ellis has waddled her tipsy ass back to her hugbox. Try it, see exactly how far you go.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

He's not alone in having a MASSIVE hate boner for Snowden because Snowden effectively proved to the world that Obama was a lying sack of shit who was continuing all of the shady if not illegal spying shit that Bush II started.



Blob is the type of sociopath, that if he decided upon suicide, would go the mass murder/suicide by cop route so that he takes as many people he hates with him before he goes.

That involves going out buying a gun, learning to use said gun, going to some location, targeting moving people, and then hoping the cops will shoot him.

Nah too much work IMO for Blobby he's more a getting drunk on really cheap booze and MacDonalds on the night Trump is reelected. Then during his incoherent Twitter rant he'll attempt to leave the basement to yell at any mayonnaise ghouls outside celebrating to shut up but slip on some Mario Jammies on the steps falling to his death. Well that's how I'd like it to happen.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1294508595355291648 (Archive)

How does the NYHPD endorsing Trump disprove the notion that black people want police? Is it because orange man bad, orange man racist, police bad, police racist?


https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1294516665057775617 (Archive)

"This guy seems really necessary"- Robert Chipman, a NEET who contributes nothing of value to society. "Don't try to change their minds!! Just use eugenics to breed them out of existence!!!".

 

[Meriasek]

Revenge is inherently selfish. Revenge is only to make oneself feel better. I take it Bob never played Little League (Imagine Bob running bases and laugh). At the end of a game, no matter if you win or lose, you line up with your team and slap fives with your opposing team and say "Good game".

Revenge is playing a Little League game, losing, refusing to slap high fives and then smearing your shit in the opponent's batting helmets.

The key thing to take away, is you don't get revenge without getting covered in shit yourself.

TL; DR Little Shadow learned a lot about life through good sportsmanship.

Worse, Bob's vision of revenge is playing a Little League game, WINNING, and then continuing to taunt the beaten opponent, slashing their moms' tires, and setting fire to their pets.
Bob is a horrible human being that you never want anywhere near power.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

That would explain his yellow fever...



Jesus.

Okay power level. My dad is like one of the original nerd dads. I think he went to the original GenCon? A really early few bunch. Always talks about cool it was to meet Weiss and Hickman and sit in on a reading of the original Dragonlance.

This of course means he tried getting me into his hobbies. It worked of course, but you know what? He never fucking cried when we played D&D the first time. Because you know what else we talk about? Anything else. Literally fucking anything. We talk about football. We talk about politics. We look at the tractor and talk about how we wish we still had grandpa because he would know how to fix this fucking thing. We even talk a lot about movies.

Actually we just watched Superman last time I visited, because I had never seen it before and it had been 30 years he figured since he seen it. And we were like well that was a fun time. And carried on with our lives.

I am just rambling, but it all bugs me. Because I like nerd shit. My life revolves around more nerd shit than most people. But the levels of faggotry that people get up to with it is astounding. Like how do you let something consume you this much, to the point of crying when your special memory with your daughter is a cheesy ass movie from the 70s?

Good times create Weak Men. SoyDad probably grew up in a liberal neighborhood during a time of peace and plenty, and thus, he had no reason to ever harden himself to anything. His friends are also probably a pod of weak-minded Consoomers just like him and they all compete to see who can have the deepest emotional reaction to whatever vintage or current show is popular with the hipsters these days. Seeing his daughter enjoying a show that he liked as a kid only validates SoyDad's Consoomer tastes and convinces him that he did not waste the first 30 years of his life shoving the TV Equivalent of sugared cereal into his brain.

Spoiler: Spoilered because it's powerlevel-y

My parents, incidentally, did not try to get me into anything, although my Dad embarrassingly gave me a copy of the movie Showgirls after witnessing me watching anime. (Apparently liking animation with some adult content meant that I was now some kind of porn aficionado. What baffles me is it wasn't even a porn anime - it was a TV anime aimed at Japanese teenagers that had maybe one bathing scene in it.) I politely declined the movie and never again exited a room as quickly as I did then.

 

[BScCollateral]

...early ICBM's...

The A-4 / V-2, with a range less than 1000 km, would be classed as an SRBM (Short-Range Ballistic Missile). Otherwise, agreed.