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Is Movie Bob a vegan? Is this a troll?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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What a horrifying highlight reel, and you didn't even include the [full body shudder] chicken skin and blu cheese casserole
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Maybe instead of obsessing over lesbians, Bob should try something easier like having one RL person who can tolerate him outside of family.
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Marinated in Mountain Dew. MARINATED IN MOUNTAIN DEW.
Now, now I've seen everything.
Now, now I've seen everything.
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You KNOW he yanked that chicken apart with his hands and licked his fingers the whole time, too.
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I’m fully in BEC territory with Bob, so it drives me crazy how his terrible grasp of basic English leads him to hyphenate olive oil and describe sausage as “savory,” as if that’s unexpected or remarkable. He probably also uses the adjective “pan-fried,” as if he usually fries his shit directly on the burners. And he calls himself a writer.
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Don't expect much of writing expertise from someone who thinks Africa is a country or cannot grasp the basics of production.
Hell, i'm even surprised that his kitchen looks fairly decent and not like the average grease pit in which you eat fries soggy with 3rd rate second hand oil.
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This is the most MovieBob thing I've ever seen him tweet.
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found a meme to appropriate today that fits if somewhat late:
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I was rewatching it the other day with a friend and when I saw him tear up a little I asked wut up? He said he used to watch the VHS of the movie at his grandparents every time he could and hearing the theme song made him think about how much he missed them.
I then called him a faggot and we both laughed.
Look, you don't know what it's like in the private sector. They expect results.
Oh you should watch this video here because apparently EVERYBODY is sleeping with the creator of Gravity Falls.
Thankfully I, a robot, have no soul so I can keep going.
Plus it helps keep me motivated to kill all humans.
I honestly can't tell if mr "king-of-the-awkward-analogies" is actually that dense, or if he's being deliberately obtuse - and with Bob, that's a hard thing to check. Especially when the guy is making a point that BOB HAS BRAGGED ABOUT how popular and universal the MCU is.The evils of eating meat and watching MCU. Why not both?
It is kind of funny to watch someone sell back to Bob his own opinion and him slap it down as really stupid.
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He thought Africa was a country? I must see this.
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This one and the tweet where Bob complained that his entire summer was ruined because he couldn't CONSOOM. This pandemic has been tough on all of us (and I've hated the fact that all of the fairs and festivals that I wanted to go to have been cancelled,) but we would hardly say that our summers have been ruined. Summer is still summer, after all. Even though Bob couldn't watch the latest capeshit or win tchochkies at Dave & Busters, he still could have binged watch vintage cartoons and written reviews about them. He could have hiked or camped out in the woods or gone to new restaurants while still following the social distancing rules. He could have traveled to the old Chipman stomping grounds in New England and done all kinds of research on them. He could have learned a new skill via online classes. He could have learned how to cook meat without soaking it in acid for 5 days first. This summer could have been an opportunity for him to do things that are outside his wheelhouse, but instead he stays inside in his hermetically sealed bubble and complains about how he's been robbed of experiences that were owed to him, as if he were a coma patient whose summer months had been spent in a near-death state. The only thing Bob lost out on this summer was the chance to use adversity to make himself a better person, and Bob has only himself to blame for that.
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This guy has only been outside of New England a handful of times in his entire life (and most if not all of those trips were only a weekend) and he's gonna try and pretend he knows anything about people in the rust belt.
I myself have never been to New England, but if people there are anything like Bob I can see why the term "Masshole" came about.
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None of the literal children in my life have cried or complained about lockdown as much as Bob has, and their lives have been truly disrupted to a heartbreaking degree. (Though I did lol to myself the first week when everything got canceled and one of my kindergarten students’ faces crumpled and she cried, “I hate China.”) And it’s not just little kids. College-bound athletes lost entire seasons that could have helped them earn athletic scholarships to further their educations — a fact which would cheer Bob up no end, since he hates anyone with athletic abilities, especially if they’re in high school and not hideously ugly like Bob.
Viktor Frankl survived concentration camps, had his wife, both parents and brother murdered by the Nazis, and used his experience to help people for the rest of his life. Bob continues to live the same shut-in life he’s lived for decades and is enraged. He takes zero fucking responsibility for his own life and (lack of) happiness. Which is why he’ll always be miserable, lockdown or not.
Viktor Frankl survived concentration camps, had his wife, both parents and brother murdered by the Nazis, and used his experience to help people for the rest of his life. Bob continues to live the same shut-in life he’s lived for decades and is enraged. He takes zero fucking responsibility for his own life and (lack of) happiness. Which is why he’ll always be miserable, lockdown or not.
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Ha! I didn't know That EZ made videos over cartoons as well.
Well, taking a break over Robert antics, I can add a bit about some of these oddballs over the Burbank cartoons, since I worked for a couple of year "in the industry" as people say.
I've met Pendleton Ward, the guy from Adventure time, and he is just as awkard as he looks:
I had to make small talk to the guy, we were in party and I was introduced by a friend. At first I was a bit taken aback, Adventure Time was a big show at the time, but it wasn't long till I saw that he was a very awkard, shy guy, who clearly wasn't confortable talking to me and didn't want to be there. So, taking the hint, I shook his hand, said it was a pleasure to meet and left him be. Later that night, I saw him getting talked down by a woman, i don't know if it was his girlfriend, but I could see panic on his face. So yeah, he is a push over.
His type is pretty common in the animation circles, guys like him all they want is to doodle their characters, draw porn in private (seriously, everybody in these cartoons love to draw cartoon porn) and brownse the internet.
About Alex Hirsch (the gravity falls dude), never met him, and I didn't know he fucked around to the point of leaving STDs, but there was stories about him pissing on jars on his officie that I've heard from several people and they confirmed it. Everybody was playing it up as he was so busy that he had to do it, but, you know, it's bullshit, if he needs to piss, all he has to do is to walk down a corridor.
There is a lot going on youtube about how weird the comic book people are, but I assure you guy, compared to the people working on cartoons, the comic pros are paragons of virtue.
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People laugh at the Casey Affleck Dunkin' Donuts SNL skit. That's just a townie masshole, but a very faithful representation.
It gets way worse.
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You don't take a swing at Bob, you just do the Ali shuffle around him until he passes out.
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If you make a thread about all this, please invite me.
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Jesus, i laughed. I mean yeah, there are certain things like that I think back to. Some dumb computer game I used to play with my Grandpa always makes me wistful everytime I think about it. But I sure as fuck don't insist that it is an important part of childhood or even my life. It is incidental to my memories of my grandfather.
Which I think has become the problem. Some people think that pop culture are the memories. It seems like an easy mistake to make. A lot memories are made adjacent to these things. Me and my Dad used to play vidya a lot together. But, I would never insist my children play TMNT on the Genesis and cry when it happens. Because it was simply just that we both liked video games. We could have played fucking Custers Revenge and it would still be that same quality time.
It can even sometimes be a hard separation. Like Lord of the Rings was a big deal to me growing up, and my Dad always pointing out that Sam was the real hero because he was just the most selfless and his bravery and just every quality a good person should possess.
But, like I know that there is a step here these people are missing. Like the Harry Potter weirdos jamming in comparisons everywhere. I am sorry for my sperging, but these are just broken people and I have to know why dammit!
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