Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's pretty funny how one of our major political parties is basically just Bob's agenda and preferences. If you disagree, Colbert did an edit of Avengers Endgame so you're wrong.
Bob hated Bernie so Bernie lost. Bob likes Biden so Biden won.
Its the other way around. Bob is desperately chasing the party's trends and talking points. He wants to be one of the corporate neoliberal elites so he sucks up to them as much as possible. He CONSOOMS like a good boy and supports the rich establishment politicians in all their choices and decisions. If Biden wins and immediately starts carpet bombing Syria you'll hear Bob tell us how good it is and how its saving the world and totally not at all like Iraq.

Also, you gotta love how anyone who points out on of Bob's personal faults is "stalking" him, as if for anybody to know anything about him that isn't summed up on the front page of his twitter in two sentences must be stalking him and not just listening to the shit he says.
 
This bothers me more than it probably should.
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Stuart Baker, better known by his stage name Unknown Hinson, was fired from his role as Early Cuyler and, according to himself, lost all of his endorsements and won't be able to play again because he dared to call Dolly Parton a name while using SEXIST and RACIST language!
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Bob, who's "accomplishments" can be counted on one hand one being getting his "job" back at the Escapist and by getting back I mean Russ Pitts rehired him just to piss people off and for this good deed Bob instantaneously threw Russ under the bus when Zoe Quin pitched a bitch fit because she wasn't the center of attention has the temerity to mock someone who lost everything because he said something far less embarrassing and hateful than what Bobbyboi spews on a weekly basis. To put a cherry on this cake, just like how none of these faggots watched NASCAR after the Bubba Smollet debacle, none of them will ever buy a Dolly Parton single, let alone album, or go to Dollywood. At best they'll jerk off to her massive tits and plastic face, thinking that they're doing the Lord's work of protecting the most protected class in America, the rich white woman.

I stan Unknown Hinson.
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Also, you gotta love how anyone who points out on of Bob's personal faults is "stalking" him, as if for anybody to know anything about him that isn't summed up on the front page of his twitter in two sentences must be stalking him and not just listening to the shit he says.
To be fair, one glance at Bob’s avatar would make clear he’s diabetic.
 
Is Bob still rambling about the glorious virtues of globalism? Has he not made the connection between the global pandemic that "ruined [his] summer" and an over-reliance on globalized industries and travel? How does he square up his love for automation with the fact that globalizing "automated" industries would just waste time, money and resources with shipping?
He's a retarded smoothbrain who only didn't go to spec ed because his shitty school didn't have a dedicated program in the 1980s when he was a kid. That sort of shit became consistent and mandatory by the mid-1990s when specialized schools were deemed too expensive and went against the ADA.

He doesn't want to connect said dots because this would ruin his mentally feeble take on the future as told to him by that EPCOT ride he went to in the 1990s and the one or two episodes of Next Generation he may or may not have watched, but sure as shit googled to shore up his "nerd" cred with those objectivist fedoralords he hung out with for years on end in shitty forums.
That steak tweet is fucking amazing considering the trash he has tweeted...
That's just him pretending he isn't white trash; he gets really pissy when you highlight how he's more hick than most hicks.
 
Is Bob still rambling about the glorious virtues of globalism? Has he not made the connection between the global pandemic that "ruined [his] summer" and an over-reliance on globalized industries and travel? How does he square up his love for automation with the fact that globalizing "automated" industries would just waste time, money and resources with shipping?
Bob firmly believes that SUPERIOR FUTURE GLOBALISM would have prevented the pandemic because then the whole world could have reacted all synchronized and properly.
 
Is Bob still rambling about the glorious virtues of globalism? Has he not made the connection between the global pandemic that "ruined [his] summer" and an over-reliance on globalized industries and travel? How does he square up his love for automation with the fact that globalizing "automated" industries would just waste time, money and resources with shipping?
Like most ignorant Neoliberals Bob really doesn't understand globalism beyond a vague notion that it's a good thing and it'll lead to Star Trek IRL.
Talk to one of these people about the disappearance of class mobility or how people in the third world suffer so privileged westerners can consoom plastic crap and you'll get blank looks.
And as we all know Bob considers the massive growth of corporate and NGO power and democratic backsliding as a feature and not a bug.
Hack historians will no doubt cast the fall of globalism as when humanity turned away from the One True Path but anyone with a lick of sense always knew the End of History was a crock of shit.
 
Its the other way around. Bob is desperately chasing the party's trends and talking points. He wants to be one of the corporate neoliberal elites so he sucks up to them as much as possible. He CONSOOMS like a good boy and supports the rich establishment politicians in all their choices and decisions. If Biden wins and immediately starts carpet bombing Syria you'll hear Bob tell us how good it is and how its saving the world and totally not at all like Iraq.

Also, you gotta love how anyone who points out on of Bob's personal faults is "stalking" him, as if for anybody to know anything about him that isn't summed up on the front page of his twitter in two sentences must be stalking him and not just listening to the shit he says.
Everyone I know like that went Bernie because they just go leftward. So I guess Bob is just better at this than anyone else.
Obviously I didn't seriously mean the party does what Bob wants.
 
Bob the people you're begging to be put in office is a sexual predator who actually had his victim smeared by the media and said rather racist stuff and a dirty cop that did more shit to black people than the cops BLM hates (I ain't counting Breonna Taylor because they straight up ignore the white dude who also got executed in a no-knock).
 
Bob the people you're begging to be put in office is a sexual predator who actually had his victim smeared by the media and said rather racist stuff and a dirty cop that did more shit to black people than the cops BLM hates (I ain't counting Breonna Taylor because they straight up ignore the white dude who also got executed in a no-knock).
Listen that doesn't matter because they have a (D) next to their names
 
I could imagine Bob living in a castle and feared by the locals, but in a "Rats in the Walls" kind of way. I imagine him capturing Mayonnaise Ghouls and Trump supporters, and frying them in Mountain Dew for his unholy feasts.
If Bob were in The Rats in the Walls, he wouldn't be the sinister lord of the castle, or even in line to inherit it. Madame Hillary would be "Lady Margaret Trevor from Cornwall... bane of children all over the countryside, and the daemon heroine of a particularly horrible old ballad not yet extinct near the Welsh border", who married into the cult but took to its evil ways as if born to them. Bob, on the other hand, would be one of the nameless members of the "flock of fungous, flabby beasts whose appearance filled me with unutterable loathing... wallowing in filth... flabby features... human or semi-human... skulls denoted nothing short of utter idiocy, cretinism, or primitive semi-apedom... mostly lower than the Piltdown man in the scale of evolution, but in every case definitely human... must have descended as quadrupeds through the last twenty or more generations." The hordes of fat pale naked Bobs wordlessly grunting in bestial idiocy would be despised and looked down on by the superstitious peasants, not feared by them.
 
He doesn't want to connect said dots because this would ruin his mentally feeble take on the future as told to him by that EPCOT ride he went to in the 1990s and the one or two episodes of Next Generation he may or may not have watched, but sure as shit googled to shore up his "nerd" cred with those objectivist fedoralords he hung out with for years on end in shitty forums.
He's actually a retarded contrarian when it comes to Trek too. He's one of those Original Series elitists who mostly exist to whine about TNG fanboys being nerds who made the series boring and stupid instead of letting him watch Kirk sex the ladies and punch aliens. An excerpt:
Pelicula Pete said:
See, I'm TOS/Kirk all the way. So for me, the mere presence of some bike-jumps and martial-arts ... doesn't in itself undermine anything essential about STAR TREK - especially since it's the Kirk-era that's being rebooted here. Original-recipe TREK ("my" TREK) was always at its best balancing adventure and intrigue with big ideas and forward-thinking vision. Yes, it would explore out-there sci-fi concepts like parallel-evolution or time-travel and grapple with issues like race, class and philosophy, but it would also "hook" you with action, melodrama, alien monsters, etc. TOS would frequently (an unapologetically) use whatever space-magic it could conjure in order to throw Kirk and company into old-west gunfights, gladiator arenas, monster battles or whatever else - if they could've afforded a motocross stunt, I'm sure they'd have done it and Shatner etc would've been all over it.

But that's me, I'm a TOS guy. If you're coming from the (totally legitimate) place where THE NEXT GENERATION and it's progeny are the "true" STAR TREK, well... firstly I'm always interested to hear how that squares with the now widely-understood revelations that TNG was only able to flourish creatively when other writers and producers were able to wrest control away from Roddenberry. But beyond that, I "get" where this looks like a total pass for you.
 
Found it! “Africa is a beautiful country with a rich and storied history.” Go to 2:35 or thereabouts (on mobile and can’t do bookmarked link):


I haven’t watched any further but holy shit, he’s made some ill-advised comments about Mexicans and black people already.

ETA: I watched it and he fantasizes about lesbian pussy eating and leers at Rachel Weisz’s tits, then says the fact that white people don't realize racism still exists is proof of progress or something. Let’s just say TalkieBob 2020 would rip TalkieBob 2008 to shreds for this and call him a racist subhuman.
Dare I say... Based.

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dat comment section
I've copied all of Bob's comments I could find partly because they're funny and partly to show that he's always been a horrible writer.
To get them in some sort of order I had to sort them by date so you'll need to read this screen grabs in reverse order. Another problem is that most of these were posted in the original version of Youtube so there wasn't a direct reply function, meaning it's difficult to figure out who he was replying to. It might also be the case that the person that Bob is replying to either deleted their comment or, more likely, got yeeted off the site.

Bob used to love him some Khazar milkers.
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In 2009 Bob had figured out the difference between a Jew and those that follow Judaism. If only we had listened smh
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You've heard of beer muscles? Bob gets booze brain.
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Is this the real reason Bob still makes $3k a month in neet bucks and has a job? *X-files theme plays on a shofar*
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Anita read this and thought "That's a good point! I'll be sure to say that in the video I'll make in 2017!"
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The FPS menace is contained...for now...
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Japan known for their funny ethnic quirks like vending machines and used panties auctions!
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Bob, I mean this sincerely, I wish back then that you would've worked on yourself, found a nice girl (Jew, Asian, or otherwise), and wed and bed her.
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Not quite too sure RE4 but it's clear that Bob never played RE5 as there is a section of the game where you fight literal Ooga Booga headhunters. I would also play the shit out of a RE4 style game where Leon had to go fight border hoping zombies. Fuggin based!
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They're putting Las Plagus into the water and turning the frikin Africans gay!
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This is a safe space where I get to use the slurs!
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lol
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