Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Robert even went ahead and reported this Spetsnaz guy to the authorities?

For what? We all know Robert tends to exaggerate whatever happens to be harassment to him, but I don't recall John Spetsnaz besides the Lindsay e-mail. Anyone has any info on what happened?
 
Bob basically claims he’s a moral nihilist/relativist, but then says there are objectively “good” or “bad”. He says shit like this because he doesn’t “do philosophy”, he literally just doesn’t think about stuff, and has no idea what he’s saying or its implications. That would require actual knowledge about the world.
What's more, Bobby notoriously claims that evil and ignorance are one and the same. If morality were a fable, then he has to admit that knowledge is a fable too.

(Which to be fair isn't alien to SJW thought.)

Do his patrons not care if he views them as degenerate subhumans if they disagree with him?
Patreon only care about the amount of money that goes through their doors; unless the "creator" is doing illegal things they won't give a fuck.

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New show from Chris (23 minutes) He thinks he can monetize his life history, and we learn what made the Chippa is exactly what made MovieBob: ultra-mainstream Hollywood pap. Rated 0 for effort.

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Never mind the celluite; Bobby has for a moment got rid of his Rooster Stare and that's must count as progress.
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While the war against Neoliberalism is done for, Civil War 2.0 wages on:
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Random sociopathy:
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"...politically-illiterate drooling-morons who don't know what left and right actually mean."
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Although he doesn't admit it, Bobby has more in common with Peter Coffin than he realizes. They both recognize leftism is a consumer identity, and that this is a feature, not a bug.
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Leftists need leftist cartoons, leftist video games, leftist blockbusters, you name it. Isn't that great for Capitalism?

Forget the idea that only farmer and coal miners are obsolete ghouls! Owners of mom-and-pop stores are ghouls too because they impede the conquest of Amazon!
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I wonder what Bobby thinks of neighborhood comic-book stores, are they lighthouses for cultural elites or evil douches who "owns a dealership"?

#BLM and Anime: two foul tastes that go fouler together:
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More John Spetsnaz:
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So Bob is an "anti-Chinese racist" now? This game of telephone has to stop because these yahoos just give Bobby more ammunition.
 
Sometimes you have to wonder if death is too good for him and he needs to live longer to suffer more.
He'll go to Hell when he dies; he's living in Hell as we speak, so there's really no difference as far as Bobby himself is concerned.
The difference is that a living Bobby would give us more entertainment. Bobby is, as all cows, our Scheherazade.
 
I'm certainly not the most well-versed in Cinema Robert, but it fucking blows my mind that he's pulling 3500+ a month from Patreon. How could a man with such a maligned reputation have enough simps to support him and his degenerate lifestyle in his mom's basement apartment?

Do his patrons not care if he views them as degenerate subhumans if they disagree with him?
First, I'd like to point out that Bob actually has fans who still like him and who simp for him on Twitter, probably because they're as bad as he is.
However, most of his patrons are likely holdovers from his early days on YouTube, before he spiraled out of control. Ever since Covid and the riots hit, people have been tightening their belts and cutting unnecessary costs. This has led to a growing number of them discovering that few costs are more unnecessary than donating to a fat NEET whose entire life consists of shrieking on Twitter.
The ones who have yet to cut the cord are probably just unaware. A dollar here and there is easy to miss, after all.
 
Random sociopathy:
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Poor Robert! Someone's been bullying him:
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What was the tweet that forced Robert to address this "John Spetsnaz"? An (allegedly edited) screenshot of Lindsay Ellis saying she wants nothing to do with him:
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Who knew acting like a despicable piece of shit 24/7 for at least the last six years might provoke some blowback?
"I want 100 million people to suffer so badly they wish rioters burning down their homes every night was all they had worry about."
"Why are people mean to me? Why don't people like me?"

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I wonder what Bobby thinks of neighborhood comic-book stores, are they lighthouses for cultural elites or evil douches who "owns a dealership"?
Well friendo, that depends on if some peaceful protesters burned said neighborhood comic-book store to the ground and the owner had the infernal gall to express displeasure about it. Robert is apparently going all in on, "Indiscriminate property destruction is good, ackchyually."
 
New show from Chris (23 minutes) He thinks he can monetize his life history, and we learn what made the Chippa is exactly what made MovieBob: ultra-mainstream Hollywood pap. Rated 0 for effort.
Bob's narcissism must have rubbed off on Chris. Does the public at large really need to know his life story? Fuck no. That song is somewhat catchy though.
He looks like a trailer park lost their local idiot.
What I wouldn't give to see these guys beat the shit out of Bob...
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"I want 100 million people to suffer so badly they wish rioters burning down their homes every night was all they had worry about."
"Why are people mean to me? Why don't people like me?"


Well friendo, that depends on if some peaceful protesters burned said neighborhood comic-book store to the ground and the owner had the infernal gall to express displeasure about it. Robert is apparently going all in on, "Indiscriminate property destruction is good, ackchyually."

Hunh. So Blobbo hates small business owners because he thinks they're Trump voters? Funny, but in that Regg Inkagnedo stream covering the initial riots in Minneapolis, I didn't see many white business owners wearing Trump hats. What I did see were a lot of newly arrived immigrants getting their stores looted while they stood by, crying about the fact that they had no insurance to cover the damage. What I did see were a lot of pharmacies and grocery stores getting burned down. Where's an 80 year old black grandma going to get her heart medication now, Blobbo? There's literally no one around to sell it to her. The looters also thoughtfully burned down some recently built low income housing, but I'm guessing all of the poor people who were going to live in it were all Trump voters who deserved it, right?

The sad thing is, this isn't even the worst thing that Bob has said. Bob's wrath even extends to the children of his enemies and he's expressed his desire to see the children of Trump supporters die. I know that getting assmad at Bob is pointless because he's a narcissist whose internal misery drives him to become more and more awful with each passing day, but it seems that every time you think he can't get more offensive, he raises the bar and hoists his blubbery mass over it with the speed and ease of a gazelle. Even the Buddha has got to be tapping his watch and saying to himself "Ok Karma, where the fuck are you? Smite this guy already!"
 
I'm certainly not the most well-versed in Cinema Robert, but it fucking blows my mind that he's pulling 3500+ a month from Patreon. How could a man with such a maligned reputation have enough simps to support him and his degenerate lifestyle in his mom's basement apartment?

Do his patrons not care if he views them as degenerate subhumans if they disagree with him?

Like @Sexy Senior Citizen pointed out, most of his patrons are probably from his early 2010's heyday at The Escapist who haven't had a chance to check their bank statements and the rest are either beoliberal scumbags like him or leftist scumbags who might hate Bob as a person but love Marvel and Nintendo and support him to "trigger the chuds, own the chuds" or some other dumb reason
 
Hunh. So Blobbo hates small business owners because he thinks they're Trump voters? Funny, but in that Regg Inkagnedo stream covering the initial riots in Minneapolis, I didn't see many white business owners wearing Trump hats. What I did see were a lot of newly arrived immigrants getting their stores looted while they stood by, crying about the fact that they had no insurance to cover the damage. What I did see were a lot of pharmacies and grocery stores getting burned down. Where's an 80 year old black grandma going to get her heart medication now, Blobbo? There's literally no one around to sell it to her. The looters also thoughtfully burned down some recently built low income housing, but I'm guessing all of the poor people who were going to live in it were all Trump voters who deserved it, right?

The sad thing is, this isn't even the worst thing that Bob has said. Bob's wrath even extends to the children of his enemies and he's expressed his desire to see the children of Trump supporters die. I know that getting assmad at Bob is pointless because he's a narcissist whose internal misery drives him to become more and more awful with each passing day, but it seems that every time you think he can't get more offensive, he raises the bar and hoists his blubbery mass over it with the speed and ease of a gazelle. Even the Buddha has got to be tapping his watch and saying to himself "Ok Karma, where the fuck are you? Smite this guy already!"
Bob's "Karma" is coming in 60 or so days.
Not that Bob and the other sociopaths like him will ever accept the blame.
Bob will just shriek about how the Obsolete have stolen his Superior Future from him once again and cucked him of his immortal robot body.
 
I'm certainly not the most well-versed in Cinema Robert, but it fucking blows my mind that he's pulling 3500+ a month from Patreon. How could a man with such a maligned reputation have enough simps to support him and his degenerate lifestyle in his mom's basement apartment?

Do his patrons not care if he views them as degenerate subhumans if they disagree with him?
If memory serves right there was a screenshot somewhere showing how a huge chunk of it (about 50%) is coming from a single source.
It wasn't confirmed if he was sending himself money, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was and is the case.
 
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