Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob, once again reminding you that most people are evil or stupid, unlike him.

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And unlike those Europeans, who have never had a war or done anything bad, ever.

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Reminder that Billy-Bob genuinely believes that his duty, as dictated by the sword of light that Miyamoto granted to him, is to stop what he sees as evil. No matter the cost, no matter what method.

What's that? That sounds fucking insane and exactly the type of shit that a villain in a show or setting would act like? And this alcoholic manchild has produced nothing of value and struggles to get 10k views now, thus making him a part of the lot to be slaughtered by his own definition?

Ignore that, ignore all of that.
 
Couple things:

1. I thought Contrapoints yeeted himself off the internet because of terfs or some malarkey?
2. Could've just stopped at "imagine being a woman" :hah:
3. What does Bob mean by this?
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I'd still hit it.
 
Bob, once again reminding you that most people are evil or stupid, unlike him.

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Man it’s really hard to make fun of John with his spergery when Bob makes this sort of stuff. He’s like your average radical that can’t go anywhere, but he just says what they all think.
as an "enlighten" European, eurovision is a joke. We still hate each other guts but we don't fight each other as it is too costly.
I also notice that Bob rt his own goddamn tweets after 12 hours. who do things like that?!
Bob the Prophet wants to enlighten the ignorant masses with his great big knowledge of pop-culture and quick wiki-diving on anything.
 
Couple things:

1. I thought Contrapoints yeeted himself off the internet because of terfs or some malarkey?
2. Could've just stopped at "imagine being a woman" :hah:
3. What does Bob mean by this?
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I'd still hit it.
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Imagine pretending you believe internet pranks so you can give your little burns against the patriarchy... or is Nyk so high on... (what is she doing now, fentanyl?) that she believes this idiocy.

And Robert had to re-tweet because he hasn't met his yas-Queen quota for last week, so he is making it up.

I hope the "girlfriend" is getting a nice cut from the money this idiot is making. It sure sucks you didn't get that acting part you wanted and got stuck with this shit.
 
Believe it or not I just made that account to follow jreg twitter accounts. I don’t really care about politics or appearing “reasonable”. In fact if people think I’m a psyop, that’s pretty cool. I’m very much interested in how society is “post-truth”. Call me a proto-Bob all you like, I try not to take it too seriously.

I designed the account to look fake cause I think its funny.
 
I know “dbl post” but see what am I supposed to do....he started it....

I actually follow “yungneocon” and I didnt even know they had ever interacted before, but they have a few times over the last few years. The guy is a post-leftist/anarchist (he once called bob “bobert”). He hangs around Marxist-Leninists, actual Stalinists and Maoists, accelerationists and anti-civ/anprims. Like, people who actually want to abolish technology and like, farming. Why does Bob even engage? He’s too dumb and poorly-read to understand that yung hates people like Bob. Bob has an 80 year old Trump voter’s knowledge of political philosophy and theory. The tweet never discusses “evil” or “stupid”, and Bob is too ignorant to know “leftists” doesn’t refer to people like Bob. Which, like, is fine. No one is required to read theory. But the world doesn’t benefit from Bob’s “takes-from-the sixth-grade“ political theory.
 
Bob, for all his intellectual posturing, is mentally on the level of people who drink fish tank cleaner because it contains hydroxychloroquine.
All vaccines (and all medicine, to a degree) contain some amount of poison. However, the dosage of poison is carefully controlled to perk up the body's immune system, and not kill the patient outright. As an example, the metal mercury is used to in nasal spray and eye drops; does that mean we should crack open a mercury thermometer and pour it in our eyes? Of course not.
Of course, there's always the distinct possibility that Bob knows exactly what he's talking about and wants Ben to chug a beaker of poison and then livestream it for Bob's demented amusement.
 
Robert on why Trump wants to re-open the Economy (the answer will not shock you):
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Bob criticizes middle America being only concerned with going to chain restaurants to stuff their faces while he is angry at Trump and his supporters for denying him the chance to go to movie theater's to watch the film equivalent of fast food/ chain restaurant food and go to baricades to drink himself into an alcohol coma. Which is fatter or blacker, the pot or the kettle?
 
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That's... kind of how vaccines work. (let's see how many med/bio nerds I trigger)

Also if Ben's wife is a doctor, there's a fair chance he's already been exposed to it - probably while sexing her up which given his offspring count to yours, means he's winning at evolution more than you are.

That should be Bob's official title: "Loser at Evolution."
 
Couple things:

1. I thought Contrapoints yeeted himself off the internet because of terfs or some malarkey?
2. Could've just stopped at "imagine being a woman" :hah:
3. What does Bob mean by this?
I don't need to imagine being a woman to feel that it must suck to be on the receiving end of this prank, but then Nick Parrott is an autogynephile and would imagine being a woman every waking hour.

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Who the flying fuck is Chadwick Boseman anyway? Never heard of him at all before last week.

If you want more of Chris discussing ultra-mainstream movies, you have to pledge at least $2 a month.
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Although it might be worthwhile to learn how Chris became a wigger:
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Meanwhile Bobby is still not seeing Tenet.
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"Paint them red district by district"
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Hope doesn't build the future either: expertise does.

Biden is too soft for Bobby because he condemns Looters and arsonists. Bobby also believes that Trump was goading rioters to riot -- and he think only MAGA ghouls subscribes to conspiracy theory.
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But I agree with Bobby in that Trump has done nothing at all putting Looter in their place.

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Trump's campaign also emphasizes "stability" and "return to stability"; Biden is not special.

Bob has a new definition for "eugenics":
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I won't get into the debate of who is more or less "worthy of being alive" except to point out the obvious fact that it is harder -- and more expensive -- to keep someone with chronic diseases alive.

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Except medicine doesn't work as Bobby imagines. Consider a fictitious example: Anne has osteoarthritis of her knees, which causes her to limp and occasionally trip and fall. Unfortunately, in one such falls she hit her head on the curb and died because of cerebral hemorrhage. She would not have died if she doesn't have osteorarthritis of the knees, but the coroner report will not put down "osteoarthritis" as her "cause of death". Forensics distinguishes between "the cause of death" (the condition that is believed to have directly led to the death) and "the mode of death" (all other relevant medical conditions in the deceased which are believed to be contributory to his death). Covid is likely to be the mode of death rather than it cause in many cases.

Angry about apostasy. I don't have the time to go through the article.
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Like clockwork...
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"Natural selection is effective", you don't say Bob!

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Bobby can't tell a syringe from a needle.
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"that "farm in the middle of nowhere" in the U.S. has about the same odds of being a drug lab as a condemned building in downtown metro", yet discarded needles are only found in the streets of San Fran and not Montana. Riddle me that!

Not even Dem women are immune to Bobby's misogynistic scrutiny on what they wear:
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Suddenly Bobby thinks flying cars, the icon of Superior Future, are "impractical and inefficient for the middle class" -- because someone who claims to be a Fox News intern thinks they're cool:
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Can we presume Bobby no longer holds grudge about mayo ghouls having supposedly "stole" his jet-pack?

Today's episode of Bobby's Angels: The Abortion Chick revealed herself to be a weed fiend:
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"I don't want to give you money because you'll use the money to do harmful things" sounds perfectly valid to me.

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"I'm so poor but I must have food delivered to my doorstep" must be a common refrain of lolcows.

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Zach Antolek:
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Ellie Troon on Fury Road. I have no intention of seeing the film but I suspect he has a good point. As for Bobby's spiel, I don't understand a word and I suspect neither does Ellie Troon:
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More movies about empowered women fighting misogynists:
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Skyrim is bad because the Empire put children in cages and the Nords are literal Nazis:
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Let's end today's update with a minute of solemn silence, as the woke crowd cultivate a new generation of Consoomers:
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Meanwhile Bobby is still not seeing Tenet.
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Y'know, Bob, if you weren't in such abhorrent physical condition, you could actually go outside and do things without being deathly afraid of catching the Wu Flu. You could even--gasp--do your supposed job!

Being a healthy skeleton myself, I'll do his job for him, for free no less.
Tenet was...confusing. I'm no mouthbreather and I generally don't have a problem with following a movie's plot, but this one's probably going to take another viewing or two before I can fully digest what I saw. It's mostly due to trying to keep your brain wrapped around the rules of the world and what you're seeing on the screen.

I'll go into some additional plot spoilers below, so don't click if you care about that:
So apparently at some point in the future, a method is devised to reverse an object's entropy, effectively sending it backward through time; this method is called "inversion." Some scientist woman extends this concept and creates "the Algorithm," a device (I think?) to invert the entire planet. But she realizes that this would probably straight-up destroy the whole earth, so rather than delete fucking everything, she decides to invert the Algorithm itself and send it backward through time so that no one will be able to use it. I think. Or maybe it's the future dicks who sent it back. I'm still a little fuzzy on all this, the explanation went by very quickly.

Anyway, some dicks in the future decide that they're gonna fuck up past Earth with the Algorithm because apparently the future world sucks and is all polluted and shit, so they want revenge on the past for making their present shit. There's no telling whether this will end up causing future Earth to cease to exist (grandfather paradox), but apparently they either think it'll be fine or they just don't care. Fuck if I know.

So the future dicks send a bunch of gold back in time to Russia just after the Soviet Union collapses, and they recruit a kid who finds it to recover the Algorithm for them. This kid becomes an arms dealer, Sator (Kenneth Branagh) who uses the inverted supplies sent back in time to construct "turnstiles," machines that can invert anything that goes into them. By the time of the movie he already has most of the pieces, just needing a couple more.

The movie begins with the Protagonist (John David Washington) stumbling upon a piece of the Algorithm during a mission, but the mission goes wrong and he tries to commit suicide by cyanide pill. The pill's a fake, he gets rescued, and he's recruited into the shadowy organization Tenet. He learns about inversion and investigates the source of some inverted bullets, teaming up with Neil (Robert Pattinson) to find out who's working with the future dicks.

A lot of stuff happens along the way, but the gist of it is that they find out Sator's behind it all, and that he intends on activating the Algorithm at the same time as he commits suicide (he has pancreatic cancer and also it's revenge on his wife Kat (Elizabeth Debicki) for trying to flee with her son). A big battle scene is the climax of the film, and the Protagonist and Neil manage to disarm the Algorithm and save the day, while Kat kills Sator and gets her revenge on him.

In the end, it turns out that a future version of the Protagonist is the leader of Tenet, and he recruits Neil in the future to help the past version of himself in stopping Sator's plan. Neil realizes that an inverted version of himself died in the process of helping the Protagonist just before the Algorithm was set to activate, so he leaves to meet his fate in a bittersweet moment. The movie ends with the Protagonist saving Kat's life when others were attempting to kill her for knowing too much about everything.

There's a lot I'm leaving out, but that's just how dense the plot is. I had to look up a plot summary on Wikipedia to write most of this, and I'm still not sure about a lot.
Visually, it's a beautiful movie, and I'll be very interested in behind-the-scenes stuff about how they pulled off some of the more complicated shots in the film. In particular, the 747 crashing into the building is an incredible sequence, and well worth the price of admission when you realize that they actually did that. All of the inverted fight scenes were mind-boggling but stunning to watch. A variety of incredible locations make it a real globetrotting adventure.

Cast was great, John David Washington and Robert Pattinson were excellent leads that played off each other well. The score was engaging, although I wonder how it might have turned out if Hans Zimmer hadn't passed on this to do the Dune score.

Overall, definitely a movie you'll want to see on the big screen, but it's not something you can turn your brain off for. There's a lot of movie and a lot of runtime, and you're gonna need to pay attention if you don't want to end up wholly lost (and even then, you still might).
I should be better than this, but I still derive some sort of perverse glee that Bobby is gonna miss out on a movie that truly deserves to be seen on the big screen, all because the lardass couldn't help but eat himself into the betus.
 
Skyrim is bad because the Empire put children in cages and the Nords are literal Nazis:
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This fucking tard. You're not being executed for crossing the border in Skyrim, you're executed on suspicion of being a terrorist because you crossed the border during a Stormcloak ambush, and the Empire mistakenly thinks you were part of it. This is explained in the first five minutes of the game.

The Empire BARELY tolerates the Nazis (the Thalmor, who to be fair, ARE deliberately modeled after Nazis) due to an uneasy military balance of power. LITERALLY EVERYONE hates the Thalmor High Elves, including regular High Elves. Whether the Stormcloaks or the Empire win the civil war, there's every indication that the winner will be bringing the fight to the Thalmor very, very soon, because the Thalmor are assholes.

And the entire point of the civil war is that there is no "good guy". Both the Empire and the Stormcloaks have a legitimate point, but also have their problems. You could probably say that the Empire represents pragmatism while the Stormcloaks represent principle, but even that isn't always clear cut. Sorry the bad guys and good guys didn't wear color coded black and white hats so you knew who to root for.

I have never been so convinced that these people have never even played the games they complain about.
 
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