Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

You got to hand it to Gamergate, a nothing in history about women scamming paypigs, and to this day you have spergs all across the world believing that not only did it cause Trump to get elected but apparently was the greatest culture war in American history.

To this day, if you listen at night, you can hear the howling ghosts of a thousand fat trannys and gamers fighting on the internet battlefields.

If civil war 2 does break out in America, I can't wait for the history books to blame it on gamergate.

 

[BScCollateral]

You think Bob would be down for a gritty Thomas The Tank Engine reboot?

Pretty sure that's been done.

Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb

 

[Absolutego]

The answer to this and any other question like this is the following: Bob has no opinions of his own. He waits for what the prevailing opinion of the people whose boots he licks turns out to be, eats an entire thesaurus, then shits out word salad about it about a week after everyone else has stopped giving a damn.

If Bob was as much of a mindless follower as you purport, he wouldn't be nearly as interesting of a lolcow. He would've dropped the pro-eugenics Superior Future beliefs and turned into a lefty version of the Quartering sometime around 2013 if he was just regurgitating ingroup opinions.

Bob definitely tries to pander to the clique he wants to join, but that being an act, not his actual beliefs, is why he takes a week to drop his hot take after frying his brain trying to twist their rhetoric into something he can support.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

What's a cat fight between trannys called?

Two men enter, one man leaves.

2014? But what happened in 2014?

I'm amazed no one has tried to make a documentary on the Autism Holy War. Just interview both sides and play it totally straight except for one or two questions and blow all parties involved out in editing. You'd have Neckbeard Borat.

 

[BubbleButt]

If Bob was as much of a mindless follower as you purport, he wouldn't be nearly as interesting of a lolcow.

It was more regarding his opinions on pop-culture.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

You think Bob would be down for a gritty Thomas The Tank Engine reboot?

Like have the trains be Eldritch horrors that are the embodiment of the souls of sinners that come from the sea and must be encased in their choo-choo metal prisons via blood rituals?

I'm down for it as long as Sir Top Hat is a mutilated caricature of George Carlin who speaks with distorted audio from his albums. No disrespect to Carlin but if you're going to do a grimdark reboot of a children's show you have to include a tribute to its narrator who once had several comedy bits making fun of society as a whole.

Bob's not much for the horror aesthetic, even his October-themed Schlocktober series was about B movies instead of horror flicks. If it was too grimdark he'd probably think it's meant to appeal to the Snyder Bros and would hate it on principle. Any prospective nostalgia reboot has to very carefully thread a line to appeal to Bob, where the visual aesthetic is live action/real enough that it doesn't trigger his insecurities about watching an adaptation of children's media, but it isn't visibly "adult" enough to trigger him.

Ok from that description it sounds like Bob would claim the 1950s version of The Fly would be a better movie the the 80s Cronenberg version. He really cannot handle anything more complex or thought provoking than Mario games, the most basic watered down Hollywood gruel, or whatever Roger Corman had to throw together with a million dollar budget and whatever his interns could fish out of the studio dumpster.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I'm down for it as long as Sir Top Hat is a mutilated caricature of George Carlin who speaks with distorted audio from his albums. No disrespect to Carlin but if you're going to do a grimdark reboot of a children's show you have to include a tribute to its narrator who once had several comedy bits making fun of society as a whole.

I think you're confusing shows. Carlin played Mr. Conductor in Shining Time Station which featured Thomas shorts played during the episode. Sir Topham Hatt was not voiced by Carlin.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I think you're confusing shows. Carlin played Mr. Conductor in Shining Time Station which featured Thomas shorts played during the episode. Sir Topham Hatt was not voiced by Carlin.

OK you're right. I haven't seen the show since I was 10 and for some reason thought Carlin was the narrator for the US version. I knew he was involved in the show and thought it would fit in with a grimdark reboot to have him show up as a human character as some kind of abomination.

 

[Marissa Moira]

OK you're right. I haven't seen the show since I was 10 and for some reason thought Carlin was the narrator for the US version. I knew he was involved in the show and thought it would fit in with a grimdark reboot to have him show up as a human character as some kind of abomination.

There's a bunch of weird ass shows both national and regional from that era, where they repackaged stuff like Max Fleischer animations and Loony Tunes into a half hour or hour variety show for kids.

Most of this stuff doesn't even exist on youtube or even have physical releases and the master copies are all gone.

Considering that Super mario Super Show was usually thrown into the mix either before or after these types of shows, Bob would have probably seen them. If anything he could probably do a show on lost media, but that would require not drinking and getting up out of bed.

Since normies have chased the real nerds out of things they're starting to integrate into shit from the early 1900's to the 1950's. So nerds are getting back into Zorro, Phantom, the Shadow, and old radio shows that have gone missing but old recordings have been recently found.

There's apparently even merch coming that features Yellow Kid. Yellow Kid doesn't even have Funko Pop he's that old a character.

 

[The tired cat]

I'm amazed no one has tried to make a documentary on the Autism Holy War. Just interview both sides and play it totally straight except for one or two questions and blow all parties involved out in editing. You'd have Neckbeard Borat.

I think that's the issue, you can easily find all the sad languid bastards who still simmer and fume over GG. But their "enemies"? Those people have long moved on and stopped giving a shit.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I think that's the issue, you can easily find all the sad languid bastards who still simmer and fume over GG. But their "enemies"? Those people have long moved on and stopped giving a shit.

Kind of hard to find big “figures” of GG who still gives a shit about it. I can’t remember if Sargon was one and if he is the exception of moving on.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I think that's the issue, you can easily find all the sad languid bastards who still simmer and fume over GG. But their "enemies"? Those people have long moved on and stopped giving a shit.

Kind of hard to find big “figures” of GG who still gives a shit about it. I can’t remember if Sargon was one and if he is the exception of moving on.

It's not even a matter of them not caring. Even if they did, they wouldn't do a documentary because it would ultimately paint them all in a bad light. Even if the people making it were objectively neutral, people on both sides of it would ultimately have to answer for their crimes during their interviews. Anyone who chooses to participate would have nothing to gain from it.

What's Zoe Quinn going to have to say about all of her behavior? The initial allegations, CON and it's leaks, her continued grifting, the fact that she drove a man to kill himself last year. What's Dan Olson going to have to say about the 8Chan drama? What's SecretGamerGirl going to do when they have to get in front of a camera and prove once again despite their claims of it not being true that they are in fact Jake Alley?

The pro-Gamergate side has the same issues. Jim, one of the most important figures in launching the campaign, doesn't want his identity revealed. He would immediately dissociate from the Gamergate side. Sargon would have to answer for all his drama and behavior. Especially the drama with Jim. MundaneMatt would have to talk about being a false-flagger while complaining about Quinn doing it to him. There would be an entire river of shit that the documentarians would have to wade through when discussing Ethan Ralph and Ian Miles Cheong.

Above all else, every single person would have to reach the true conclusion about what Gamergate actually was: a meaningless flame war that a bunch of autists took way too fucking seriously.

 

[Judge Dredd]

If you somehow could get all the GG figures in front of the camera, I don't know how much value you'd get out of it since many of them would lie. Iirc Jim was pro-GG right up until the moment that he tried to use them as his personal army. When they told him to fuck off he threw a tantrum and claimed he was playing both sides. The guy who ran Kotaku In Action had a similar change of heart.

Even if you somehow could get a documentary made, who would show it? Mainstream media isn't going to allow anything that paints them in a bad light. Netflix and other streaming services could be an option, but unlikely due to how much they banked on woke.

The actual story of GG isn't that interesting. An affair between a journalist and an attention seeker, an attempt to cover it up leading to game journo corruption being exposed, and finally an e-mail campaign that caused them to bleed money. In contrast, the drama surrounding it like people standing by SarahNyberg or Moviebob sperging so hard he lost his job are far more interesting.

 

[cypocryphy]

If Bob was as much of a mindless follower as you purport, he wouldn't be nearly as interesting of a lolcow. He would've dropped the pro-eugenics Superior Future beliefs and turned into a lefty version of the Quartering sometime around 2013 if he was just regurgitating ingroup opinions.

Bob definitely tries to pander to the clique he wants to join, but that being an act, not his actual beliefs, is why he takes a week to drop his hot take after frying his brain trying to twist their rhetoric into something he can support.

He's mindless when it comes to his opinions on movies, TV shows, and video games. That's where he awaits the approval of his twitter masters.

 

[Positron]

The biggest achievement of Obama bar none was to prevent Hillary Rodham from becoming president. If Bobby begrudges Trump for having canceled his jet pack and Moon wheat, he should be equally angry with Obama.

Consoom:


Let's skip ahead a bit:

Now you know where your Patreon money has gone to.

+ + + +
Mulan review. 8 minutes:

Yet he claims he like his movies toxic and masculine:


The screen he describes is literally in Mulan. And Bobby is predictably seething because people laugh at it!


Someone is crazy enough to think that a biopic of an annoying, autistic Swedish puppet is going to sell. I'm as confused as Bobby:




I don't know what does Khaled mean by "scale"; perhaps he means these are fringe ideas that have no sympathizers beyond the nutty fringe. But Bobby doesn't care; he only cares for his dreams of revenge, necks crushed between AOC's cleavage.

Bobby yearns for Superior Future because he is tired of having to deal with "tools"

He doesn't need to deal with "tools" once he is dead.

We cannot let cops unionize, because it will stop Superior Future from materializing:


Dumb blue checkmarks circle-jerking:



No fucking idea with this one.

+ + + +
Bobby talks about a TV show. No idea:


He sympathizes with Syndrome in The Incredibles, while Tomorrowland depends on a rainbow of benevolent technological overtroons to work.


Having emptied out his seminal vesicles didn't make Bobby feel better one bit. Here he is picking up a petty fight with rando:


"Before I block you, please do something with your life."


Christopher Nolan is too high-brow for Bob:


Bobby thinks people not into mindless consoomerism as "boring" and stuck-up...


... and then he was tasked with defending his precious Disney:

Five-word summary of Bobby's rant: Boomers had taste; millennials don't.

Random-asshat humor:


Now he is shilling Nick Parrott without a pretext:



I'm sure he has a full suite of marine survivalist skills.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Mulan review. 8 minutes:

Yet he claims he like his movies toxic and masculine:
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The screen he describes is literally in Mulan. And Bobby is predictably seething because people laugh at it!
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Bob admitted how much of a brainlet he is for his reasoning for liking live action Mulan, I have a feeling the original was too complicated for him since Mulan wasn't born strong already unlike the "grounded" remake where she has fucking chi and never worked.

 

[Positron]

Bob admitted how much of a brainlet he is for his reasoning for liking live action Mulan, I have a feeling the original was too complicated for him since Mulan wasn't born strong already unlike the "grounded" remake where she has fucking chi and never worked.

So she is a Rey clone? Disney is so creative.

But I guess we should be thankful that it isn't a frame-by-frame "reimagining".

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So she is a Rey clone? Disney is so creative.

But I guess we should be thankful that it isn't a frame-by-frame "reimagining".

Yeah she pretty much is, she's even boring and emotionless like her.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Mulan is really bad. It’s soulless. A poorly executed abomination.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]