Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Quixotic Man]

Does anyone have really good theories as to why Bob doesn't recognize himself and Chip as obsolete mayos? Besides internet tough guy syndrome and intense narcissism, of course.

 

[Flexo]

Does anyone have really good theories as to why Bob doesn't recognize himself and Chip as obsolete mayos? Besides internet tough guy syndrome and intense narcissism, of course.

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Bob never left high school and neither have his arguments.

 

[Bolo]

No, the weird flex here is to drop Yahtzee as if he is your friend when there is nothing indicating it otherwise.

Sure, it is a private issue so i can be in the wrong here, but considenring that Yahtzee never mentions Robert, and the few times Robert talks about yahtzee is when they had to hang out in some convention ,it feels really far fetched and kinda sad to see someone grasping straws in order to call someone a "friend".

And your friend never called you or did any colab with any live stream or anything? Yahtzee is a much as Robert's friend as Lindsay Ellis.

 

[NeroRisotto]

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No, the weird flex here is to drop Yahtzee as if he is your friend when there is nothing indicating it otherwise.

Sure, it is a private issue so i can be in the wrong here, but considenring that Yahtzee never mentions Robert, and the few times Robert talks about yahtzee is when they had to hang out in some convention ,it feels really far fetched and kinda sad to see someone grasping straws in other to call someone a "friend".

And your friend never called you or did any colab with any live stream or anything? Yahtzee is a much as Robert's friend as Lindsay Ellis.

The fact that Bob likes Yahtzee is weird considering Yahtzee regularly bashes Nintendo and have said un-PC things .

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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No, the weird flex here is to drop Yahtzee as if he is your friend when there is nothing indicating it otherwise.

Sure, it is a private issue so i can be in the wrong here, but considenring that Yahtzee never mentions Robert, and the few times Robert talks about yahtzee is when they had to hang out in some convention ,it feels really far fetched and kinda sad to see someone grasping straws in other to call someone a "friend".

And your friend never called you or did any colab with any live stream or anything? Yahtzee is a much as Robert's friend as Lindsay Ellis.

Bob is only bringing up Yahtzee as a way to deflect

 

[Knyttet]

but considenring that Yahtzee never mentions Robert, and the few times Robert talks about yahtzee is when they had to hang out in some convention ,it feels really far fetched and kinda sad to see someone grasping straws in other to call someone a "friend".

This is the only instance I know of where Yahtzee has mentioned Bob, aside from when they were forced to collaborate on stuff by the Escapist management.

 

[Bolo]

The fact that Bob likes Yahtzee is weird considering Yahtzee regularly bashes Nintendo and have said un-PC things .

Yahtzee wrote a book where one of the characters was a unrelenting caricature of a busy body, self-rigthous virtue-signaling cunt, and took more than just a few swipes at the very culture Robert subscribes too.

I'm sure if confronted with that, Robert would just call it joke, since it was his "friend" writing it. But if it was a self-proclaimed right wing guy, then he would have considered it hate speech.

I doubt Yahtzee is red pilled, he seems to hate politics (as anyone sane should), but he doesn't like the judmental, holier than thou, attitude that comes from Robert's clique, or should I say the clique Robert wants to be a part of.

To be clear, I don't think, or care, if Yahtzee has any beef with Robert. Sure it would be histerical if Yahtzee talked shit about the fatass, but most likely i think Yahtzee just doesn't want to have anything to do with Robert besides the bare minimum professional interaction.

Bob is only bringing up Yahtzee as a way to deflect

Funny thing is, Robert didn't have to deflect a thing. He gets dozens of messages like this regularly, but he enjoys "owning" some randos with low followers because it is all he has really.

And he thought "pwning" this guy with "Heh, Yahtzee is my friendo... friendo" when it just comes across just as sad as those guys who randomly bring up the "My girlfirend..." during conversations.

 

[None Drunk Username]

I'm waiting for Bob to sperg about the moist man now.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

MovieBob, wizard of confusing reality with entertainment!

 

[Flexo]

I'm waiting for Bob to sperg about the moist man now.

"It expresses its message against exploiting children as well as Madden speaks out against the dangers of football."

/begin clap.exe

Bravo sir, love the metaphor.

MovieBob, wizard of confusing reality with entertainment!
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Just take a minute and appreciate how psychotic Bob is. Tulsi is, as far as I can tell, someone who mostly agrees with his positions (well - set aside our memes for a minute).

Yet he HATES her with all the fire he has for any conservative woman.

Why would anyone want to be an ally with Bob? If you disagree with him a single percentage point, he'll gulag you in a heartbeat.

It's no wonder he doesn't have any friends.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Just take a minute and appreciate how psychotic Bob is. Tulsi is, as far as I can tell, someone who mostly agrees with his positions (well - set aside our memes for a minute).

Yet he HATES her with all the fire he has for any conservative woman.

Why would anyone want to be an ally with Bob? If you disagree with him a single percentage point, he'll gulag you in a heartbeat.

Bob is a virulent misogynist, one of the worst I have ever seen. Tulsi is acceptable to criticize because she took it to Kamala and the lizard queen. Given that inch he takes the mile to expel what he really thinks about the opposite sex.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is a virulent misogynist, one of the worst I have ever seen. Tulsi is acceptable to criticize because she took it to Kamala and the lizard queen. Given that inch he takes the mile to expel what he really thinks about the opposite sex.

Since he only gets his dick wet from toilet backsplash, his motivation for such hatred couldn't be clearer.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Since he only gets his dick wet from toilet backsplash, his motivation for such hatred couldn't be clearer.

No women will ever have sex with him hes too fat, toxic, manchild to attract any sane women. Hell he's so fat he can't even get a hard on from toilet water.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Just caught up with the thread, so I apologize if this is a little late. The only thing I have to say about Bob and Cuties (and I apologize if this comes off as a bit MATI) is that someone should ask Bob "If you think that Cuties is 100% kosher and the studio did nothing wrong, then would you be okay if someone made a movie like Cuties with Chris's kids in it?".

 

[Neko GF]

Bob is a virulent misogynist, one of the worst I have ever seen. Tulsi is acceptable to criticize because she took it to Kamala and the lizard queen. Given that inch he takes the mile to expel what he really thinks about the opposite sex.

Robert is a classic example of an incel who uses social justice and feminism to try and cover up his vile attitude towards women. Too bad his hatred for anyone who disagrees with him causes him to drop the mask the moment a woman disagrees with him and other Twitter tards.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Just caught up with the thread, so I apologize if this is a little late. The only thing I have to say about Bob and Cuties (and I apologize if this comes off as a bit MATI) is that someone should ask Bob "If you think that Cuties is 100% kosher and the studio did nothing wrong, then would you be okay if someone made a movie like Cuties with Chris's kids in it?".

Honestly Bob is the rare instance of a lolcow who one should be deservedly pissed at given his blatant borderline sociopathic behavior, ignorance in morality that is based on a black and white scale that is on par with how he treats High School, smug sense of unearned self-importance, blatant pseudo-intellectualism, and a very disgusting sense of hypocrisy.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob somewhat inspired me to finally delete my Twitter account today because I don't want to be an angry sperg like him.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Bob is now part of a special club:

https://twitter.com/BlackDGamer1/status/1305634504745390081

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Just caught up with the thread, so I apologize if this is a little late. The only thing I have to say about Bob and Cuties (and I apologize if this comes off as a bit MATI) is that someone should ask Bob "If you think that Cuties is 100% kosher and the studio did nothing wrong, then would you be okay if someone made a movie like Cuties with Chris's kids in it?".

Ok this is actually making me think. On one hand Bob is a mindless devote, a believer if you will, to the cult of Social Justice. That as long as the film was directed by a woman POC and all the critics say its a groundbreaking piece of art, Bob would praise it no matter what just to trigger and own the conservatives. At the same time one of the few redeeming aspects of Bob is the genuine love he shows to his family especially his niece. When Bob talks about and interacts with his niece its one of the few times he comes across as a normal person and is genuinely sweet at times.

If Chris's kids actually got involved in something like Cuties I can see a drunken Bob running off to confront the Director and Producer for taking advantage of his niece and nephew and possibly punching them in the face. As it stands since Bobs niece and nephew are not involved in child porn, Chris hopefully isn't stupid enough to whore his kids out like that, and most of the people who would ask Bob your question don't have a lot of followers or Blue Checkmarks on Twitter, Bob would brush it off making sure to insult you on the way out.

If you aren't apart of Bobs chosen elite it doesn't matter what you ask him. He will dismiss you as an unimportant nobody and let the layers of fat surrounding his brain and barely working heart block out anything he doesn't want to hear.

 

[Neko GF]

Bob is now part of a special club:

https://twitter.com/BlackDGamer1/status/1305634504745390081

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Robert has finally found a group that'll accept him.