Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Not only is Bobby a three-dimensional living human with multiple facets to his personality, he is building the next generation of three-dimensional living humans with multiple facets to their personalities too:
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Nothing pleases Creepy Uncle Bob more, apart from Cuties, than seeing his 12-year-old nephew staying the same way as he was 2.

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Is the one on the left the actress who plays Rey? I have no idea she is this fat.
 
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Not only is Bobby a three-dimensional living human with multiple facets to his personality, he is building the next generation of three-dimensional living humans with multiple facets to their personalities too:
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Nothing pleases Creepy Uncle Bob more, apart from Cuties, than seeing his 12-year-old nephew staying the same way as he was 2.

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Is the one on the left the actress who plays Rey? I have no idea she is this fat.
they're both her, though daisey ridley is trying to downplay her weight in the right image with an ill fitting suit.

Frankly I'd be doing the same if i'd acted in one of the worst shitshows of film in the last decade. I don't think she's even found work after star wars, because she probably got payed fuck you money. No royalties though, because you probably can't bleed a stone.
 
From the guy who puts quotation marks around the word person 20 times before second breakfast.
I died laughing reading this.
Then I noticed it had second breakfast instead of just breakfast and laughed even harder.

The irony is that Bob doesn't actually understand what personhood even is.
 
What is fascinating to me is that Bob, and many people like him, cannot recognize who makes up his audience on Twitter. I feel it's four groups:

1) people who agree with his hot political takes on Twitter but do not consume the actual content he created to make money. These are the people that encourage the worst behavior in Bob and he makes zero money off of. In my mind, this is the largest group that follows him.

2) more famous content creators and/or celebrities who like in group 1, align with bob's hot takes but do not consume or even promote bob's content. He once again makes zero money off of them. This is the twitter group he inexplicably cares the most for while getting the least out of. This is also the group that will kill his "career" eventually when he runs afoul of the outrage mob. Bob will instantly become black pulled to try and salvage a career where he doesn't have to get a job like a peon.

3) trolls who either directly fuck with Bob obviously or smartly encourage his worse destructive behavior. Third largest group as their numbers constantly get culled through blocks.

4) nine actual fans that consume his content and make him money. Bob used to have more, but he keeps banning them for failing his political purities check.
 
What is fascinating to me is that Bob, and many people like him, cannot recognize who makes up his audience on Twitter. I feel it's four groups:

1) people who agree with his hot political takes on Twitter but do not consume the actual content he created to make money. These are the people that encourage the worst behavior in Bob and he makes zero money off of. In my mind, this is the largest group that follows him.

2) more famous content creators and/or celebrities who like in group 1, align with bob's hot takes but do not consume or even promote bob's content. He once again makes zero money off of them. This is the twitter group he inexplicably cares the most for while getting the least out of. This is also the group that will kill his "career" eventually when he runs afoul of the outrage mob. Bob will instantly become black pulled to try and salvage a career where he doesn't have to get a job like a peon.

3) trolls who either directly fuck with Bob obviously or smartly encourage his worse destructive behavior. Third largest group as their numbers constantly get culled through blocks.

4) nine actual fans that consume his content and make him money. Bob used to have more, but he keeps banning them for failing his political purities check.
At this point it seems Bob is incapable of realizing that trying to get in "the cool kids club" (like Breadtube for instance, or trying to ingratiate himself with other creators of his political bent) doesn't translate into more NEETbux, either that or being one with the "cool kids" is more important to him than money.

I think the other problem here is Bob doesn't know who's actually giving him his NEETbux, and maybe assumes it's primarily the first two groups.
 
2) more famous content creators and/or celebrities who like in group 1, align with bob's hot takes but do not consume or even promote bob's content. He once again makes zero money off of them. This is the twitter group he inexplicably cares the most for while getting the least out of. This is also the group that will kill his "career" eventually when he runs afoul of the outrage mob. Bob will instantly become black pulled to try and salvage a career where he doesn't have to get a job like a peon.
How many of those are even left though? He seems to be too embarassing to even keep as an attack dog these days. He publically moped about how none of the other checkmarks ever interact with him or stick up for him a while ago. The only interaction he seems to get is his weekly hatefuck with Peter Coffin and the occasional mocking from people like shaun. If people like Lindsay Ellis still follow Bob I'd be extremely surprised if they haven't muted him a long time ago and just forgot he exists.
 
people who agree with his hot political takes on Twitter but do not consume the actual content he created to make money.
Got to disagree here. His political takes are extremely fringe. I doubt there are many people who agree with his demands for moon wheat and robot bodies. Let alone enough to keep his Patreon coffers full.

I think more of Bob's fanbase are Nintendo spergs. There's a thread about them here, and I can easily imagine there being a lot of them that subscribe to his idiotic "nerd culture" takes like console wars being his Vietnam or Call of Duty being 9/11 revenge simulators.

Microsoft bought Bethesda recently, and the Nintendo community that were screaming how Skyrim was a killer app for the Switch are now saying it was never good. The same community who loved Bayonetta 2, only to turn around and call it trash because Bayonetta 1 got a PC port. This sounds 100% like Bob saying he loved The Dark Knight, only to change his mind when jocks started to like it.
 
I saved the most frighening tweet for last. Ladies and gentlemen: this is the kind of people who defends PedoBob:
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I had completely forgotten that Good Boys was even a thing. Maybe it's because the trailer and poster didn't have Jacob Tremblay rubbing his crotch in tight, polyester shorts or have him spread eagle or in any super sexualized pose?
 
I'm pretty sure Bob is suffering from mental illness. All his tweets are completely disjointed, responding to current events with unrelated false accusations, being aggressive with everybody, and compulsively tweeting nonstop. He needs to have a psychiatric evaluation.
Know who does all of those things routinely?

Boozehounds.
 
I think more of Bob's fanbase are Nintendo spergs. There's a thread about them here, and I can easily imagine there being a lot of them that subscribe to his idiotic "nerd culture" takes like console wars being his Vietnam or Call of Duty being 9/11 revenge simulators.
Pretty sure even most stupid Nintentards would think Activision did 9/11 because they don't think companies that aren't Sony, Microsoft or Nintendo - the console brands - are big enough to do that.

I can believe them to be conspiratards but Blob's on a realm of his own.
 
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