Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I will try and sum it up as briefly as possible:

In 2014 Gamergate happened, the Escapist decided to take a neutral stance and immediately the whole site was set on fire as most of the content creators were pro-feminism fags that didn't agree with the site's stance on the issue and most importantly with the then-owner Alexander Macris having a pro stance on the same issue. The aforementioned owner having to feal with a divided audience told the staff to stay quiet, take a neutral dtance or go pound sand, and as such most of the content creators quit.

The one that wouldn't keep quiet however was Bob, he wrote a couple of columns condemning the issue and mentioned the issue repeatedly on his content, which caused him to get sacked (I should note that since he was sacked in bad terms he wasn't allowed to keep the intellectual properties that he had created with Defy media such as Escape to the Movies, The Big Picture and The Game Overthinker while other people that decided to walk like Sterling got to keep theirs)

Eventually the owner of the site and most of the staff were fired by the parent company and new staff was brought in with Yahtzee pretty much being tasked with keeping the site alive by himself.

Eventually talks started for selling the site, people cite that Pitts started it but that's factually wrong, the person that was behind the idea of buying the site was Susan Arendt (Pitts wife) I tried to look up her comments in question but the entire sub-forum where she talked about buying the site back was nuked. I did manage to find her tweet about it



She promissed the following from what I can recall: "Get the site back to its' glory days by banning all Gamergate shit, giving back Moviebob the Big Picture and bringing back Extra Credits and the rest of the site's content creators."

And the rest is history. Pitts simped out for her and bought the site under Enthusiast Gaming and Bob made his triumphant return or whatever.

If you are wondering why she was interested on buying the site in the first place it's a really long history but the TL;DR is that she hated Alexander Macris for having fired her for being an authistic turbo feminist and wanted to get back to him.
The more I read about the domino effect of GG, the more I wish I could go back in time and stop Zoe Quinn from ever getting into video games.
 
At this point, Moviebob is now the new Spax; a whiny manchild who reviews things online, is (or was) featured on a stupid as hell reviewer website that's clearly just a That Guy With The Glasses ripoff, and can't even take a little bit of criticism from anyone.

Just waiting on him to start threatening to get his mom to sue people, Spax-style.
The only thing Bob will do like Spax is disappear with your content being lost to time. Only to be mentioned as oh yeah what happened to him.
 
The only thing Bob will do like Spax is disappear with your content being lost to time. Only to be mentioned as oh yeah what happened to him.
That's the deepest burn I think I've seen today. Ouch.

Honestly, the amount of "content creators" and "reviewers" in 2020 is insane. As the great Ron Burgundy himself said, the market's really saturated.
 
The more I read about the domino effect of GG, the more I wish I could go back in time and stop Zoe Quinn from ever getting into video games.
All quinn did was invertanty showing the corruption of video game journalists to the gaymers who care. Hell look at quinn and game websites they are disaprearing down the memory hole due to antagonizing your audience and people just watching lets plays on youtube to find out if the game is good instead of reading a bought and paid review.
 
That's the deepest burn I think I've seen today. Ouch.

Honestly, the amount of "content creators" and "reviewers" in 2020 is insane. As the great Ron Burgundy himself said, the market's really saturated.
Its true hell the market has always been saturated since AVGN pioneered the style. Where is his clones now?
 
This comment from Memology’s video is my favorite.
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Half your state spent their entire summer in Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont, making it so that their own state residents couldn’t go out and do anything because people from Massachusetts were sitting their typhoid-encrusted filth everywhere. At least you fucks finally are going to infest your own state again. Go on out, Bob, breath deep. These are your people.

I want Trump to tell Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont to build a wall and have Mass pay for it.

edit: sorry, my top hat got stuck. I now return you to your regularly scheduled sperging.
 
He wasn't even much of a gamer then. He admitted in the book it took him years to beat SMB3 the first time and even then he needed help, and Mario going 3D is what made him ditch Nintendo the first time so he probably secretly hates that the 'inferior' 3D games got a re-release.
It took him months to beat a 6-hour game that he calls his favorite
I'm going to keep putting Lunacy on posts like these because what the genuine fuck Bob?
 
Half your state spent their entire summer in Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont, making it so that their own state residents couldn’t go out and do anything because people from Massachusetts were sitting their typhoid-encrusted filth everywhere. At least you fucks finally are going to infest your own state again. Go on out, Bob, breath deep. These are your people.

I want Trump to tell Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont to build a wall and have Mass pay for it.

edit: sorry, my top hat got stuck. I now return you to your regularly scheduled sperging.
Don't forget about New York not the state the city.
 
Catching up as to Blobby getting shit canned again Hahahahahaha!

Blobby you know what to do and involves the business end of a shotgun.

So how long before Bob an heroes?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Bob killing himself would be the most anticlimactic way for him to go. A better end would be him raging himself into a heart attack after Trump is reelected. But in my humble opinion, the best way would be for him to dress up in his shitty cosplay and attack a Trump rally, all while screaming "IT'S A-ME, MARIO!"
The man's death should be exactly like him: big and loud.
 
So... How long before Bob realizes The Escapist was the only thing bringing him views? I assume a very large chunk of his base is going to bail and only the most HARDCORE DIAPER FURY PEDO fans or whatever that make up his small but retarded loyal fan base will hang around, but I imagine that the money will start to dry up here.

He still has the Patreon, but it will not last forever. Without The Escapist being always in the back of Bob's mind, he's going to tweet out something absurdly awful one day and just get the Lowtax treatment.
 
I only knew Bob as "that fat american leftist with dumb takes on Twitter", but I had never given his content a fair chance. Maybe it wasn't that bad and the hate he gets as a content creator is just typical internet hive mind by the kiwis.

So I watched that recent video of his, regarding Adam Sandler. Well, I tried to watch it, but I paused after a minute or so.

Why the fuck does he think it's a good idea to keep talking at maximum speed? I could not concentrate at what he was saying because he never paused between sentences. It's just a constant flow of information. It's like I'm debating Ben Shapiro, but I don't even have the chance to talk back at him.

Where the fuck did he learn this "technique"? I sincerely can't see what's the appeal in that. Does he think it makes him look smarter? That he can say big words fast with no pause? Jesus Christ.
I heard someone say he speeds it up in editing and he's not actually speaking that quickly.

Which if true, would be EVEN WORSE.
 
Its true hell the market has always been saturated since AVGN pioneered the style. Where is his clones now?
AVGN was the grandfather of all these "reviewers" suddenly going "if I just bitch and moan and yell about movies while jumping around in front of a camera, I can make money!" Then TGWTG came outta nowhere, ripped AVGN's schtick right off, and turned into a huge online business.

AVGN made money to make videos.
Channel Awesome made videos to make money. There's the difference.
 
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