Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

I suggest a new poll. After being fired twice by the same company, what will Bob’s next big fuck-up be? (I don’t have any ideas on options, his life is ruined already.)

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I suggest a new poll. After being fired twice by the same company, what will Bob’s next big fuck-up be? (I don’t have any ideas on options, his life is ruined already.)

Losing his last source of income. Aka his Patreon. Right now, his asskissers will keep him afloat for at least 3 months. But it's more a matter if he can win more fans, or start losing more at the risk of wanting to stroke his ego.

I know for a fact, his fatass doesn't think long term. Which makes the forecast of his future stacked against him.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

I suggest a new poll. After being fired twice by the same company, what will Bob’s next big fuck-up be? (I don’t have any ideas on options, his life is ruined already.)

I would ask for a poll of his biggest hits this year:
Small amount of food
Wanting Germany to invade Poland again
Him defending Cuties
Donald Trump stole my Summer and Halloween
Him attempting to go after Memology
Getting fired from the same place twice

 

[TowinKarz]

Goddamn I literally just watched this episode last night. Also had a fun time explaining Ol' W to my Zoomer girlfriend. One thing to keep in mind is that Mike Judge is the R. Kelly of piss takes. Hank Hill's politics aren't "real". He is a man who almost didn't vote over a handshake, and that clip of Reagan dying his hair is great too. Its also a great little time capsule of what we used to think and laugh at about conservatives. And Liberals. As I recall Mike Judge is a pretty left, even now. Its been kind of refreshing rewatching this.

But my point is, arguing about Hank Hills politics is full on autistic, because he is kind or a weird amalgamation of conservative punch lines.

He's an affectionate parody of a conservative, a stick-in-the-mud who gets flustered and scared by anything that doesn't look like 1950's America, from online video games to same-sex marriage. And that's it, note that Hank doesn't have a mean bone in his body, he's just a fuddy-duddy who reacts poorly to change as a concept, not to what the repercussions of it are. If he's always filled out a form with a blue pen for 30 years, giving him a black pen would cause him to freak as much as forcing him to use a tablet..... it's DIFFERENT and Hank is the ultimate creature of habit. The work-a-day Average Joe who will drink the same beer, watch the same sports and do the same job day after day until he dies. And that's how he likes it. He'd vote for Trump before he'd not vote, because he ALWAYS votes and he ALWAYS votes for the party of Reagan. His inability to deal with the world moving on and making dry rationalizations for this stubbornness is the source of relatable, but good-natured jabs, because he ultimately is not a bad person, just old fashioned and set in his ways.

Like the Simpsons' Homer, he's been Flanderized over the years so that he objects to the smallest and pettiest of things now that he used to not care about, and seems a bit nastier, but that's just because the jokes are running out after all the years... he's a study in why the "You kids get off my lawn!" guy becomes the way he does.... he'll become cantankerous one day, but never violent or loony, that's just not who he is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope one of his troon pals persuades Bob to launch an OnlyFans.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I have no idea what the following is about:
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See, this is what I meant a few pages back about typing a lot and not saying anything. This is supposed to be his two cents on a movie he had seen, but it's a incredibly jumbled-up mess. Just like @Positron, I am at a loss at what he tried to convey. It's a tossed salad of references that just pile up without linking one thing to another, mounted in a stream-of-consciousness way of conveying an idea that is supposed to be there, but just can't be found among the words, references, random thoughts and quips. Is this his idea of a clever, well-put overview of a movie? Because this looks and reads like it's mental debris put into text, pure and simple.

Worst of all, it had a average of 25 likes, and this number is only this high because the opening tweet had 83. Did all those 83 people read through that thread, and find it amusing and informative? I find it hard to believe.

Furthermore, it takes nine freaking tweets to try to drive his "point" across. As far as I'm concerned, Twitter was created with brevity in mind, but this ambulant ham has to use about three to four tweets to say something through the platform, on the very least, and often they become the cumbersome mishmash of words I described above.

 

[JustStopDude]

40 Year Old Virgin, one or two of the Scary Movies, Waiting..., and probably the closest in spirit, EuroTrip.

But it's a sad state of affairs, no doubt. Hollywood simply refuses to make movies for guys anymore.

Not Another Teen Movie is best example I can think of a good, zanny funny movie .

 

[UncleTusky]

I would ask for a poll of his biggest hits this year:
Small amount of food
Wanting Germany to invade Poland again
Him defending Cuties
Donald Trump stole my Summer and Halloween
Him attempting to go after Memology
Getting fired from the same place twice

You could preemptively add "post election spergout" to the list, we all know it's coming no matter who wins.

 

[Akira Fudo]

I would ask for a poll of his biggest hits this year:
Small amount of food
Wanting Germany to invade Poland again
Him defending Cuties
Donald Trump stole my Summer and Halloween
Him attempting to go after Memology
Getting fired from the same place twice

I know I'm late as fuck, but somebody please give me the lowdown on these two things

 

[UncleTusky]

I know I'm late as fuck, but somebody please give me the lowdown on these two things

Small amount of food was how he characterized a meal of 4 Big Macs, 2 fries, 2 hash browns, and 4 cokes

And he thought that Germany should "liberate" Poland from its democratically elected government after the socially conservative (read: anti troon) candidate was elected President over there earlier this year. And yes, he actually said "Germany". Not "the EU", not "somebody", it had to be Germany. I can't be asked to find it but he went on to say that maybe the UK should rescue us from the Donald Trump administration (nevermind that it was already coming up for election this November).

EDIT: I'm a little disappointed Null got rid of the "hash browns" word filter ,it would have made this post way funnier.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Small amount of food was how he characterized a meal of 4 Big Macs, 2 fries, 2 hash browns, and 4 cokes

And he thought that Germany should "liberate" Poland from its democratically elected government after the socially conservative (read: anti troon) candidate was elected President over there earlier this year. And yes, he actually said "Germany". Not "the EU", not "somebody", it had to be Germany. I can't be asked to find it but he went on to say that maybe the UK should rescue us from the Donald Trump administration (nevermind that it was already coming up for election this November).

EDIT: I'm a little disappointed Null got rid of the "hash browns" word filter ,it would have made this post way funnier.

Yeah, we all call Bob a Nazi but he went for the WWII Germany route and literally wants to undo the Revolution.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not Another Teen Movie is best example I can think of a good, zanny funny movie .

I haven’t seen it since it came out 24 years ago but Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood was hilarious. It would never be given the green light in today’s retarded, humor-prohibitive, woke climate.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I would ask for a poll of his biggest hits this year:
Small amount of food
Wanting Germany to invade Poland again
Him defending Cuties
Donald Trump stole my Summer and Halloween
Him attempting to go after Memology
Getting fired from the same place twice

I think it was the brigading after Memology. Angry mobs are a hazard even to the wielder.
Escapist knew that as Bob's popularity dwindles, the mob will WMD Bob and all associates.
Escapist chose to distance themselves from his shit-takes on everything popular.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I winced when Bob said his getting shit-canned was “a bummer” for him and, he imagined, for the Escapist as well. Meanwhile, they didn’t even issue the polite, cordial BS about wishing him well in his future endeavors. Lol Bob no one is bummed but you.

 

[Mola Ram]

I winced when Bob said his getting shit-canned was “a bummer” for him and, he imagined, for the Escapist as well. Meanwhile, they didn’t even issue the polite, cordial BS about wishing him well in his future endeavors. Lol Bob no one is bummed but you.

If kicking Bob to the curb was truly "a bummer" for The Escapist, they wouldn't be taking such pains to make sure everyone who asks knows that Bob is gone, done, finito, not getting a dime from them.

I think the real tell is that he's gone from that movie show with Jack Packard. If they had any desire to keep him, I think they could easily cut loose his individual shows but let him continue as a cohost for that one. Shit, they didn't even let him have a farewell episode. They know this guy is poison.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He can't even get that right! The whole point of that scene is that Homer doesn't consider it torture. He literally eats until he nearly bursts, all the while calling for more, to the point that the demons run out of donuts. Oh, but since Bob is being bullied, it's "violent torture." Give me a fucking break.

Also, Bob, if you want to pick this episode apart, Homer only beats the Devil because of his undying love for his wife. Sounds like you're pretty much fucked, huh?

Yeah, blob completely misses the point of the scene, not to mention the entire episode. He autistically equated himself being put in Homer's place, with how HE'D feel in that situation (but would being stuffed full of donuts BE horrible torture to Blob? Asking for a friend), but the whole point of pasting his face into the situation (and Drumpf's face being pasted on the demon) is the context the situation in the first place, which is, it's not SUPPOSED to be horrible torture, it's supposed to be ironic. (And a subversion of Ironic Punishments, on top of that). It's amazingly autistic that Blob, a MOVIE CRITIC, couldn't parse that out.

The one thing that Blob could honestly be portrayed with his own feelings in a screenshot repasting of his head onto homer accurate to the episode, is where Homer gloats that he's smarter than the Devil. Because That's Our Blob.

It was only technically by the fact that Homer had previously "given" his soul to Marge that the Devil couldn't take it, in the end.

But the Devil still turned Homer's head into a donut.

 

[Akira Fudo]

Small amount of food was how he characterized a meal of 4 Big Macs, 2 fries, 2 hash browns, and 4 cokes

And he thought that Germany should "liberate" Poland from its democratically elected government after the socially conservative (read: anti troon) candidate was elected President over there earlier this year. And yes, he actually said "Germany". Not "the EU", not "somebody", it had to be Germany. I can't be asked to find it but he went on to say that maybe the UK should rescue us from the Donald Trump administration (nevermind that it was already coming up for election this November).

EDIT: I'm a little disappointed Null got rid of the "hash browns" word filter ,it would have made this post way funnier.

Holy fuck.

And to think this man actually sees himself as someone who'll lead the world along with his fellow ubermensch to his "SOOPEERYAH MAHRIO FYOOCHA"

 

[Koby_Fish]

Holy fuck.

And to think this man actually sees himself as someone who'll lead the world along with his fellow ubermensch to his envisioned "SOOPEERYAH MAHRIO FYOOCHA"

In the twitter thread where Blob replies to the guy that uploaded the Blob-as-Homer-eating-all-the-donuts, a few IngSocs come to his white knight defense and one calls another guy "ableist" because "fat jokes" about the small portion of food tweet someone capped and replied to.

Of all the "disabilities", being fat is the ONLY one that has NOTHING to do with "ableism".

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

In the twitter thread where Blob replies to the guy that uploaded the Blob-as-Homer-eating-all-the-donuts, a few IngSocs come to his white knight defense and one calls another guy "ableist" because "fat jokes" about the small portion of food tweet someone capped and replied to.

Of all the "disabilities", being fat is the ONLY one that has NOTHING to do with "ableism".

Being unpleasant is a disability now! Yay!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Being unpleasant is a disability now! Yay!

TBH it's more of a disability than not being able to stop eating or whatever.