Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chad Holdenford]

I remember commenting on how he could use his free time to hone his film critic skills, however meager they are. Has Bob seen movies that normally go to the festival circuit, like the ones that usually run for the Grand Prizes in Sundance, Cannes, Berlin and such?

Hell, has he ever stopped to watch and analyze films by some of the names that cinema buffs praise, like Sergei Eisenstein, Andrei Tarkovsky, Yasujiro Ozu or Werner Herzog, just to name a few? Hell, doesn't need to go far. He could see the innovations brought by people like Orson Welles, Francis Ford Coppola and Sam Peckinpah. Anything other than the usual blockbuster fare made for laymen like me to just watch and enjoy, and not think too highly about its themes and methods.

At most I saw him criticizing Ken Loach and praising a couple of Luís Buñuel films the other day; I don't even remember why, but I recall it being a rather petty reason. It sounded more like a poor attempt at saying he does see something other than mainstream stuff churned out by the big Hollywood studios.

 

[Knyttet]

I remember commenting on how he could use his free time to hone his film critic skills, however meager they are. Has Bob seen movies that normally go to the festival circuit, like the ones that usually run for the Grand Prizes in Sundance, Cannes, Berlin and such?

Hell, has he ever stopped to watch and analyze films by some of the names that cinema buffs praise, like Sergei Eisenstein, Andrei Tarkovsky, Yasujiro Ozu or Werner Herzog, just to name a few? Hell, doesn't need to go far. He could see the innovations brought by people like Orson Welles, Francis Ford Coppola and Sam Peckinpah. Anything other than the usual blockbuster fare made for laymen like me to just watch and enjoy, and not think too highly about its themes and methods.

At most I saw him criticizing Ken Loach and praising a couple of Luís Buñuel films the other day; I don't even remember why, but I recall it being a rather petty reason. It sounded more like a poor attempt at saying he does see something other than mainstream stuff churned out by the big Hollywood studios.

He praised Blue is the Warmest Color, mostly for its hot lesbian sex scenes.

And he also praised Black Swan... Mostly for its hot lesbian sex scene.

 

[Mola Ram]

He praised Blue is the Warmest Color, mostly for its hot lesbian sex scenes.

And he also praised Black Swan... Mostly for its hot lesbian sex scene.

It's moments like this where I find Bob at his most frustrating. If he weren't such an angry asshole all the time, he could be fucking hilarious. Imagine an avant-garde film critic who looks like a potato on legs and who pounds shit booze like PBR and Mike's Hard Lemonade meticulously examining every arthouse offering just to see how steamy its lesbian scenes are, all in a thick Boston accent. You could spin comedy gold out of this.

Alas. Eugenics and hating on working folks it is.

 

[Positron]

At most I saw him criticizing Ken Loach

Bobby never commented Loach at length. He merely uses him as the punching bag for all thing "high-brow", which is bizarre.

I think he hates Loach because Loach focuses on the resilience of obsolete white ghouls in the face of societal ills.

 

[Silent Observer]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

Escape From Chipman's PedoPork

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

At most I saw him criticizing Ken Loach and praising a couple of Luís Buñuel films the other day

That's probably the most Bob has been out of his comfort zone when it comes to cinema. As well, i can say as someone that worked 4 years at movie festivals that a lot of the stuff screened is hot garbage, like documentaries about some tribe that got shafted by the spanish in south amarica or the homage to a film director by a lot of his buddies. Still, you can find many diamonds in the dirt if you have resilience and get a crapload of nice movies like Train to Busan or Dragged across Concrete or freaky stuff you watch out of curiosity like Jesus shows you the way to the highway and Liberté (this one would definetly go into Bob's favourites if he ever watches it).

Aside from that, i doubt Bob will ever set foot in a movie festival. I think the large congregation of people will be an enormous deterrent for him. Specially when said people are probably more knowledgable about cinema than him.

If he weren't such an angry asshole all the time, he could be fucking hilarious. Imagine an avant-garde film critic who looks like a potato on legs and who pounds shit booze like PBR and Mike's Hard Lemonade meticulously examining every arthouse offering just to see how steamy its lesbian scenes are, all in a thick Boston accent. You could spin comedy gold out of this.

I would pay for that. No joke. As well, have the guy joke about sexual affairs and overall fuckups and degeneracy that happened during the movie.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I’m not exaggerating when I say this: James Gunn getting fired set the MCU so far back that Disney was essentially left with no big follow up movie for end game. It would have likely premiered at some point this year or even last year had he not been canned, and with Covid restrictions, it might even be safe to say that James Gunn getting fired could result in all of the MCU collapsing.

And thanks to COVID-19 and the economical restrictions that will be created from the recession, you can maybe argue that GotG3 might be quietly canned now. If not, you can argue it’ll have budget cuts.

 

[Positron]

homage to a film director by a lot of his buddies.

Kubrick?

But I agree that the Documentary sections of most film fests are pure trash: feature-length Fake News.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Kubrick?

But I agree that the Documentary sections of most film fests are pure trash: feature-length Fake News.

Tell me about it. This year they nominated a horribly biased and outright misleading doc about the impeachment of our former president Dilma Roussef and the arrest of the other former president Lula da Silva for an Academy Award. It was directed by the daughter of the owner of one of the corporations that backed the Worker's Party corruption scheme, and had shitloads of public money thrown in as well. I think it's called Edge of Democracy in English. If you ever waste your time on this one, it should be to point out every lie and twist it contains.

Now back on topic, Bob is an idiot and it doesn't surprise me in the least that he dislikes Ken Loach for the reasons presented above. Bet that also didn't fall too good with the Breadtubers he often quarrels with. I bet if he does a movie about the struggles of immigrants in Ireland, he'll flip his opinion immediatly.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

But I agree that the Documentary sections of most film fests are pure trash: feature-length Fake News.

No fucking shit. Specially south american documentaries, which are last century news that get thrown in your face once more for 2 hours (i even saw screened a 6 hour length documentary about the holocaust, no joke). The documentaries about film directors i was talking about are even more boring, because it's people lauding some guy for 2 hours or so. It wasn't Kubrick, but it was some Hollywood hack that a lot of people clapped for. Same with another docu i saw about a Brazilian movie director, but that was more fun because he made pseudo porn movies.

Bet that also didn't fall too good with the Breadtubers he often quarrels with.

Here we all know that Bob is disliked by everyone around him except his close family. You could ask every lefty in Twitter and the opinions would go from lukewarm distancing to outright "He's a bonafide dumbass".

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Has Bob tweeted about the Hunter Biden scandal yet? Part of me is very curious as to what kind of reprehensible dribble will pour forth from his maw over this issue, but I also kind of feel like I know Bob well enough that I'd rather leave it to my imagination and not risk having a brain aneurysm.

100% authentic meth-mouth mayonnaise ghoul, but it doesn't fit his narrative at all

Holy shit, i'm cringing just from imagining that. I truly wonder who comes up with stuff like this and thinks it's a good idea.

Plus, if anything, political fundraisers have shown us it's just another way of taking advantage of the blind zealotry of the political base in order to get even more moeny.

They also tried doing a 'how do you do fellow kids' move by making an official "Biden Island" in Animal Crossing. You know Biden himself had absolutely nothing to do with that and probably doesn't even know it exists. Just from what I saw, they churned it out at the last minute. Museum is still in its original spot, probably don't even have any hybrid flowers, etc. They also didn't research the fandom very well, because they have Rodney as one of their villagers, who is widely-hated enough that there is a subreddit called /r/FuckRodney. Personally, I like Rodney; he's my little blue son and I bought him a racecar bed. I'm not voting for Biden, though.

This whole fiasco reminds me of Chris-chan and his imposter. If you are so scared that someone is going to take your physical likeness, you have already placed yourself way too high on your self esteem. Like good grief, how can you also make yourself sound so pretentious and weak in a manner such as this.

"I don't think you're a "bot." I merely think the very concerned with temperament decorum persona you're affecting feels phony - or, at least, profoundly disingenuous under the circumstances."

What the actual hell does that mean??? You try your hardest to be intelligent and yet you almost say nothing at all!
I can just picture this dude flipping through a dictionary on each tweet, hunched over, trying to find the biggest words, and then, with bated breath and sweaty throbbing thumbs, sending it. Then He rises-confident that his tweet destroyed the opposition-and settles his blood lust with a "small meal."

It looks like word vomit because his punctuation sucks. He should have written it like:

"I don't think you're a "bot"; I merely think the very-concerned-with-temperament-and-or-decorum persona you're affecting feels phony - or, at least, profoundly disingenuous under the circumstances."

and it would have read less like he was having a stroke while writing it.

 

[Vice Bold]

If he weren't such an angry asshole all the time, he could be fucking hilarious.

Screw me, the man has more worse takes than Stalin. And it's either because his twitter is so proud and out to being a moronic asshat, or because his movie reviews have caused strokes with his headache inducing monologues. He's just like every other "content creator" with a kiwifarms thread. He's just got that one horribly fatal flaw in his character, and that makes him a lolcow. But he will never understand that, if he saw this thread he would instantly take to twitter and screech. It is so unlikely for him to double take and change his personality. I would bet exactly 4 bucks that he will never stop with his stupid intellectual fanfare, even when teh diabeetus gets him.

 

[Mola Ram]

But he will never understand that, if he saw this thread he would instantly take to twitter and screech.

There's ongoing speculation as to whether or not Bob reads this thread, but he's absolutely aware of it, to the point a lot of us try to discourage people from speculating on Bob's reactions to things so he doesn't restrain them in hopes of frustrating us. (Joke's on you, Bob; you're incapable of not doing something lulzworthy.) He refers to us as "harassment farms," I guess because he thinks no one will figure out what he means and therefore find the thread. Way too late for that, Mr. 3100-Pages-And-Rising.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

There's ongoing speculation as to whether or not Bob reads this thread, but he's absolutely aware of it, to the point a lot of us try to discourage people from speculating on Bob's reactions to things so he doesn't restrain them in hopes of frustrating us. (Joke's on you, Bob; you're incapable of not doing something lulzworthy.) He refers to us as "harassment farms," I guess because he thinks no one will figure out what he means and therefore find the thread. Way too late for that, Mr. 3100-Pages-And-Rising.

I think even he knows waging war against the Kiwis is a fool's act. He knows the autists in here would fuck him over with everything he has done, and make it more embarrassing for him. Many who have tried to mess with the Kiwis have known fates worse than death. MarzGurl being the most latest example to become a Kiwi Traitor, and try to paint herself as a victim.

I'll give Bob that much credit.

 

[Wünderkind]

It's moments like this where I find Bob at his most frustrating. If he weren't such an angry asshole all the time, he could be fucking hilarious. Imagine an avant-garde film critic who looks like a potato on legs and who pounds shit booze like PBR and Mike's Hard Lemonade meticulously examining every arthouse offering just to see how steamy its lesbian scenes are, all in a thick Boston accent. You could spin comedy gold out of this.

Alas. Eugenics and hating on working folks it is.

a little self awareness from bob and "the overthinker" could be the ignatius j. reilly of entertainment, an ingenious fictional creation

but it looks like we'll just have to settle for having the real thing instead, still many laughs to be had!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think even he knows waging war against the Kiwis is a fool's act. He knows the autists in here would fuck him over with everything he has done, and make it more embarrassing for him. Many who have tried to mess with the Kiwis have known fates worse than death. MarzGurl being the most latest example to become a Kiwi Traitor, and try to paint herself as a victim.

I'll give Bob that much credit.

No, he’s just a pussy.

 

[Abilene]

a little self awareness from bob and "the overthinker" could be the ignatius j. reilly of entertainment, an ingenious fictional creation

With a pinch of Holden Caulfield. Imagine.

 

[Vice Bold]

I think even he knows waging war against the Kiwis is a fool's act. He knows the autists in here would fuck him over with everything he has done, and make it more embarrassing for him. Many who have tried to mess with the Kiwis have known fates worse than death. MarzGurl being the most latest example to become a Kiwi Traitor, and try to paint herself as a victim.

I'll give Bob that much credit.

That optimism is great, but you should really reserve it for better people. I honestly think Big Bob is too self-unaware to give a shit about what some dudes saying on a forum might affect his status. He just doesn't care, because he views it as beneath him. The stuff with Marzgurl was an example of someone who values themselves too lowly, so they grasp at any straws to make themselves feel valued. Bob doesn't need that. He's perfectly content in his own little bubble of "intellectual sympathy."

 

[Fapcop]

Tell me about it. This year they nominated a horribly biased and outright misleading doc about the impeachment of our former president Dilma Roussef and the arrest of the other former president Lula da Silva for an Academy Award. It was directed by the daughter of the owner of one of the corporations that backed the Worker's Party corruption scheme, and had shitloads of public money thrown in as well. I think it's called Edge of Democracy in English. If you ever waste your time on this one, it should be to point out every lie and twist it contains.

Now back on topic, Bob is an idiot and it doesn't surprise me in the least that he dislikes Ken Loach for the reasons presented above. Bet that also didn't fall too good with the Breadtubers he often quarrels with. I bet if he does a movie about the struggles of immigrants in Ireland, he'll flip his opinion immediatly.

Imagine my shock and surprise when I googled “Edge of Democracy” and found a fawning 5.000 word Wikipedia article about it, and that it’s featured prominently on Netflix.


The Wikipedia article is of course full of dick-stroking meditations on what a great documentary this is, and woke buzzwords like “the rise of fascism” and “democratic crisis”.


(Because when populist anger hits a corrupt right wing pol, it’s obviously ‘the will of the people’, but when it happens to a corrupt commie messiah, it’s “deeply troubling” and a “slow motion coup against democracy”. All actual quotes from the wiki article.)


Coming back to fat Bob, it’s a bit surprising that he didn’t cover this far left fake news fest of a movie to burnish his woke credentials, but then again: Not really.


For his pseudo intellectual posturing, Bob is dumb as a brick shit house.

He doesn’t stick to critiquing pop culture out of choice, but because anything deeper flies right above his head.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Happy Monday niggas!