Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ConsoleWarVet]

Working class Bob:
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To the tune of "Jack and Diane"

A little ditty bout Bob and Chris Chipman
A couple mayo ghouls who pretend to be from Bawstin
Bobbie wants to be just like James Gunn
Chris has got a job and kids but'd rather live like Bob

Diet of McDonalds, and playing games at D and B's
He blames all his problems on the Midwest and GOP.
Bob, he says, "hey Chris why don't you e-beg with me?
The Chipman Bros can be big e-celebrities."

Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of consuming has gone

Intro needs work but, whatever, John Mellencamp doesn't rhyme the whole song and I don't want to spend over 5 minutes on this.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

I winced when Bob said his getting shit-canned was “a bummer” for him and, he imagined, for the Escapist as well. Meanwhile, they didn’t even issue the polite, cordial BS about wishing him well in his future endeavors. Lol Bob no one is bummed but you.

 

[LiquidKid]

And thanks to COVID-19 and the economical restrictions that will be created from the recession, you can maybe argue that GotG3 might be quietly canned now. If not, you can argue it’ll have budget cuts.

I think the only reason it won’t be canned is that Disney desperately needs it.
However, James Gunn proudly shared a picture of the finished script for GotG2 on Twitter when he finished it. No such confirmation was made for 3, and seeing how in both March and May he has only said it’s past the first draft, we have reason to believe believe a script is not done. And without a finished scripted they could easily be a year or two behind schedule. More proof that despite his show title, Bob can not see the big picture.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Why would Bob be afraid of getting the Wuflu if he social distances in there? I'm sure no one can sit right next to him as his fat flaps take over the seat next to him along with any snacks that it gets in contact.

because, like many people who consume mainstream media and use it in place of common sense, your man Bob believes the kung flu is LITERALLY FLYING DEATH THAT WILL KILL YOU INSTANTLY AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN IN THE AFTERLIFE (TWICE)

 

[Vice Bold]

This is gonna seem like an autistic blind person trying to find his bag of coke, but can anybody explain to me why Moviebob worships James Gunn so much? I see this stuff everywhere, and it's always impressive how much of a Twitter shrine Bob has made to him.

Can somebody enlighten this poor old man in the ways of Moviebob the grate?

 

[Robert James]

This is gonna seem like an autistic blind person trying to find his bag of coke, but can anybody explain to me why Moviebob worships James Gunn so much? I see this stuff everywhere, and it's always impressive how much of a Twitter shrine Bob has made to him.

Can somebody enlighten this poor old man in the ways of Moviebob the grate?

Few reasons
1. He makes marvel movies that heavily appeal to nostalgia
2. he's openly anti-trump and has the same hatred for the mayo ghouls that got him elected
3. He got fired over some pedophilic tweets and after enough stories blamed right wing extremist for it Bob started defending him, same reason he defends cuties.
4. He got his job back and in bobs eyes defeated the right wing extremist.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

This is gonna seem like an autistic blind person trying to find his bag of coke, but can anybody explain to me why Moviebob worships James Gunn so much? I see this stuff everywhere, and it's always impressive how much of a Twitter shrine Bob has made to him.

Can somebody enlighten this poor old man in the ways of Moviebob the grate?

All of what @Robert James said, plus he has exactly the career Bobbo would have wanted, doing amateur flicks and eventually landing neat, cushy jobs for a big Hollywood corp. I believe the lugnut himself said so.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This is gonna seem like an autistic blind person trying to find his bag of coke, but can anybody explain to me why Moviebob worships James Gunn so much? I see this stuff everywhere, and it's always impressive how much of a Twitter shrine Bob has made to him.

Can somebody enlighten this poor old man in the ways of Moviebob the grate?

Troma.

If you're a big brained cinephile, recognizing the ironic greatness of Troma is paramount.

 

[Mola Ram]

Few reasons
1. He makes marvel movies that heavily appeal to nostalgia
2. he's openly anti-trump and has the same hatred for the mayo ghouls that got him elected
3. He got fired over some pedophilic tweets and after enough stories blamed right wing extremist for it Bob started defending him, same reason he defends cuties.
4. He got his job back and in bobs eyes defeated the right wing extremist.

There's something more personal, though someone more up on their Boblore will have to fill in the details. I seem to recall Bob actually landed an interview with Gunn before he got super-big but after the Troma days -- figure sometime around when he did Super. That was Bob's first and possibly most significant brush with someone from Hollywood and he kind of latched onto Gunn as an inspiration for his own career.

 

[Flexo]

This is gonna seem like an autistic blind person trying to find his bag of coke, but can anybody explain to me why Moviebob worships James Gunn so much? I see this stuff everywhere, and it's always impressive how much of a Twitter shrine Bob has made to him.

Can somebody enlighten this poor old man in the ways of Moviebob the grate?

I posted on this before. Bob lives vicariously through Gunn.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-2507#post-6135284

Bob admitted way back when that his dream was to be James Gunn. No really, direct quote:

I think he’s enormously talented and his film geek turned schlock-horror journeyman turned arthouse bad-boy turned blockbuster superhero auteur reminds me of a life-arc I’d pictured for myself (still sort-of do, if we’re being honest here…) once upon a time and I’ve always felt a tinge of personal-investment in his success and self-improvement because of that.​

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

I posted on this before. Bob lives vicariously through Gunn.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-2507#post-6135284

Bob admitted way back when that his dream was to be James Gunn. No really, direct quote:

I think he’s enormously talented and his film geek turned schlock-horror journeyman turned arthouse bad-boy turned blockbuster superhero auteur reminds me of a life-arc I’d pictured for myself (still sort-of do, if we’re being honest here…) once upon a time and I’ve always felt a tinge of personal-investment in his success and self-improvement because of that.​

Bob skins James Gunn and wears him like a bodysuit when?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

That's one hell of a dream. I mean, I think a better dream would be to possibly fight obesity first. But hey man, I guess Hollywood is just as achievable.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

That's one hell of a dream. I mean, I think a better dream would be to possibly fight obesity first. But hey man, I guess Hollywood is just as achievable.

Being an insufferable tub of lard didn't impede Orson Welles from making it huge in media in general. But then again, Bob just can't be compared to him in any way that isn't in body mass.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Being an insufferable tub of lard didn't impede Orson Welles from making it huge in media in general. But then again, Bob just can't be compared to him in any way that isn't in body mass.

Even being a fat bastard Bob fails.

 

[Carlos Thin]

To the tune of "Jack and Diane"

A little ditty bout Bob and Chris Chipman
A couple mayo ghouls who pretend to be from Bawstin
Bobbie wants to be just like James Gunn
Chris has got a job and kids but'd rather live like Bob

Diet of McDonalds, and playing games at D and B's
He blames all his problems on the Midwest and GOP.
Bob, he says, "hey Chris why don't you e-beg with me?
The Chipman Bros can be big e-celebrities."

Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of consuming has gone

Intro needs work but, whatever, John Mellencamp doesn't rhyme the whole song and I don't want to spend over 5 minutes on this.

Bobby sits down, wipes the crumbs from his face
Loads up twitter and does his best political take
Defending Cuties didn't get a positive response
So the Escapist laid him off for being a nonce

 

[Vice Bold]

Few reasons
1. He makes marvel movies that heavily appeal to nostalgia
2. he's openly anti-trump and has the same hatred for the mayo ghouls that got him elected
3. He got fired over some pedophilic tweets and after enough stories blamed right wing extremist for it Bob started defending him, same reason he defends cuties.
4. He got his job back and in bobs eyes defeated the right wing extremist.

All of what @Robert James said, plus he has exactly the career Bobbo would have wanted, doing amateur flicks and eventually landing neat, cushy jobs for a big Hollywood corp. I believe the lugnut himself said so.

Troma.

If you're a big brained cinephile, recognizing the ironic greatness of Troma is paramount.

There's something more personal, though someone more up on their Boblore will have to fill in the details. I seem to recall Bob actually landed an interview with Gunn before he got super-big but after the Troma days -- figure sometime around when he did Super. That was Bob's first and possibly most significant brush with someone from Hollywood and he kind of latched onto Gunn as an inspiration for his own career.

I posted on this before. Bob lives vicariously through Gunn.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-2507#post-6135284

Bob admitted way back when that his dream was to be James Gunn. No really, direct quote:

I think he’s enormously talented and his film geek turned schlock-horror journeyman turned arthouse bad-boy turned blockbuster superhero auteur reminds me of a life-arc I’d pictured for myself (still sort-of do, if we’re being honest here…) once upon a time and I’ve always felt a tinge of personal-investment in his success and self-improvement because of that.​

Some fucking great replies here, very informative. So, having gathered all this information, I've come up with my own crackpot "glow in the dark" theory:
What if the biggest reason bob is fawning over James Gunn, is either because of two reasons, Bob is gay, OR, Bob thinks James Gunn might be the new step in evolution, supporting his eugenics ideals.
James Gunn has everything, He has the money, the nostalgia, the creative vision, the right viewpoint, and Bob himself must have given his own seal of approval when he met Gunn in person.

Maybe MovieBob has the right idea in worshipping The Gunn.

WITH A FUCKABLE FACE LIKE THAT HOW CAN MOVIEBOB'S WILLY NOT SAY NO?

Good shit.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Being an insufferable tub of lard didn't impede Orson Welles from making it huge in media in general. But then again, Bob just can't be compared to him in any way that isn't in body mass.

Bob for the voice of Unicron when?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Being an insufferable tub of lard didn't impede Orson Welles from making it huge in media in general. But then again, Bob just can't be compared to him in any way that isn't in body mass.

Welles started packing on the pounds after he got famous, though.

 

[Mola Ram]

Welles started packing on the pounds after he got famous, though.

Yeah, I was about to say this. Ol' Orson got enormous as he aged, but even then he pulled it off better than Bob. Observe Mr. Arkadin, when Welles was about Bob's age:

 

[Water-T]

Being an insufferable tub of lard didn't impede Orson Welles from making it huge in media in general. But then again, Bob just can't be compared to him in any way that isn't in body mass.

I believe that Blob would also eat frozen fish sticks right out of the box.