Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He's still sperging about how Trump "stole" his Halloween:
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Poor Robert! He just wants to dress up for Halloween:
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Meanwhile in obsolete red states, nobody's canceling Halloween events everywhere. Some might be, but they're sure as shit not locked down. I guess that's the sacrifice you have to make for the Superior Future.

Excuse me while I enjoy my holidays in the inferior past, Bobby.
 
He's still sperging about how Trump "stole" his Halloween:
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https://tw.tinf.io/the_moviebob/status/1319043069749174272 (Archive)

Poor Robert! He just wants to dress up for Halloween:
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Ah, don't be such a baby, Bobbo. It's not like you have people to enjoy the holidays with. No, your family doesn't count. I said people.

And besides, we all know you'll stuff your face with candies, cheap beer and the inhumane crap you cook and fill your septic tank you call your stomach with all it can consume. Just like every other festivity.

Oh wait, he does that every day anyways.
 
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He's still sperging about how Trump "stole" his Halloween:
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https://tw.tinf.io/the_moviebob/status/1319043069749174272 (Archive)

Poor Robert! He just wants to dress up for Halloween:
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I highly doubt Trump is preventing him from picking up sale-priced bulk-sized bags of Halloween candy to shovel down the endless chasm he calls his gullet on the 31st.

What else would he have been planning? It certain couldn’t have involved walking, let alone leaving the house.
 
Funny how Bob rejects religion but has such a stiffy for punishment, which is derived from religious thinking. The idea that he fancies himself some kind of moral leader is genuinely hilarious. Just for fun, I’m tempted to go full sperg and design a Bob-inspired religion. No time for it today but it sure is giving me the giggles just to think about it.
We’re a species that will pray to a cinnamon bun if it looks enough like the Virgin Mary. Just because we go full fedora, it does not necessarily mean that those impulses go away. More often than not, they attach to something else.
 
He's still sperging about how Trump "stole" his Halloween:
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https://tw.tinf.io/the_moviebob/status/1319043069749174272 (Archive)

Poor Robert! He just wants to dress up for Halloween:
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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Salem, MA is not in any way controlled by the feds. Donald Drumpf did not order lockdown/cancellation of Halloween in MA. That was solely on the Governor and local officials in Salem itself.

SO why in the ever loving fuck is he blaming Drumpf, who had precisely fuck-all to do with it? My god the Drumf derangement syndrome here is out of control.
 
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Salem, MA is not in any way controlled by the feds. Donald Drumpf did not order lockdown/cancellation of Halloween in MA. That was solely on the Governor and local officials in Salem itself.

SO why in the ever loving fuck is he blaming Drumpf, who had precisely fuck-all to do with it? My god the Drumf derangement syndrome here is out of control.
It doesn't matter to the TDS crowd. They blame the president for the lockdowns and economy even though the governors were the ones responsible. Federalism, how does it work?!
 
Can you imagine Bob discussing the directors you mentioned? He would hate them through his own political and ethical framework:
  • Sergei Eisenstein sympathizes with Russian working class
  • Andrei Tarkovsky is one of the most religious directors who ever lived
  • Yasujiro Ozu makes movies that examines traditional Japanese values
  • Werner Herzog deconstructs people filled with greed and ego
  • Orson Welles speaks out against the corporate greed of Hollywood
  • Francis Ford Coppola often makes movies about characters dealing with masculinity
  • Sam Peckinpah's movies contain lots of killings against brown people
It would be morbidly entertaining to see Bob embarrass himself, but I've watched and read too many terrible video essays and articles to the point I'd rather people like him just stay away from them and stick to modern movies as to not pollute the discourse.
Someone should really ask him to a series on high brow directors, watching him compare Sam Peckinpah to Zac Snyder or Orson Welles to Joss Whedon would be comedy gold
 
We all know the real reason why Bob wants to do during Halloween.

Little kids.
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SO why in the ever loving fuck is he blaming Drumpf, who had precisely fuck-all to do with it? My god the Drumf derangement syndrome here is out of control.
Because I doubt that Bob knows what the tenth amendment is, much less what it says. The dumbass would most likely use the constitution as a placemat at McDonalds.
 
What about RedLetterMedia? I mean, Chris Stuckmann is the best, but RLM is literally just a couple guys talking about the film in a casual manner thats fun to listen to. You don't really need to go super hardcore and high class when it comes to movies, especially star wars and marvel movies, and thats really something Bob can't understand. He can't just go "Yeah movie was good, gonna go fuck a bitch and eat big Mac brb" cause to him people depend on his viewpoint like it's food, so he's gotta make the most intelligent review he can or else.
I like their best of the worst series other than that i find them overrated, and i'm pissed off at them for indirectly causing George Lucas sell Lucasfilm to disney due to the prequel hate. In the awful plinket reviews maybe its just me?
 
I like their best of the worst series other than that i find them overrated, and i'm pissed off at them for indirectly causing George Lucas sell Lucasfilm to disney due to the prequel hate. In the awful plinket reviews maybe its just me?
I think the 4 Billion Disney forked over had a bit more to do with that than some tubby guy from Wisconsin doing a funny voice and saying his movies are bad.
 
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Salem, MA is not in any way controlled by the feds. Donald Drumpf did not order lockdown/cancellation of Halloween in MA. That was solely on the Governor and local officials in Salem itself.

SO why in the ever loving fuck is he blaming Drumpf, who had precisely fuck-all to do with it? My god the Drumf derangement syndrome here is out of control.
Bob has literally argued that if we acted like a civilized, advanced country, the virus would be completely solved by now. Because Trump is a Republican idiot, we're still stuck with covid.

Nevermind things like...
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I like their best of the worst series other than that i find them overrated, and i'm pissed off at them for indirectly causing George Lucas sell Lucasfilm to disney due to the prequel hate. In the awful plinket reviews maybe its just me?
The prequels were hated long before RLM came along and the sequel trilogy being somehow worse does not make them good.
 
We’re a species that will pray to a cinnamon bun if it looks enough like the Virgin Mary. Just because we go full fedora, it does not necessarily mean that those impulses go away. More often than not, they attach to something else.
Yeah, when I saw this I could imagine Bob and Chris doing it with Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew chicken.

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Yeah, when I saw this I could imagine Bob and Chris doing it with Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew chicken.
I could see them Bob and Chris going to one of those Satanist ceremonies where they feel very smug because they went to a church and some boomer pastor gave them some communion wafers, and they feel like they are "owning the christo-fascists" when they crush up the wafers and stomp on the crumbs, especially if there is a troon or asian girl involved.
 
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