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Bob is what you get when you breed Comic Book Guy with the average internet atheist and add an extra 150 pounds.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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This is something that baffles me about Bob and hardcore leftists in general. They simultaneously believe that Pmurt did nothing to stop the wu-flu and every death is his fault, yet also act like he personally ordered every lockdown or inconvenience to their routines. The people who scream that Drumpf is a fascist are the same voices imploring him to exercise unprecedented executive power.
The cognitive dissonance must cause physical pain.
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I blame the short attention spans they have. They live from distraction to instant satisfying distraction with no need to focus on anything further than the next distraction. Consoom, be reminded or remind others orange man is bad, and then consoom again. Makes me wonder when was the last time people like Bob has ever meditated or secluded themselves from constant distractions.
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bob is not like drump is going to break your fingers and stop you for posting vile shit on twitter, what the fuck are you doing to do on halloween except eat shitty food and be a retard inbred hick white trash piece of shit?
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Chris's wife caught the coof and you got to pay her bills!
"It is no longer a calm asking". Go fuck yourself. It is YOU who are responsible for providing an emergency fund for the family, but you choose to spend the money on craft beers and Less Than Jake shirts.
A little power level: a close friend of mine, from the same Christofascist Death Cult, has been diagnosed with cancer 2 weeks ago and I've been ferrying her to doctors and hospitals. She is to start treatment today -- and God will be with her. The estimated medical bill will be in the vicinity of $50000 USD, but she has never even thought of "asking", calm or otherwise. What the fuck happened to 36-year-old children these days?
And a reminder that Chris still has the money for home reno:
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Peter Coffin. I love how Coffin deals with Bobby's grouchy glossolalia with his usual, casual "It's always the System's fault, baby!"
No it's not, but is Bobby entitled to an answer?
This rando should be acquainted with another Coffinism, "I'm cockroach; I'm indestructable".
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Pope Francis has announced that he supports civil unions of gays. I hope he has theological justification, because if he does so to placate the pitchfork mob, he is doomed to fail:
Trump Is Going To Massacre Us All, Season 4 Episode 13:
Biden:
I think many people's experience is a mirror image of Bobby's. They don't trust Trump as a politician, and they are embarrassed by his media appearances, but as long as he keeps pissing off the worst people...
And by "media aesthetic", Bobby means the campaign ad in which Biden buddies up with hard hats, as opposed to dangerhaired cultural elites.
Bob will not fraternize with the enemy.
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Capeshit:
Chris Pratt. Bobby thinks APB (what is it really?) is protecting their brand by excluding Pratt from Biden's fundraisers:
Because someone is evil as long as Bobby perceives him as evil.
Oh please someone marginalize me by giving me million bucks!
More Synder Cut bullshit:
Attention whore plays video game with her dad. Bobby is interested:
Great advice Bobby.
"It is no longer a calm asking". Go fuck yourself. It is YOU who are responsible for providing an emergency fund for the family, but you choose to spend the money on craft beers and Less Than Jake shirts.
A little power level: a close friend of mine, from the same Christofascist Death Cult, has been diagnosed with cancer 2 weeks ago and I've been ferrying her to doctors and hospitals. She is to start treatment today -- and God will be with her. The estimated medical bill will be in the vicinity of $50000 USD, but she has never even thought of "asking", calm or otherwise. What the fuck happened to 36-year-old children these days?
And a reminder that Chris still has the money for home reno:
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Peter Coffin. I love how Coffin deals with Bobby's grouchy glossolalia with his usual, casual "It's always the System's fault, baby!"
No it's not, but is Bobby entitled to an answer?
This rando should be acquainted with another Coffinism, "I'm cockroach; I'm indestructable".
+ + + +
Pope Francis has announced that he supports civil unions of gays. I hope he has theological justification, because if he does so to placate the pitchfork mob, he is doomed to fail:
Trump Is Going To Massacre Us All, Season 4 Episode 13:
Biden:
I think many people's experience is a mirror image of Bobby's. They don't trust Trump as a politician, and they are embarrassed by his media appearances, but as long as he keeps pissing off the worst people...
And by "media aesthetic", Bobby means the campaign ad in which Biden buddies up with hard hats, as opposed to dangerhaired cultural elites.
Bob will not fraternize with the enemy.
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Capeshit:
Chris Pratt. Bobby thinks APB (what is it really?) is protecting their brand by excluding Pratt from Biden's fundraisers:
Because someone is evil as long as Bobby perceives him as evil.
Oh please someone marginalize me by giving me million bucks!
More Synder Cut bullshit:
Attention whore plays video game with her dad. Bobby is interested:
Great advice Bobby.
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Does this unmake the chippa?
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I'm sorry, didnt Marston and his wife keep a literal sex slave, or are we pretending it was a sunshine and roses polyamorous relationship? Either way, the man was a depraved fetishist, not a "radical feminist" of any variety.
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I don't know why Chris thinks this is a good time to shill his patreon. I mean, all he said is that his wife is positive, not that she was suffering from any symptoms. I don't wish death (or really much of anything) on his wife, but I don't see why he would need money if she's just going to be sitting in a room alone for ten days and not dying.
Also, I know that you shouldn't believe anything people say on the internet, but if your friend is real then I hope she doesn't die.
I'm not a leftist, but if I was I would be pulling my hair out at the thought of Bob accusing other people of making leftists look like dicks.
I personally think that Bob's sperging over Halloween events being canceled is a sign of his emotional immaturity. I can only speak from my experience, but once I stopped being a kid Halloween just became another night; a night that I usually was either studying or working. Like unless you're going to some sort of party (something that Bob isn't going to be doing), what's so great about Halloween? I mean, I still like it, but all it is for adults is handing out candy to kids.
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As much as we like to make fun of the Chipman brothers, I do hope that Chris’ wife is able to recover.
For as much of these people like to accuse others of being “class reductionists”, they’re far more guilty of race reductionism. I mean, how can you be so delusional to suggest that millionaire movie stars are in any way marginalized?
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Chris had plenty of time to tweet, FB, record podcasts and beg his ass off since his wife’s diagnosis. He doesn’t seem to realize what a luxury it is to have a single income home during a pandemic, and that tens of millions of people are struggling to make ends meet— no craft beers, inflatable dinosaurs or other expensive hobbies. Chris thinks people will be so upset at the prospect of him having to take time away from his podcasts nobody listens to that they’ll dig deep. He has zero fucking empathy.
Seriously, how long before he’s tagging specific people in his posts and demanding to know why they don’t give him money? He reminds me of the blacks who are asking for reparations all over their social media and shaming people who don’t stump up. He can GDIAF with them.
Seriously, how long before he’s tagging specific people in his posts and demanding to know why they don’t give him money? He reminds me of the blacks who are asking for reparations all over their social media and shaming people who don’t stump up. He can GDIAF with them.
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I'm so sick of this. I can almost guarantee that she has had some sort of bullshit fabric glued to her face this entire time and if not then double fuck you baby brother, and Bob just because, for not following what you preach. Sarah's gonna be fine. She'll recover and he'll credit it as her being one of the lucky ones and OrangeManBad will somehow be responsible for all of their alleged money woes.
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She’s grossly obese and no doubt has health conditions. He should be grateful she survived and vow to stop fucking around chasing $1/month Patreon subs when he could be making lucrative engineer consulting dollars on the side. If the financial crunch were THAT serious, that’s exactly what he’d be doing— we know because he told us himself. Seriously, fuck off and die, Chris.
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A buddy and I were having a discussion about this kind of thing. Remember the reichstag fire? Yeah the kung flu is WAY more useable for a fascist to take over.
Like no joke - if Trump WAS the fascist they believe, he'd have everything he'd need for a dictatorship. Obtain complete control of the economy by labeling any business that plays ball with your administration as "essential" while every business which dares not follow along can be forcibly shut down until it dies. Ready made excuse for removing of problematic people via "quarantine." You even have the chance to mark "true believers" by encouraging the masks then "disappearing" those who don't and just add another person to the covid stat.
Part of me is starting to wonder if the Left is so pissed off because they realize this and are super angry that this golden opportunity for a take over was served up and they're not in power to take advantage of it. Though you can look at Whitmer, Newsome, and Cuomo to see an idea of what they would have loved to do as president.
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You have what Progressives the world over thought would take a miracle to occur: a Catholic Pope is saying "TEH GAY IZ OKAY" and will probably be officiating at gay weddings before his tenure is over, and all Bob can do is dunk on them for not doing it on HIS timetable. What a shithead. I'd be okay with God returning and the Apocalypse happening tomorrow if the first thing He did upon touching down to Earth was piss on the house where Bob has his basement apartment and set it on fire.
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Hey kids wanna jump in my van and we’ll go to the mushroom kingdom.
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Nah, the thought process is pretty easy. Drumpf didn't do enough in the beginning, which caused the pandemic to continue longer, and thus Blob's summer and Halloween were stolen.
Of course, had Trump gotten all power-grabby in the beginning El Blobbo would have screeched about that, and not to mention that while Europe had a summer, we're still getting locked down now anyway (turns out it's the normal season for corona viruses and masks don't actually do shit in autumn/winter, so it's back to the beginning, lockdowns or not [asian fetishists REEEEing about sliteyes wearing masks when sick because they're so smart can shut up, they do it because they don't blow their noses in public and want to cover their runny noses]).
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"We'll be screwed in the coming months?"Chris's wife caught the coof and you got to pay her bills!
"It is no longer a calm asking". Go fuck yourself. It is YOU who are responsible for providing an emergency fund for the family, but you choose to spend the money on craft beers and Less Than Jake shirts.
A little power level: a close friend of mine, from the same Christofascist Death Cult, has been diagnosed with cancer 2 weeks ago and I've been ferrying her to doctors and hospitals. She is to start treatment today -- and God will be with her. The estimated medical bill will be in the vicinity of $50000 USD, but she has never even thought of "asking", calm or otherwise. What the fuck happened to 36-year-old children these days?
And a reminder that Chris still has the money for home reno:
Is Sarah planning on keeping the coof around in that hoarder's paradise somewhere? Why would a week to ten days bug pork your finances months down the line?
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Only episode 3 is tolerable though. The rest of the prequels are still bad, regardless if Disney's sequels are worse.
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Coutnerpoint: Biden in the debates. On one hand he blames Trump for "ruining the economy." On the other, he outright says he's going to push for more lockdowns which will really tank the economy.
I know to a certain extent its our regularly scheduled politicking, I'm not that stupid. There's a certain degree of have-your-cake-and-eat-it expected out of both political parties. It just seems ramped up to 11 this time around because the Orange Man is definitely Bad.
Also because the Chipmans love cake hehehe fat joke
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Lets see, the one guy who says his fine with gays, is speaking against kid fucking and in both cases had the bishops lose their shit and mock the dude as the anti christ. But nah, the fat fuck with a brain capacity of a child thinks he can mock him and have moral high ground.
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