Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Chris Chipman annoys the absolute fuck out of me. Like millions of other idiots, I do streams on Twitch and put stuff on YouTube. Unlike Chris, I havent quit my day job and don't plan on it. I just do streaming because I miss doing theater and improv, so it's a good substitute and talking with chat helps get me in the right mood for my job where I have to interact with hundreds of people daily.

Chris on the other hand jumped right to begging for cash without any real effort to build his brand or find a niche. I'm convinced his Patreon donations are all Bob true believers who double dip. He sees it as easy money (except it isn't, especially not compared to his actual career) and as some of his recent videos show, he doesn't actually enjoy doing this kinda stuff.

So long story short, Bob I find laughable. Chris I find contemptible.
 
Chris Chipman annoys the absolute fuck out of me. Like millions of other idiots, I do streams on Twitch and put stuff on YouTube. Unlike Chris, I havent quit my day job and don't plan on it. I just do streaming because I miss doing theater and improv, so it's a good substitute and talking with chat helps get me in the right mood for my job where I have to interact with hundreds of people daily.

Chris on the other hand jumped right to begging for cash without any real effort to build his brand or find a niche. I'm convinced his Patreon donations are all Bob true believers who double dip. He sees it as easy money (except it isn't, especially not compared to his actual career) and as some of his recent videos show, he doesn't actually enjoy doing this kinda stuff.

So long story short, Bob I find laughable. Chris I find contemptible.
Chris didn’t quit his day job. He just refuses to take the lucrative consulting side gigs that he made sure to tell us are plentiful and available to him. Instead, he creates podcasts and videos nobody wants to see or hear, while throwing pity parties and imploring his friends and family to throw him charity dollars that would be better put to use on almost anyone else. He’s the personification of the selfish cishet white man caricature he tells us he hates. Sure, Jan.
 
The Escapist made a announcement that it would replace Bob’s review series with a three minute review series with Jack Packard and Darren Mooney soon.

A far better use of their dying company. I expect Billy-Bob will start tard tantruming and whining at his former coworkers soon because of this.
Chris Chipman annoys the absolute fuck out of me. Like millions of other idiots, I do streams on Twitch and put stuff on YouTube. Unlike Chris, I havent quit my day job and don't plan on it. I just do streaming because I miss doing theater and improv, so it's a good substitute and talking with chat helps get me in the right mood for my job where I have to interact with hundreds of people daily.

Chris on the other hand jumped right to begging for cash without any real effort to build his brand or find a niche. I'm convinced his Patreon donations are all Bob true believers who double dip. He sees it as easy money (except it isn't, especially not compared to his actual career) and as some of his recent videos show, he doesn't actually enjoy doing this kinda stuff.

So long story short, Bob I find laughable. Chris I find contemptible.
You have to be a complete moron to quit a job to try and make the internet your job. It'd be one thing if he got canned and this was just the only thing he could do at the moment due to say COVID or something else. But nope, he didn't. At best he got fired for helping his retarded brother abuse a man online.

At worst he fucking quit his job to do it. Either way, Chris is the most foolish member in that clan, an impressive feat given I genuinely believe Billy-Bob is near-retarded and had clear LDs.
Chris didn’t quit his day job. He just refuses to take the lucrative consulting side gigs that he made sure to tell us are plentiful and available to him. Instead, he creates podcasts and videos nobody wants to see or hear, while throwing pity parties and imploring his friends and family to throw him charity dollars that would be better put to use on almost anyone else. He’s the personification of the selfish cishet white man caricature he tells us he hates. Sure, Jan.
Oh... that's... wow.

I'm struggling for words besides screaming to describe how hideously, disastrously, horrendously fucktarded this idea is. Chris is now actually the Chipman I dislike most. He has the fucking gall to refuse to do consulting, constantly buys hipster shit he can't afford, and then demands to be paid for videos no one watches.

Fucking hell.
 
A far better use of their dying company. I expect Billy-Bob will start tard tantruming and whining at his former coworkers soon because of this.

You have to be a complete moron to quit a job to try and make the internet your job. It'd be one thing if he got canned and this was just the only thing he could do at the moment due to say COVID or something else. But nope, he didn't. At best he got fired for helping his retarded brother abuse a man online.

At worst he fucking quit his job to do it. Either way, Chris is the most foolish member in that clan, an impressive feat given I genuinely believe Billy-Bob is near-retarded and had clear LDs.
He didn’t quit his job. He still has his day job.
 
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He sure as shit acts like he doesn't have a job though, so apologies on that.

Though it still makes him a piece of shit, since he refuses to fucking budget and just demands that random Billy-Bob fans pay for his indulgences.
He acts like he doesn’t have a family to support is what he acts like.
 
It must have gotten him a goat to see his not-particularly-bright brother some modicum of fame, considering it's not easy at all being a qualified engineer, so he's trying his hand at this e-fame thing, assuming it is easy.

Fame and money, it is said, are like the wind. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? so the best thing Chris could do in this instance is to not take this gig too seriously and still keep his focus on his career. Of course, since he seems to be almost as dumb as Blob, he seems to be putting his tokens on this here horse. It's not gonna end well.
 
Bobby's fan club come to his defense, in the pathetic way that we're all too familiar:
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I am long time lurker here, I actually started an account just to say this right now.
I really think Bob is jealous at "some more news" here and this is why he "roasts" it.

What is that channel? To anyone unfamiliar, it was a series in Cracked channel from few years back. Cracked had financial issues and were sold to company which closed the entire video section for some financial "magic" (it was profitble, but the rest of the site had losses). Anyhow, the creators there were popular, and this Cody guy, which will probably not be liked here due to very socialist and leftist POV, after being let go, started his own channel, created content in the same vein that he did before and was successful at it.

Which is for me a huge part of what makes MovieBob such a LOLCow, He was, hell right now is again, in the same position and failed completely doing the same thing. Cody from "Some More News", like him or not, creates content which is far more successful (look at his channel and views data) than Moviebob on consistent basis. He seems also as, let us call it in Bob terms a "dudebro" (even though he is a geek which will probably put Bob knowledge to shame even on pop colture topics). Essentially he is just better and seccessful in anything.

Bob getting in his comments "this guy does it better" gotta burn. This is why he rages.
 
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Looks like The Escapist just hired another version of MovieBob:

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The idea that The Escapist fired Bob because they didn't like his politics never seemed particularly plausible tbh (most of the people they've worked with/are currently working with are the same kind of people as Bob). It was probably a cold business decision because he wasn't bringing in the views.
The Escapist thinks that hiring Jack Packard (known for being in a lot of Red Letter Media's content, particularly Best of the Worst) and whoever the fuck Darren Mooney is might rejuvenate their internet presence (it probably won't: literally nobody watches Best of the Worst for Jack Packard and he's tied with Josh for the most disliked by the fandom). Maybe that's why they've had Packard make content with Yahtzee: they know that Yahtzee is the only reason people still watch/read The Escapist content and they're hoping they can somehow get his audience to like Aids Moby, too.
 
Looks like The Escapist just hired another version of MovieBob:

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The idea that The Escapist fired Bob because they didn't like his politics never seemed particularly plausible tbh (most of the people they've worked with/are currently working with are the same kind of people as Bob). It was probably a cold business decision because he wasn't bringing in the views.
The Escapist thinks that hiring Jack Packard (known for being in a lot of Red Letter Media's content, particularly Best of the Worst) and whoever the fuck Darren Mooney is might rejuvenate their internet presence (it probably won't: literally nobody watches Best of the Worst for Jack Packard and he's tied with Josh for the most disliked by the fandom). Maybe that's why they've had Packard make content with Yahtzee: they know that Yahtzee is the only reason people still watch/read The Escapist content and they're hoping they can somehow get his audience to like Aids Moby, too.

"It's a short leap from hating Lady Ghostbusters to becoming a LITERAL NAZI" is the sort of opinion that should get you beaten with rubber hoses.
 
I feel like issuing a corrective concerning Chris. I really know nothing about his current job situation or how seriously he takes his job. For all we saw he might be straining every sinew on his job and taking every opportunity for consultation. What we do know, however, is that he is e-begging like crazy, and this is shameful. Begging is always a shameful act; the usual "extenuating circumstances" -- illness in the family, sudden redundancy, etc -- merely discourage other people inferring from a shameful act a shameful person (or worse, a shameless person). Acting entitled, as Chris did on the video, and continue to show off your drinks on social media, and the inference will be made.
 
"It's a short leap from hating Lady Ghostbusters to becoming a LITERAL NAZI" is the sort of opinion that should get you beaten with rubber hoses.
So let me get this straight, far-leftists support shitty Star Wars and Ghostbusters movies, and then they point to the backlash against shitty Star Wars and Ghostbusters movies as a gateway towards literal Nazism?
Are they going to acknowledge their role in that process and change accordingly?
Nah, just double down I guess.
 
So let me get this straight, far-leftists support shitty Star Wars and Ghostbusters movies, and then they point to the backlash against shitty Star Wars and Ghostbusters movies as a gateway towards literal Nazism?
Are they going to acknowledge their role in that process and change accordingly?
Nah, just double down I guess.
That would require some degree of critical thought process toward themselves.
Since they believe themselves as enlightened and superior to the unwashed masses, and have the media outlets and academia in their bag, they won't do it and, as you pointed out, scream "nazi" louder until it sticks.
 
While I still don't know what is "Snyder's Cut", my impression is that Bobby thinks it is a dudebro or even QAnon thing so he hates it as a matter of course.
Basically, yeah. The "Snyder Cut" refers to the Justice League movie, which Zack Snyder was the original director of. He had to leave the project due to the tragedy of his daughter committing suicide, and Warner Bros. hired Joss Whedon to finish up the movie so that it could still release on time. Joss did a bunch of reshoots and changed a lot of the tone of the movie, and it's glaringly obvious whenever a scene changes from things Zack filmed to things Joss threw in. The result was a clusterfuck of a film, and fans of Snyder and the DCEU felt that Joss ruined Zack's vision and was the primary source of blame.

Anyway, rumors began circulating that Snyder's original cut of Justice League was somewhere at Warner Bros., even spurred along by tweets from Zack himself showing off his original script, and fans started the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut campaign to get them to release the original, unedited version of the film. This continued for literally years until finally, just a couple months ago, Warner announced that Snyder was being given the go-ahead to produce the full movie as a four-hour epic to be released on HBO Max. They also showed a trailer with scenes that weren't in the original movie that suggested certain issues would be addressed, like the jarring tone shifts, lackluster CGI, and lack of characterization for some of the cast (cough cough Cyborg). Fans rejoiced at finally being heard and the prospect of getting to see Justice League as it was originally intended. While I'm no Snyder fanboy, I'm glad that he's getting the opportunity to tell the story as he originally intended, and regardless of the quality of the finished product, I'm sure that it will at least be more consistent than the cinematic nightmare that was the theatrical release.

Bob, meanwhile, viewing everything through his high school mentality, believes that Warner should have never caved to "entitled fans," that they should have told them to fuck off and accept whatever drivel they've been given and be grateful they were getting even that much. He believes that the DCEU's fanbase is nothing but the jocks and dudebros that bullied him (or at least he claims bullied him), unlike the enlightened thinkers who love the MCU (i.e., Bobby), and as such they deserve nothing but contempt and scorn. Yes, he's just that petty, but we already knew that.
Bobby teaches you how to really fight fascism: the key is to destroy mayonnaise ghouls before they can resent your nepotism towards your favorite queers and BIPOCs. The South should have been Auschwitzed.
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I feel like it would break Bobby's brain if he realized that it was the Republicans who wanted to go full scorched earth on the South, to the point that they almost successfully impeached Johnson who wanted a more peaceful reconciliation. The thought of actually agreeing with the GOP on anything would probably make him short circuit.

Aside from that and the ludicrous assertion that not going full genocide on the South gave rise to the Nazis, Bob displays his typical short-sighted nature here. The truth is, when you go full oppressor on a group of people, regardless of if you can argue whether they deserve it or not, all you do is breed further hatred and resentment. And if the tables turn and you find yourself on the receiving end, you shouldn't expect mercy from the formerly oppressed. The only path forward that has a chance of stopping the cycle of violence is to find a way to resolve a conflict peacefully, not blast your opposition to kingdom come. Smoothbrain Bob and his ilk don't understand this notion because all they care about is revenge, never thinking about what might happen if their targets fought back.
And remember Bob: just because you don't have these problems yet (and I'm incredibly doubtful you're not diabetic with how you look and eat), doesn't mean you're not way more likely to get them than you would be if you shed some weight and actually bothered to exercise. You're likely going to eat yourself into an earlier grave than you needed to, and it will have been nobody's fault but your own. Trump didn't steal your future, you did.
 
He would really loved Below Her Mouth because it’s nothing but lesbian sex, and it pleases the male gaze.

Is there any big movie that is marketed to nerds and had lesbians having sex that would make Bob gush in cringey fashion?

God I've been wondering if you were still obsessed with Bob's masturbation habits. At least we can take solace in some things not changing.

Also Lawl at Bob playing D&D. Or anyone tweeting how much they miss it since quarantine. Im sure your six months of play have you really hooked
 
Basically, yeah. The "Snyder Cut" refers to the Justice League movie, which Zack Snyder was the original director of. He had to leave the project due to the tragedy of his daughter committing suicide, and Warner Bros. hired Joss Whedon to finish up the movie so that it could still release on time. Joss did a bunch of reshoots and changed a lot of the tone of the movie, and it's glaringly obvious whenever a scene changes from things Zack filmed to things Joss threw in. The result was a clusterfuck of a film, and fans of Snyder and the DCEU felt that Joss ruined Zack's vision and was the primary source of blame.

Anyway, rumors began circulating that Snyder's original cut of Justice League was somewhere at Warner Bros., even spurred along by tweets from Zack himself showing off his original script, and fans started the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut campaign to get them to release the original, unedited version of the film. This continued for literally years until finally, just a couple months ago, Warner announced that Snyder was being given the go-ahead to produce the full movie as a four-hour epic to be released on HBO Max. They also showed a trailer with scenes that weren't in the original movie that suggested certain issues would be addressed, like the jarring tone shifts, lackluster CGI, and lack of characterization for some of the cast (cough cough Cyborg). Fans rejoiced at finally being heard and the prospect of getting to see Justice League as it was originally intended. While I'm no Snyder fanboy, I'm glad that he's getting the opportunity to tell the story as he originally intended, and regardless of the quality of the finished product, I'm sure that it will at least be more consistent than the cinematic nightmare that was the theatrical release.

Bob, meanwhile, viewing everything through his high school mentality, believes that Warner should have never caved to "entitled fans," that they should have told them to fuck off and accept whatever drivel they've been given and be grateful they were getting even that much. He believes that the DCEU's fanbase is nothing but the jocks and dudebros that bullied him (or at least he claims bullied him), unlike the enlightened thinkers who love the MCU (i.e., Bobby), and as such they deserve nothing but contempt and scorn. Yes, he's just that petty, but we already knew that.
Isn't that the same shit he threw at the Sonic movie when the studio went 'Okay, let's fix this", now there was more than just fan backlash with that movie, but still oddly similar.
 
Isn't that the same shit he threw at the Sonic movie when the studio went 'Okay, let's fix this", now there was more than just fan backlash with that movie, but still oddly similar.
He illustrates the same pattern of behavior where the artists know better and the plebs should just shut up and accept it. He was like that with Mass Effect 3, TLJ, Sonic, and Justice League.
 
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