Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

I'm just amused that Billy-Bob flapped his flabby arms over a fucking Roland Emmerich movie of all things. If that's not a sign of his hideous birth defects and low intelligence, I don't know what is.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I think Bob rage-tears at Hunger Games because the elites are the bad guys and the obsolete are the oppressed class.

Probably nothing new in this thread.

It's beyond that. He thinks the bad guys are coded as LGBT because they dress in fancy clothing and the men look effeminate. Never mind the fact that "effeminate aristocrats dressed in fancy clothing" has been a decadent villain archetype for years. It often has nothing to do with being gay and there's even a pickup artist technique called "peacocking" where men dress up as fancy fops in order to attract women.

Chris Chipman and his Karen wife are veering dangerously into lolcow territory. I imagine Chris' spouse as the kind of harpy who would screech and try to get me fired if I accidentally forgot to don my mask while walking into the reception area of my job. I can also imagine her setting up a Rick Sanchez style robo-perimeter around her house on Halloween night to keep the neighborhood children away.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Tell them what?

I am almost certain our enlightened evolved prejudice free Bob just implied the stigmatized "all body builders are gay".
Because taking care for oneself on asthetic level is so far from Bob qay of life it can only be "a gay thing" or, conversely, an excuse to attack gamers.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The "brunch" comment exploded last hour.
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Don't you worry about Bobby. Bobby dies many times before his death.

Bobby thinks women and gays are so dumb that they can only understand themselves through the media they consoom:
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"Women are coded 'wealthy' by default"? What timeline am I in?
Gays, obviously yes -- and this is exactly how they want it. Showbiz is crawling with gays (and their rank is growing), so whenever TV or movie shows a fag, you can be sure this is exactly how they like to be portrayed. Leftists are stupid.

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Someone proposed another cause for people's dispersion on "brunch" (for the record I never heard "brunch" used as a put-down in my part of the woods), but for Bobby it's all the same:
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Tell them what?

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Chris is happy because people pay him attention:
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Only liberals think "shaming" is a bad thing. The "negative/combative" post is from Chris's own bucket of crabs.
BTW I can't find the "negative" post in either his Twitter or Facebook. Nor did I see a Facebook post of his that has 205 likes.

Halloween is not so much "canceled" (or in Bobby's parlance, "stolen") as being appropriated as a wokester soapbox:
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Now that's scary.

Give him money will make you feel better. Not even churches are so blatant:
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Fuck climate scientists! Little Mommy endorses Biden so he must be good for the environment.

Bobby gets excited by a film that sounds as if it were inspired by Banana Wu:
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Bobby acts superior to Seth Rogan presumably over space travel shit (Rogan's tweet is gone)
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If being on Mars is as important to Bobby as breathing, then why isn't he studying Astrophysics or Astrobiology?

Yet as the discussion proceeds, it seems Bobby considers Mars colonization not so much as an essential contingency plan for humanity, but as a Hollywoodesque chest-pumping contest:
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"Give people something to believe in"? I bet you pardon?!?! Aren't "believers" evil by default? Why would you want to spend trillions of dollars to make more people evil?

Here I propose "Chipman's Law" -- as the length of a discussion increases, the probability of Bobby bringing up "obsolete people" or "obsolete States" approaches unity:
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Another form of Lunacy:
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Covid lockdowns and reopenings. I love how Bobby abstracts all human actors out of economics and reduces economics to ideological chest-humping:
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Yesterday we met a man whom Bobby considered not a human being, because he said Biden will dismantle the USA. Now comes the fallout:
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Yup. Melanated looters looting Target is not ACTUAL problem; rioters setting the streets on fire is not ACTUAL problem. But a lunatic shouting in the street is an ACTUAL problem that deserves a prison term.

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Given Bobby's Mars colonalism tirade, I won't trust him on everything pertaining celestial phenomena.

Leatherface must be a Trump voter who suffers from economic anxiety:
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(Reddit thread for the curious)

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Today's Bobby's Angels is about hand-drawn animation:
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I waded through this to figure out that Chris is literally stupider than Canadians. Up here, especially on the West Coast, someone came up with the idea of using PVC pipe to convey candy "safely" to trigger-treaters. The idea has gained traction, and I'm sure a masked-up and nitrile-gloved Chris could portion out Mars or Reeses miniatures to each child's bag without infecting them with the coof (or being infected in turn). I mean seriously guys, this is smoothbrain city over there in Bawhstuhn subs.

 

[Ita Mori]

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Do these people live in the US or Haiti?
Fix your walls.
If you can't afford maintaining the house, then move to a smaller house or apartment.
Is that mold? Grotesque.

Bob couldn't look more like an 8th grader's interpretation of an autistic Tony Soprano if he tried.
Smile, you edgy cretin.

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CinemaRoberto- so retarded even a grifter like Shoe0nhead can dunk on him.

No one; left, right, lib, conservative, commie scum, super patriot sperg, center, grift, apolitical... likes Bob.

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Moviebob making fun of people's physical attributes is like Helen Keller (if she had never been domesticated by Annie Sullivan) mocking the disabled.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Taking a look at Bob, he doesn't just eat brunch -- he eats brunch, dunch, linner and binner!

 

[Homer Simpson]

Yes Bob because Jennifer Lawrence definitely wrote the script and wasn't just playing a character. Dumbass probably doesn't even know the Hunger Games were books before they were movies.

You mean those paper things with those weird characters inside them?

Well let's prepare ourselves, ACB has been confirmed to the Supreme Court and I can't wait for this thread to reach a hundred more pages before election day.

We know exactly how it will be. He'll talk about the same thing they all do, incest/rape babies, then say that's what abortiom is for even though it makes up less than 2% of all abortions, then probably reference a hand maids tale or harry potter or some shit.

I am almost certain our enlightened evolved prejudice free Bob just implied the stigmatized "all body builders are gay".
Because taking care for oneself on asthetic level is so far from Bob qay of life it can only be "a gay thing" or, conversely, an excuse to attack gamers.

What if said body builders are eating a "small" meal at mcdonalds?

 

[TigerGoblin]

I'm just amused that Billy-Bob flapped his flabby arms over a fucking Roland Emmerich movie of all things. If that's not a sign of his hideous birth defects and low intelligence, I don't know what is.

He has an entire video where he gushes all over "Independence Day" while shitting on X-files at the same time.

It's beyond that. He thinks the bad guys are coded as LGBT because they dress in fancy clothing and the men look effeminate. Never mind the fact that "effeminate aristocrats dressed in fancy clothing" has been a decadent villain archetype for years. It often has nothing to do with being gay and there's even a pickup artist technique called "peacocking" where men dress up as fancy fops in order to attract women.

It is even more than that. "The Hunger Game" did not invent this trope. From "Lord of the Rings" to "Star Wars" to "Alita Battle Angel" to so much more, the trope of "The evil regime is the technological city" while "The rural people are the good honest opressed" is so much overused that the real criticism I have against it is not of "bigotry". It is one of boredom.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I waded through this to figure out that Chris is literally stupider than Canadians. Up here, especially on the West Coast, someone came up with the idea of using PVC pipe to convey candy "safely" to trigger-treaters. The idea has gained traction, and I'm sure a masked-up and nitrile-gloved Chris could portion out Mars or Reeses miniatures to each child's bag without infecting them with the coof (or being infected in turn). I mean seriously guys, this is smoothbrain city over there in Bawhstuhn subs.

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What's the point? You know Chris is just going to eat the candy himself.

 

[Halsey117]

Bob's take on Independence Day is the only smart and good thing he has ever uttered in his entire life

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[Positron]

So he's drinking the plasma of his wife?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So he's drinking the plasma of his wife?

Just me fucking around.

For once.

 

[Positron]

Oops my bad then. I was wondering why I can't find this post on his social media.

 

[The tired cat]

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I got a better idea, how about get people to pledge an he'll livestream playing Russian roullette with him and Bobo.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Is anyone else finding it harder to get mad at Bob lately? I mean, he went from having almost nothing to actually having nothing. Things just get progressively worse for him and it inspires a lot of pity.

 

[Neko GF]

He's still sperging about his retarded take on brunch dems:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1321059741448241152 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1321060156927606784 (Archive)

Robert advocates for a completely useless subject to be mandatory because people have opinions on movies that he disagrees with his:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1321062393003335681 (Archive)

 

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I'll give You one dollar if You kill yourself You pathetic piece of shit white trash retard inbred hick

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Is anyone else finding it harder to get mad at Bob lately? I mean, he went from having almost nothing to actually having nothing. Things just get progressively worse for him and it inspires a lot of pity.

I've never really got mad at Bob. I'm always amazed at how one human being can be so hateful, ignorant and mean spirited while having have zero real world skills and still consider himself superior to the vast majority of people on this planet.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

If there is one thing I will never tire of, it's how literally everyone fucking hates MovieBob. People who hate each other stop fighting for the briefest of moments just to shit on Bob.

Fucker deserves it too.

He might be an asset for those Middle East and Korean peninsula peace deals.