Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Ghostface Killer said:
You know I bet if you did a study on the correlation between video games and trooning out. You’d be shocked at what you find. Even more so if you just compare it to the people working in the gaming industry who trooned out in last 10 years. Then I wonder why Bob hasn’t become princess peach yet 🤔
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Anime and IT seems to attract those types, too.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Didn't Coffin publicly tell Bob to fuck off?
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I don't believe that he ever got as direct as Shaun, of former ShaunAndJen fame, did. He did a little call out/quip at Bob in a video not too long ago that Bob blew way out of proportion to the point of lying in saying that Pete was basically putting him on the same level as sex "predator" Weinstein.
 
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Found this in a /tv/ thread making fun of Cinema Robert

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Ghostface Killer said:
You know I bet if you did a study on the correlation between video games and trooning out. You’d be shocked at what you find. Even more so if you just compare it to the people working in the gaming industry who trooned out in last 10 years. Then I wonder why Bob hasn’t become princess peach yet 🤔
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You have to filter by things like Nintendo games, Anime games and the scariest of them all Sonic games.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Bob gives a shout out to Sarah, kinda, after picking a fight about how being governed by faceless corporations is a good thing actually.
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Typical, overplayed "states that matter" follow up.
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"My overweight sister-in-law somehow caught the coof, somehow didn't give it to anyone else in her house, and recovered just fine so your rights are null and void, fucking invertebrates!"
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My favorite parts are how he locked (I don't know what you actually call it. It's where you limit who can reply to it.) the tweet because he, again, mislabeled something as eugenics and his continual claim that he has friends let alone colleagues, the same colleagues that NEVER come to his aid when he does something stupid.
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"Sweden's littery= eugenicst heard immaunty bullshit"..... what the fuck is this bullshit?! Is he picking fight with Sweden of of all places? I thought fat leftist american loved us.
 
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The reason Bob didn’t disclose his getting shit-canned from the documentary wasn’t, as he claims, his exemplary maturity. The reason was the same reason he hides so many other facts about his life: He knew everyone would laugh at him and celebrate that he screwed himself out of yet another opportunity by being his unrepentantly nasty, dumbass self.

Bob loves to claim he’s “living rent-free” in his haters’ heads. What he fails to realize is that we’re just laughing at him, not basing our every decision and utterance on what Bob will think. Meanwhile, he’s putting his detractors at the center of his decisions. We’re the ones calling the shots in his life. THAT’s what the “living rent-free” analogy is used to illustrate, but he gets that wrong too.
 
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Therealhomor said:
Bob reminds me a lot of HP Lovecraft sometimes. Both were stuffy shut-ins from the east coast with a love of fantasy stories, a bigotry against "lower-class" people and outsiders, a reverence for a somewhat-mythical "elite" class they view themselves as a part of (via pedigree, intellect or just mindset) despite the fact that neither was is/was a part of that in-group. Both Bob and Lovecraft lived humble lives with low-incomes and shitty homes and wanted to be seen as upper-class elites when they really weren't. During HP's lifetime he didn't see much success or recognition, just like Bob. However, after his death, HP became probably the most famous horror writer of his era.

That's pretty much where the similarities end, though. Because unlike Bob, Lovecraft was actually a very social person, had a wife and a stepdaughter and most importantly, was actually very talented. The works he produced were extremely unique, whereas Bob's videos are derivative shit.
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Bob's entire life story is an Eldritch tale of human ugliness of Lovecraftian proportions
 
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Bob is a Morlock down to his DNA. But even H.G. Wells didn’t have the imagination to come up with a Morlock who spends all day trying (and failing) to convince strangers all over the world that he’s better than them.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Bob gives a shout out to Sarah, kinda, after picking a fight about how being governed by faceless corporations is a good thing actually.
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Typical, overplayed "states that matter" follow up.
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"My overweight sister-in-law somehow caught the coof, somehow didn't give it to anyone else in her house, and recovered just fine so your rights are null and void, fucking invertebrates!"
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My favorite parts are how he locked (I don't know what you actually call it. It's where you limit who can reply to it.) the tweet because he, again, mislabeled something as eugenics and his continual claim that he has friends let alone colleagues, the same colleagues that NEVER come to his aid when he does something stupid.
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If Sarah wasn't even on a ventilator and not even coofing, I'll wager she likely had a false positive test and most likely had a mild case of the flu instead.
 
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Chris might be an engineer, but he’s competing with Bob to be crowned the biggest retard with the least dignity in the Chipman family. He’s begging every few hours for people to support his family, with nothing but crickets to show for it. How does he not see that his shtick just isn’t working, that he is offering nothing of value, and that he’s embarrassing himself, his wife and children with the constant pleas for donations? This is what cishet white male privilege looks like: not realizing just how little you’re actually worth.

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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Not salty at all
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This was Plutoburns 5 and a half years ago
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This is Plutoburns 5 months ago
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So many familiar faces: This Duck Dodgers tool, Truemetis and his overweight Appa, the ex-cellphone twitter account that now does nothing but retardidly go to bat for Bob, the one guy who has the angry emoji avi and is always super angry in his rabid "defense" of Bob who's name I can't remember, and Bob's aunt, I think, who lives in Tennessee, I think, with her acorn avi who's name I also can't remember (Bob usually responds to her and not vice versa. It's like seeing an old friend in the wild, so cozy.
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>The offer was pulled because I might be too “divisive” for “backers.”

Moral of the story: Don’t ever fight with your audience. That’s especially true if you’re fighting with them over Cuties and queers eating brunch.
 
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Koby_Fish said:
If Sarah wasn't even on a ventilator and not even coofing, I'll wager she likely had a false positive test and most likely had a mild case of the flu instead.
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Maybe, but it's just as likely she had a really minor or even asymptomatic case. There are lots and lots of those. Naturally, the Brothers Chipman will play it up as much as they can, because they're part of that cohort that thinks coofphobia is politically useful or they're in genuine terror of it.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Maybe, but it's just as likely she had a really minor or even asymptomatic case. There are lots and lots of those. Naturally, the Brothers Chipman will play it up as much as they can, because they're part of that cohort that thinks coofphobia is politically useful or they're in genuine terror of it.
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yeah, but I'm just saying, cuz when I got tested for the coof back in May (In Canada), the nurses told me up front that there was a 50% chance of a false positive. (I tested negative)
 
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