Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TopTierHealer]

I disagree as while Chris is a dumbass he still is smart enough to be an engineer, afford to rent a home, and still raise a family. Bob is probably still the dumbest one for his delusions of grandeur and acting like his intelligence will make his success for him without putting any hardwork while Chris probably did put some hardwork and is really a boomer in spirit who overinflates his brother's success (which I have a feeling was caused by Bob's ego when bragging about his job).

Let's not forget that there are engineers and "engineers". It's the 20/80 rule where 20% of people who can make products/meet goals/generate wealth support the other 80% who went through X number of years of a Diploma Mill, got a piece of paper and scream "I fucking LOVE science".

The best engineer I have ever worked with went to a trade school at 16, had 2 years of experience AND then went for 5 years of mechanical engineering. He could be the back-up of every single technician we had on staff despite being in a white collar position.
The worst? A guy so insecure about his intelligence that he had to type 20 page reports and mile long emails with unnecessary information just to make himself sound smarter (and when push came to shove he couldn't answer a yes/no question).

College is a system, the moment you learn to adapt to the system you can pass. You don't devour 50 manuals worth of information and ace a test with all the knowledge you have acquired; instead you carefully select what was talked about in class, what the seniors know about the course and compile the information of previous years exams to find a pattern. After that, you crunch the numbers on how much extra credits you have accrued and select which chapters you can digest and which are not time/cost effective. Rinse and repeat for 5 years + a project that you may or may not need to pay for. That's how you get an oversaturated market of STEM graduates that think a degree in Theoretical Math somehow warrants them a 6 figure salary.

My point is that Chris has confused the means with the end. His fat-addled, white-trash brain absorbed all the 80's tropes and by process of elimination he associated himself with a "Nerd". "I'm a nerd, therefore I have to study nerd stuff!" the fat fuck thought.

"I'll be an engineer!"
"a what engineer?"
"I don't know....I love science! I'll do sciency stuff, just like Egon in the Ghostbusters!"

Let's de-mystify the STEM careers, for the love of god. Chris Chipman has a piece of paper that qualifies him for looking at an excel spreadsheet about an X number of topics. That's it. He's not designing efficient machinery, he's not crunching over how to salvage overbudgeted and understaffed projects, he's not even jury rigging pieces or doing Q&A testing. He's a fat fuck with a do-nothing position that he got because the economy was good.....and there's hundreds of thousands like him right now as the economy is tanking.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

are we sure she's not adopted?

She’s gorgeous despite resembling her mother. Not adopted. It’s still very possible that she’s the biggest lolcow in her peer group, though. If so, she at least keeps it offline.

 

[Pagliacci]

Let's not forget that there are engineers and "engineers". It's the 20/80 rule where 20% of people who can make products/meet goals/generate wealth support the other 80% who went through X number of years of a Diploma Mill, got a piece of paper and scream "I fucking LOVE science".

The best engineer I have ever worked with went to a trade school at 16, had 2 years of experience AND then went for 5 years of mechanical engineering. He could be the back-up of every single technician we had on staff despite being in a white collar position.
The worst? A guy so insecure about his intelligence that he had to type 20 page reports and mile long emails with unnecessary information just to make himself sound smarter (and when push came to shove he couldn't answer a yes/no question).

College is a system, the moment you learn to adapt to the system you can pass. You don't devour 50 manuals worth of information and ace a test with all the knowledge you have acquired; instead you carefully select what was talked about in class, what the seniors know about the course and compile the information of previous years exams to find a pattern. After that, you crunch the numbers on how much extra credits you have accrued and select which chapters you can digest and which are not time/cost effective. Rinse and repeat for 5 years + a project that you may or may not need to pay for. That's how you get an oversaturated market of STEM graduates that think a degree in Theoretical Math somehow warrants them a 6 figure salary.

My point is that Chris has confused the means with the end. His fat-addled, white-trash brain absorbed all the 80's tropes and by process of elimination he associated himself with a "Nerd". "I'm a nerd, therefore I have to study nerd stuff!" the fat fuck thought.

"I'll be an engineer!"
"a what engineer?"
"I don't know....I love science! I'll do sciency stuff, just like Egon in the Ghostbusters!"

Let's de-mystify the STEM careers, for the love of god. Chris Chipman has a piece of paper that qualifies him for looking at an excel spreadsheet about an X number of topics. That's it. He's not designing efficient machinery, he's crunching over how to salvage overbudgeted and understaffed projects, he's not even jury rigging pieces or doing Q&A testing. He's a fat fuck with a do-nothing position that he got because the economy was good.....and there's hundreds of thousands like him right now as the economy is tanking.

It's actually pretty pathetic the way he tries to boast about being an engineer. He's the type of guy who regularly says "HEY I'M AN ENGINEER YOU KNOW!" as if it's impressive. He wants everyone to be proud of him for calculating some numbers. He wants everyone to be proud of him just for little things like that.

Maybe the fact that he had Bob in his ear constantly talking about what a galaxy brain he is went to his head.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's actually pretty pathetic the way he tries to boast about being an engineer. He's the type of guy who regularly says "HEY I'M AN ENGINEER YOU KNOW!" as if it's impressive. He wants everyone to be proud of him for calculating some numbers. He wants everyone to be proud of him just for little things like that.

Maybe the fact that he had Bob in his ear constantly talking about what a galaxy brain he is went to his head.

Like all midwits, he’s inordinately proud of his credentials: an undergrad and post-grad degree just like those possessed by tens of millions of other 110 IQ normies who were willing to go into deep debt to buy them, and who think their pieces of paper elevate them to a 160 IQ. He’s literally too stupid to understand how hilarious and embarrassing this is.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Like all midwits, he’s inordinately proud of his credentials: an undergrad and post-grad degree just like those possessed by tens of millions of other 110 IQ normies who were willing to go into deep debt to buy them, and who think their pieces of paper elevate them to a 160 IQ. He’s literally too stupid to understand how hilarious and embarrassing this is.

>110 IQ
>Chipman Clan

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 110 is Ivy League level (on average). Chris has one from Bumfuck PA, where sub 90 can get one.

It's actually pretty pathetic the way he tries to boast about being an engineer. He's the type of guy who regularly says "HEY I'M AN ENGINEER YOU KNOW!" as if it's impressive. He wants everyone to be proud of him for calculating some numbers. He wants everyone to be proud of him just for little things like that.

Everytime someone says that the correct response would be. "Cool story bro, now do it without perfect conditions and without rounding Pi".

Edit: Spoony has CS degree and he had a meltdown a few weeks ago about perfect randomness not existing because he saw an app for a dice rolling game to prove everyone how smart he is.
That's the perfect example of the type of "engineer" that Chris Chipman is (just not as deranged).

Double Edit: "You need to have a fairly high IQ to understand Rock and Morty yada yada yada". Marvel movies have things like paralel universes, space travel, physics terms, etc but they are made for the lowest common denominator. Just because it sounds sciency and the audience gets it, the audience immediately thinks that they are smart and anyone that calls capeshit...capeshit does not like it and therefore are not smart. I didn't think I would live to see the day when "The emperor having no clothes" would be a cottage industry.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Just send me THEM money"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1323248739725807616

https://archive.vn/FskpX

First, that is communism and you know it. Second, we have entire threads on this site for people who live off of Government dosh who are horrible, miserable pieces of shit. Money is not a balm that magically cures all ails. The fact that you are still the way you are when you were making $3k, now back to $4k due to your shit canning so maybe it does pay to be worthless and unlikable, should be proof enough of that. Lastly, I like how the lapsed when it comes to the faith but still proudly Catholic when it comes to demographics, for want of a better word, says "Protestant work ethic" like it's some sort of insult.

 

[Positron]

It is such an achievement to liken the Protestant work ethics with video games (and make video games sound like a better deal).

Spoony has CS degree and he had a meltdown a few weeks ago about perfect randomness not existing because he saw an app for a dice rolling game

It is not that perfect randomness does not exist as a mathematical concept; it is that we might not be able to implement it in any physical system.

Anyway

 

[Foltest]

"Just send me THEM money"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1323248739725807616

https://archive.vn/FskpX

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Of course a fucking lapsed catholic doesn't believe in the protestant work ethics.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

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Says the guy who’s constantly e-begging to provide for his family buy cheap toys for your consoomer brain.

 

[Mola Ram]

Of course a fucking lapsed catholic doesn't believe in the protestant work ethics.

Lapsed leftwing Catholics are some of the nastiest, most judgmental fuckheads out there. They tend to sneer not just at other Christian denominations, but at fellow Catholics who actually believe.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

He so basic. Plus "80s metal" could mean anything. Is he talking NWOBHM? Thrash? Hair metal? I know this guy doesn't listen to Bathory.

MetalBob could actually be a funny saga. Whenever a band was exposed as NSBM he'd shout on Twitter for days on end and he'd declare a boycott on Megadeth because Dave Mustaine is a right wing conspiracy nut.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Suddenly the subject switched to LGBTBBQ:
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First Poland, then the rest of the backward gay-hating world, right Bob?

 

[BHWuser]

Scotty was smart and useful.
I wonder why they werent any "film critics" screaming about Brunch in either of the TV shows, movies or books. Maybe they were all in that holodeck simulator of episodes of THE BIG PICTURE.

Bob believes he's smart and useful. He's not, but he likes to believe.

 

[Carlos Thin]

That Bio... "Libertine" lol.

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https://archive.md/xgSzD

Wait, I heard that correctly?! You like the critically acclaimed movies of Frank Capra?! Your patrician tastes are just too much

 

[Meriasek]

Bob believes he's smart and useful. He's not, but he likes to believe.

He believes he's a Thinker. In reality, of course, he's nothing but a consoomer.

 

[Pagliacci]

He believes he's a Thinker. In reality, of course, he's nothing but a consoomer.

The crazy amount of cognitive dissonance I see in Bob led me to making the above pic just as a reminder of how fucked his mind is.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

A transporter malfunction created a duplicate of William Riker in Next Gen.

There are a lot of episodes of Star Trek that rely on the whole "transporter malfunction", so much that the Star Trek wiki has an entire page dedicated to listing off all the possible things a transporter can do to someone.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Transporter_accident

Like, there have been episodes where transporters have embedded random debris into people, split one person into two people (one good, one evil), fused two different people together, reversed the aging process, transported people into alternate universes, and even sent them through time.

Are you really surprised that Dr. McCoy is so afraid of transporters?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Wait, I heard that correctly?! You like the critically acclaimed movies of Frank Capra?! Your patrician tastes are just too much

That bio!!! I like how he refers to himself as libertine and anti-censorship while he aggressively pro-censorship and supports government controlling all aspects of life. Also if someone says they like Kurosawa, I automatically assume they are a pretentious pseudo-intellectual until they prove otherwise. If you looked up pseudo-intellectual in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Bob's Downs syndrome stricken face.

 

[Pagliacci]

At Bob's size, there isn't enough room for him pretty much anywhere.

This pic still breaks my mind. Not the fact that he is capable of eating this, but the fact that he thinks that's a "fairly small amount for an average sized person".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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This pic still breaks my mind. Not the fact that he is capable of eating this, but the fact that he thinks that's a "fairly small amount for an average sized person".

This was my intro to Bob and led me to this thread. Originally I was most entertained by the same aspect as you. Now my favorite part is that Bob only tweeted this to try to look smart, dropping what passes for scientific knowledge in his cohort of fools. He just can’t help making an ass of himself.