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For Bob, it's never enough for his side to win or his idea to be implemented. Bob is never satisfied with winning alone, someone has to lose and be punished for him to be happy.
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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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BREAKING: Fat NEET rages at RINO Senator for... what?
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1325383014478712833 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1325383014478712833 (Archive)
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How transphobic of Bob.
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For having an R next to him, of course. And to get some clout, which he won't get, even with 65 likes and counting.
A brief off-topic comment: I once read about the 2008 American election cycle that the closest thing it had to a woman is Mitt Romney. I guess it's because he's as milquetoast and passive as can be. And this is what he gets, and deserves to get, for trying to appease people who would rather want him destitute and dead.
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I guess he is raging over Biden's victory speech already. "I seek not to divide, but to unify. We are not enemies, but Americans."
Chris, however, have already given the speech an ominous spin:
Chris has horrible taste of women:
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As I said, Bobby isn't exactly enthusiastic about Biden's message of unity and healing:
I strongly doubt Bobby knows even one person who voted for Trump.
Even other people being conciliatory somehow offends him:
At least Trump has wife and kids.
Bob knows how sex feels:
Bobby thinks people should lose their home and livelihood because they voted someone he doesn't like:
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However, Bobby's focus right now isn't on Biden, but on AOC.
Bobby shit-talks a negro and got shit-talked back. (Ragnarok Lobster doesn't specify the "she", but other twitterites assumes it is AOC.)
Now the following is definitely about AOC:
Bobby thinks Democrats of all descriptions should learn to lie on social media, and change their lies to best please the group they address:
With such political acumen I wonder why Banana Wu didn't hire Bobby as his campaign consultant already.
Here Bobby demonstrates what he means by "getting comfortable with lying":
Incoherent rant over the latest QAnon rumor:
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Bobby gets mad at House Nigger Chapelle:
Peter Coffin!!!!!!!
Bobby cares, precisely because Harris is a cop whom he'd count on to punish the undesirables.
Bobby shills Netflix to parents:
Bobby loves the Bumblebee movie:
What does he mean by "horse girls"?
No one fucking cares about you being "unsafe" in God's great America Luke. Go troon someplace else.
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You're doing God's Work Positron by reading through Bob's twitter. I find the screencaps where Bob has to interact with people the most interesting because based negro just told him to shut the fuck up and he limped back like the bitch he is. This was over a ver, very tame critizism. Imagine if he wen't full sped on a POC? He would not live that down ever.
P.S. Didn't Coffin block him? How the hell is he replying back?
P.S. Didn't Coffin block him? How the hell is he replying back?
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Coffin doesn't reply back; it's all Bobby stalking Senpai's Twitter. Maybe my editing the screenshot makes it unclear (I want to show the entirety of Coffin's tweet) but here Bobby is capping a post by Coffin (as well as some other post) and write snide remarks.
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I guess this should be the beginning of us renaming the thread "The Chipman bros". Chris is going Bob's way way too hard way too fast. He's already clamoring for revenge on conservatives for "robbing" the presidency in the last elections and he's posting propaganda and gobbling it up. How much time will it take for him to become a carbon copy of Bob?
Tbh, it's probably safer in those "bigoted and backward places" that they talk about. Or at least cops will be willing to enforce basic law and order on unrily population.
But if giving up the lives of gays, troons and blacks over law and order is a necessity, it's a small price to pay. Less than 20% of the population
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Agreed. You're the man Positron, I'd slit my wrists if I had to read that fat degenerate's ravings every day.
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I don't know how you manged to read through Bob tweet without going full A-log on him Godspeed.
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But we also don't have smoking-gun proof of crimes the way we did with Nixon. The man was caught ranting on tape about serious felonies and abusing his power to cover them up so there was almost a presumption that Ford's DoJ would press charges. There was also practically zero support for Nixon when he stepped down-his approval was in the 20s and a majority of Republicans were planning to vote to impeach/convict.
With Trump 40-plus percent of the country would see any investigation as a bullshit witch hunt and the Senate will likely be 52-48 R next session. It might still happen but Biden and Harris are likely to weigh it against getting nominees and laws approved. This goes double when the 2022 midterm map looks very unfavorable to them.
It looks like he is replying to screencaps rather than the original tweets. It's pathetic but Bob is a cow for a reason.
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The longer you watch him, the easier it is. When I started following this thread back in 2017, I used to get legitimately pissed at his various outrageous statements. Eventually I realized it's not only not worth it -- it's the wrong reaction. Bob is one of the most pathetic figures on the Farms, because his rage and sneering all come from a place of impotence. He affects nothing. He moves no one. He has no power over anything, even his own impulses. He has few friends besides family, and even his online acquaintances keep their distance (or openly dunk on him) because his behavior is so obnoxious ... which of course leads to him being even more obnoxious, because he's too immature to know how to deal with it appropriately.
Take the election. If against the odds Trump pulls a court victory or some other arcane Electoral College win, Bob will be apoplectic. But as it's looking more likely that Biden is President, already we've seen the crazier types getting sharply criticized -- even the darling AOC, who is catching a lot of the blame in her own party for their miserable showing in down ballot races -- so as not to poison whatever mandate Biden's got. Bob is not going to be able to control himself, and I think you're going to see a lot more of his putative allies shitting on him when he starts calling for retribution. Which will, of course, only lead to him saying ever more noxious things.
Pity, not outrage. Bob is not outrageous. Bob is pitiful.
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I've never seen him talk about it but I'd imagine that at the very least he has MassHealth like baby brother which might explain why he's so scared of even stepping a foot outside.
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Exactly. Bob's punishment is being Bob Chipman.
I find it funny that Aimee Therese, Coffin, Hbobmber, etc. They are not his enemies, they are all his allies. This is high school all over again for Bob.
He starts shit with his very own people because he instinctively knows that the other side will shove his head in a toilet while his side will at least try to reason with him. Then Bob makes a scenario in his head where his own side are his bullies and, like Coffin, his side just leaves him alone. Then Bob claims to be a victim.
This is why we need to reopen the schools and high schools. This level of socialization and social awareness if absolutely critical for emotional maturity. Know when you're the asshole and own it. Be sincere and realize when you're the toxic shit head that needs to cool his jets. It's better to have 90 IQ but 100% social skills (know when to speak, know when to shut up and stop seeing the world as you were the main character of a movie) than being a 120 IQ with nothing to offer to the table.
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Remember what I said about Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes)? People in the comic rarely lose their temper with him despite him being an annoying snot. Bobby is the same: all noise, no deeds. It is hard to get mad at someone like that.
(It also helps that I don't understand at least half of what he writes.)
The left eat each other for breakfast; we are seeing division among the Dems hours after Biden declared victory. This makes Biden's "unify" speech very hollow.
In the less elevated arena of Twitter, the division only runs deeper and more overt -- hence more fun to watch.
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If Bob had a single speck of intelligence in his completely smooth brain, he'd be sucking up to Mitt. The Senate looks like it's going to be evenly divided or slightly Republican, so the Dems should be looking toward subverting one or two of the Rinos, which they're going to need to get anything through. Not our Bob, he'd rather scream hate at the very people the Dems are going to need.
Tldr, Bob knows nothing about real-world politics because Bob knows nothing about the real world.
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Catching up on old Bob tweets and I think "adrenochromarita" is supposed to be a weird Bobism for "adrenochrome + margarita". As I understand (correct me if I get anything wrong) certain alt-right conspiracies mention adrenochrome as this substance that the elites take in order to keep themselves young and virile. In context it looks like Bob is making fun of pizzagate types and their criticism of elites, but it's still weird because he's implying if he was an elite he would in fact drink adrenochrome himself.
The reason THAT is weird is because adrenochrome is believed to be harvested from the blood of tortured children in Satanic sex rituals. Not exactly something you want to joke about liking, especially with Bob's current pedo reputation on the heels of the Cuties saga. I'll give Bob the benefit of the doubt and assume he's just being ignorant about what he's talking about (like he always is), but if I wanted to be an asshole about it I could point out this is an even worse look for Bob when you consider the type of James Gun jokes he was so vehemently defending.
Didn't go into this thread today expecting to talk about Satanic torture rituals but I guess Bob is just full of surprises.
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Blobby outside of a national threat a member of Congress should vote for what is good for their district, a Senator for what is good for their state, and the President and VP should look out for the country and try to wrangle the votes they need.
Oh as for the "Do the Dance" crap ask John Kerry how that worked out because being a flip flopper who would tell anyone anything did hurt him with voters in 04.
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"Obliterate White Trash America"
Just imagine that I am posting a picture of a Chipman family dinner here.
Just imagine that I am posting a picture of a Chipman family dinner here.
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