Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I wrote a comment here many pages back saying that Bob would probably kill himself when more famous leftists on Twitter start blocking him. This is not funny anymore. Are we in the time of ending for MovieBob? Is there any hopes for Bob in the grim darkness of the far future?
Bob must die...

...so that Biden may rise.

Tis the law of equivalent exchange.

Or not. That's actually not a bad deal if you're a Biden person. Nobody gives a shit about Bob, as Lindsay so aptly demonstrated. His usefulness at sperging about Trump will soon be at an end anyways. Maybe he's avoided this outcome until now because of that.

If Hbomberguy or Anita go after Bob next that could be deadly.
Naturally, let us hope that happens

I don't think Anita-proper would go after him though. Hbomberguy and Anita's simps? Sure. Buckle up.
 
Bob must die...

...so that Biden may rise.

Tis the law of equivalent exchange.

Or not. That's actually not a bad deal if you're a Biden person. Nobody gives a shit about Bob, as Lindsay so aptly demonstrated. His usefulness at sperging about Trump will soon be at an end anyways. Maybe he's avoided this outcome until now because of that.


Naturally, let us hope that happens

I don't think Anita-proper would go after him though. Hbomberguy and Anita's simps? Sure. Buckle up.
How was Bob useful in going against Trump? He looks crazy and makes anti Trumpers look bad by association.
 
RIP my fucking sides. I take back everything I said about 2020, it rocks.

Robert is no doubt extra humiliated because he ONLY posted that selfie as an attempt to prove to KF that he is too friends with Lindsay. That was the only reason it was a public tweet and not a DM. Robert didn’t tweet it for her benefit; he tweeted it for ours. Because we have been calling out Robert’s creepy behavior toward Lindsay for several months.

How intelligent can he believe himself to be when “stalker doxing forums” and “harassment sites” can see his creepy behavior from miles out and he can’t? For someone who loves to say “I am aware” about everything, he has zero awareness of how intensely disliked he is, even by people he considers (for no reason!) to be his friends.

Pretty sad when you need Kiwi Farms to be your moral compass, Robert.

Also, I enjoyed going into an incognito window and playing the alphabet auto-complete game with Robert’s name. Some highlights:

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How a normal person would tweet: "lol sorry thirsty, want to hit her up. Oh well, no biggie."

How Bob tweets: "Shocked at the harrassment and gas lighting. Like Socrates, I am sentenced for punishment for only the most Nobel of intent. Elucid, visa ve, I request no verbal assaults on either party. I have AIDS."
 
How a normal person would tweet: "lol sorry thirsty, want to hit her up. Oh well, no biggie."

How Bob tweets: "Shocked at the harrassment and gas lighting. Like Socrates, I am sentenced for punishment for only the most Nobel of intent. Elucid, visa ve, I request no verbal assaults on either party. I have AIDS."
I wonder how his "wannabe like big bro" brother Chris is going to react to this whole debacle and whether he'll white knight for bob-bro or subtweet the heck out of people that have been telling Bob "I told you bro, she's not going to fuck you" for years and accuse the "dang dirty trolls" of poisoning Lindsay Ellis against the pure innocent Right Side of History der Fuehrer In Bob We Trust.

Hell, Bob probably still believes Yahtzee is his friend.
 
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With his second firing from Escapist and the ongoing wall of silence from Lindsay in response to his thirst, Robert has tweeted multiple reassurances that there was nothing interesting to see here, don’t believe fake news, etc. He was straight-up lying in the case of Escapist. In this case, I think Robert is enough of a dumbass incel to have truly believed they enjoyed a mutually reciprocal friendship.

Imagine being this Robert.
 
It's honestly hilarious how I typed up how Bob was essentially a sexist incel who became further left for pussy and then this shit happened which proves me right, and from Lindsay of all people. I really want to see if there are other women he likes that will denounce him publicly but that's doubtful. Still it's quite hilarious how Bob even made some "nice guy" tier excuses like her leading him on.
I dont think he's worth the effort to be honest.
A vengeful element of woman's outing a man involves cutting down a man and making him fall from grace.
Bob cant be cut down any lower, he's at rock bottom.
It's like trying to punish a hobo. What are you going do to a hobo? Being a hobo is punishment enough.
Similiar sentiment was present in this thread already.
Bob's greatest punishment is being Bob Chipman.
The women on twitter already know this.
All that is left is just to block him, 6 times if have to.

I wrote a comment here many pages back saying that Bob would probably kill himself when more famous leftists on Twitter start blocking him. This is not funny anymore. Are we in the time of ending for MovieBob? Is there any hopes for Bob in the grim darkness of the far future?
If he lived in a more unforgiving territory where pity and mercy were unaffordable? Maybe. Unfortunately he's living in first world so that wont happen.
That's the thing I notice about lolcows, they can exist almost only in 1st world rich countries where social security and wealth is large enough to prevent them from just dying on the street.
There's a bloody reason why lolcows are almost exclusively american thing.
Any veteran poster here who can prove me wrong though?
Has there ever been a lolcow which finally died or got locked up for their antics?
 
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Lindsay's politics might be shit, but I don't think she's completely stupid. Fair is fair. She's certainly just smart enough to comprehend how male feminist allies are wolves in sheep's clothing.

I predict at some point Bob is gonna lose his shit over not getting that SJW puss, and go full Incel/MRA. It will be a glorious day and spell his complete ruination.

Lindsay is very smart, but it's not because she identified MovieBob as a wolf in sheep's clothing. He's not that kind of male feminist, he's a toothless retard desperate for attention and validation from women. The smart thing Lindsay did here was identifying that she held all the power in this situation and could nuke Bob from orbit + never have his tweets again + get asspats for being A Strong Independent Woman Who Stands Up For Herself. It's a dream scenario for someone looking to create an orgy of retweets and beneficial drama.

If she actually just cared about getting Bob to fuck off, the obvious solution would have been to shoot him a DM telling him to do so. He would have capitulated instantly. Doing it in public was a power move that she could only pull off because she knows that she is untouchable compared to Bob in the Social Justice hierarchy. She wanted everyone to see her light him up.
 
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I wrote a comment here many pages back saying that Bob would probably kill himself when more famous leftists on Twitter start blocking him. This is not funny anymore. Are we in the time of ending for MovieBob? Is there any hope for Bob in the grim darkness of the far future?
This is not funny anymore.
Is there any hope for Bob in the grim darkness of the far future?
This is where the rainbows come from, fren.
Ooooof. Lindsay is really not pulling any punches with her complete destruction and public humilation of CinemaRobert.

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As reprehensible as Lindsay is, going for a Mortal Kombat fatality is her only real option here. Good on her.
 
It'll be interesting to see how many SJWs go after Bob for this. Before, calling him out on his shit was going against one of their own in their minds, but Lindsay has a higher ranking in their minds, thanks to her tits and better views. So anyone who was getting pissed at him making them look bad now has the opportunity to go hard for him and look good. Unless she's telling people in private not to draw attention to it, we might see some big names slap him down.
 
Ooooof. Lindsay is really not pulling any punches with her complete destruction and public humilation of CinemaRobert.

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oh man big oof energy. When Lindsay The Abortion Ellis thinks Bob's toxic, then man, that's saying something and bob should seriously reconsider his life choices (and his therapist, who is clearly unequipped to handle this level of autism).

Not that he won't try to make any excuses, such as "The dang dirty trolls convinced Lindsay that I was toxic with faked and doctored tweets, friendo!" and spiral further into ChrisChanism. What's next, tweeting furiously abut MegaJerkPsyOps? Is he going to go full Conspiracy Theory, blaming the Gamergate 4chan Farms memers?
 
Bob has probably shows those Con photos whenever he's asked by family if he's got a girlfriend yet.
If she actually just cared about getting Bob to fuck off, the obvious solution would have been to shoot him a DM telling him to do so. He would have capitulated instantly.
He would've used it as a chance to passive-aggressively argue and eventually leak the DMs if it didn't go his way.
 
Bob has probably shows those Con photos whenever he's asked by family if he's got a girlfriend yet.
probably justified with (well up until NOW, at least) "We're in a long distance relationship but it works for us"

Now the real question: Will Bob tell people IRL that he and his "girlfriend" just broke up?
 
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