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Bob's enthusiasm for eugenics has always puzzled me. All he has to do is catch his own reflection in the McDonalds window to realize he's not going on the "approved" list.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I mean, he's also incredibly dumb, but seems to think of himself as a genius whose job is very intellectually demanding. Just like pretty much any other lolcows, his self-image is completely skewed.
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He reminds me of Ernst Rohm a fat faggot who even his fellow Nazis hated him so much they killed his ass.
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So what the fuck is up with his face, are those cheekbones or very specific fat folds or what? His Photoshopped images always have this weird look
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That to me is what is most fascinating about him. We talk about him wanting to be a dictator, but he wants even more than that. He wants to be god. It's funny watching him lose his mind because he isn't capable of being in control of everything in the universe. He has such a huge ego and superiority complex that being mortal really makes him miserable.
Bob has had a good run the last few months but we also have to take into consideration that the Ethan Ralph stuff also happened this year. It's fun watching Bob further destroy himself, but let me know when he grooms a teenage meth head and proceeds to release a sex tape where he sucks shit off of his thumb. All of which happened because Null made a harmless corn joke.
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Cue scene of Bob muttering to himself as he steps out of the basement after spending the entire day doing damage control on twitter: "I did not hit on her! It's not true! It's bullshit, I did not hit on her! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Chris!" 
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Despite being over 300 lbs, he has sunken cheeks that never go away. Doesn't make sense anatomically but Bob is special in more ways then one.
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Allow me to posit a different hypothesis: what if those are the contours of his cheek bones? Ye gads! Those jowls and that double chin make me wonder.
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Bros... she fucked with the /bobmob/
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Well the Senate is likely to hold the Senate, so Bob has a lot of anger to unleash on right wingers for holding back
Frankly, I loved to see the other lolcows on the Farms flipped their shit if Biden gets #MeToo during his next four years. That would cause many heads to explode.
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I reckon he stores food in them, like a hamster. It's a really useful trick at a buffet, but it stretches them out: Since we only get to see them empty, they look weird.
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I've always wondered about that. Whatever else you might say about that photo, it is very striking.
Fucker deserves everything terrible.
I need to confess and attend Mass because I owe God. I knew when I saw his tweets protected tonight. Never been done. Something big happened, I said.
I am probably the most sympathetic as far as "creepy is an attack on autistic people". Ted was correct when he said leftists are oversocialized, they expect everyone to know and worship the "social". But it's important to note two things: She literally never acknowledged his presence on social media, or as far as we know interacted in person (except for one photo). Even an autist like me could figure something out if my only evidence of this person liking me is a years-old photo. Second: Lindsay was right even if Bob didn't post the photo or do anything. Bob's unironic opinions, his support of social darwinism and (actual) white supremacist, (actual) nazi rhetoric means that she is entirely justified in making sure it is clear she has no relation. It's brand protection. If I became a neo-nazi my best friend is justified in dropping me in public because obviously he doesn't want to be associated with Nazism. Lindsay is Based here.
If his account ever comes back you should look to see if he posted about "mysterious unfollowing twitter glitch" or "unfollowed accounts by glitch" something like that. I think he did, and I bet it was actually Lindsay softblocking him. He saw it had happened and didn't want to specifically say "Lindsay Ellis" so he posed it as some vague twitter question about glitches or "followers" or "accounts" something. "unfollowed some accounts" maybe? Use Twitter's search function.
AS for what happens now? Put $10 in for me on "writes public apology letter on his blog" which ends up making things worse and ballooning into every center-left account dunking on him. He is forever the creepy Lindsay ellis guy. I feel strange. Like a certain faith in humanity restored. I might have to go back to centrist civic nationalism instead of anti-human accelerationism. Meltdown didn't prepare me for such a righteous time.
Apologies if anyone has already posted this Lindsay tweet. She knows the shit he says is terrible and I think it likely that was a big part of the reason this is public not private.
I need to confess and attend Mass because I owe God. I knew when I saw his tweets protected tonight. Never been done. Something big happened, I said.
I am probably the most sympathetic as far as "creepy is an attack on autistic people". Ted was correct when he said leftists are oversocialized, they expect everyone to know and worship the "social". But it's important to note two things: She literally never acknowledged his presence on social media, or as far as we know interacted in person (except for one photo). Even an autist like me could figure something out if my only evidence of this person liking me is a years-old photo. Second: Lindsay was right even if Bob didn't post the photo or do anything. Bob's unironic opinions, his support of social darwinism and (actual) white supremacist, (actual) nazi rhetoric means that she is entirely justified in making sure it is clear she has no relation. It's brand protection. If I became a neo-nazi my best friend is justified in dropping me in public because obviously he doesn't want to be associated with Nazism. Lindsay is Based here.
If his account ever comes back you should look to see if he posted about "mysterious unfollowing twitter glitch" or "unfollowed accounts by glitch" something like that. I think he did, and I bet it was actually Lindsay softblocking him. He saw it had happened and didn't want to specifically say "Lindsay Ellis" so he posed it as some vague twitter question about glitches or "followers" or "accounts" something. "unfollowed some accounts" maybe? Use Twitter's search function.
AS for what happens now? Put $10 in for me on "writes public apology letter on his blog" which ends up making things worse and ballooning into every center-left account dunking on him. He is forever the creepy Lindsay ellis guy. I feel strange. Like a certain faith in humanity restored. I might have to go back to centrist civic nationalism instead of anti-human accelerationism. Meltdown didn't prepare me for such a righteous time.
Apologies if anyone has already posted this Lindsay tweet. She knows the shit he says is terrible and I think it likely that was a big part of the reason this is public not private.
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What probably happened was since he's on twitter all day every day, he eventually notices that he hasn't seen Lindsay tweet anything so he goes to her page to see if he's missed something, when he sees he's no longer following her. Assuming that this is a glitch, he just follows again and doesn't think anything of it when it keeps happening.
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It's giving me a secondary laugh honestly. Some dude earlier in the thread was like "this has happened to all of us!" Wtf dude no it hasn't
If you act like this much of a sped in public you deserve to and absolutely should be humiliated to within an inch of your life. It'll teach you not to do it again. Maybe if CinemaBlobert had gotten a bit more of this treatment in high school he would have grown up into a slightly more functional individual. Yeah, yeah,
I know.tbh this is exactly the sort of thing that actual stalking experts would tell people to be wary about. He's imagined a nonexistent relationship with his
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More from The Abortion:
Remember male feminists and SJW allies: don't even "signal boost" unless your Overladies order you to!
Remember male feminists and SJW allies: don't even "signal boost" unless your Overladies order you to!
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Wait, not to break up the thread but Bob has an Asian fetish? Can't say I'm surprised. As a mediocre white guy he would.
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The past two days have been my favorite Cinema Blobert Saga of all time. If anything pushes him into troonery or MRA stuff or somehow both at once the process clearly starts now.
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The recent "Bob gets Dunked" saga, encapsulated into a single image:
(Feel free to toss clocks my way if someone else has posted a similar photoshop...)
(Feel free to toss clocks my way if someone else has posted a similar photoshop...)
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