Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm beginning to doubt that, actually. I think Lindsay might be sincere in her belief that he's toxic and he's taken his political commentary too far. Bob is pretty fucking extremist.
Lindsay Ellis has always been very careful about who she goes after. She still doesn't publicy attack Channel Awesome, even when begged to do so by her orbiters.

She has a video out at the moment about how she pounded down some chick lit writer that threatened her with a lolsuit. She was pretty merciless and tried to make it seem like an epic fight, but in the same video she mentiones how YouTube reached out to her personally to offer her support, likewise with Patreon. There was absolutly no risk to Ellis, and she baldface lied to her audience when she claimed there was.

Movieblob is well movieblob.... and she mercillessly beat on him on twitter for the amusement of her audience, all while he begs for mercy. It's pretty funny but it's also very risk free for her.
 
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Lindsay Ellis has always been very careful about who she goes after. She still doesn't publicy attack Channel Awesome, even when begged to do so by her orbiters.

She has a video out at the moment about how she pounded down some chick lit writer that threatened her with a lolsuit. She was pretty merciless and and tried to make it seem like an epic fight, but in the same video she mentiones how YouTube reached out to her personally to offer her support, likewise with Patreon. There was absolutly no risk to Ellis, and she baldface lied to her audience when she claimed there was.

Movieblob is well movieblob.... and she mercillessly beat on him on twitter for the amusement of her audience, all while he begs for mercy. It's pretty funny but it's also very risk free for her.

Other than the passive aggressive comment about gaslighting (which made him look like a sulking little pussy), Bob has no stomach for this fight whatsoever. He's been even more cringing and pathetic than he is when he gets called out by troons for saying something stupid or un-woke.

Whatever happened to "I'm from Boston. We fight."? I guess that was just more bullshit from a guy who is a veritable fountain of bullshit.
 
Other than the passive aggressive comment about gaslighting (which made him look like a sulking little pussy), Bob has no stomach for this fight whatsoever. He's been even more cringing and pathetic than he is when he gets called out by troons for saying something stupid or un-woke.

Whatever happened to "I'm from Boston. We fight."? I guess that was just more bullshit from a guy who is a veritable fountain of bullshit.
That's why she picked him. Imagine she had done that to asomeone other than Moviebob, and they had pushed back even to the extend of pointing out she was willfully misrepresenting his intention, and it suited her at the time to pose for that selfie.

Actually if he had a put up a bit of a fight it could have gone pretty well for him. Instead he just misuses the term gaslight and sulks.
 
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He should also realize he's supporting corporate socialism. He wants movie theaters subsidized by the government now, and then (ostensibly) the profits go back to being privatized when the pandemic passes.

This is problematic because corporate socialism is the one form of socialism that shitlibs usually hate. Ironically, it is also an example of them holding the correct view on socialism, for once. It would be hilarious to see somebody call him out on this.

I know Bob hates the U.S. Constitution, but it actually has a mechanism to help movie theaters, and any other business: It's called bankruptcy.
He's a neolib who says the quiet part loud. He absolutely worships corporations and loves corporate welfare. It seems like he loves corporate welfare more than welfare given how he wishes it would be withheld from half the country while driving wages down for the worker.
Blobbo blames Trump for forcing the Lockdown that closed his beloved cinemas and cancelled Halloween (It's a holiday centered around junk food: of COURSE it's his favorite!) But at the same time Bob blames Trump for not doing enough to stop the virus, and he stays voluntarily locked down inside his basement apartment, not even going out for exercise.

So what is it, Bob? Are lockdowns bad or good? You can't wholeheartedly support something one minute, then blame a guy you hate for pushing it the next moment. You can't demand people stay home and mask up one second, then say the government should open up movie theaters and public venues the next second. I'm not angry at Bob for his genocidal rants against the white middle class; it's his prevaricating, incoherent nature that I can't stand. He's just saying whatever he thinks he needs to say to make himself accepted by his peer group. (We already know what his peer group thinks of him, so all of Bob's mealy-mouthed assertions are just wasted anyway...)
He's not the only one who believes this. There are a lot of people who believe that all we have to do is lock down just one more time for another month. Just once more, and it'll all be fine. He's also far from the only one who believes that you can just throw money at people in perpetuity without actually producing anything or providing a service.
 
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RIP Bad Optics Bob
Cause of Death: Thirstposting
I mean yeah he's a creepy fuck, but it seems a little over-reactive for someone to be all "woah, too far Y I K E S I am calling you out" when the person he subjected his BS to already handled it really well. But I guess that's your MovieBob fanbase (which I still have a hard time accepting is a thing)
 
Lmao Bob thought that his performative “IQ don’t pass, get the gas” extremism was his in with the Twitter leftist cool kids table but going by Lindsay’s “toxicity” comments it is apparently at least part of the reason they publicly reject him.

God tier misreading the room
 
Lmao Bob thought that his performative “IQ don’t pass, get the gas” extremism was his in with the Twitter leftist cool kids table but going by Lindsay’s “toxicity” comments it is apparently at least part of the reason they publicly reject him.
I wonder what demographic favored by the woke would suffer most under Aryan Bob's IQ-based policies.
 
If I got that for sitting on my fat diabetic ass giving shit takes on entertainment media and shittier takes on politics, I would look down people who do physical labor too. What the fuck is wrong with 1,395 of the people on this planet?
It's crazier still when you realize that he offers jackshit for subscribing to his Patreon at all. Up until he got sacked from The Escapist, he rarely posted any updates, basically just putting up a notice any time he actually happened to release a video on his own channel. Now that Patreon is his only source of income, he's updating it more frequently, but it's still just "hey I posted a video, go watch it." There's no news posts of upcoming videos, no behind-the-scenes footage (although I can't say it would be interesting to actually view the green-painted wall), nothing exclusive that rewards backers for their donations. Shit, even the smallest Patreons offer at least some sort of thanks to subscribers, like throwing in a list of names at the end of the video. Bob does none of that.

I'm not saying you can't operate your Patreon like a tip jar, and I actually prefer that in general, but it's baffling to me that there are almost 1400 people that willingly give to a fat retard and get absolutely nothing in return that you can't already get for free. You can even read all of his Patreon posts for free as well, so there's even less of a reason to subscribe!
 
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I guess there’s no room in the Superior Future for an obsolete business model. I suppose they are only jerbs right, Bob?
Bob trying to justify pouring a shitload of tax money to keep a dying business that only he enjoys afloat during a pandemic under the pretense of preserving culture shows what a narcissist he is.
 
Hey Lindsay

I Love You, Lindsay

Mmm... Lindsay... Lindsaaay!

Mmm... Lindsay! Lindsaaay!

Yesss, Lindsay... Lindsay! Mmmm...

You like that, don't you, Lindsay?

Come, on Lindsay... take that cock

Oh Lindsay... Lindsay!

Lindsay... Yes, Lindsay... You take that like a good--BAD girl!

Hnmm...

Oh, Lindsay...LINDSAAAAAAY, LINDSAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Li-- Yeah... Lindsay! Lindsay! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh...

Hnm, ah, yeah, LINDSAY! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! LINDSAY! LINDSAAY! LINDSAAY! LINDSAAAY! Lindsay... HNMPH!

AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!

Lindsay, thank you
 
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