Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

I get that, and here we have the point that the reason she would find him toxic isn't the same reason as why we would find him so.

All I can say is I hope this is also a repudiation of the nastiest shit we've seen him say, and not just him being annoying to her. She's being vague in her reasoning about what she considers toxic.

Either way, she did the right thing. Even if it were just because he was stalking her. I'm not disputing that. I just think it would be neat if she found him toxic for being a genocidal freak in addition to not leaving her alone.

Honestly there is more than enough toxicity spewing out of Bob, that all sorts of people can find entirely different flavors of bile to hate Bob for. He can be both a Eugenecist Nazi and a Creepy Sex pest male feminist. Poor Bob. He was clearly born in the wrong country. Imagine how well he would thrive in North Korea?

 

[Vesperus]

Honestly there is more than enough toxicity spewing out of Bob, that all sorts of people can find entirely different flavors of bile to hate Bob for. He can be both a Eugenecist Nazi and a Creepy Sex pest male feminist. Poor Bob. He was clearly born in the wrong country. Imagine how well he would thrive in North Korea?

He'd fucking starve.

Let's buy him a ticket.

 

[Punt Speedchunk]

Honestly there is more than enough toxicity spewing out of Bob, that all sorts of people can find entirely different flavors of bile to hate Bob for. He can be both a Eugenecist Nazi and a Creepy Sex pest male feminist. Poor Bob. He was clearly born in the wrong country. Imagine how well he would thrive in North Korea?

Well he's certainly got the build of Dear Leader by this point.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s another meme I found.

 

[Flexo]

Man, I take a break to finish one project at the factory and it's the day the thread expands by 20 pages!

Oh I'm not complaining. 4 hrs later and I'm still rock hard from all this.

If 2020 has given us something, it's we finally starting to see Bob's effort finally coming to bite him in the ass. First, Memology, then the Escapist, Now Ellis. I'm so going to enjoy the following days when he tries to cope with this.

You know... 2020 is starting to look worth it all...

Man. What's below the friendzone?

The Bob-zone.

You bet your ass I did.

You sir, have single-handily convinced me to spare humanity for another month.

Uhh, yeah. This shit ain't gonna work. She's a woman. So the prevailing view will be that the power imbalance is in Bob's favor.

It's not, of course, and that's an idiotic assumption for anybody to make about any two people of opposing genders, but it's painfully obvious how this is gonna play out. Bob and his fans are retards who are gonna get their shit pushed in when the "girl power" brigade wakes up in the morning. What broader group is Bob going to appeal to? All the non-lefties he wished death upon over the years? GTFO.

You done fucked up, fat man. You stirred up the hornets in the very clique you chose to stake your entire existence on. You'll be branded a toxic harasser of women from now on.

Reap the whirlwind, fatass. You wanted this.

I love watching postmodernists get into fights so much. They've so embraced the "it's all about how I feel" and "who's the biggest victim" it just escalates into WW3 right off the bat.

For a more serious example, there's apparently a debate in academia with blacks pointing out original americans owned slaves, while the original americans call blacks "colonizers of color." The race for the winning victimhood score is just the best.

Longtime cranky right wing blogger Ace of Spades just went after Bob for a bit of an afternoon blowoff post. Nothing we haven't covered, but Ace's verbiage is amusing.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=391269

Oh your god! Him, Other McCain, Twitchy... I'm just adoring how much of the conservative sphere is discovering moviebob and taking shots at him.

Pity the Bob
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1327420652702330880

"The Lost will say "we were always in Hell" and speak truly..."

Yeah, there is more than a little e-drama histrionics surrounding this whole hilarious shitfight (but then where would the Farms be without histrionics). Is Bob creepy and too dense to get the hint? Absolutely. Is Bob a predator? Come on. That was a ridiculous thing to say, but Lindsay didn't demur when someone said it. Calling Bob a predator is deeply unfair. He's essentially harmless, at least in so far as I really can't imagine his behavior going beyond Twitter.

But then, how fair is Bob to people who commit the unpardonable sin of being Republicans or Christians or living in the Dakotas? What goes around comes around, fucko.

I want to change the poem...

First they came for the Nazis, and I cheered because those guys are evil.
Then they came for the Commie, and I shrugged because I don't like them much.
Then they came for the Religious, and I laughed because they're so dumb.
Then they came for the Conservative, and I clapped because they're evil too.
Then they came for me, and everyone cheered because they said I was a Nazi.

Making a separate post here to let everyone know we got some link love in the comments of other mcCain's article.

 

[Homer Simpson]

>Many of his “progressive” allies were willing to overlook MovieBob’s problematic tendencies for years, but then one day a cute girl says, “Yuck, stop being a creeper,” and that’s all it took to incinerate his career. Such standards, these people.

Cute’s kinda stretching it for Ellis. Other than that, spot on.

She has that "cute" in an attainable way. Like the high school sweetheart cute. The lind of girl you settle for and start a family with. Obviously that shit canned because she is a "progressive" now.

I just realized why blob likes her so much.

Attainable, AND comes with a snack.

 

[AnOminous]

Longtime cranky right wing blogger Ace of Spades just went after Bob for a bit of an afternoon blowoff post. Nothing we haven't covered, but Ace's verbiage is amusing.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=391269

I've always liked Ace. He reads kind of like a right wing me. The comments are funny. They still do the "FIRST" thing. I feel like I'm back in 2005.

 

[Absolutego]

Lindsay cucking him was even further and I wonder what else can make Bob go even lower than that.

Powerleveling his way out of a checkmark and the inevitable twitter ban that will follow once he's been added to the "unwanted idiots to ban on next mass-report" list.

 

[kaien]

I've always liked Ace. He reads kind of like a right wing me. The comments are funny. They still do the "FIRST" thing. I feel like I'm back in 2005.

Yeah, it's the Jurassic Park amber mosquito of Bush 43 conservative blogs. I'm trying to think if there's a surviving left-wing equivalent. Maybe if Firedoglake still existed.

 

[Punt Speedchunk]

Yeah, it's the Jurassic Park amber mosquito of Bush 43 conservative blogs. I'm trying to think if there's a surviving left-wing equivalent. Maybe if Firedoglake still existed.

Fuck, what was the other big lefty blog? It was something-list, right? Or did I pick the wrong week to go senile?

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Making a separate post here to let everyone know we got some link love in the comments of other mcCain's article.
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Welp, rather be a smart-ass than a dumb shit like Bob.

 

[Druveer]

Robert's mad that a movie disagreed with him regarding the term "redneck":
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1327561839199342593

Yeah Robert there is no group out there more powerful and more represented in halls of power that poor rural white hill folks.

Could you imagine Bob trying to live like a poor rural white for a month? It could be a great chance for him to lose weight, but he wouldn't, no, he would instead wipe out all life within a mile- well no nevermind a mile is a bit too far for Robert to walk so lets say... he'd wipe out all life within 30 feet of the cabin and get fatter.

 

[kaien]

Fuck, what was the other big lefty blog? It was something-list, right? Or did I pick the wrong week to go senile?

I mean, you had a million of them back at the height of the Iraq war. If I was to pick a biggest dog on the block it might have been Daily Kos, which still survives, but nowadays it's indistinguishable from any other shitty clickbait news site.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, it's the Jurassic Park amber mosquito of Bush 43 conservative blogs. I'm trying to think if there's a surviving left-wing equivalent. Maybe if Firedoglake still existed.

Daily Kos started in 2002, and is most definitely a left-wing blog. AoS started in 2003. I feel they are about equivalent.

Edit: I feel almost nostalgic for the Bush Derangement Syndrome era now. Twas a simpler time.

 

[Pagliacci]

Could you imagine Bob trying to live like a poor rural white for a month? It could be a great chance for him to lose weight

He would be eating McDonald's for all of his 18 meals of the day, He heard McDonald's is the cheapest food out there and would be tweeting how sad it is he has to live off McNuggies. People would be tweeting him trying to let him know it's objectively cheaper to buy food at the supermarket and cook it yourself but he will ignore all of that. Bob being poor would just fuel his despair and the end result would be a fatter Moviebob.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

Had no idea this guy was so bad of a person. I only heard about him getting roasted by Lindsay Ellis, and I'm a huge fan of hers lol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m lost for words tbh. This is just all so fucking glorious. And I feel like this, posted here a couple days ago, hasn’t gotten nearly enough appreciation. Reinforce your sides before viewing:

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Still dealing with the fallout and now with even more "targeted harassment"!

Was it only w few weeks ago that Bob was crying targeted harassment because of Memeology? Seems like a lifetime ago...

 

[BubbleButt]

I sincerely hope this #bobmob shit Streisands the fuck out of his control now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I know almost every tweet Robert posts includes bad grammar, misspelled words, and other basic English errors. But I just had to point out how retarded he really is. “Full-stop” is the anglicized way of saying “period.” It goes at the end of a statement, unless you’re Film Robert and want to seem cultured but have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about as usual: