Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Not to mention he compared the reveal of Super Mario Brothers 3 to the assassination of JFK and 9/11 in terms of historical impact. Along with the possibility (according to that podcast with some guy who knew him well) that he believes Activision had a hand in 9/11
Time the fuck out. What the hell? ACTIVISION? I mean, they're not my favorite company but just how much mayonnaise did Bob mainline before his brain rotted enough to believe that garbage?
 
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Time the fuck out. What the hell? ACTIVISION? I mean, they're not my favorite company but just how much mayonnaise did Bob mainline before his brain rotted enough to believe that garbage?
It's because of some conspiracy theory Bob believed at some point about how first person shooters were priming people to shoot and gun down "brown people"
 
I really believe Bob gives his family misinformation and lies about himself a lot especially in regards to his clout and beliefs.
Don't forget that Bob is Chris' older brother.

A lot of people have blind spots and worship of their older bros.
If the USA had a mentality on the level of Nazi Germany, we could literally (and not in the "literally means metaphorically") destroy the entire fucking world, and literally (similarly the "not metaphorically" way) in a goddamn HOUR. It's ridiculous to claim this is the case even with Orange Man.
Never mind the horror of a civil war where some states suddenly have nukes at their command vs other states.

Which is what makes Bob's "nuke the reds" rants so funny. Where does he think those missile silos are? Far away from the population centers because the first target of nukes is the enemy's nukes.

So who is able to glass who...
I may be the only admirer of Wilson on this site, everyone else here seems to hate his guts. I even admire his creation of the administrative state. I bet nobody else here does. They should, but they're retarded.
Wilson was literally the president the left claims Trump is.
 
So here's something nobody ever brings up.

About a week after his grandmother's funeral, he had this to report [emphasis mine]:

TUESDAY, JUNE 26TH 2012
Was in a car accident this evening. I’m fine. The car… not so much. The driver in front of the driver in front of me stopped short, causing a secondary short-stoppage, causing me to slam on the breaks and – as it had just rained a bit – SKID right into them. The short-stopper who started the mess fled the scene, leaving me and the young lady I’d just rear-ended to hash things out.
I was freaking out pretty bad. The move to the new place was only days away, and this was not an expense I needed. More immediately, the residents of houses along the street came pouring out to surround us both; apparently she was local and The Neighborhood was coming to her “defense.” I’ve lived in this town long enough to have seen this scenario play out before, and I knew I didn’t want to be on the “offending” side. One guy among the crowd appointed himself the leader and started in trying to wheel and deal me: no cops, let’s just settle up, maybe some cash, insurance will just raise premiums, etc. No thanks, pal. Cops showed up anyway, but not before I’d called the family for a ride (and, frankly, for some strength in numbers).
I was ultimately able to drive the car home – mangled hood, banged-up bumper, and all. It’s sitting outside now, held together by bungies, waiting for me to drive it to the dealership (the owner is my mother’s cousin, so at least I know it’ll be taken care of fairly) in the morning. For now, The Fortress…
I'm nowhere near as informed about the general race/class relationships of Lynn, Massachusetts, but is this meant to imply the woman he hit was black? Also, what's the deal with using scare quotes for "defense" in this case if she were?
 
So here's something nobody ever brings up.

About a week after his grandmother's funeral, he had this to report [emphasis mine]:


I'm nowhere near as informed about the general race/class relationships of Lynn, Massachusetts, but is this meant to imply the woman he hit was black? Also, what's the deal with using scare quotes for "defense" in this case if she were?

Maybe she was black, but in a Boston suburb it's just as likely she was shanty Irish, or Bob is just making shit up. (Notably, if you rear-end someone it's almost always your fault; here it sounds like everyone was following too close.)

As for the scare quotes, Bob doesn't know how to use quotation marks or hyphens. It's one of his hallmarks.
 
So here's something nobody ever brings up.

About a week after his grandmother's funeral, he had this to report [emphasis mine]:


I'm nowhere near as informed about the general race/class relationships of Lynn, Massachusetts, but is this meant to imply the woman he hit was black? Also, what's the deal with using scare quotes for "defense" in this case if she were?
yes, that's what he's implying. "no cops" is a pretty big indicator.
 
OCTOBER 2006
"Viewed now in the context of a “both sides” problem, is “expertise by way of victimhood” out of hand? Does it hurt the decorum of honest debate? Are we becoming a nation of “Oprah” guests, where feelings and emotion hold greater currency than reason and facts?"

Taken out of context for sure, but moviebob's blog is a gem of old beliefs and contradictions to his current beliefs. "Expertise by way of victimhood" sure wouldn't fly in the current culture of "believe or you're racist/sexist"
 
To be fair, it's not hard to mention Gamergate when it comes to Blob given his sperging of Gamergate got him fired from the Escapist and made him more infamous. Before Gamergate, Bob was just another Internet reviewer, Gamergate showed how much of a tard he really is to the internet.
As we can see when I did a dive into Bob's comments in the archives, he was always on his way to being sperg, gamergate just brought him the exposure.
One of the more interesting aspects I've noticed is people arnt aware of even the mechanics of how the reich came about much less the why's. Nobody seems to be particulary aware that it was largely a series of back room political deals rather than a popular vote combined sigh proactive co-operation from the right, Capitulation and occasional co-operation from the Communists at the order of Stalin and fragmented resistance from everyone else.
People worry about if it could "happen here." when they have no idea what happened.
Jonah Goldberg likes to ask people, "other than the racism and genocide, what was so bad about fascism?" Of course I would bet most people nowadays would say the racism and genocide is all fascism is. (Italy? What's that?)

Was it Carlin or someone else that said "when fascism comes to America it will do so under the guise of anti-fascism"?
 
Maybe she was black, but in a Boston suburb it's just as likely she was shanty Irish, or Bob is just making shit up. (Notably, if you rear-end someone it's almost always your fault; here it sounds like everyone was following too close.)

As for the scare quotes, Bob doesn't know how to use quotation marks or hyphens. It's one of his hallmarks.
I don't feel like assuming Bob is making shit up in an autobiography where he has relentlessly stated truths that make him seem terrible, like the AC thing, or how he used to bully kids to try and integrate himself to the Kool Kids Klub, or how he spent time in his car waiting for the family to sleep before he'd play his Mario. He has honesty problems, but he's also kind of a narcissistic moron.
 
As we can see when I did a dive into Bob's comments in the archives, he was always on his way to being sperg, gamergate just brought him the exposure.

Jonah Goldberg likes to ask people, "other than the racism and genocide, what was so bad about fascism?" Of course I would bet most people nowadays would say the racism and genocide is all fascism is. (Italy? What's that?)

Was it Carlin or someone else that said "when fascism comes to America it will do so under the guise of anti-fascism"?
I'm reading through bob's blog right now and something happened between 2006 and 2007 that really hyper-charged his genocidal beliefs and becoming another politicized movie reviewer.

Oops, I just found another gem. This one about "resident evil 5" .
AUGUST 2007
"The blogger flipping her lid over RE5 is doing to exact OPPOSITE of that. What’s the game about? Why is this guy the good guy? What’s going on? She apparently doesn’t care. She sees only race, digs no deeper, and that’s that. Do I “get” why she might be initially “piqued” by the trailer? Sure I do. But the incidental reminder of negative events doesn’t excuse or justify lazy analysis. Even of video-game trailers."
 
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I'm reading through bob's blog right now and something happened between 2006 and 2007 that really hyper-charged his genocidal beliefs and becoming another politicized movie reviewer.
We should split our tasks. One of us can check the movies released in 2006, the other can check political events. Which do you want?
 
I just realised there were 3000+ pages. Shit. Can you summarize your journey?
day 1: man, everyone involved in gaymergate has turned out to be a turbofag, lmao, what a loser
day 5: wow, the election did some serious damage to this one, and we're 3000 pages long, i bet he's a raper before i'm done with it
day 11: holy shit, we should pool our money and just get him a tranny hooker, i think he needs it
day 15: pity, followed by scorn, followed by derision, back to pity, and then scorn again (it stays as scorn)
day 19: this dude is fucked when i get to the covid parts
day 25: i feel like he's such a monstrous asshole that any average bostonite would just fuckin destroy him, how has he survived the bar scene
day 28: how has he not trooned out yet? its the only solution. get his ass into one of those discords, stat
day 39: yep still a faggot
day 40: i feel like society has failed somehow in a fundamental way. when jesus comes back, he's going to point to bobs twitter and solemnly nod before killing us all
day 45: starting to think that white genocide might not be a bad thing if it starts with him
day 49: finally caught up. damn this guy sure is a poop face

mark me mati, but god damn this guy. he's like chris-chan with a thesaurus

twitter was a mistake
 
It is sort of amazing. Writing is his job. He has a college degree. And he constantly does crap that would get red-pencilled by a smart sixth grader.
He also majored in film but can’t even make semi-professional videos for YouTube. Bob is not terribly bright and he’s fucking lazy as hell.
 
If you guys make Bob quit doing The Big Picture like you guys did with THE GAMER OVERTHINKER you don't know how mad I will be.

Can you guys STOP making his life miserable? Let him alone with his friends, co-workers and his fans.

What you gain from this? Just some SICKO enjoyment?

Bob always become a BIG STAR when people like you make his life miserable, look to his Patreon, youtube views and so on.
 
What people should do is tweet any pics they have of themselves at Cons with Lindsay or anyone and just start bitching how their "friend" never sees them since the Con and claim gaslighting.

Goddammit I took a selfie with David Prowse at a con a few years ago and now he's all "what are you doing in my house?" and "I'm gonna call the police". Fucking gaslighters, man.
 
If you guys make Bob quit doing The Big Picture like you guys did with THE GAMER OVERTHINKER you don't know how mad I will be.

Can you guys STOP making his life miserable? Let him alone with his friends, co-workers and his fans.

What you gain from this? Just some SICKO enjoyment?

Bob always become a BIG STAR when people like you make his life miserable, look to his Patreon, youtube views and so on.
Here's a little bit of attention. Use it wisely.
 
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