Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob got blown the absolute fuck out by his waifu

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He deleted his tweet but Ellis's are still up and archived: https://archive.md/dvwAl

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Includes 2 more tweets afterwards, archived here: https://archive.md/pfLje
God MovieBob is such a penis! Being a leftist soyboy is great huh? You get awesome opinions on movies, you lose your hair and grow an embarrassing beard and if you’re lucky your wife’s boyfriend will buy you a switch after your vasectomy.
 
Because they are retired. If you have to commute to work every day, 30+ mins of driving + traffic (even longer if you commute by bus or bike) is a lot of time and money you are spending on traveling. Its sometimes just cheaper to eat the higher rent cost because it would cost you as much if not more in traveling time and financial costs on a monthly basis.
Fun additional fact, their gas was paid for. Uncle drove a company vehicle and aunt worked for the government. That was never an expense for them. But, we're talking about blob, what travel expense does he have? Driving to the kitchen to get tendies then back to his couch to do his "job"?
 
The fact that he was able to handle all the legitimate, hilarious mockery of his braindead opinions and embarrassing statements, only to practically nuke his own twitter account because a mediocre-looking white girl publicly rejected him, makes it so fucking obvious that his male feminist gimmick was just an attempt to bang woke girls. I almost feel sorry for him. Most of his tweets already made this obvious, but he's a 40-year old man who never mentally moved on from being bullied in high school.
 
The left wing cope is real too...

Fitness is great in itself because it puts you in a disciplined mindset. If you're 15 and start lifting weights, dedicate that hour to lifting weights you start getting healthy habbits and it snowballs from there.

In terms of women, even the most sensitive, liberal and caring soul can dampen panties if he acts like a man.

Bring back a venetian man from the 1500's and he will have waaaaaay more game than all the PUA's, MGTOW's and Jordan Peterson listeners combined.

The male feminists confuse the end with the means. Remember Eddie Murphy in Raw, the monologue "What have you done for me lately?". You can quote all the Andrea Dworkin you want and virtual signal on twitter but 10/10 times your feminist friend will go with the guy that can change the oil in her car.
 
Moviebob is an obvious 37 and in his middle school Call of Duty wasn't out, Karl.
They probably had the gall to invite him over to play an inferior Sega game like Toejam & Earl or Gunstar Heroes.

I think officially I've seen his initial, "Robert L. Chipman".
AFAIK it's fairly common for the oldest boy to have his father's first name as his middle name (with some exceptions).
Do we know what his father's first name was?
The L stands for "Limpdick". It's a family name.
 
Only autists are allowed to have meltdowns.
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Movie Bob's reach is weird. Every so often a coworker I'm having a friendly chat with will bring him up in passing conversation. It's never what Bob's doing now though, it's always, "This guy named Movie Bob used to make youtube videos." I only bring it up because it happened again today.

It's weird, I think in a lot of people's minds he's just this weird bygone fixture that they don't bother to look up. Maybe everyone just assumes he's dead, I would.
 
It's the algorithms fault that no one watched his shitty vid
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We're getting close to a year that he tried to sell a bunch of junk on ebay. Will he try that gambit again?

"How do you do fellow film critic! I'm a nice guy and on your side and would like some attention/coochie but I really prefer your coochie to be of the lesbian variety!"
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He has both liked and retweeted this and done the same on her quote tweet of the original. He is also the only one to have commented directly on this too. 5.5 hours later and ZERO interaction.
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EDIT UPDATE!
It's been three days and there has still been no interaction on this tweet from ANYONE.
 
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Ouch... just ouch. Fucking hilarious. People will undoubtly call Lindsay mean, but there's no other way of dealing with creeps like movieblob. Good for her for telling him the truth.

Now he's crying on twitter that he's been "borderline gaslighted" lol.

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Which breadtuber even likes Bob? I always see him send unsolicited replies to Contrapoints, Jenny Nicholson and those guys, but they never respond to him.
Chris Chan took doopie blowing him off better than this.
 
Posting this old jewel in case anybody missed it from the Mauler Reddit.


Can you discern which quotes are MovieBob and which are by actual white supremacists?
 
Posting this old jewel in case anybody missed it from the Mauler Reddit.


Can you discern which quotes are MovieBob and which are by actual white supremacists?
350/500
 
I was reading this essay today and all I could think about was how much it applied to Bob Chipman:

"It's sad to watch my generation collapse into nihilism and fear as our bodies begin the process of dying. The men become bugmen, living to consume, filling shelf after shelf with toys their adult brains can't find amusement in, because they know of nothing else to do."
 
The left wing cope is real too...


Fitness is great in itself because it puts you in a disciplined mindset. If you're 15 and start lifting weights, dedicate that hour to lifting weights you start getting healthy habbits and it snowballs from there.
One of the keys to success in life is following a routine or at the very least having a plan. Every single business class and self-help seminar I've taken or read about, one of the key points they all emphasize is have a goal and have a plan. There is a reason people who work out or play sports turn out successful in life and that's because they can set goals and dedicate themselves to achieving those goals. Bob clearly has never had any goal or plan in his life and he has drifted through life taking the path of least resistance which has resulted in an unfulfilling social life and the self-destruction of his pathetic career.
Posting this old jewel in case anybody missed it from the Mauler Reddit.


Can you discern which quotes are MovieBob and
which are by actual white supremacists?
365/500
 
Bob's one of the clearest examples of "magical thinking" that we have here on the farms.
And you'd expect having a mechanical engineer as a brother would at least give him some insight that technology doesn't simply pop out of thin air, but instead of Chris edifying and grounding Bob, it is Bob who drags Chris into his politico-magical wonderland.

Maybe I'm late, but how long as "meltdown" been exclusive to austistic screeching?
From the moment that particular tweet was made.

I think officially I've seen his initial, "Robert L. Chipman".
AFAIK it's fairly common for the oldest boy to have his father's first name as his middle name (with some exceptions).
Do we know what his father's first name was?
L. is Lewis (source: his aborted Wikipedia entry). Not sure if that's Dad Chipman's name.

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Bobby fantasizes AOC "fighting" Nikki Haley:
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White-knighting The Squad against evil white man:
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Bobby responds to CNN Fake News:
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Bernie Sanders:
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Bobby's followers are considerably less enthusiastic than he is.

Don't you want to bow to the whims of our Californian Creative Elites and let them shove shit all over your streets?
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Thinkers vs. Believers, round 743589. The fight gets interesting from this round on, as the rank of "Believers" has now been reinforced by "nothing-Left-enough dead-enders on 'my side'" -- by which does Bobby mean Bernie Bros?
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Why do you think Bobby starts shilling Bernie in earnest only after Biden has won? Kiwis who are insightful about American politics care to share?

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It is about the Ethics of Game-console consumption.
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Still I don't think Chezzabelle's comment deserves a reply at all. Kids can very well deal with getting nothing on Christmas day.

Chaser Chu talks with troon #25 about video games. I have no idea except it might have something to do with Animal Crossing.
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Capeshit. It started with Luke sperging about MCU, with chaser Chu picking up the slack.
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Who is "Wheelchair Fascist"?

In Bobby's Angels, newly recruited troon recites Superior Future's Article of Faith:
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Dob Chipman:
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Ah the manly love between lycra-clad wrestlers:
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I was reading this essay today and all I could think about was how much it applied to Bob Chipman:

"It's sad to watch my generation collapse into nihilism and fear as our bodies begin the process of dying. The men become bugmen, living to consume, filling shelf after shelf with toys their adult brains can't find amusement in, because they know of nothing else to do."
I'm not convinced Boomers are the sole cause of the Millenials'... static nature and it entirely skips over Generation X. Was Gen X the Eunuch generation? I think the chain of custody goes Boomers --> Gen X --> Millenials -x-> Gen Z. Gen X was the generation that inherited the hippie fetish from the Boomers and made it the axis of their entire culture. After all, the biggest past time of Gen X was music concerts and being punk was defined as being anti-establishment (a mild version of slave morality, if you like). It was Gen X that got Millenials to think becoming emo was cool. Gen X are definitely more guilty of acting like perpetual teenagers than the Boomers as they constantly project the "too cool for school" attitude well into their 50s. Boomers are more blundering and oblivious when it comes to successive generations, but they perceive corporal punishment as a thing that happened while Gen X fostered it as the great sin of parenting.

Also, I got 345 on the quiz. I was hoping that basing my answers on eloquence and (perceived) farsightedness would get me a high score. Bob being less eloquent and shortsighted, of course.
 
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