Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Vesperus]

Robert "MovieBob" Chipman -- HE'S FAT AND LINDSAY ELLIS WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM

Hey, steady on.
I'm fat and Lindsay Ellis won't have sex with me.
The difference is I won't murder your family because you vote wrong.

 

[The tired cat]

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It is about the Ethics of Game-console consumption.
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You really don't even know what kids play or that even kids would wanna have a PS5 or that your precious SWITCH is also used by "adults" and "older teenagers" as well. Bobo...shut up will ya?

 

[ToddleDoddle]

I've noticed that in recent years when he talks about wrestling he seems to mostly talks about female wrestling. It allows him to frame the conversation as if he's a feminist ally rooting for women to get equal representation in the industry (while also lusting after women in skimpy wrestling outfits). It's sort of like how he praises lesbian romance movies as if it makes him a progressive LGBT feminist ally but it's obvious he's just jerking off over the sex scenes.

Lesbians really should be added to his list of fetishes in the title. It's hard not to notice his "excitement" for any story about lesbians.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Robert "MovieBob" Chipman -- HE'S FAT AND LINDSAY ELLIS WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM

Toby Fair, no one would have sex with him, it's why he's so angry.

You really don't even know what kids play or that even kids would wanna have a PS5 or that your precious SWITCH is also used by "adults" and "older teenagers" as well. Bobo...shut up will ya?

He can't do that, because then the jawks and gamergaters win... somehow.

 

[Pagliacci]

Robert might be autistic; I’ve always erred on the side of that being a misdiagnosis. But even if he is, it’s not the reason he finds making friends so difficult. It’s his basic immaturity, self-centeredness and self-reverence — not to mention his total lack of empathy. Robert is an asshole, and a charmless one. It’s hard for those types to make friends.

Bob has a lot going against him. He's fat, he's ugly, he's balding, he's stupid, he's socially awkward, he's fat, he's diabetic, he has autistic obsessions on things like Mario, he's lazy, has terrible opinions on nearly everything, has no real discernible skills, obnoxious accent, can't dress himself, and he's fat. I could ignore ALL of those things and still try to at least have a friendly chat with him at a bar or something if he just weren't so HATEFUL and EGOTISTICAL.

How do you expect people to be friendly towards you when you spend most of your time spewing hatred into the world? He could basically keep all the same flaws he currently has but if he could just chill out and humble himself people would not have anywhere near as much hate towards him. How could I even have a conversation with the guy? Any difference of opinion is liable to piss him off. If I tried sharing some random insight or factoid on a topic he's liable to get all defensive at the idea someone knows more about something than he does. Not only that but no matter how hard I tried he's also liable to be fat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lesbians really should be added to his list of fetishes in the title. It's hard not to notice his "excitement" for any story about lesbians.

If we’re going for an SEO-friendly title that sums him up succinctly, the fetishes wouldn’t make the cut IMO. Robert is best known as an utter failure and laughingstock, and I’d jam the most prominent examples in there (fired by Escapist twice, nuked from orbit by LE, lives in basement, virgin, etc.). But if we’re listing fetishes anywhere, don’t forget Robert’s lust for tall, strapping, Amazonian women. Of course he’s a submissive on top of everything else.

 

[Vesperus]

Lesbians really should be added to his list of fetishes in the title. It's hard not to notice his "excitement" for any story about lesbians.

If we’re going for an SEO-friendly title that sums him up succinctly, the fetishes wouldn’t make the cut IMO. Robert is best known as an utter failure and laughingstock, and I’d jam the most prominent examples in there (fired by Escapist twice, nuked from orbit by LE, lives in basement, virgin, etc.). But if we’re listing fetishes anywhere, don’t forget Robert’s lust for tall, strapping, Amazonian women. Of course he’s a submissive on top of everything else.

If I search the intertubes for 'lesbians', Bob is the last thing I want suggested. Dear God.

May I suggest Bob "Fat Nazi Pedo" Chipman?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

If we’re going for an SEO-friendly title that sums him up succinctly, the fetishes wouldn’t make the cut IMO. Robert is best known as an utter failure and laughingstock, and I’d jam the most prominent examples in there (fired by Escapist twice, nuked from orbit by LE, lives in basement, virgin, etc.). But if we’re listing fetishes anywhere, don’t forget Robert’s lust for tall, strapping, Amazonian women. Of course he’s a submissive on top of everything else.

Liking lesbians is such a basic bitch tier fetish that it isn't even worth mentioning. So is liking tall, dominant women. I also doubt that Bob would be submissive and polite in bed. If Bob did find a woman willing to have sex with him, he'd try to jump her bones the second they got into their rented hotel room (without even showering first,) and after 30 seconds of grunted orgasming, Bob would roll over, exhausted, thinking he had totally rocked this woman's world. Meanwhile the woman would be bored out of her mind and busy thinking up excuses to leave the hotel early. Then Bob would spend the next five years bragging about his sexcapade on twitter, only he'd add details like the woman making him breakfast in bed or opening his 14 dollar craft beer with her hoo-hah.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

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Chaser Chu talks with troon #25 about video games. I have no idea except it might have something to do with Animal Crossing.
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It always astounds me how much seething hatred these dudes have of people that enjoy working with their hands. Its so amazingly childish and sad. I'm sure the concept of people using their hands to do things other than shovel fast food town their holes is completely alien to them.
Sure it probably is because they (or at least Bob) think we should be living in a glorious super techno-utopia where robots preform all this icky manual tasks. Part of me wonders if there isn't a bit of jealousy there seeing that the only thing Bob can grow is his stomach.

 

[Vesperus]

It always astounds me how much seething hatred these dudes have of people that enjoy working with their hands. Its so amazingly childish and sad. I'm sure the concept of people using their hands to do things other than shovel fast food town their holes is completely alien to them.
Sure it probably is because they (or at least Bob) think we should be living in a glorious super techno-utopia where robots preform all this icky manual tasks. Part of me wonders if there isn't a bit of jealousy there seeing that the only thing Bob can grow is his stomach.

Do you remember WALL-E, where the robot did a fuck-ton of work whilst the useless balloon-animal humans floated around on a spaceship ?
We thought it was a cute comedy.
Bob thought it was a blueprint.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Liking lesbians is such a basic bitch tier fetish that it isn't even worth mentioning.

Well Asian is in the title which is fairly basic too. Bob feels a bit creepier about the lesbian stuff for two reasons though. One being so obvious about it while trying to hide it behind a mask of being pro LGBT and secondly he is acting that way towards stuff that isn't intended to be sexually gratifying for men. Makes it a lot slimier than just watching lesbian porn.

 

[Emperor Julian]

. If Bob did find a woman willing to have sex with him, he'd try to jump her bones the second they got into their rented hotel room (without even showering first,) and after 30 seconds of grunted orgasming, Bob would roll over, exhausted, thinking he had totally rocked this woman's world. Meanwhile the woman would be bored out of her mind and busy thinking up excuses to leave the hotel early. Then Bob would spend the next five years bragging about his sexcapade on twitter, only he'd add details like the woman making him breakfast in bed or opening his 14 dollar craft beer with her hoo-hah.

One of my sympathies with women is the fact that when they have sex the man is in essance inside them on a intimate level, it just seems somehow more awful than dipping you wick in same uggo as a dude. The idea of having someone like Bob or other lolcows inside you squirting into your body as your body has parts of them would make anyone sick Not to mention the possibility of getting pregnant with their haemonculous seed. If anything Lindseys reaction was pretty understated in a universe where that could biologically occur.

 

[A Gay Retard]

One of my sympathies with women is the fact that when they have sex the man is in essance inside them on a intimate level, it just seems somehow more awful than dipping you wick in same uggo as a dude. The idea of having someone like Bob or other lolcows inside you squirting into your body as your body has parts of them would make anyone sick Not to mention the possibility of getting pregnant with their haemonculous seed. If anything Lindseys reaction was pretty understated in a universe where that could biologically occur.

You might have just made me a feminist

 

[E Solveig]

if we're discussing new thread titles for proper SEO, i think we could sum up with

Bob "Moviebob" Chipman- Fat Pedophile Nazi Retard Who Thinks He's Mario In A Marvel Universe

its punchy, its not wrong, and literally every bit of evidence is somehow worse than that headline implies

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob admitting that he gets choked up over a WWE match is lulzy, but him referring to WWE as a “sport” is .

Wrestling made me cry when I was 6 once. But Bob is the exact type of neckbeard who actually still watches wrestling.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Liking lesbians is such a basic bitch tier fetish that it isn't even worth mentioning. So is liking tall, dominant women. I also doubt that Bob would be submissive and polite in bed. If Bob did find a woman willing to have sex with him, he'd try to jump her bones the second they got into their rented hotel room (without even showering first,) and after 30 seconds of grunted orgasming, Bob would roll over, exhausted, thinking he had totally rocked this woman's world. Meanwhile the woman would be bored out of her mind and busy thinking up excuses to leave the hotel early. Then Bob would spend the next five years bragging about his sexcapade on twitter, only he'd add details like the woman making him breakfast in bed or opening his 14 dollar craft beer with her hoo-hah.

Lol as if the woman would be conscious. The only way Robert is getting acquainted with the first inch of anyone’s pussy would require significant amounts of sedatives and/or alcohol. Imagine coming to (NOT coming too) as that smelly, sweaty shlub is grunting and spurting his sticky white love piss inside your body. You wouldn’t be bored; you’d be traumatized af. And Robert would indeed interpret your speechlessness as a glowing review of his prowess.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob has a lot going against him. He's fat, he's ugly, he's balding, he's stupid, he's socially awkward, he's fat, he's diabetic, he has autistic obsessions on things like Mario, he's lazy, has terrible opinions on nearly everything, has no real discernible skills, obnoxious accent, can't dress himself, and he's fat. I could ignore ALL of those things and still try to at least have a friendly chat with him at a bar or something if he just weren't so HATEFUL and EGOTISTICAL.

How do you expect people to be friendly towards you when you spend most of your time spewing hatred into the world? He could basically keep all the same flaws he currently has but if he could just chill out and humble himself people would not have anywhere near as much hate towards him. How could I even have a conversation with the guy? Any difference of opinion is liable to piss him off. If I tried sharing some random insight or factoid on a topic he's liable to get all defensive at the idea someone knows more about something than he does. Not only that but no matter how hard I tried he's also liable to be fat.

People like Bob live by that one quote in "A Million Ways To Die In The West":

"If two people hate the same thing, it creates a bond. Hate can move mountains."

Normal people will connect over things they like. People like bob see people who hate some of the same things as he does and assume this makes them kindred spirits.

The problem is, especially where Bob's Breadtube senpais are concerned, they do NOT hate *exactly* all the same things. While they might concur with Bob in hating the bad, bad Orange Man, this in itself is insufficient. Bob hates the White Working Class, which Breadtube does not hate - at least, not to the same extent as Bob, as the White Working Class is an integral part of the underlying philosophy of Workers Of The World Unite. Hell, Bob seems completely ignorant of the fact that there's an entire concept of trying to unite the white working class with all the other colors of working class because the Elites back in the day used race to keep the Whites from helping the Blacks (over slavery, Jim Crow stuff, etc) and everybody else (Chinese, Native American, whatever else), and they're trying their damnest to undo all that damage and Kino Roberto doesn't comprehend its importance and is actively working against it/to sabotage it.

But yeah, this is probably why he hasn't much luck with women (aside the alleged one night stands most likely with a woman with severe beer goggles and the Lesbun "beard" thing) - he's trying too hard to find a woman that hates the Mayonnaise Ghouls with the same fury of a thousand suns that he does. Nothing else/no-one else will do. Most women who aren't complete sociopaths would take one listen of Bobbenfuehrer's Final Solution for the Wasteland Children of the Mayonnaise Corn and go "That's a big yikes from me, dawg" and nope the fuck out.

 

[Ita Mori]

Here's Movie Bob mocking Tucker for having his mom abandon him as a child

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1329298266459156481

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Pretty classy, Robert

Robert is the last man to throw shade over a woman's rejecting you and your love.

He really has no self awareness.
Though I imagine it's hard to constantly be aware of that much mass.

 

[Nihil Jung]

On this day I am happy that Lindsay Ellis got drunk enough to tell the truth. It puts a smile on my face.

Lindsay will ALWAYS get drunk enough to tell the truth, it's like clockwork... every day at 5.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Didn’t Bob also get fired twice from Screwattack? Which was where his “Game Overthinker” series was originally posted and also the same company who put a big ass disclaimer of “This guy doesn’t represent our views” at the start of their videos?