Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

I wanna highlight the second vid that he wants us to watch.
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I don't recommend that you watch Bob's vids, as they're insufferable, but I do recommend people check this one out.

A few take aways:

• You can hear at certain points where he speeds up the audio for reasons only he understands. It's the drone of his PC fan suddenly pitch shifting
• He kinda defends video games from feminism
• Mutha fuca full names Peach like a world 6 BOSS
• Treats all Mario games as some sort of freakish, in universe cannon
• Treats the lore of Super Mario Galaxy with the same reverence as The Bible and thus proves that it's truly female empowering because Rosalina is the Mushroom Kingdom's version of God who is somehow foiled by a big turtle with hair but never mind that

In my personal opinion this is far more cringey and hilarious than his Miyamoto saves my childhood in a dream vid.

You gotta give credit to Bob for being passionate, but holy shit that Mario and Peach sperging was autistic.

 

[Vesperus]

I don't recommend that you watch Bob's vids, as they're insufferable, but I do recommend people check this one out.

I can't believe I just watched Bob fucking Chipman talk about the the theology of Mario for 10 fucking minutes.

Fuck this gay Earth. I'm going out for some air.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

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Yes, it is totally believable that Robert has lost enough weight to "reverse his diabetes"

Unrelated: Holy fuck, Bob is sporting a rack. One step towards the troon outcome, I guess

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which”.

I don't think he even plays anymore, he just keeps buying Mario games because he thinks that some day, he'll actually feel like playing them again, and he'll have a good time. (He won't, not without biochemical intervention to raise his dopamine, epinephrine, and norepinephrine levels, and even then he'll still have his middle-aged reflexes.) He can't let go of what he used to enjoy even though he doesn't enjoy it anymore, because autists never let go of anything and he can't face the realization of growing emptiness in his life if he abandoned them. I've seen it happen with other autists who can't admit to being former gamers. Besides, he has foolishly made Mario part of his identity. I'm convinced that if Mario ever became "problematic" for whatever reason, he'd go through mourning like the death of a family member. Maybe worse, I can't imagine him skipping Mario's funeral to buy an air conditioner.

I don't think he plays anymore because according to his book he sucks at playing his favorite video game of all time. Theres also the fact that playing video games gets in the way of his Twitter addiction. If you're playing a video game you actually have to pay attention to whats happening on screen and use your controller to play the game. When Bob watches a movie, especially the special effects heavy but weak on plot films he loves to consoom, he can glance at what is happening past the edges of his phone screen and since the movie is just a bunch of special effects and action sequences its not like you have to pay attention to the plot to understand what is happening. He gets to consoom Marvel and post on Twitter into the wee hours of 4 in the morning while if he played a video game its harder to Tweet out his big-brained hot takes without a Koopa Troopa killing him.

Bob doesn't CHOOSE food. He's indiscriminate with his compulsion.

Thats not true. The salad bar will remain forever untouched in the World of Bob.

Meanwhile his Patreon begins its return to his pre Escapist firing 2.0 level.

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Looks like Bob might need to start checking the Want ads pretty soon. What's the job market like for a Pop-culture critic who spends most of his time calling for the death of middle America and asking what video game characters think of Internet slapfights instead of reviewing movies?

 

[instythot]

Thats not true. The salad bar will remain forever untouched in the World of Bob.

Then where the fuck does all that ranch dressing go in Bahstan?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I can't believe all of the pasta I see on that table. Most basic bitch white trash feasts manage to dump a rotisserie chicken or a bunch of sliced rolls with some deli ham onto a spread like that. Give the thing a little variety. Hell, even one of those pre-packaged cheese and cracker trays would have spruced things up.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Then where the fuck does all that ranch dressing go in Bahstan?

on chips, of course.

 

[cypocryphy]

They look like two sex offenders contemplating revolting acts of pederasty.

Kinda like this? :

 

[Positron]

Bobby suffers "slander". Again.

You can see Bobby's flavor of the month is to accuse anyone who has a slightly different opinion (even on inconsequential subjects like the importance of cinemas) of being "evil" or "a horrible person".


To be fair Bobby never claimed to be "super evolved"; he just insinuated that he has been "properly evolved", unlike us.


Not enough capeshit, not enough trannies. Therefore your opinion is worthless.

And of course the "stalking" goes unabated:



It's only natural: "peace" is a totally alien concept to him.

+ + + +
Anita Whatshername pour oil on the greasefire that is Cyperpunk game.


The new Godzilla might turn out to be cinema-only. Bobby rejoices.


"I detest being on the same side as Nolan":


MCU and other Disney-owned pop pap:

You can sense how he is tripping over himself with excitement.


I really really REALLY wish Disney would put Black Widow on stream so as to steal Bobby's Christmas Holidays and New Year.



Treat Williams:


Brevity is the soul of wit. Bobby has no soul:


Missing the point of Fran Lebowitz:


Nymphomachy has replaced Luke as Bobby's favorite Angel, yet he still misses his point:

Check your cis privilege Bob; your Angel is complaining he is too tall to masquerade as a woman.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Thank you to the hero who edited Robert’s thread title. Much improved.

It is only now that I realize that his name has been changed as well and not just the description

EDIT:
To not double post
Ellen Page should be the next Robin/Nightwing because a teeny troon with a visibly receding hair line would be fantastic for the boy wonder because she still looks like a teenager I guess?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336139361927172096

https://archive.vn/iJTwF

The replies are filled with trannys and mentally ill people all for this and can be summed up by this one poor soul

https://twitter.com/MegaNerd98

https://archive.vn/rEShP

I'm sorry your parents vaccinated you Chris.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It is only now that I realize that his name has been changed as well and not just the description

EDIT:
To not double post
Ellen Page should be the next Robin/Nightwing because a teeny troon with a visibly receding hair line would be fantastic for the boy wonder because she still looks like a teenager I guess?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336139361927172096

https://archive.vn/iJTwF

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The replies are filled with trannys and mentally ill people all for this and can be summed up by this one poor soul
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https://twitter.com/MegaNerd98

https://archive.vn/rEShP

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I'm sorry your parents vaccinated you Chris.

If DC still wants a Chinese market for movies, having a troon Robin would absolutely ruin a potential Batman movie. I don’t know if Bob understands this, but an idea that might sell okay in one country can do absolutely terrible in another due to cultural differences. The Chinese don’t really tolerate black people in films, they’d maybe tolerate a troon even less. This is also a reason why Disney adds their woke stuff in such small clips so that they can present it to countries like the United States, but easily edit it out for places like China.

 

[Pagliacci]

"Rosalina is the Mushroom Kingdom's version of God"

So basically in the video Bob claims Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy is "the mother of the entire fucking galaxy, aka GOD". Forgive me for out-sperging Moviebob on Mario lore but even on this topic of all things Bob shows he's ignorant. Super Mario Galaxy explicitly shows Rosalina used to be a regular little girl who used to live on Earth (at least the Mario version of Earth) with her mother as explained in a story book: https://youtu.be/QG9r4sR0ZIo

Now explain to me how the fuck Rosalina used Lumas to create "the entire fucking galaxy" when she was living on Earth before she even met her first Luma? Explain to me how THE God (aka creator of everything) has a mother. The game barely has any story in it yet Bob either missed this or was being willfully ignorant for the sake of his dumb "Rosalina is God" theory (shit like this is why I absolutely hate those Game Theory videos). Sorry for the autism but I'm just a guy who happens to casually like Mario games. You'd think a guy who constantly wears Mario shirts, who literally wrote a book about Mario, who is so fixated on Mario that it's basically an inextricable part of his identity... you'd think that guy would know more about Mario than me. Apparently not because that guy is Moviebob and his need to be ignorant on all things outweighs his obsession with Mario.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Meanwhile his Patreon begins its return to his pre Escapist firing 2.0 level.

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It’s actually depressing how many simps Film Robert has. There’s at least 1347 people who are even more pathetic than him.

 

[Lando Calrissian]

I can't believe all of the pasta I see on that table. Most basic bitch white trash feasts manage to dump a rotisserie chicken or a bunch of sliced rolls with some deli ham onto a spread like that. Give the thing a little variety. Hell, even one of those pre-packaged cheese and cracker trays would have spruced things up.

That's a fairly small amount of food for an average sized person

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Bobby suffers "slander". Again.
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You can see Bobby's flavor of the month is to accuse anyone who has a slightly different opinion (even on inconsequential subjects like the importance of cinemas) of being "evil" or "a horrible person".

Even when some guy is trying to defend him Bob is just such an asshole to him. Is it any wonder hes never had any friends and is bleeding Patreon supporters?

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To be fair Bobby never claimed to be "super evolved"; he just insinuated that he has been "properly evolved", unlike us.

Did Bob just admit that he is a washed-up has-been in the Internet reviewer community? No self-awareness or shame whatsoever

The new Godzilla might turn out to be cinema-only. Bobby rejoices.
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"I detest being on the same side as Nolan":
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He is such a pathetic person. He is so happy he can watch his big budget B-movie where a giant fire breathing dinosaur and a giant monkey fight each other on the big screen. His whole existence is based around going out to movies and bars to spend money and pretend he has a social life. And of course he just has to be an asshole and imply Nolan is a bad person even though him and Nolan are both fighting for the same thing. Nolan made his brain hurt when Bob watched the Dark Knight so Nolan will always be a pretentious filmmaker who makes movies for dude-bro frat boys.

Any Godzilla/Kong/ Kaiju fan worth their salt would be happy to see this movie regardless of the medium. Before the Internet and piracy/streaming sites, fans had to hunt down those kinds of films in video stores on jenky VHS tapes, obsessively browse TV guides to find marathons to record, or sneak out of bed at 2 in the morning to watch them with the volume turned down so they didn't wake their parents. Half the fun was tracking down those movies and it made it all the more satisfying to finally see them, but Bob can't have any fun with anything and is too lazy to use Google to find a streaming site to watch a cam-rip of Godzilla vs Kong. He'd rather spend 20 bucks at the theater to watch a WWE match between a dinosaur and a monkey than go through the effort of finding it on his own.

MCU and other Disney-owned pop pap:
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You can sense how he is tripping over himself with excitement.

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I really really REALLY wish Disney would put Black Widow on stream so as to steal Bobby's Christmas Holidays and New Year.

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He goes from lapsed Catholic who replaced God with Disney and hungers for their written by committee movies the way a drug addict hungers for their next fix or Bob hungers for a dump truck full of McNuggets.

Brevity is the soul of wit. Bobby has no soul:
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Other wisdom from the Bard; "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool". Bob thinks he's a superior human and smarter than most of the country and he's a bigger fool than most of them.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So basically in the video Bob claims Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy is "the mother of the entire fucking galaxy, aka GOD". Forgive me for out-sperging Moviebob on Mario lore but even on this topic of all things Bob shows he's ignorant. Super Mario Galaxy explicitly shows Rosalina used to be a regular little girl who used to live on Earth (at least the Mario version of Earth) with her mother as explained in a story book: https://youtu.be/QG9r4sR0ZIo

Now explain to me how the fuck Rosalina used Lumas to create "the entire fucking galaxy" when she was living on Earth before she even met her first Luma? Explain to me how THE God (aka creator of everything) has a mother. The game barely has any story in it yet Bob either missed this or was being willfully ignorant for the sake of his dumb "Rosalina is God" theory (shit like this is why I absolutely hate those Game Theory videos). Sorry for the autism but I'm just a guy who happens to casually like Mario games. You'd think a guy who constantly wears Mario shirts, who literally wrote a book about Mario, who is so fixated on Mario that it's basically an inextricable part of his identity... you'd think that guy would know more about Mario than me. Apparently not because that guy is Moviebob and his need to be ignorant on all things outweighs his obsession with Mario.

More proof that Bob does not actually know anything about the things he claims to love outside of an extremely superficial level.

 

[Druveer]

Meanwhile I've seen people on the left complain that the game "objectifies trans bodies and treats them as commodities". Which is a stupid complaint because it's a cyberpunk dystopia so objectifying EVERYONE'S bodies and treating them as commodities is the point. Again it's a DYSTOPIA, it's not supposed to be a pleasant model society. It's supposed to be "problematic" and fucked up. Really the game suffers a lot due to people's inability to realize that just because a piece of media portrays [THING] doesn't mean it is condoning and promoting [THING].

"WE WANT TRANS REPRESENTATION IN VIDEO GAMES!"
*Cyberpunk 2077 exists*
"NOT LIKE THAT!"

The thing that these game developers don't get is that, at no point will these freaks be happy. They could have said they were going to make a troon simulator where oppressed trannies rise up and hunt and kill magapedes and they would still find something to bitch about. It's not about changing the game/movie/comic/product into something they want, it's about having the power to influence these companies to do so. Which is why these freaks should always be ignored, they never operate honestly.

 

[instythot]

Bob is such a basic bitch lolcow that I don't think Dear Leader would ever allow him his own subforum. But man, with his brother and the lunatics caught in his orbit, it's awfully tempting to ask.

And yet we have an entire subforum for DSP, a man who produces perhaps a week and a half of lolcontent per year despite streaming double shifts 6 days a week. Probably the issue is that the vast majority of Bob's online existence is tweets - barely enough for a full thought, but still with a character limit that Bob can belabor any point with

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

[...}
The new Godzilla might turn out to be cinema-only. Bobby rejoices.
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"I detest being on the same side as Nolan":
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[...]

"NOOOO NOT MY MOVIE-RI-NOS!
You subhuman mayo ghouls wanting to visiting family or going to your backwards churches or celebrating archaic holidays will literally kill people! You are so greedy!
But MY movies shouldn't be effected at all! How else am I supposed to CONSOOM if it isn't projected on a giant screen in front of me? If I can't see a monkey punch a dinosaur on the big screen I might as well be looking at shadow puppets in a cave!!!!"

But seriously was he not just bitching about this shit not long ago? Its truly dizzying trying to rationalize how the things he wants get special treatment, but other don't and if they do its because of greed and egotism.

 

[instythot]

"NOOOO NOT MY MOVIE-RI-NOS!
You subhuman mayo ghouls wanting to visiting family or going to your backwards churches or celebrating archaic holidays will literally kill people! You are so greedy!
But MY movies shouldn't be effected at all! How else am I supposed to CONSOOM if it isn't projected on a giant screen in front of me? If I can't see a monkey punch a dinosaur on the big screen I might as well be looking at shadow puppets in a cave!!!!"

But seriously was he not just bitching about this shit not long ago? Its truly dizzying trying to rationalize how the things he wants get special treatment, but other don't and if they do its because of greed and egotism.

If he ever got his consciousness uploaded into a robot body by Naomi Wu just before getting served moon wheat bread by an enslaved cishet white male, he'd find something to complain about in the scenario and that thing would be Trump's fault

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Any Godzilla/Kong/ Kaiju fan worth their salt would be happy to see this movie regardless of the medium. Before the Internet and piracy/streaming sites, fans had to hunt down those kinds of films in video stores on jenky VHS tapes, obsessively browse TV guides to find marathons to record, or sneak out of bed at 2 in the morning to watch them with the volume turned down so they didn't wake their parents. Half the fun was tracking down those movies and it made it all the more satisfying to finally see them, but Bob can't have any fun with anything and is too lazy to use Google to find a streaming site to watch a cam-rip of Godzilla vs Kong. He'd rather spend 20 bucks at the theater to watch a WWE match between a dinosaur and a monkey than go through the effort of finding it on his own.

The Kaiju movies have been my favorite movies of this lackluster decade, and I’m mostly just glad they’ve barely fucked up the franchise thus far. They’re actually taking their time instead of shitting out 3 different painfully bland movies per year.

He goes from lapsed Catholic who replaced God with Disney and hungers for their written by committee movies the way a drug addict hungers for their next fix or Bob hungers for a dump truck full of McNuggets.

Bob is pretty akin to a Satanist in that he is his own God, and he acts like it someone who believes that.

"WE WANT TRANS REPRESENTATION IN VIDEO GAMES!"
*Cyberpunk 2077 exists*
"NOT LIKE THAT!"

The thing that these game developers don't get is that, at no point will these freaks be happy. They could have said they were going to make a troon simulator where oppressed trannies rise up and hunt and kill magapedes and they would still find something to bitch about. It's not about changing the game/movie/comic/product into something they want, it's about having the power to influence these companies to do so. Which is why these freaks should always be ignored, they never operate honestly.

Social justice is about power for power’s sake. The academic gibberish that is their scripture outright states this with its garbage about “personal truth” and the idea of truth, good, and evil having no meaning and being decided by those with institutional privilege/power.