Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

I’m shocked Bob hasn’t been given a sub forum at this point. He obviously has the content to warrant the threads, and he just won’t stop.

I'd pondered that as well, given the cowishness of his brother Chris "Da Chippa!" with his pathetic e-begging podcast lineup and Blockbuster Video obsession, as well as Bob orbiters like Arkle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m shocked Bob hasn’t been given a sub forum at this point. He obviously has the content to warrant the threads, and he just won’t stop.

It’s like he Tweets the same self loathing vitriol 50 times a day and never feels Vitamin D because he just wants to keep spouting like this.

I wish he’d take a good look at himself, chill with some old Game Overthinker, particularly the first 15 episodes where his voice was slightly distorted yet sounded like a calm, soothing professor.

There really was a time when Bob seemed normal.

I don’t think he produces enough varied content to warrant that. What would the subtopics even be? Chris, Mario, political retardation? He’s predictable and sedentary enough that this thread doesn’t move that fast.

 

[E Solveig]

This is why I don't believe Bob is harmless like some have said.

to steal a joke from a source bob most assuredly has not read, bob is mostly harmless

he's a petty tyrant. maybe i'm a christosperg but i legitimately think he is legitimately content to do evil. and he knows it- he knows better, but is compelled to do so in such ways as he is capable. in a relationship, he'd beat his partner. if he had children, he'd abuse them. if he had employees, they'd wash his car in boston winters, and then get fired when his fat greasy fingers can't grip the ice to open the door. if he was a city planner, he'd put sewer lines near playgrounds just to be spiteful

he is only harmless because he's a fat retard on twitter, and not a semiproductive member of society, where he would inflict evil on people around him

look at what his existence has done to his brother, who had a chance to not be a useless fucking sperg

literally everything he touches turns to shit and is made lesser for its association with him

edited to avoid doublepost

I don’t think he produces enough varied content to warrant that. What would the subtopics even be? Chris, Mario, political retardation? He’s predictable and sedentary enough that this thread doesn’t move that fast.

moviebob and his family are somehow, despite tweeting six gorillion times a day, not interesting enough to have discussion on their lives. they don't do anything, and didn't before covid. they didn't learn a skill, or improve the ones they have, in lockdown. they do the same shit.

even his followers are mostly rat king members and other degenerate scum. i could see him getting moved to the rat king but honestly he talks the talk but can't walk the walk. he just lusts for these people and says polite words, and they seal clap for him when he gets a dunk on, and ignore him otherwise. he's not even interesting enough for that

no, a twinned topic for him and his brother is the best he can do in life.

..fuck i'm back at pity, lemme pop into the middle so i can rotate back to scorn and derision

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is why I don't believe Bob is harmless like some have said.

I do not believe that Bob will ever put himself in a position where he can be directly challenged. He is also so pathetic and incompetent that when he, his brother, and either his sister or troon cousin (still not sure but please correct me) all tried to get Jack fired they failed in spectacular fashion. He has also burnt almost every bridge that he had and is a laughing stock, that is when people can ever be bothered to notice him.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

The reason capeshit will never rise to the level of mythology and folklore is simple: modern copyright.

Bob calling it a "shared mythos" is a joke for that reason. Back in ancient Greek times you'd end up with countless versions of different stories, or different interpretations of different characters, each bard putting their own spin on things, resulting in an ever expanding and evolving lore.

But these days try to tell your own version of The Avengers and get a lawsuit crammed up your ass. Any ability to create a SHARED mythos from superheroes will get fucked by the Mouse or other copyright abusers.

I'm personally waiting for the point in which media is produced but no one (outside of maybe "critics") is allowed to view it (as memories are technically unauthorized copies). Consoomers just get to pay for the pride of knowing they are giving money to COMPANY that they are supposed to like.

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After looking at these tweets between Jeremiah and Bob I need to point out that Bob grabbed his safety blankey to prevent anyone from calling out his bullshit.
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MY FUCKING SIDES.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I’m shocked Bob hasn’t been given a sub forum at this point. He obviously has the content to warrant the threads, and he just won’t stop.

It’s like he Tweets the same self loathing vitriol 50 times a day and never feels Vitamin D because he just wants to keep spouting like this.

I wish he’d take a good look at himself, chill with some old Game Overthinker, particularly the first 15 episodes where his voice was slightly distorted yet sounded like a calm, soothing professor.

There really was a time when Bob seemed normal.

It takes more than just tweets to warrant a sub-forum. Bob truly is the gold standard when it comes to Twitter spergs, but he needs a lot more for there to be content to support his own sub-forum.

Look at how much shit it took for people like Jonathan Yaniv or Ethan Ralph to be given their own sub-forums on this site. Even after the sex tape Null refused to make one for Ralph because he thought that was the peak of Ralph's cow content and that it would be all downhill from they're on out. That prediction aged like fine wine by the way.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It takes more than just tweets to warrant a sub-forum. Bob truly is the gold standard when it comes to Twitter spergs, but he needs a lot more for there to be content to support his own sub-forum.

Look at how much shit it took for people like Jonathan Yaniv or Ethan Ralph to be given their own sub-forums on this site. Even after the sex tape Null refused to make one for Ralph because he thought that was the peak of Ralph's cow content and that it would be all downhill from they're on out. That prediction aged like fine wine by the way.

Completely agree. The only way Bob should ever get his own sub forum is if gets arrested for killing a hooker with his hunt and by that point he's already going to prison, rendering this thread pointless. I cannot think of a situation where Bob would do something that would warrant it and he wouldn't disappear.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Completely agree. The only way Bob should ever get his own sub forum is if gets arrested for killing a hooker with his hunt and by that point he's already going to prison, rendering this thread pointless. I cannot think of a situation where Bob would do something that would warrant it and he wouldn't disappear.

I think if he made a movie and the cast and crew were live tweeting about the dumb shit he did on set, it could lead to some laughs. Or maybe if someone found a list of women he wants to rape and sent it to anyone listed.

 

[AnOminous]

Completely agree. The only way Bob should ever get his own sub forum is if gets arrested for killing a hooker with his hunt and by that point he's already going to prison, rendering this thread pointless. I cannot think of a situation where Bob would do something that would warrant it and he wouldn't disappear.

Bob is just a fat tub of shit who tweets a lot. Why does he need a forum? He doesn't.

 

[blablabla]

Bob doesnt need a forum, Bob needs to kill himself
Also You really burned cdpr with that tweet champ, you really got them!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris has only posted about this new Blockbuster spergout today, more than once. Meanwhile, Ava and Jake ate asbestos-dusted Pop Tarts for dinner.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Diabeeto has found a worthy arch-nemesis:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338260856648454144 (Archive)

The irony of a failed film critic who's been fired multiple times calling anyone else "disposable".

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”Stop judging, that you may not be judged. For as you judge, so will you be judged, and the measure with which you measure will be measured out to you. Why do you notice the splinter in your brother's eye, but do not perceive the wooden beam in your own eye?How can you say to your brother, 'Let me remove that splinter from your eye,' while the wooden beam is in your eye? You hypocrite, remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye.” - Matthew 7:1-5

It was, and sometimes hilarious things happened because of it.

I think Bob is starting to move from more coherent forms of evil (based on lust, anger, self-aggrandizement, and bureaucratic authoritarianiam,) to a less coherent, chaotic form of evil. Just a raw opposition to everything that's remotely good or wholesome, whether anything he believes in makes any sense or not. I also think the only thing keeping him from becoming Ethan Ralph is his physical weirdness, his lack of emotional maturity, and that combination of arrogance and low self-esteem that tells any woman that gets involved with him, that he'll become a spiteful son of a bitch if she ever does anything he doesn't like.

Yeah. The entirety of Bob's political positions are based around hatred for people for no good reason, so he's not too far away from evil for evil's sake.

If you somehow get a moral eureka watching capeshit, well, that's okay. Epiphany can come from unlikely places. But you are not justified to infer from your idiosyncratic ethical epiphany to the conviction that the filmmakers have deliberately put a parable in the popcorn; and to suggest that the whole company is involved in the moral betterment of people is as bizarre as any conspiracy theory.

More old Chips. Cultural appropriation from 10 years ago:
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Fuck Nazis! Trannies forever!
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The "game" is presumably Cyberpunk 41%.

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To be fair the second post is really pathetic; if not for the mention of "work" I'd be sure it was by a tranny.

Someone joins Bob in commiserating and grudge-wanking about cinema lockdowns. Bobby is quick to jump to the consoomers' defense.
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I can't see the relation between democracy and cinema lockdowns, but then I'm not smart enough to even tell what Bobby means by "populism".

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MCU:
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Capeshit and Jim Crow:
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Synder:
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Bobby is going to review something edgy:
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No-Deal Brexit is "self-harm":
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I guess a lizard auto-amputating its tail is also a form of "self-harm".

Tulsi Gabbard and the great tranny debate:
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Fallon Fox is a sociopathic, violent man who broke the skull of a female MMA fighter. Other respondents mention Rhys McKinnon, a lazy fat guy who defeated all women cyclists in his age group.

Alber's evidence is unarguable. Hence Bobby resorts to bullying:
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Fortunately Albers is not cowered:
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You'll read about the AOC part in due course. Meanwhile the mention of "cancel culture" put all leftie hypocrites in offense mode, and Albers is pelted with rotten eggs.

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And Bobby and his fans don't mind. Honest. Bobby's convoluted phraseology tells you he doesn't care one bit.
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Reminder that Bobby used to be both the shover and the shoved.

Alber's crime does not end here. Before getting into the tranny debate, he desecrated the Second Holiest Cow of Superior Future:
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No fucking idea:
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The faux-socialist debate went on:
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Bobby urges people to forget Nancy Pelosi's freezer because it is "eight months ago":
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Yup. We should judge politicians by the transparency of their freezers. BTW what does Hillary Rodham's freezer looks like? I bet it is full of freshly-procured "pizza".

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A girl (white girl obviously) rinses half-cooked minced beef under the tap to "degrease" it. Bobby considers this a war crime.
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This is Michael Flinn:
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Bobby was right: he and his ilk really belong to a different species.

1) Bob, la Congresista que tú piensas te joderá no le gustará, si vería esa appropriación de su cultura latina.
2) so populism is inherently repulsive? Good to know Bob is against listening to the will of the people.
3) shut the fuck up you Seppo. You have no business talking about UK politics and you should worry about your own country's problems before talking about Brexit, which you probably don't even understand.
4) is Roberto threatening to dox people? Sounds awfully like what people on ”harassment forums” would do.
5) transgender women, regardless of what they identify as, have XY chromosomes and were born with a dick. They are, ipso facto, biological men.
6) and just as I mention AOC in my post, Bob turns up to defend m'lady from all the evil Trumpists. Out of sheer interest, I wonder how long it'll take before he turns into the sort of guy that insists you refer to her as Her Royal and Imperial Majesty Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez but, curiously enough, forgets to do that when talking about Senator Ted Cruz or Congressman Dan Crenshaw.
7) the ironic thing is that ”Pelosi's freezer” was a popular argument on the left for why they lost House seats to the point where I can point to press releases from the Sunrise Movement talking about it, but taking that stance would mean admitting that the Dems could be wrong which is beyond the capability of Blob.
and of course the Eleventh Pronouns-In-Bio Keyboard Warriors (Marx's Own) Regiment are coming out to defend Bob.

This is why I don't believe Bob is harmless like some have said.

The only reason he's not wanted for crimes against humanity is because he was born in Boston instead of, say, 1920s Berlin or 1970s Kigali.

Edit - Xenforo keeps inserting line breaks where they shouldn't exist

 

[The tired cat]

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To be fair the second post is really pathetic; if not for the mention of "work" I'd be sure it was by a tranny.

Hey, live-action version of Peter Griffin, you're the fat fuck that shilled 60$ for a crappy Mario game that had 3 shitty ports. Also, thanks for showing your privilege by bringing up sweatshops even though these guys got paid for the extra work and are still gonna get their bonus, but hey not like your blubber ass ever had to work or do research. As for the 2nd tweet, at best you can argue the problem of gaming culture and it's not tied to the gaming industry in any way you backward retard. Now with the posts, I have to ask in what way did they assume this game was gonna be an "anti woke" middle finger when the setting is about a future where you can change your gender or become a fuckin' vampire or furry if you want. In the words of Tim Curry "Where the fuck do you get these people?!"

 

[Positron]

4) is Roberto threatening to dox people? Sounds awfully like what people on ”harassment forums” would do.

There are no ___ _______, only ___ _______. What's more, unlike lefties who are shamed off the internet, the Obsolete Mayo Ghouls only ever suffer from the consequences of their bigotry.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Chris looks like a closeted homo in literally every picture.

Yeah but a normal closeted homo. Just a guy in a sombrero or goofing around with a guitar. Harmless, just another family guy that wears socks and sandals and grills on Sundays.

Which is the bigger tragedy? Moviebob's life or Chris Chipman's life? Change the names and you can make a John Waters movie out of them.

 

[Koby_Fish]

https://ganker.com/wp-content/uploads/moviebob-bob-chipman-book-quote.jpg

”Stop judging, that you may not be judged. For as you judge, so will you be judged, and the measure with which you measure will be measured out to you. Why do you notice the splinter in your brother's eye, but do not perceive the wooden beam in your own eye?How can you say to your brother, 'Let me remove that splinter from your eye,' while the wooden beam is in your eye? You hypocrite, remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye.” - Matthew 7:1-5

Yeah. The entirety of Bob's political positions are based around hatred for people for no good reason, so he's not too far away from evil for evil's sake.

1) Bob, la Congresista que tú piensas te joderá no le gustará, si vea esa appropriación de su cultura latina.
2) so populism is inherently repulsive? Good to know Bob is against listening to the will of the people.
3) shut the fuck up you Seppo. You have no business talking about UK politics and you should worry about your own country's problems before talking about Brexit, which you probably don't even understand.
4) is Roberto threatening to dox people? Sounds awfully like what people on ”harassment forums” would do.
5) transgender women, regardless of what they identify as, have XY chromosomes and were born with a dick. They are, ipso facto, biological men.
6) and just as I mention AOC in my post, Bob turns up to defend m'lady from all the evil Trumpists. Out of sheer interest, I wonder how long it'll take before he turns into the sort of guy that insists you refer to her as Her Royal and Imperial Majesty Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez but, curiously enough, forgets to do that when talking about Senator Ted Cruz or Congressman Dan Crenshaw.
7) the ironic thing is that ”Pelosi's freezer” was a popular argument on the left for why they lost House seats to the point where I can point to press releases from the Sunrise Movement talking about it, but taking that stance would mean admitting that the Dems could be wrong which is beyond the capability of Blob.
and of course the Eleventh Pronouns-In-Bio Keyboard Warriors (Marx's Own) Regiment are coming out to defend Bob.

The only reason he's not wanted for crimes against humanity is because he was born in Boston instead of, say, 1920s Berlin or 1970s Kigali.

The thing is, Bob is committing evil (sin of hatred), believing that he's hating "the right things" and thus this makes it an act of good. Wasn't there another passage in the bible, something about woe to anyone calling good "evil" and evil "good"....I'm sure it's out there somewhere

 

[E Solveig]

The thing is, Bob is committing evil (sin of hatred), believing that he's hating "the right things" and thus this makes it an act of good. Wasn't there another passage in the bible, something about woe to anyone calling good "evil" and evil "good"....I'm sure it's out there somewhere

20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

21 Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!

22 Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink:

23 Which justify the wicked for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous from him!

24 Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness, and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have cast away the law of the Lord of hosts, and despised the word of the Holy One of Israel.

Isaiah 5: 20-24

bring on the woe

 

[Flexo]

Just confirming as always, Bob's beliefs are absolute bullshit. (from his perspective - obviously objectively speaking truth is absolutely a defense)

Also.

Wut?

FYI, apparently Christopher Nolan showed up to hand out the game of the year award.

I was in shock too.

Bobby urges people to forget Nancy Pelosi's freezer because it is "eight months ago":

Yup. We should judge politicians by the transparency of their freezers. BTW what does Hillary Rodham's freezer looks like? I bet it is full of freshly-procured "pizza".

Gee, Bobby, it's almost like all the democrat politicians overshared shit on social media OF THEIR OWN ACCORD while Republican politicians... keep to themselves.

No wonder this dumbass sucks at reviewing movies. He literally can't comprehend cause and effect.

 

[Mola Ram]

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I've read this excerpt a dozen times and never noticed the first sentence failure, which is pretty funny considering Bob's pretensions to intellect:

"I was joined by another pair of early birds: a young mother and her two children."

That's three people, Bob. Not a pair.

 

[Flexo]

I've read this excerpt a dozen times and never noticed the first sentence failure, which is pretty funny considering Bob's pretensions to intellect:

"I was joined by another pair of early birds: a young mother and her two children."

That's three people, Bob. Not a pair.

Nah see - children are each half a human so 2 children = 1 whole human + mother thus 1 pair.

I r smurt